History Fanfic / HousestuckHurrcainCrconikals

The first six "seasons" are over, with a seventh finale that currently does not have any concrete starting day (aside from maybe early September, so that it will end on the same date ''Hecksing'' began). The fan fic, as with its preceedor, is planned to update every three days during a "season," until that season ends, which leads to a break.

# The Final Season (Chapters 24-26; Upcoming)

->''"Yes, but that was only two [members of the Felt]. To overcome and kill the other [[{{Foreshadowing}} 13]], ([[ViewersAreMorons not 14 becuz keep Handmaid alive cuxz i like trolls]]), you must go through a jorney. Well, you have gont through a jorney, but IT HAVE JUST BEGUN. The rest of the jorney will have VideoGame/{{Pikmin}}, [[LoveDodecahedron love n-drangles]], [[TankGoodness tanks]], [[ChekhovsVolcano volcainos]], [[OppositeSexClone genderswaps]], [[{{Stripperiffic}} tits]], brits, mits, [[UltimateShowdownOfUltimateDestiny hits]], and, [[TheLongList amung other things]], [[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid Solid Snake]] [[FanService naked]]."''
-->-- [[VideoGame/SuperMarioRPG Geno]], chapter 3.

The first five "seasons" are over. The sixth "season" is in progress, and in spite of all chapters being more-or-less finished at this point, they are still only being posted every three days. The fan fic, as with its preceedor, is planned to update every three days during a "season," until that season ends, which leads to a break.

# Weird Romance Shit (Chapters 18-23; Ongoing)

* AbortedArc: According to WordOfGod (the actual author, not the false persona "making" the story), the LoveDodecahedron became this after trying to induce DivergentCharacterEvolution and the romance started getting played a little more straight. He did this by having each chapter of season 4 (14 being the only exception) end with all of the groups suddenly confessing love for eachother in two 12-sided relationships and one 4-sided, which while it doesn't completely remove the subplot, it greatly simplifies it now that "ingroup" relationships and which ones exist and which ones don't don't have to be worried about anymore.

* BackForTheDead: In chapter 18, [[spoiler:Alucard is revived! ...But gets blown up by the oil rig ultimately exploding]].

* BerserkButton: Scratch gets ''incredibly pissed'' when he thinks [[ItMakesSenseInContext the Rainbow Crew and their guardians/ancestors are having an orgy in his house (in reality, they've just tripped into a pile).]] He's more upset about that than [[spoiler:the last of his mooks dieing]], and this is the first time in the story where he's been ''that'' angry.

** Season six: [[spoiler:Jaws. The shark that ate Chief Wiggim. The Troll Empress also played a huge part in the first half, before being ''cut'' in half by Meenah.]]

** [[spoiler:Dualscar and Dolorosa's relationship turns out to be this, and possibly any other ancestral relationship, on account of them all finding out that they are siblings in chapter 19]].
* BroughtDownToNormal: [[spoiler:By the end of chapter 18, all the jadeblooded trolls lose their rainbow drinker powers thanks to some mechanics with the oil rig's stem cell-revival machine. So far this has stuck]].

** To a lesser extent, Conker's last appearance was chapter 9. He returns in chapter 16 as well, a six chapter-long break. Getting arrested for drunk driving.

* CelebrityParadox: This fan fic has a truely absurd example even by the trope's standards. For starters, most of the shows not only exist as their own shows, but the characters seem to be AnimatedActors. Hank Hill being an example of this, as he says he would [[spoiler:go back in time and start the show itself]]. Then there's Carl from Hecksing/Hellsing's plotline, who was a NoCelebritiesWereHarmed of Charlie Sheen, before an offhand comment by Giant David Hasselhoff reveals that there is ''also'' a Charlie Sheen hanging around.
* ChainOfDeals: Kurloz's sidequest becomes this, where the Crew goes around getting one object to another all in exchange for a rare whistle.

** [[spoiler:Remember that paper Dave was working on in chapter 4? That turned out to be the script for a song that he will sing at the end of chapter 8 to earn redemption]].
** [[spoiler:The whistle Kurloz wants]].
** [[spoiler:In chapter 14, Dave is upset that he can't do anything to Rose since she never ''physically'' abused another member of the Rainbow Crew (punishing Kurloz for doing something that was ''bad'' in the first place not counting), and she would probably outmatch him verbally. Then Rose hits Jade, and Dave suddenly has an excuse to ''fight'']].
** Season five in general loves these, retroactively or established earlier in the season. Karkat passing the time by trying to make a shield, only to have his progress halted by the lack of any lime blood? [[spoiler:After his counterpart, who thanks to a bizarre side-effect of the Ballad of Duality, is created, he does get the [[AlienBlood blood color]] he needs to finish the design, and uses the completed sheild to protect the Crew against Stickdawg]].

** The "time bomb" in chapter 20. Later on, it comes up and [[spoiler:sends the second generation plus Hank Hill back in time]].

** Averted with the counterparts, who are all more-or-less clones in an extremely technical and not literal sense, but generally aren't on the complete fodder scale ([[spoiler:if they were to be killed off, chapter 18 would have been the best opperunity]]), but their respective originals do find them mildly annoying.

* CrackPairing: Invoked with things such as a Nepeta/Sollux/Rose love triangle (which just seems to get bigger and worse as the fan fic goes on and more people are added into the fray until it becomes outright polygamy), and John/Damara, the second person in the later couple ''not even being introduced at the time of writing season one''. And then there's Doc Scratch's crush on Film/UndercoverBrother....

** [[spoiler:Waterwraith vs Onions]].

* DefrostingIceQueen: Rose has ''finally'' begun this in chapter 14, going on her way to become a nicer and more easy-going leader for good.

* DomedHometown: In chapter 20, [[spoiler:the Troll Empress places a giant dome over the Rainbow Crew treehouse, keeping them trapped in there. Rip eventually finds a way to break it down though]].

** [[spoiler:Geno, who gets killed off suddenly by a Hitler tattoo that came to life. Said tattoo's ability to come to life wasn't even foreshadowed in the slightest, and it's killed shortly after going active]].
** [[spoiler:Pretty much all five of the remaining Felt members, bar Doc Scratch (and Stickdawg, if he counts), in chapter 16. They all get katamari-balled by the RC's uniforms]].

** Porrim was this of Lindsay from ''WesternAnimation/TotalDrama''. As of chapter 13, however, she seems to be smartening up.

* ExtremelyShortTimespan: While the overall series is starting to add up, each season takes place over no more than the course of three days. And every season except the first, as well as the fifth in a way (as the first chapter mostly takes place at the same night at the end of season four, but it skips to the next day near the end and chapters 16 and 17 take place on that same day), take place over the course of one day. Season six, however, is stated by WordOfGod to finally break away from this, only for the seventh and final season to go back to it in taking place over one day (discounting the DistantFinale).

*** Disciple's ''usual outfit'' is nothing but random splatters of paint layered over tape and pasties.

* {{Flanderization}}: Invoked with Aradia, who used to be incredibly stoic and spends most of her screentime staring off to the skies.

** In chapter 16, [[spoiler:Porsiv gets naked to add his own clothing to the ball of the other Crew member's clothes, and runs around to guide it like a Katamari ball against the Felt]].

** The Rainbow Crew seems to have Tavros's counterpart to fit that roll, Tavass. As her name indicates, she also has a Gag ''Butt''. (As does Nepeta.)

* [[GenkiGirl Genki Boy]]: Dirk flat-out describes John as this in the first chapter.

