History Fanfic / PoisonedBlood

* TheresNoKillLikeOverkill: After Percy and Annabeth defeat Circe and rescue the Ramirez-Arellano siters along with the men Circe captured in the past, Clarisse makes sure that Circe's island is wiped off the map for good by shelling it with cannonballs and Greek fire before obliterating it with a nuclear round.

** The Oracle is simply an immortal old lady instead of a shriveled zombie thanks to Hades modifying his curse at the last moment with a blessing that ensured that she wouldn't have to die until the Great Prophecy is fulfilled, with Thanatos slowing her aging down to a crawl as a bonus.

* WorthyOpponent: According to one of the undead Confederates on the ''Birmingham'', the soldiers who were forced to take part in the Fort Pillow massacre had nothing but respect towards the black soldiers they had to kill on Forrest's orders for their determination to remain free men to the end.

** Thalia Grace demonstrates the ability to manipulate the Mist, something that her canon counterpart never had.

* CurbStompBattle: Polyphemus doesn't even stand a chance against Percy, Annabeth, Clarisse, and Tyson during their confrontation, getting himself hobbled by Clarisse before Tyson[[EyeScream punches through Polyphemus' eye]], with Percy [[OffWithHisHead decapitating Polyphemus]] shortly after.

* FreudianExcuseIsNoExcuse: Luke's MotiveRant aboard the ''Princess Andromeda'' for joining Kronos is swiftly torn apart by Percy and Annabeth citing how a) his reasons are total bullshit and b) none of them hate Olympus just because their godly parents weren't there for them.

* MyInstinctsAreShowing: Annabeth briefly drools over Polyphemeus' sheep when the group reach his island thanks to her lupine instincts before Clarisse snaps her out of it.

* BlackSheep: Polyphemus is this for the cyclops community, not least because he eats his own kind for lunch.

* BlackSheep: Polyphemus is this for the cyclops community, not least because he eats his own kind for lunch

* TimeDilation: The staff of the Lotus Hotel and Casino have a time-slowing generator in their building to make sure that every minute spent inside their establishment doesn't outpace events in the outside world, which comes in handy when Percy, Annabeth, and Grover are stuck in the Lotus Hotel by Ares.

--> '''Percy''': (''LuminescentBlush'') Oh gods no… that’s why…

* AdaptationalIntelligence: Tyson is much smarter than canon, being a GadgeteerGenius who helps overhaul the boiler of the ''Birmingham'' to handle rougher ocean waters.

** The Oracle is simply an immortal old lady instead of a shriveled zombie thanks to Hades modifying his curse at the last moment with a blessing that ensured that she wouldn't have to die until the Great Prophecy is fulfilled along with Thanatos slowing her aging down to a crawl.

** One of the undead Confederates aboard the ''Birmingham'' was horrified to find out that Nathan Bedford Forrest was a werewolf who [[DesecratingTheDead ate the dead bodies of the black soldiers he ordered his men to kill in the Fort Pillow Massacre]] while under his command and attempted to kill him for that.

* ApeShallNotKillApe: {{Averted}} in the case of Polyphemus, who in turn is killed by Tyson and Percy for his crimes
* TheAtoner: Hermes is this for Luke, to the point that he asks Percy to help send him a 1000-word letter he wrote to him when Percy and the others embark on their quest for the Golden Fleece.

* TheBet: As it turns out, the Ares and Hermes cabins were betting drachmas on Percy either getting laid with Clarisse, Annabeth, or both of them by the time they reached the Sirens.
* BewareTheNiceOnes: Silena's an all-around NiceGirl among the demigods of Camp Half-Blood... and also has a hell of a way with words, which she demonstrates with her insults towards Luke and Kronos.

* CurbStompBattle: Polyphemus doesn't even stand a chance against Percy, Annabeth, Clarisse, and Tyson during their confrontation, getting himself hobbled by Clarisse before Tyson blinds him and Percy [[OffWithHisHead decapitates him]].

** Hades is not pleased at Alecto jumping to the conclusion that Percy was the one who stole his helmet and the Master Bolt, reminding her that Percy ''doesn't'' know about his divine parent yet and ordering her to stay put unless told otherwise.

** Izzet is creeped out by vore ever since he killed Medusa and was shown information about it by Sally.

* InSpiteOfANail: Luke still works for Kronos even though his mother doesn't go insane this time around.

* MoralEventHorizon: Percy [[LampshadedTrope lampshades]] how Luke "had to up the ante on ‘swan diving past the moral event horizon’" with his poisoning of Thalia right after he sicced a werewolf on Annabeth even though they were his best friends.

