History Fanfic / MyInnerLife

*** Ruto gets a similar voice after she makes a few appearances.

** Saria is DoctorGirlfriend from ''TheVentureBrothers''.

** Tanis, a griffin silk merchant, is Stewie from ''FamilyGuy''. Griffin. Get it?

* BeyondTheImpossible: Test the character Jenna on the Universal Mary-Sue Limits Test and the result is going to be around 300, [[{{ParanoiaFuel}} keep in mind a dangerous Mary Sue result is just above 50]].

*** Let's also remember that Link isn't really a character; he's a placeholder for the player. He's an avatar; that's why he doesn't have dialog. Basically, this means that Jen is effectively having lucid dreams about having sex with ''herself''.
**** Insert Squick.

** It certainly doesn't help that Jenna constantly reminds us how her marriage is seen by the king as the closest he'd get to having a daughter wed and that Jenna's children are seen as the closest the king as to grandchildren.

** There's also the horrible anti-feminism going on, with Jenna constantly going on and on about how having a husband and children make her life complete, how she drops her job to get married, how she constantly clings to Link, how she always makes a point of riding ''behind'' him, etc. It's possible that the author was trying to write as if it were medieval times, with old-fashioned female roles, but that doesn't work since (A) Jenna also tries to paint herself as independent and strong and (B) there's no evidence that women in ''Ocarina of Time'' are so limited.

* BeyondTheImpossible: Test the character Jenna on the Universal Mary-Sue Limits Test and the result is going to be around 300, [[{{NightmareFuel}} keep in mind a dangerous Mary Sue result is just above 50]].

* BeyondTheImpossible: Test the character Jenna on the Universal Mary-Sue Limits Test and the result is going to be around 300, assuming a dangerous MarySue is [[{{NightmareFuel}} just over 50]].

* [[SoBadItsGood So Bad You Can't Stop Reading]]. Damn [[BileFascination Trainwreck]] Syndrome!

* SomewhereAnEquestrianIsCrying: Jenna always gets her horse to walk by booting her in the legs.

* [[SoBadItsGood So Bad You Can't Stop Reading]]. Damn Trainwreck Syndrome!

The story followed the exploits of a girl named Jenna Silverblade, a traveling merchant who meets and falls in love with Link. She then proceeds to marry him, have lots of sex with him while grunting like tigers in heat (seriously, that exact simile is used), and bear his babies. Along the way, the couple takes part in a [[{{Squick}} bizarre]] bonding ceremony, battles Dark Link, and discovers that Jenna is descended from a made-up race of magical people who can control the elements. And as if ''that'' weren't bad enough, the writer was a known drama queen who did NOT take to criticism of any kind.

*** Similarly, every instance of the word "pleasure" uses a soundbite from Berry's BBC show, Snuff Box.

** Every time Jen says "minuet" when she clearly means "minute", the Minuet of the Forest (from ''Ocarina of Time'') starts playing.

** And yet another here by troper Tropers/GreenGoblinoid [[http://serenesforest.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=19782&st=0 here]] Subject to ScheduleSlip.

* ScheduleSlip: Tropers/SlashPrower and Tropers/GreenGoblinoid both suffer from this.

* ViewersAreMorons: Tropers/GreenGoblinoid points out that the author seems to think this, since she has to describe things that are common knowledge, like ''dreams.''

***Also when Jenna finds out she's descended from the made-up "Silverlites", she gets protrayed as going {{A God Am I}}. Which makes [[SmallNameBigEgo a lot of sense, actually]].