* GoingCommando: Near the end of chapter 18, Nepeta elaborates that she used to do this before switching to the Rainbow Crew uniform where she goes completely nude. She doesn't even own underwear.
* GratuitousJapanese: Used a little in the first chapter by some words by Dirk and Jake (especially the latter). Dropped for the rest of the fan fic so far, however.

** [[spoiler:Geno and Homer are the only characters so far who were "official" members of the Rainbow Crew, yet they were never in for more than two chapters, as they both die shortly after their addition]].
* HighHeelFaceTurn: That or [[{{Pun}} High Horn Face Turn]]; Damara betrays the Felt and joins the Rainbow Crew, but Geno specifically said to keep her alive only because he "liked trolls," and being the only female member had nothing to do with it. It seems that even if one of the male trolls filled in Damara's place, he would join the RC anyway.

** Chapter 16. [[spoiler:Roxy makes a loophole to get one of the players of the Truth or Dare game eliminated. She gets offed by pretty much the same loophole]].
** The same chapter has [[spoiler:the Rainbow Crew using Egg's and Biscuit's duplication abilities ''against'' Cans by rolling their copies into a giant katamari-like ball until it's big enough to take him and all of the other remaining members out]].
** Emperor F is the ruler who created the law about imperial drones. He's killed thanks to his own rule (he failed to get a mate), despite the fact that the law as a whole was started as an excuse to get him laid.

* HotterAndSexier: Do ''not'' let the fact that the cover art looks like it came straight out of the rather tame (sexual-wise) ''Sweet Jade and Hella John'', or the fact that SJAHJ was one of the author's previous installments. This ''is'' a little more out-there than the norm for SBIG, and it's even pointed out in the opening AN. From chapter 9 onwards, the hero group start dressing in revealing outfits.

** The guardians and ancestors play this for laughs. While the entire fan fic talks about sex and features nudity '''''way''''' more often than ''Homestuck'' (which, admitedly, isn't saying very much, especially if you don't count Act 6 Intermission 3), these guys go absolute overkill with it.

** The Stalfos when Meenah announces that [[spoiler:she's planning on turning the Rainbow Crew onto her side]].
** '''All 72 trolls''' do this after finding out [[spoiler:John's mom Beth, as well as the other guardains, is actually a pretty big pervert]].
* JerkJock: John himself was one in the past, before undergoing a sudden and unexplained muscle shrinking. Jade even references the trope by name.

** [[spoiler:Geno? He dies. Doesn't become a permanent member of the Rainbow Crew. The same thing can be said for Homer]].
** [[spoiler:Season two may have been building up to Meenah being a final battle that isn't actually added to the Rainbow Crew, but she sorta-pulls a HeelFaceTurn and joins them]].

** Most of the relationship-related stuff. [[spoiler:John doesn't end up with Dave. Or Dirk. Or Damara. Things are so far going... ''okay'' with Jane, but see InterfaceSpoiler above]].
* LeeroyJenkins: Geno.

* LikeYouWouldReallyDoIt: [[invoked]][[spoiler:Chapter 12 provides something of an ''inversion''. Some faint signs point to half of the trolls getting killed off and staying that way, and the fake-author thinks that it would take [=ANs=] to convince the readers that they won't stay dead]].

* MonsterModesty: [[spoiler:Hank Hill seems to be part-plant in a way, and was born with fig leaves all over him appropriately]].
* MrExposition: Hank Hill. [[spoiler:As he was infused with elemental light, this gave him knowledge of how many things work, including his own future]].

* TheMutiny: [[spoiler:Meenah is planning on taking over Rose's job as the leader, although through promotion. Given how this is Meenah we're talking about here, she's being nice. Yet she has reason to act nice; Equius is threatening to kill her if she does anything against the productivity of the Rainbow Crew]].

** During chapter 5 [[spoiler:in the expansion on Damara's flashback from chapter 4, when Damara is kidnapped, Aranea says "No!" Then when Meenah betrays the Alphas, Aranea shouts "Double no!" Like how Integra did to the Alucard's death/Walter's reveal situation in ''Hecksing Ulumate Crconikals''. Except after, there's a "Triple no!" when part of Aranea's afro gets sliced off by Meulin]].

* NeverLiveItDown: In-universe, Nobody seems to forgive Dave for using John as a human shield against the bear. Well, except maybe Roxy. [[spoiler:Until Dave redeems himself with a song at the end of season 2]].

* NightmareFace: According to "concept art," [[http://great-pikmin-fan.tumblr.com/post/108055532902/day-169-the-final-day Stickdawg]].

* NoNameGiven: For the first ''ten'' chapters of the story, Roxy and Dirk were only known by their first names -- in complete contrast to just about ''every'' other major character. They were revealed in chapter 11 as Drunkie and Coolkid respectively. (According to the author, the former's supposed to be from Spain and the latter was the result of Dirk's father being named with a different last name.)

* NotHisSled: In chapter 12, [[spoiler:the trolls begin killing eachother in a very similar manner to their deaths in canon. While its obvious that they won't die for real (especially after reading chapter 13 first, as none of those trolls die and it wouldn't make sense to kill off half of the post-scratch group yet let the ''pre-scratch'' ones live), we begin with a very familiar scenario of Vriska killing Tavros. Then Eridan kills Feferi, "kills" Kanaya, and knocks out Sollux, with the only difference from canon being the order. Gamzee later strangles Equius, and Nepeta faces off against him. It seems like she, too, will be killed... and then she suddenly turns it around and [[AssKicksYou ass smacks]] him to death instead. Partially justified, as thanks to upcoming events in a completely different story, no Leijons can be killed off until ''Simpsons'' ends (in real life) in the author's fan fics, and thus something like this had to be written to go around remaking the murder arc]].

** John seems to qualify under this, spending the earlier parts of the series acting like a hyper idiot before quickly showing his colors and siding with Rose. It seems to be a way to justify his CharacterizationMarchesOn.

* OnceASeason: The Rainbow Crew goes to the Grand Canyon.
* OppositeSexClone: The counterparts started as this, with a few more differences than simply being the opposite sex. Gets confusing since the Crew as a whole can apparantly switch their own sexes back and forth, original or counterpart.

* OtherMeAnnoysMe: So far, very few characters have gotten along with their counterparts. Probably because most (but not all) of them are like jerkish versions of their original selves. Karkat especially hates his, thanks to her very light atittude about everything and ExtremeDoormat personality.

** The story slightly implies that John's mom is trying to hit on him. When she comes in during the Truth or Dare game in chapter 16, she grabs the bottle when John is about to spin it, points it to herself, winks at him, and flat-out tells him to kiss her. She was just joking... maybe. Then in chapter 20, John in turn gets extremely protective of her once he finds out that she appears to have something going with Carl.
* ParodySue: The kid in the Hawaii inn is a nod to Stus, his appearance outright being described as a "parody of fantrolls."

* PleasePutSomeClothesOn: John, the only humanoid guy [[spoiler:alive at the time]] in one particular group, apparantly didn't like how Damara ditched her Felt wardrobe. Nor did he like Porrim being naked on her introduction. By the time Latula gets naked [[InsaneTrollLogic as some bizarre means to prove her]] GamerGirl status, John runs away in discomfort. He also runs when he came across Meulin accidentally exposing herself to show off the marks she put on her belt whenever Cronus does something deceitful. Eventually it's implied that the whole thing might just be an act, and he's trying to make himself look a lot more innocent than he really is.

** The Rainbow Sisters. (''Not'' to be confused with the Rainbow Crew or the RealLife group with the same name.) It gets much worse when Jade elaborates in a flashback [[spoiler:when she used to work with Rainbow Red]].