* MythologyGag: Clarisse, a daughter of Ares, jokingly offers Izzet, who's the Lydian Drakon, a spear to stab his eyes out with after Silena calls Kronos Luke's "vore daddy", referencing how Clarisse [[EyeScream * MythologyGag: Clarisse, a daughter of Ares, jokingly offers Izzet, who's the Lydian Drakon, a spear to stab his eyes out with after Silena calls Kronos Luke's "vore daddy", referencing how Clarisse [[EyeScream impaled the Lydian Drakon's eye with a spear]] in ''The Last Olympian''.

* OldShame: The crew of the CSS ''Birmingham'' are ashamed of supporting slavery when they were alive and are happy to flip off the Sirens when they try to show them their deepest desires.
* PapaWolf: Izzet is very much this for Percy.

* {{Polyamory}}: In addition to his canon wife, Frederick Chase also marries Fem!Hephaestus and has kids with her
* ShoutOut: Percy's basically the [[VideoGame/TheElderScrollsVSkyrim Dragonborn]] thanks to Izzet blood-binding him, and he makes sure his enemies know it.

* TheresNoKillLikeOverkill: Clarisse shells Circe's island with cannonballs and Greek fire before obliterating it with a nuclear round after Percy and Annabeth defeat Circe and rescue Reyna, Hylla, and the men Circe captured and turned into gerbils.
* TimeDilation: The staff of the Lotus Hotel and Casino activate the time-slowing generator in their building to make sure that Percy, Annabeth, and Grover have enough time to return the Master Bolt to Zeus when Ares blocks their exit

** Luke comes off as far pettier and crueler than canon, especially after he throws away Hermes' apology letter without even looking at it.

* WorthyOpponent: According to one of the undead Confederates on the ''Birmingham'' the soldiers who were forced to take part in the Fort Pillow massacre regarded the black soldiers who fought against them as this.

%%* AnimalWrongsGroup: According to Grover, rogue satyrs form these.%%Firm what?

%%* ClosetKey: Clarisse is this for Annabeth.%%Is what? How?

** May Castellan died to monsters instead of going crazy from trying and failing to take in the spirit of the Oracle.

* OldShame: The crew of the CSS ''Birmingham'' regard their past support for the Confederate States as this and are happy to flip off the Sirens when they try to show them their deepest desires.

''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/22707499/chapters/54269686 Poisoned Blood]]'' is a ''Literature/PercyJacksonAndTheOlympians'' CrackFic by [[https://archiveofourown.org/users/The_Plauge_Dragon/pseuds/The_Plauge_Dragon The Plauge Dragon]], writer of ''Fanfic/TheAbominationQuirk''

* AbledInTheAdaptation: The Oracle is simply an immortal old lady instead of a shriveled zombie thanks to Hades modifying his curse at the last moment with a blessing that ensured that she wouldn't have to die until the Great Prophecy is fulfilled along with Thanatos slowing her aging down to a crawl.

* AdaptationalBadass: Thanks to Izzet binding Percy to him via blood transfusion, Percy possesses [[BloodyMurder acidic blood]] and [[AcidAttack acid spit]] capable of melting through armor, the ability to enhance himself via poison, and the ability to partially transform himself with draconic features.

* AdaptationalJerkass: Zeus is far more of a dick than he ever was in canon and mythology, to the point that he employed Gabe to bring Percy to him and calls upon monsters to hinder his quest to retrieve his Master Bolt. [[spoiler: As it turns out, part of that is because he's being influenced by his own father Kronos via DemonicPossession from one of the Titan's fragments]].

* AdaptationalNiceGuy: Mr. D is a [[BigFun jovial and lively person]] who looks out for the demigods under his care in Camp Half-Blood instead of the condescending {{Jerkass}} from canon.

* AdaptationalHeroism: In canon, the Lydian Drakon was just another monster under the employ of Kronos who was later killed by Clarisse in ''The Last Olympian''. This version is not only a loving father figure and husband, but also ends up getting employed as Camp Half-Blood's activities director when Chiron is fired.

* AdaptationNameChange: The Lydian Drakon named himself Izzet to blend in with human society after he ran into Percy as a kid and as a nod to his (technically) Turkish heritage.

* AdaptationalSexuality: Clarisse and Annabeth are both bisexual in this continuity.

* AdaptationalVillainy: Gabe Ugliano, who was just Percy's lousy stepfather in canon, kidnapped Percy to bring him to a person only known as "Greased Lightning" (aka ''Zeus'') before Izzet [[BigDamnHeroes came to the rescue]].

* AnimalWrongsGroup: According to Grover, rogue satyrs form these.