* ThePowerOfRock: What Ichigo uses to open portals to Hell.
* PowerPerversionPotential: Mituna uses the portal gun to sneak a peek up Kanaya's dress. Despite seeing her naked yesterday.

* ResetButton: Downplayed. [[spoiler:In chapter 12, the trolls begin killing eachother, with only half of them remaining by the time they begin their battle with Death Mecha. However, Pip's ghost makes a return from eight (going purely by chapter number, and not counting season four's ability to be read in any order) chapters ago, and revives the dead ones]]. The downplaying comes from the fact that the characters ''did'' ultimately learn something from this, and it ''did'' stick around to teach them about acceptance or... something like that. And it was mentioned eight chapters ago.

* RotatingProtagonist: The author admits in chapter 7's closing notes that he was trying to give the Rainbow Crew members roughly equal screentime.

* ShamelessFanserviceGirl:
** Parodied with Porrim. Or for that matter, most of the female cast. But especially Porrim.

** Nepeta specifically goes around butt-naked for most of the story, starting in chapter 9. She doesn't seem to put anything else on aside from her claws.
* ShamelessFanserviceGirl: And Shameless Fanservice Boy. The Rainbow Crew for the most part does not mind being near-naked at all. Nepeta (and Netimp) exaggerate this, as their "outfit" is to go around completely naked, and in chapter 18 Nepeta reveals that she didn't even like wearing clothes ''before'' the RC uniform portion. She doesn't even ''own'' pajamas, swimsuits, or ''[[GoingCommando underwear]]''.

** An in-universe example occurs in chapter 19. [[spoiler:It turns out that the Troll Empress did a Mother Grub directly and the twenty-four ancestors were her offspring, making all the descendant trolls cousins. Both the descendants and the ancestors have been in several relationships with eachother since then, and Dualscar and Dolorosa are even married. This reveal doesn't seem to hit them that much though]].

* WeHardlyKnewYe: [[spoiler:Geno is kill unceremoniously by the Hitler Ass Tattoo in chapter 4, a meme single chapter after his debut and addition to the Rainbow Crew]].
* WhatHappenedToTheMouse Meenah's [[spoiler:plot about trying to rebel against Rose is seemingly dropped in season 3. It's not known if a future season will answer this]].

** Season six: [[invoked]]According to WordOfGod, [[spoiler:Jaws. The shark that ate Chief Wiggim. The Troll Empress will also play a huge part in the first half.]]

* BigNo Vriska's reaction to the fact that [[spoiler:her ancestor is actually a virgin.]]

** The story slightly implies that John's mom is trying to hit on him. When she comes in during the Truth or Dare game in chapter 16, she grabs the bottle when John is about to spin it, points it to herself, winks at him, and flat-out tells him to kiss her. She was just joking... maybe.

** Practically [[OnceASeason each season]] bar the first has an "unexpected addition" of an ensemble. Season two had the [=A1=] trolls, and a LateArrivalSpoiler of Meenah deciding to join the Crew. Season three had the Pikmin and their Onions. Season four had the ancestors and guardians, the only groups so far confirmed to not be "permanent" additions to the Crew (although they ''do'' help them out frequently starting from here, and have even joined them in both the jury duty quests and the trips back home). And as of now, season five has the [[OppositeSexClone counterparts.]]

# The Final Season (Chapters 24-26)

* AbortedArc:
** According to WordOfGod (the actual author, not the false persona "making" the story), the LoveDodecahedron became this after trying to induce DivergentCharacterEvolution and the romance started getting played a little more straight. He did this by having each chapter of season 4 (14 being the only exception) end with all of the groups suddenly confessing love for eachother in two 12-sided relationships and one 4-sided, which while it doesn't completely remove the subplot, it greatly simplifies it now that "ingroup" relationships and which ones exist and which ones don't don't have to be worried about anymore.

* ArsonMurderAndJaywalking: The costumes that the ancestors (of the original pre-scratch trolls) have generally get increasingly outragious as it goes up the hemospectrum, with Kurloz and Cronus's ancestors practically wearing nothing but in rather abstract ways. Then it ends with Meenah's ancestor, whose sling bikini is actually pretty normal compared to the rest of them. The fact that it wasn't described as prose-y as the rest of the outfits hammers this in.

* AssKicksYou: Unlike most examples of this trope, this one is '''lethal'''. [[spoiler:While Vriska, Gamzee, and Eridan re-create their rampages, Gamzee's comes to a premature end when Nepeta tries to fight him. She jumps backwards ass-first at him, and its apparantly so strong that it causes his head to explode. Karkat naturally takes advantage of this by shoving in as many ass puns as possible]].

** Season six: [[invoked]]According to WordOfGod, [[spoiler:the shark that ate Chief Wiggim. The Troll Empress will also play a huge part in the first half.]]

* BrotherSisterIncest: John and Jade have been all-but confirmed to not be related in this story. However, there is a less "meta/in another world" example in the terms of Ardion's weird crush on Aradia. Normally this would be ScrewYourself, but at least everyone in the Rainbow Crew seems to treat counterparts as siblings (much like ''Sweet Jade and Hella John'' does with all alternate selves). And that some counterparts, Ardion and Aradia included, do not appear to have that much in common personality-wise. Commented with Roxy calling out "INCEST! ''WOOOOO!''"
* BroughtDownToNormal: [[spoiler:By the end of chapter 18, all the jadeblooded trolls lose their rainbow drinker powers thanks to some mechanics with the oil rig's stem cell-revival machine. Only time will tell if this will stick, but it does stick past the end of the chapter]].

* CloningBlues: Solid Snake has three clones of ''him'' (''[[CowboyBebopAtHisComputer not]]'' Big Boss): Liquid Snake, Gas Snake, and Plasma Snake. Except this trope is inverted; ''Solid'' is the one who feels inferior to his ''clones'', thanks to having far poorer ElementalPowers and not really being made of rock as the other three are made of and can turn into their respective elements.

** Rose is an asshole. She underestimates everyone, kicks people off the treehouse computers to look at porn, and even threatens to kill Aranea [[DisproportunateRetribution for breaking a TV.]] Her reaction when first meeting Latula is to assume that she's "broken" (whatever that means) and advices the other RC members to go away.

* OurGhostsAreDifferent: What little has been revealed about ghosts is mind-boggling. For one thing, it seems that they can only stay on Earth by using magic, and if it's drained then they are forced to Heaven or the Four Hells. Perhaps the weirdest thing is that while humans can see ghosts, ''vampires can't unless they're vampire ghosts''.

** The Pikmin interns are pretty terrible offenders. In spite of season three's central plotline centered around them, they are left out of season four entirely because Rose had them remodel the treehouse, and they don't appear much in season five because... well, no real reason is given on ''that''.

* PuttingTheBandBackTogether: The main plot for season 2 in regards to the "Alphas" trolls (the pre-scratch trolls in canon). [[spoiler:Meenah included, but not part of the orignal plan]].

* SurpriseIncest: Oddest example ever; this shocked the fake-author, having never read acts 1-4 until making season 2 of this fan fic. He found out that John and Jade were related after teasing them so much in the first four chapters ([[spoiler:and hooking them up in ''Hecksing'']]), but ignored this because Jane and Jake are shipped together as well as Dirk and Roxy, and said author thinks they're related too.[[labelnote:Note]]They're not; Act 6 Intermission 2 elaborated that Jane and Nanna were biologically one and the same, as with Dirk and Bro, Roxy and Mom, and Jake and Grandpa. So they're still the biological ''parents'' of the session.[[/labelnote]]

** Nepeta specifically. For the first three seasons, she did very little other than being the designated door knocker and occasionally using her Ichigo-taught skills. Then [[spoiler:she's suddenly good enough to take down HumongousMecha Death Mecha, essentially by herself. And kill Gamzee just by hitting him with her ass. And carry Sollux, Tavros, Feferi, Equius, Gamzee, Eridan, and Vriska ''at the same time in one giant stack'', which was done after catching all seven of them after they fell (Sollux from losing his mind honey and being unable to levitate further; the others from being revived in mid-air)]].

** Kanaya mixes words together or adds completely unnecessary suffixes to them, just to try to make her speech sound more complicated.

** Stickdawg. His entire purpose in the story was the be a GiantSpaceFleaFromNowhere, and thus his entire joke is how out-there he is.

The first five "seasons" are over. The sixth "season" is planned to start... [[SceduleSlip eventually.]] Before 2016 at the absolute latest. The fan fic, as with its preceedor, is planned to update every three days during a "season," until that season ends, which leads to a break.

Seasons so far:

# [[spoiler:Weird Romance Shit]] (Chapters 18-23; Upcoming)

There will be seven seasons total.

A few days after posting a new chapter to another, completely unrelated fan work, Pikmin Fan wrote a short story on his profile announcing a few key details about the series future: Seasons 4 onward will feature more genuine character development (season four was enough to [[spoiler:shake Rose's former status as a cold-hearted sadist]]). More information on the series's future can be found on Pikmin Fan's {{Wikipedia}} [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Great_pikmin_fan/Sandbox Sandbox]] '''(Warning: Massive spoilers!)'''

* BigGood: Rose and Karkat, the leader and second-in-command of the RC respectively.

* EasilyForgiven: [[spoiler:Kurloz just takes a spanking and things are fine and dandy by the rest of the Crew. Vriska also seemed to be forgiven for killing Tavors (Gamzee had some serious problems and his mind wasn't right, and Eridan was possessed. Vriska had no excuse), but Terezi's revenge-kill might have worked out and helped]].

* {{Flanderization}}: Invoked with Aradia.

* StatusQuoIsGod: While a lot of things change -- including and ''especially'' relationships -- any drastic changes made to the Rainbow Crew that don't involve additional members will likely be reversed. For instance, [[spoiler:six of the trolls are killed off in chapter 12. Then Pip comes back, putting his "I can revive six people at once" skill by bringing those exact same trolls back from the dead]].

The first five "seasons" are over. The sixth "season" is planned to start, at the most, three months/ninety days after a massive yet in-progress OrwellianRetcon is finished. The fan fic, as with its preceedor, is planned to update every three days during a "season," until that season ends, which leads to a break. With the exception of the sixth one, which might push it up to every five days due to the planned length and complexity of each chapter.

'''Another note is that this fan fic is in the process of undergoing a massive ret-con known as the "[[http://great-pikmin-fan.tumblr.com/tagged/great-typo-cleanup Great Typo Cleanup]]." This will involve changing some details, and while the bare-base core plot will remain the same, a lot of elements will change. As such some of the tropes listed here may suddenly become outdated, or refer to events of chapters that don't happen in the new version. As of now, all tropes listed here are strictly based on the old version.'''

** The author admitted that the "[[spoiler:Dirk goes crazy]]" point that started at the end of season one and went on through over half of season two never really went anywhere.
** Meulin's stalker-habits to Jake, and generally acting exactly like [[WesternAnimation/TotalDrama Sierra]], seem to have died after the same season it was introduced in.

* AnachronicOrder: Chapter 4 is a pretty big offender, having three random flashbacks, two of which are events that happened within the time span, but from a different perspective. The events leading to Damara taking up Meenah's mission and the reason for why the helicopter taken to the ship was destroyed could have been told in chronological order.

* AscendedExtra: Several characters, even up to the premise. John and Jade only got a little mention in chapters 9 and 13 of ''Hecksing Ulumate Crconikals'' and ultimately contributed nothing to the story. Here, John's the main character (Jade... not ''as'' much, but her relevance is definitely growing) and the other members of the ''Homestuck'' cast gets to appear. Apart from this, there are others:

** The guardains. Prior to season four, Bro only appeared ''once'' and was basically a cameo/an answer to if Dave was living by himself or not, and Nan was just a joke character limited to chapters 9 and 10. However, not counting the properties of season four's "read it in any order," they, the other six guardains, and the ancestors have had ''perfect attendance'' from then on out, appearing in one chapter of season four, then in chapter 15, then 16. (Even if they don't all have lines in some cases.)

-->'''Karkat:''' [[spoiler:WOW. NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL AN ASSASSINATION. YOU SHOULD CHANGE YOUR TROLLTAG TO ASSENICCATNIP. I GUESS WE SHOULD TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY WHENEVER YOU BUTT IN ON CONVERSATIONS. GAMZEE'S LAST WORDS SHOULD HAVE BEEN 'THAT IS ONE BAD ASS, MOTHERFUCKER.' I BET NOBODY WANTS TO BUTT-HEADS WITH YOU NOW. THAT'S WHAT I CALL ASSASSIN'S CRE-- wait I already made an assassin joke. Um... THAT JUNKIE (ASSUMING IT MEANS DRUG ABUSER) SURE MET HIS END WITH THE LAST KIND OF JUNK HE'D WAN.T or first if he's a butt pervert. GAMZEE HAD ALWAYS BEEN THE BUTT OF HIS OWN JOKES BUT THIS IS NEW. YOU REALLY REAR-ENDED HIM, JUST LITERALLY BUT ALSO A BIT MORE FIGURATIVELY DEPENDING ON WHAT YOU CONSIDER LITERAL OF THE TERMS. HE WENT OUT MAJORA'S MASK STYLE: TOOK A DIRECT HIT FROM A MOON. GAMZEE TRIED TO BURST MY BUBBLE BUT THEN YOU BURST HIM WITH YOUR BUBBLE BUTT- wait hold on that doesn't make any sense-]]\\

* AxCrazy:
** [[spoiler:Dirk]] became this after [[spoiler:his breakup with John]]. Temporarly, though.
--->[[spoiler:Dirk's eye twitched like he was going to go crazy.]]\\
[[spoiler:'''Dave:''' You and John broke up? Welcom to the club.]]\\
[[spoiler:'''Jane:''' Dirk, you don't look so well...]]\\
[[spoiler:'''Dirk:''' I'm... fine... mwa ha ha! I WILL KILL JOHN NOW FOR BREKING UP WITH ME oops did I say that loud.]]
** The Troll Empress. Just about nothing that comes out of her mouth really makes sense logically, but she uses it to threaten people into doing what they wanted.

-->Feferi: Hay I want you all to remembers that I can still be meen. I not all that noice.

* BigLippedAlligatorMoment: Invoked. Dirk randomly advertising ''Family Guy'' without even using any typoes. The faux-author says that this is supposed to be some form of ProductPlacement, and hopes that Seth [=McFarline=] will pay him for it.