** Abraham Lincoln was actually a son of Hades instead of a son of Zeus as demigod historians have believed him to be

* ClosetKey: Clarisse is this for Annabeth.

* DeathByAdaptation: Circe is killed by Percy during the breakout on her island, with the rest of it obliterated via nuclear cannonball after all the men she transformed into animals are exfiltrated from the island.
** May Castellan died to monsters instead of going crazy from trying and failing to take in the spirit of the Oracle
* TheDreaded: The Fates are this to the gods due to their ability to destroy any deity if they chose to.
* EveryoneHasStandards: Hades is not pleased at Alecto jumping to the conclusion that Percy was the one who stole his helmet and the Master Bolt, reminding her that Percy ''doesn't'' know about his divine parent yet and ordering her to stay put unless told otherwise.

--> '''Percy''': I'm the motherfucking Dovakhiin!

* UncannyValley: Percy's sees his reflection in Circe's mirror as this because he knows that [[HumansAreFlawed nobody can ever be perfect]].

* {{Werebeast}}: Ditto for Annabeth.
** Percy ends up transforming into a [[HalfHumanHybrid half-drakon]] thanks to his immune system filtering out the harmful effects of Circe's transformation potion while keeping its perks.
* WorthyOpponent: According to one of the undead Confederates on the ''Birmingham'' the soldiers who were forced to take part in the Fort Pillow massacre regarded the black soldiers who fought against them as this.

Instead of just being a son of Poseidon, Percy, through a series of circumstances, is part-drakon due to the Lydian Drakon deciding to adopt him as his own son and infusing his own blood into him. Hijinks ensue as Percy enters a world in which ancient gods and monsters beyond his wildest dreams exist among humans

* AbledInTheAdaptation: The Oracle is simply an immortal old lady instead of a shriveled zombie thanks to Hades modifying his curse at the last moment with a blessing that ensured that she wouldn't have to die until the Great Prophecy is fulfilled along with Thanatos slowing her aging down to a crawl
** Fem!Hephaestus receives surgery on her legs so she can walk without her crutches anymore
* AdaptationalBadass: Thanks to Izzet binding Percy to him via blood transfusion, Percy possesses [[BloodyMurder acidic blood]] and [[AcidAttack acid spit]] capable of melting through armor, the ability to enhance himself via poison, and the ability to partially transform himself with draconic features
** Annabeth's abilities as a werewolf grant her NighInvulnerability to everything but silver and anti-divine weaponry as well as enhanced senses and stamina and a strong HealingFactor
** The Dares are a BadassFamily who have spearheaded many initiatives to repair planet Earth of the damage it has sustained from human development, with Steven earning Demeter's love and the Dare patriarch unintentionally making himself a ChickMagnet for dryads and nymphs thanks to his efforts in restoring nature

* AdaptationalEarlyAppearance: Reyna from ''Heroes of Olympus'' shows up as one of Circe's attendants along with her older sister Hylla
* AdaptationalIntelligence: Tyson is much smarter than canon, being a GadgeteerGenius who helps overhaul the boiler of the ''Birmingham'' to handle rougher ocean waters
* AdaptationalJerkass: Zeus is far more of a dick than he ever was in canon and mythology, to the point that he employed Gabe to bring Percy to him and calls upon monsters to hinder his quest to retrieve his Master Bolt. [[spoiler: As it turns out, part of that is because he's being influenced by his own father Kronos via DemonicPossession from one of the Titan's fragments]]
** Luke comes off as far pettier and crueler than canon, especially after he throws away Hermes' apology letter without even looking at it
* AdaptationalNiceGuy: Mr. D is a [[BigFun jovial and lively person]] who looks out for the demigods under his care in Camp Half-Blood instead of the condescending {{Jerkass}} from canon