** Chapter 16, while its definitely not shorter than the average other season 4 chapter by any sense and isn't ''really'' filler (elaborating on a lot of the pasts of characters who haven't gotten one), is still a little shorter than chapter 15 and was [[InvokedTrope practically written with the "minimal use" in design.]] Aside from the beginning and end, the entire chapter consists of an extreme Truth or Dare game that the Rainbow Crew plays, first while they're stuck in a cave-in and continuing after their guardians/ancestors/lusii come to save them. It's pretty much nothing but character development (which is a little jarring, considering how at least Roxy seems to have suffered from AesopAmnesia of Sis calling her out), which makes sense considering the creation of the counterparts at the end of the last chapter. The game, both in-universe and out, serves to be their first form of development, and attempts to establish how they are different from their originals. It should also be noted that there are no time skips during this scene; everything bar the longer dares plays out in real time (though the "rounds" (one person asking another truth or dare) move by ''pretty'' fast -- about three to five lines -- and due to the rules and everyone being risky, just about every round is an elimination), and the line breaks literally only serve as "checkpoints" in case someone stops reading mid-chapter.
** It's subject to change, but chapter 17 is jarringly short compared to its previous two in its season. This is because of RealLifeWritesThePlot: Pikmin Fan was a little rushed to write chapter 17 before his self-set deadline, and had the chapter only cover the absolute bare essentials. So... just [[spoiler:Scratch sending everyone to the Grand Canyon, Karkat getting the lime blood needed to finish the sheild, and the battle against Stickdawg.]]

** At the beginning of chapter 9, John and Damara are watching a ''Conker's Bad Fur Day'' movie where one of Conker's [[PissTakeRap lines]] is "I'm a badass! I drive a Ford!" In chapter 16, [[spoiler:after the majority of the Felt have been killed off]], [[AnimatedActors he]] is briefly seen crashing a car into a house and being arrested for it, commenting "Note on the file that this is a Ford." The cop asks "Why," and he answers with "So they'll know I'm a badass!"
** An even bigger example: On the very first chapter towards the very beginning of the story, Roxy ends up calling John over to go attack Scratch's apartment for the first time, except John was on the can while it happened. Finding no toilet paper left, the scene ends with him fiding a copy of ''Twilight'' and deciding to use that. Flashforeward ''all'' the way to chapter 16, where Karkta dares Rose to read one page of the worst book with them, and John takes out a ripped copy of ''Twilight'' outright calling it "toilet paper" before admitting that that was a bit more literal than he would have liked it to be.
** Another example that occurs within the same chapter: One of the earlier dares in the Strip Truth or Dare game is to eat Chocolate Mix Skittles. [[spoiler:This is also the final dare, which Jane refuses to do after, unlike Aramin, actually tasting them for the first time and finding it revolting.]]
* BrotherSisterIncest: John and Jade have been all-but confirmed to not be related in this story. However, there is a less "meta/in another world" example in the terms of Adrion's weird crush on Aradia. Normally this would be ScrewYourself, but at least everyone in the Rainbow Crew seems to treat counterparts as siblings (much like ''Sweet Jade and Hella John'' does with all alternate selves). And that some counterparts, Adrion and Aradia included, do not appear to have that much in common personality-wise. Commented with Roxy calling out "INCEST! ''WOOOOO!''"

** The inn-runner from chapter 3 returns after a 12 chapter long absense, naturally flustering Karkat.

** They may not be related anymore, but it seems that Scorpio trolls fall under this, as this story has a habit of disrespecting Aranea. Rose holds a gun up to her when she first finds the Rainbow Crew for breaking a television,''she'' has to do something for ''them'' before she can join (for all other Alpha trolls it's the other way around, depending on how you count Meenah), and in chapter 13 she's the only character to not make a direct hit on Darkhorse and [[GroinAttack gets stomped on the groin several times.]] And it's implied that [[BizarreAlienBiology whatever trolls have down there,]] either sex getting hit hurts as much as guys getting hit in the same region. It gets even worse in chapter 16, where [[spoiler:''all'' of the Scorpio trolls are the first ones to be eliminated.]]

** [[spoiler:There are ''WesternAnimation/RenAndStimpy'' clips in this fan fic along with ''Hecksing'', this one shown in chapter 8.]]

** [[spoiler:Noah appears in chapter 14. Complete with a lack of any typoes.]] The fact that the prior two sentences are in spoilers only makes that much sense for those that read ''Hecksing''.
* CaptainErsatz: WordOfGod says that the Rainbow Sisters were inspired by the Koopa Bros. from ''Paper Mario''. Down to missing a blue member [[spoiler:until it's revealed that Jade filled that role for about a week.]]

* ChainOfDeals: Kurloz's sidequest becomes this.

** John was initially a hyperacive idiot, which Jane's guardian Pop eventually became an exaggerated version of. Sometime around chapters 3 or 4 this dropped a bit and his signs of toying around with the other characters began to show. He's still a little dorky, though, as evidenced by his FreudianSlip in China. He ''also'' used to be pretty [[PleasePutSomeClothesOn anti-nudity]] and pretty vocal when people end up naked around him. By chapter 16, he actually thinks Roxy's Strip Truth or Dare idea is something ''tame''. [[spoiler:This, however, might just be because of his ObfuscatingStupidity, and involve his mind games with Jade... somehow.]]

** Karkat was said to straight-up be a JerkWithAHeartOfGold in the first chapter, and even yells at Nepeta. In actual anger, not surprise. Later on in the series, he loses his jerk elements and just becomes a LargeHam.

** A case of RealLifeWritesThePlot: Damara becomes a lot more vulgar and mischevious during season two. Season one was written before her canon introduction, and back then the only thing anyone had to go by for her was Handmaid and that she was willing to perform a scratch.
** Aranea was implied to be a bit of a prick early into season two. (Especially when she flat-out tells the Rainbow Crew that they have no chance against Meenah.) This seemed to have dropped completely ([[spoiler:until Netimp point-blank brings it up again in chapter 16]]), and in chapter 13 it's something of a gag that she manages to do next-to nothing against Darkhorse.

** [[spoiler:Remember that paper Dave was working on in chapter 4? That turned out to be the script for a song that he will sing at the end of chapter 8 to earn redemption.]]
** [[spoiler:The whistle Kurloz wants.]]
** [[spoiler:In chapter 14, Dave is upset that he can't do anything to Rose since she never ''physically'' abused another member of the Rainbow Crew (punishing Kurloz for doing something that was ''bad'' in the first place not counting), and she would probably outmatch him verbally. Then Rose hits Jade, and Dave suddenly has an excuse to ''fight''.]]
** Season five in general loves these, retroactively or established earlier in the season. Karkat passing the time by trying to make a shield, only to have his progress halted by the lack of any lime blood? [[spoiler:After his counterpart, who thanks to a bizarre side-effect of the Ballad of Duality, is created, he does get the [[AlienBlood blood color]] he needs to finish the design, and uses the completed sheild to protect the Crew against Stickdawg.]]

** Dave and John's guardians appear in chapters 8 and 9/10 respectively, as background characters. They, and the other six guardians, make full appearances in season four.
** Tony Hawk appears in chapter 13 skating around in the background. Later on, he provides as a semi-important character when he gives some words to Latula and when he reveals that [[spoiler:he has the ability to turn into an actual giant hawk.]]

*** Wiggim himself was a cameo in HUC who became a minor antagonist in chapters 3 and 14 of HHC.

* ChekhovsSkill: [[spoiler:Ghost-[[Manga/{{Hellsing}} Pip]] mentioning at the end of chapter four that he has the ability to revive six people. Sure becomes useful when exactly six people die and would have stayed dead.]]

* UsefulNotes/{{Chicago}}: Halfway through chapter 1 reveals that the Rainbow Crew lives in Chicago. In the first four chapters, Chicago itself has ironically gotten little focus.[[labelnote:Note]]Chapter 1 mostly takes place in the Grand Canyon, 2 takes place completely in Rose's house and the path leading to it (except for the very end, which takes place in the treehouse), 3 takes place entirley in Hawaii, and 4 mostly takes place in Scratch's appartment or the Aircraft Carrier.[[/labelnote]]
* ChuckCunninghamSyndrome: This is Pikmin Fan's first ''Homestuck'' SBIG installment that leaves out the carapases. At least, so far, but considering how the story is over halfway over and none of the following plotlines seem to suggest that they will ever be in the fic in any way at all, combined with their rather inactive roles in ''Sweet Jade and Hella John'' and ''Kids Fit the Trolls'', it's unlikely they will be in seasons six or seven. Similarly, this continues Pikmin Fan's streak of not having in many of the Sburb constructs at all, something even his one story that actually takes place in a Sburbverse seems to do.
* CloningBlues: Solid Snake has three clones of ''him'' (''[[CowboyBebopAtHisComputer not]]'' Big Boss): Liquid Snake, Gas Snake, and Plasma Snake. Except this trope is inverted; ''Solid'' is the one who feels inferior to his ''clones'', [[ElementalPowers for obvious (to those that read the story) reasons.]]

* CommonplaceRare: ''Whistles'', oddly enough, as Kurloz's sidequest shows.

* CoversAlwaysLie: Intended. The cover (seen on the page image) does not depict anything that happens in the story so far, and based on the plans for this fic's future, it's unlikely it ever will. Sburb is not even mentioned in the story, thus getting rid of the Jack, Skaia, and God Tier outfits part. Not even ''nods'' to the God Tier costumes show up, as the original outfits of the Rainbow Crew members weren't described until their uniforms, which certainly have nothing to do with the powerups. It also shows John and Vriska near the bottom, as with the in-story summary talking about John/Vriska being one of the final pairings. While John ''is'' a major character with a lot of screentime, (this is pretty much the only thing accurate about the image) Vriska is just a side character ButtMonkey who so far has not even had a ShipTease moment with John (which is an achievement considering the large heaps of Weird Romance Shit), and [[spoiler:''Hecksing'' [[InterfaceSpoiler (and the tags and the opening warning)]] gives away that John's final partner will be Jade.]]

*** The faux-author apparantly does not know how ectobiology works. Given that he skipped Acts 3 and 4 (until making chapter 5), where it is introduced and where it plays a role in creating the kids respectivley, this shouldn't be that much of a shock. He ''is'' aware that trolls have no concept of siblings, but thinks that the post-scratch and pre-scratch trolls sharing last names ''is an error on Andrew Hussie's part'', which is "fixed" by giving them different last names. ([[XtremeKoolLetterz Peixez]] instead of Peixes for Meenah for one.) It's unknown as of now how Roxy and Dirk's sharing of surnames with Rose and Dave will be affected, since as of now only Dave has been referred to by last name.

** The fake author's knowledge of Nintendo characters in general seem to only extend to ''Super Smash Bros'', not even factoring the information on the trophies.
* CrackFic: At first, it seems like it's going to be a standard HighSchoolAU, albeit one with crossover (in this case, ''Twilight''). By "at first" we mean literally the first three paragraphs, because right after that Alucard Badguy comes out of nowhere, shoots Edward, and one of the subplots gets kick started. And from then on out the story only gets weirder.
* CrackPairing: Invoked with things such as a Nepeta/Sollux/Rose love triangle (which just seems to get bigger and worse as the fan fic goes on and more people are added into the fray until it becomes outright polygamy), and John/Damara, the second person in the later couple ''not even being introduced at the time of writting season one''. And then there's Doc Scratch's crush on Film/UndercoverBrother....

* CrossoverPunchline: The very beginning has Kanaya making out with Edward Cullen before [[spoiler:Alucard suddenly comes in and kills Edward]]. This actually isn't as random as it seems if you read ''Hecksing Ulumate Crconikals'''s fourth chapter.

-->[[spoiler:Gamzee could only say "Waht the" but not fuck as Nepeta huntressed her way out of his grip and suddenly jumped at him, except this time she jumped backwards and her ass hit his face. Gamzeee was so hit by it that the front of his skull caved in the back part of his head and skull exploded and his brains shot out like his head had diarrhea. He fell back, and for the first time in the history opf Homestuck there was a dead Gamzee and he's NOT going to God Tier. Karkat gasped because this was not what happened in canon but instead somebody got spared by the adaptiation as TV Tropes would put it.]]

** [[spoiler:Waterwraith vs Onions.]]

* [[spoiler:DarkhorseVictory: The winner of the Truth or Dare game was Porsiv, Porrim's hippie-ish counterpart. The fact that he of all people is the winner and not a more major character like John or Jade shows just how pointless the entire game was.]]

* DeadPersonConversation: In chapter 4, [[spoiler:Jade talks to Pip Bernadotte's ghost after his death with Carl's spaceship falling on him. John can see his ghost too.]]
* DecoyProtagonist: The first chapter begins with Kanaya and Edward Cullen. [[spoiler:Edward dies and Kanaya runs away]], then the perspective switches to the humans with Kanaya receiving little focus after.
* DefeatMeansFriendship: Somewhat how the Zodiacs merge with the Housestucks, also what happens with [[spoiler:Meenah.]]
* DefrostingIceQueen: Rose has ''finally'' begun this in chapter 14.
* DieForOurShip: Parodied/invoked; John/Dave is a really blatant metaphor for [[WesternAnimation/TotalDrama Owen/Izzy]] in fanon; they both have a similar incident happen, and that incident is used as evidence #1 that they should break up. (Even though Owen/Izzy ''had'' been fine in canon even after the serial killer incident -- [[spoiler:though they break up, it's for a different reason]]). John/Dirk is, of course, a metaphor for either Izzy/Noah or Izzy/Ezekiel. [[spoiler:And then their break up, and Dirk's fall into insanity, it a metaphor for when one of the people in a couple goes insane or turns evil from being broken up with.]]

** [[spoiler:John breaking up with Dirk over a diet proposal. However, this has ''nothing'' on Dirk planning on murder because of it]].

** Karkat to the nudist woman who runs the Hawaii town's inn. [[IgnoreTheFanService Nobody else seems to care]]. This goes to such an extent that when John uses "wet dream" to describe the Geno incident (see ShoutOut below for clarification), Karkat misunderstands and thinks he's talking about the woman.

* TheDitz:
** Porrim, oddly, acts like a complete and total idiot. She even forgets ''her own name'' at one point. She does get smarter in chapter 13, and seems to stick that way... but her counterpart, Porsiv, keeps playing it straight in her place.

** This story seems to be built on making the guardians/ancestors into seperate characters, in contrast to canon drawing a ton of similarities between them. Giving the humans different names, for one thing, as it was once implied that Poppop was still named John.

* [[DoesNotKnowHisOwnStrength Does Not Know Her Own Strength]]: Porrim is by far one of, if not the, strongest members of the Rainbow Crew, with vampire powers rivaling ''Alucard Badguy himself''. Too bad she is also (at least at the start of the fic) a complete and total moron who doesn't even know half of her abilities.

* DoorStopper: This is currently the longest work Great Pikmin Fan has on his fanfiction.net page, although many of the other works have comparatively took off (such as ''Total Drama World Tour Rewrite'', which by design must have at least 26 chapters, yet only ''two'' are out right now). And the chapters are considerably longer than that of the rest of SBIG, not counting ''Sweet Jade and Hella John''. To give a comparason, the first chapter of this is about as long as ''Hecksing''[='=]s longest chapter, and while there are a few decreases, it generally only goes ''up'' in length from there. As of the end of season five, it's at over 130,000 words. And season six as well as post-edit chapter 17 is planned to make that ''significantly'' longer.