** The Lernean Hydra is a mostly-harmless NiceGuy who speaks in lolcat and likes being petted
** Hades is far less gloomy than he is in canon and is basically Percy's cool (if dorky) uncle who's best friends with him mom Sally
* AdaptationalHeroism: In canon, the Lydian Drakon was just another monster under the employ of Kronos who was later killed by Clarisse in ''The Last Olympian''. This version is not only a loving father figure and husband, but also ends up getting employed as Camp Half-Blood's activities director when Chiron is fired
** Silena Beauregard never becomes Luke's spy within Camp Half-Blood since she reports his offer to the camp's staff after the Oracle warned her that Charlie Beckendorf would die from her actions if she did become one
* AdaptationNameChange: The Lydian Drakon named himself Izzet to blend in with human society after he ran into Percy as a kid and as a nod to his (technically) Turkish heritage
** The Lernean Hydra named himself Noodles just because he could
* AdaptationSpeciesChange: Annabeth is turned into a (thankfully harmless) werewolf after Nathan Bedford Forrest bit her in chapter 18
* AdaptationalSexuality: Clarisse and Annabeth are both bisexual in this continuity
** Annabeth's stepmom is stated to be bisexual by Hephaestus right before he genderbends himself into a girl
* AdaptationalVillainy: Gabe Ugliano, who was just Percy's lousy stepfather in canon, kidnapped Percy to bring him to a person only known as "Greased Lightning" (aka ''Zeus'') before Izzet [[BigDamnHeroes came to the rescue]]
** The Council of Cloven Elders are a ''lot'' worse than they are in canon if them deliberately sending Grover on his own to find the Golden Fleece with the intent of him dying is of any indication
* AgeLift: Percy will have to deal with the Great Prophecy in its full glory when he's 19, not 16
* AnimalWrongsGroup: According to Grover, rogue satyrs form these

* TheAtoner: Hermes is this for Luke, to the point that he asks Percy to help send him a 1000-word letter he wrote to him when Percy and the others embark on their quest for the Golden Fleece
* BeethovenWasAnAlienSpy: Quite a few of these instances occur given the setting
** Benjamin Franklin was a son of Hades who invented the lightning rod as a way to protect people from the wrath of Zeus whenever he wanted to have someone killed

** The Ku Klux Klan are made up of evil werewolves that include Nathan Bedford Forrest
** Franklin Delano Roosevelt and Winston Churchill were sons of Hades and Poseidon while Adolf Hitler and Joseph Stalin were sons of Zeus
* TheBerserker: A scratch from a keres claw inadvertently triggers Percy's draconic instincts, sending him into a frenzy against the keres horde living in Monster Donut
* TheBet: As it turns out, the Ares and Hermes cabins were betting drachmas on Percy either getting laid with Clarisse, Annabeth, or both of them by the time they reached the Sirens
* BewareTheNiceOnes: Silena's an all-around NiceGirl among the demigods of Camp Half-Blood... and also has a hell of a way with words, which she demonstrates with her insults towards Luke and Kronos

* ClosetKey: Clarisse is this for Annabeth
* CluelessChickMagnet: {{Defied}}, Percy outright states that he's "not as dense as an anime protagonist" when Clarisse confesses her feelings for him
* CruelAndUnusualDeath: Percy ends up melting the face of one of Circe's attendants with his draconic acid spit during the escape from the island
* CurbStompBattle: Polyphemus doesn't even stand a chance against Percy, Annabeth, Clarisse, and Tyson during their confrontation, getting himself hobbled by Clarisse before Tyson blinds him and Percy [[OffWithHisHead decapitates him]]
* DeathByAdaptation: Circe is killed by Percy during the breakout on her island, with the rest of it obliterated via nuclear cannonball after all the men she transformed into animals are exfiltrated from the island