** This story goes to such a point in averting these that it's implied that the culture of the ''Crconikals'' world is changed so that even it doesn't have them. Which is unusual, considering [[DoubleStandardAbuseFemaleOnMale Seras and Carl]] in ''Hecksing''. To give one example, both sexes seem to be equally pressured into having sex, evident by Carl's implied AManIsNotAVirgin shtick back in HUC and how [[spoiler:Vriska is ''horrified'' to discover that Mindfang is a virgin]] in chapter 12 of HHC.

* DreamingOfThingsToCome: John confessed to having erotic dreams about Dirk in chapter 3, saying that it could be something of "the destinies" since they're in a relationship. [[spoiler:The very next chapter shows that he's wrong, thus subverting the trope.]]

** [[spoiler:Geno, who gets killed off suddenly by a Hitler tattoo that came to life.]]
** [[spoiler:Pretty much all five of the remaining Felt members, bar Doc Scratch (and Stickdawg, if he counts), in chapter 16. They all get katamari-balled by the RC's uniforms.]]

* EasilyForgiven: [[spoiler:The Rainbow Crew seems to hate Dave more for an act of fear (holding John up to a bear) than they do of Dirk for actually, deliberately trying to kill John. Granted, Dirk had gone a little crazy, but this wasn't the concern.]]

** John and Jade themselves develop fire and ice powers respectively after studying up on them from info scrolls they bought on their way back home.
* EscortMission: Mituna's sidequest is essentially this. Vriska lampshades this and says how much she hates this trope.

** [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Cletus]] is only referred to as "Incest Guy," something of a CallBack to Hecksing's "Card Guy" (Tubalcain Alhambra) and "Lawyer Guy" (An OC [[spoiler:who later appears in HHC himself]]). Then there's various monsters like the Stalfos, Waterwraith, and Hydra, whom have only been called by their species name in spite of each of them seeming to be sentient.
** Chapter 15 averts this with half of the guardians, revealing their actual names. (Nan:Betty (or Beth, sometimes, usually to fit the four-letter name), Pa:Dean, Pop:Harl, and Ma:Katherine.) Chapter 16 goes forth and reveals the other four names. (Bro:Dale, Mom:Lily, Dad:Burton, and Sis:Violet) The ancestors, though, still more-or-less have "titles" instead of nicknames so far.
* ExpandedUniverse: This story, as a sort-of spinoff (even though the storylines are only really related by extremely small tangents, jury duty quests arc aside) to ''Hecksing''. The expansion ''really'' started with a HUC/''Steven Universe''/[[spoiler:also cameo of ''King of the Hill'']] crossover, and it seems to just be growing from there.

** Meulin's actions towards Jake are a lot like [[WesternAnimation/TotalDrama Sierra's actions towards Cody.]] John even lampshades this when the Rainbow Crew show Kankri (and Karkat, Terezi, Kanaya, and Gamzee) that they have recruited Meulin and Porrim. However, see AbortedArc above.
** Porrim was this of Lindsay, from the same series. As of chapter 13, however, she seems to be smartening up.
** Past-Aranea of Leshawna (''also'' from the same series), complete with saying Leshawna's introduction line.

* FamousAncestor: After ''denying'' that they would appear, the original ancestors would finally make their proper debut in chapter 12. [[spoiler:The problem is, it turns out that all of the stories about them were either rumors or downright lies. Except Darkleer and Highblood's, but to paraphrase they themselves their jobs weren't as interesting in the first place.]] The ancestors that are supposed to correspond to the ''pre-''scratch trolls appear themselves in chapter 13, as OCStandIn[=s=].
* FanDisservice: The HotterAndSexier elements are intended to be pretty jarring, because of how much StylisticSuck "{{Fanservice}}" is being shoved down your throat.
** Taken up with the guardains and ancestors. Especially how the story grinds to a halt in two different chapters to go on about the latter's very impractical outfits.
*** This gets even worse once the guardian's relationships actually come into play on-screen. What makes matters even ''worse'' is that the most "active" relationships are between characters who, in canon, [[IncestIsRelative are biologically related.]]
** The Truth or Dare game in chapter 16 was also intended to come off as disturbing. Lampshaded when, before the Crew even returns to the Felt tower, Rose asks Roxy [[SickAndWrong what the hell is wrong with her.]] Some highlights:
*** Roxy [[spoiler:getting spanked... so hard that her pimples all pop, and a ton of snot comes out of her nose. Which Gamsis proceeds to eat. And Roxy's mouth starts bleeding too, ''and'' her spanker [[DoesNotKnowHisOwnStrength Equisa]] left a ''dent'' in her ass.]] Even though it's all text, this is probably the closest thing HHC has to a GrossupCloseup.
* FanserviceCostumes: The ancestors in general, though many of them don't have a trope to them and all generally fall under {{Stripperiffic}}. The Condesce is probably one of the most ridiculous, since she "wears" absolutely nothing but her twin-sided trident glued to her front.

*** Near the end of chapter 10, Jane tries to show John that she can be impulsive by sneaking into his room "wearing" nothing but a [[ComicBook/XMen Mystique]] cosplay "and censor bars" in a scene admittedly ripped from an episode of ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy''. John, for some reason, at first thinks that she had just killed Equius and Horuss and was running around naked and covered in their blood. (Jane corrects him before he does anything stupid.) Then it turns out, Jade did the exact same thing Jane did. And later John's ''mom'' joins in, for some bizarre reason.

** TheissTitillationTheory: Invoked with pretty much all of the ancestor's outfits to an extent (Disciple and Dolorosa having a variant; they ''make'' it look like you could see nudity (nothing under the former's paint and all of the clothing layers of the latter being see-through), but they're not (there is something opaque under both outfits)). Handmaid, Signless, Highblood, and Condesce are the worst offenders out of the A2 group, and Darkleer's almost completely relies on this in an unusual way as part of the appeal. The A1 group has Porrim and Aranea's ancestors, who play this straighter than anyone else out of the 24 by far.
** WalkingSwimsuitScene: All eight guardians. And technically Darkleer and Fuchsian.

** Chapter four involved losses on ''both'' sides: [[spoiler:For the Rainbow Crew, Geno dies. For the Felt, they lose both Damara and Meenah, the latter of which they just got.]]

* FullFrontalAssault: In chapter 16, [[spoiler:Porsiv gets naked to add his own clothing to the ball of the other Crew member's clothes, and runs around to guide it like a Katamari ball against the Felt.]]

** [[spoiler:Stickdawg, Doc Scratch's dog that looks more like a giant preying mantis/cue stick hybrid than a dog. At no point in the story earlier has it been mentioned.]]

* GroinAttack: The angry Pikmin interns plan on firing a ''lazer'' at Jake's groin, castrating him. [[BigDamnHero He's saved by the]] [[spoiler:Onions]] just in time.
* GuestStarPartyMember:
** The ancestors and guardians, openly being stated to ''not'' be a part of the Crew yet but they do temporarly help them out with some missions. That aside, the Crew seems to be way more open to getting people to help them out than Hecksing is, considering other character who might fit the bill like Luffy, Tony Hawk, Ichigo (more than once), etc.
** [[spoiler:Geno and Homer are the only characters so far who were "official" members of the Rainbow Crew, yet they were never in for more than two chapters, as they both die shortly after their addition.]]
* HighHeelFaceTurn: That or [[AWorldwidePunomenon High Horn Face Turn]]; Damara betrays the Felt and joins the Rainbow Crew, but Geno specifically said to keep her alive only because he "liked trolls," and being the only female member had nothing to do with it. It seems that even if one of the male trolls filled in Damara's place, he would join the RC anyway.
* [[HoistByHisOwnPetard Hoist by His/Her Own Petard]]:
** Chapter 16. [[spoiler:Roxy makes a loophole to get one of the players of the Truth or Dare game eliminated. She gets offed by pretty much the same loophole.]]
** The same chapter has [[spoiler:the Rainbow Crew using Egg's and Biscuit's duplication abilities ''against'' Cans by rolling their copies into a giant katamari-like ball until it's big enough to take him and all of the other remaining members out.]]