* TheDreaded: The Fates are this to the gods due to their ability to destroy any deity if they chose to
* EveryoneHasStandards: Hades is not pleased at Alecto jumping to the conclusion that Percy was the one who stole his helmet and the Master Bolt, reminding her that Percy ''doesn't'' know about his divine parent yet and ordering her to stay put unless told otherwise
** Hermes is horrified to find out that [[spoiler: Zeus was in charge of the trafficking ring Gabe was a part of as Greased Lightning]]
** Percy and Annabeth are very much disgusted after Chiron tells them that werewolves who are part of the UsefulNotes/FurryFandom essentially become anthromorphic with a ''highly'' enhanced sex drive under the full moon
** One of the undead Confederates aboard the ''Birmingham'' was horrified to find out that Nathan Bedford Forrest was a werewolf who [[DesecratingTheDead ate the dead bodies of the black soldiers he ordered his men to kill in the Fort Pillow Massacre]] while under his command and attempted to kill him for that
** Izzet is creeped out by vore ever since he killed Medusa and was shown information about it by Sally
* EyeScream: Tyson tears out Polyphemus' eye after the rest of the group cripple him
* FlippingTheBird: The ''Birmingham'' crew do this to the Sirens when they try and fail to tempt them with the Confederate States winning the American Civil War
* FluffyTamer: Percy ends up taming the emperor pit scorpion that Luke summoned in his failed assassination attempt on him and names him Irwin
* FreudianExcuseIsNoExcuse: Luke's MotiveRant aboard the ''Princess Andromeda'' for joining Kronos is swiftly torn apart by Percy and Annabeth citing how a) his reasons are total bullshit and b) none of them hate Olympus just because their godly parents weren't there for them
* GenderBender: Hephaestus changes himself into a woman after he's turned on by how Annabeth's father, Frederick, managed to recreate Celestial Bronze with nothing but sheer human ingenuity and science
* {{Headdesk}}: Percy slams his head on one of Mount Olympus' pillars in exasperation after the Master Bolt tells him that Zeus occasionally used it as a sex toy
* ILoveYouBecauseICantControlYou: As Ares puts it, DeathGlare[=s=] are a surefire turn-on for his kids due to how they share his respect for displaying strength in other people
* InSpiteOfANail: Luke still works for Kronos even though his mother doesn't go insane this time around
* LighterAndSofter: Somewhat, considering how it's a humorous CrackFic, but it has enough serious moments to keep it grounded
* MasqueradeEnforcer: Chiron informs Percy that monsters pretend to be teachers and suggest ADHD medication to make sure that demigods cannot perceive their true nature
* MoralEventHorizon: Percy [[LampshadedTrope lampshades]] how Luke "had to up the ante on ‘swan diving past the moral event horizon’" with his poisoning of Thalia right after he sicced a werewolf on Annabeth even though they were his best friends
* MyInstinctsAreShowing: Annabeth briefly drools over Polyphemeus' sheep when the group reach his island thanks to her lupine instincts before Clarisse snaps her out of it
* NotSoAboveItAll: While Chiron is mostly a wise and level-headed mentor figure for Camp Half-Blood's demigods, even he enjoys having fun with his wilder brethren in Florida
* OldShame: The crew of the CSS ''Birmingham'' regard their past support for the Confederate States as this and are happy to flip off the Sirens when they try to show them their deepest desires
* PapaWolf: Izzet is very much this for Percy
* PassThePopcorn: The Fates are basically the peanut gallery for this story, constantly making jokes and humorous commentary on Percy's experiences

* ShoutOut: Percy's basically the [[VideoGame/TheElderScrollsVSkyrim Dragonborn]] thanks to Izzet blood-binding him, and he makes sure his enemies know it

* TheresNoKillLikeOverkill: Clarisse shells Circe's island with cannonballs and Greek fire before obliterating it with a nuclear round after Percy and Annabeth defeat Circe and rescue Reyna, Hylla, and the men Circe captured and turned into gerbils

* UncannyValley: Percy's sees his reflection in Circe's mirror as this because he knows that [[HumansAreFlawed nobody can ever be perfect]]
* WalkingShirtlessScene: Percy ends up losing his shirt after the raid on Circe's island, exposing his extremely defined physique and its draconic enhancements
* {{Werebeast}}: Ditto for Annabeth
** Percy ends up transforming into a [[HalfHumanHybrid half-drakon]] thanks to his immune system filtering out the harmful effects of Circe's transformation potion while keeping its perks
* WorthyOpponent: According to one of the undead Confederates on the ''Birmingham'' the soldiers who were forced to take part in the Fort Pillow massacre regarded the black soldiers who fought against them as this

** Percy and Annabeth are very much disgusted after Chiron tells them that werewolves who are part of the {{FurryFandom}} essentially become anthromorphic with a ''highly'' enhanced sex drive under the full moon

** Percy and Annabeth are very much disgusted after Chiron tells them that werewolves who are part of the FurryFandom essentially become anthromorphic with a ''highly'' enhanced sex drive under the full moon

* EveryoneHasStandards: Hermes is horrified to find out that [[spoiler: Zeus was in charge of the trafficking ring Gabe was a part of as Greased Lightning]]
** One of the undead Confederates aboard the ''Birmingham'' was horrified to find out that Nathan Bedford Forrest was a werewolf who [[DesecratingTheDead ate the dead bodies of the black soldiers he ordered his men to kill in the Fort Pillow Massacre]] while under his command and attempted to kill him for that
** Izzet is creeped out by vore ever since he killed Medusa and was shown information about it by Sally

** One of the undead Confederates aboard the ''Birmingham'' was horrified to find out that Nathan Bedford Forrest was a werewolf who [[DesecratingTheDead ate the dead bodies of the black soldiers he ordered his men to kill in the Fort Pillow Massacre]] while under his command and attempted to kill him for his crimes

* MoralEventHorizon: Percy practically [[LampshadedTrope lampshades]] how Luke "had to up the ante on ‘swan diving past the moral event horizon’" with his poisoning of Thalia right after he sicced a werewolf on Annabeth despite the friendship both people used to share with him

* UncannyValley: Percy's reaction to his reflection in Circe's mirror is this because he knows that [[HumansAreFlawed no man can ever be that perfect]]