* HotterAndSexier: Do ''not'' let the fact that the cover art looks like it came straight out of the rather tame (sexual-wise) ''Sweet Jade and Hella John'', or the fact that SJAHJ was one of the author's previous installments. This ''is'' a little more out-there than the norm for SBIG, and it's even pointed out in the opening AN.

* InheritedIlliteracyTitle: Just like its direct prequel.

** If you build a wall around your city to keep out monsters, you will be somehow isolating your city from other cities as well, which leads to inbreeding and cannibalism!

** [[spoiler:Mindfang uses the visual similarities between the Virgo and Scorpio signs to cite that her being a virgin shouldn't come off as a surprise.]]

* {{Irony}}: The ''Hecksing Ulumate Crconikals'' version of the Alucard vs. Rip (or rather, Jan) fight was not as close to what happened in canon as John, Jade, and Geno vs Damara. While neither was an exact recreation, for one thing, the carrier Alucard battles Jan on [[spoiler:''is blown up by Jan'' and flat-out kills Alucard]], whereas for HHC, the carrier arrives on land similar to how it did in Hellsing.

** '''All 72 trolls''' do this after finding out [[spoiler:John's mom Betty, as well as the other guardains, is actually a pretty big pervert.]]

* KilledOffForReal: Like most of SBIG, this doesn't shy away from killing off heroes and villains at all. The heroes side has [[spoiler:none of the "main" Rainbow Crew, but Geno and Homer have suffered from it]]. Out of the villains, it's easier to list the currect exceptions: [[spoiler:Waterwraith (he just gets slapped by an Onion and currently isn't mentioned again), Doc Scratch (survived every encounter as of chapter 14, though WordOfGod is that he will die in the final season), fellow major members of the Rainbow Crew (usually give HeelFaceTurn[=s=], and this counts Meenah too), Noah (he loses the crown though), the Rainbow Sisters (faught twice, first battle even being a curb-stomp, but nobody saw any reason to kill them off permanently), and Alucard (on the count of already being dead during the first direct fight against him, and his death being offscreen in the events of HHC).]]

** [[spoiler:Geno? He dies. Doesn't become a permanent member of the Rainbow Crew. The same thing can be said for Homer.]]
** [[spoiler:Season two may have been building up to Meenah being a final battle that isn't actually added to the Rainbow Crew, but she sorta-pulls a HeelFaceTurn and joins them.]]
** This makes no secret at all of the fact that in ''Hecksing Ulumate Crconikals'', [[spoiler:Alucard dies.]] Chapter 14 also gives away [[spoiler:Integra's]] death. Though in both cases, they are actually somewhat plot relevant as they do affect the Crew to varrying degrees.
** Most of the relationship-related stuff. [[spoiler:John doesn't end up with Dave. Or Dirk. Or Damara. Things are so far going... ''okay'' with Jane, but see InterfaceSpoiler above.]]

* {{Leitmotif}}: Ignoring Vriska's preference to "redneck music," chapter 12 confirms one song associated with a character: Green Day's "Holiday" with Nepeta. If you look at the lyrics, a faint few of them actually match up to the point of her character in SJAHJ, and possibly HHC itself if [[spoiler:her killing Gamzee instead of the other way around]] is any indication.

* LikeYouWouldReallyDoIt: [[invoked]][[spoiler:Chapter 12 provides something of an ''inversion''. Some faint signs point to half of the trolls getting killed off and staying that way, and the fake-author thinks that it would take [=ANs=] to convince the readers that they won't stay dead.]]
* LoadsAndLoadsOfCharacters: As of the end of chapter 8, the Rainbow Crew has thirty-two members who aren't Pikmin interns. This ''doubles'' in chapter 15 to a full sixty-four thanks to the [[MagicMusic Ballad of Duality.]] And that's not counting the guardians or ancestors. Or the side characters, which had more focus than they did in HUC.

* LoveMakesYouCrazy: [[spoiler:Dirk.]] Averted with Horuss; he was just sad about [[spoiler:Rufioh suddenly breaking up with him]].

** [[invoked]]Jake gets a really deep cut in his arm thanks to Hydra. He ''does'' act pretty hindered, but then invokes this after his mother offers a quicker but more [[{{Squick}} disturbing]] healing sollution.

* MonsterModesty: [[spoiler:Hank Hill seems to be part-plant in a way, and was born with fig leaves all over him appropriately.]]
* MrExposition: Hank Hill. [[spoiler:As he was infused with elemental light, this gave him knowledge of how many things work, including his own future.]]
* MrFanservice[=/=]MsFanservice: Parodied with ''all'' of the guardians and/or ancestors. The former group makes up eight WalkingSwimsuitScene[=s=], while the latter twenty-four all dress in extremely impractical outfits. (According to the narrator, Redglare is an exception; she's supposed to be a nudist who is ''really'' bad at hanging people, and she somehow got her ropes wrapped around her in a pseudo-outfit. It's implied that she just rolls with it.)
* MundaneUtility: Kiriki dares Karkta to use her limeblood/"yellowgreen" powers to teleport some [=McDonalds=] into the area. This ignores the more obvious idea of teleporting everyone ''out''.
* TheMutiny: [[spoiler:Meenah is planning on taking over Rose's job as the leader, although through promotion. Given how this is Meenah we're talking about here, she's being nice. Yet she has reason to act nice; Equius is threatening to kill her if she does anything against the productivity of the Rainbow Crew.]]

** During chapter 5 [[spoiler:in the expansion on Damara's flashback from chapter 4, when Damara is kidnapped, Aranea says "No!" Then when Meenah betrays the Alphas, Aranea shouts "Double no!" Like how Integra did to the Alucard's death/Walter's reveal situation in ''Hecksing Ulumate Crconikals''. Except after, there's a "Triple no!" when part of Aranea's afro gets sliced off by Meulin.]]

* NakedFirstImpression: Porrim. The first time the majority of the Rainbow Crew sees Meenah, she's half naked.
* NakedPeopleAreFunny: Hawaii mostly consists of nudists in this universe. Jade, Damara, Meulin, Porrim, Latula, and Aranea have all ended up naked in varrying degrees of public, causing John to freak the hell out over it. Season four looks to be toning it down at first glance, but then come in the guardains and ancestors....
* NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast: Kurloz's ancestor is given the title of the ''Scalper''.[[note]]The seven-letter name is likely intentional, given how Gamzee's has nine letters instead of the standardized eight.[[/note]]

* NiceJobBreakingItHero: [[spoiler:John and Rose screwing up Meulin's first request by blowing up the great wall built to keep out monsters. To be fair, they ''do'' get called out on it quite a bit.]]

* NotHisSled: In chapter 12, [[spoiler:the trolls begin killing eachother in a very similar manner to their deaths in canon. While its obvious that they won't die for real (especially after reading chapter 13 first, as none of those trolls die and it wouldn't make sense to kill off half of the post-scratch group yet let the ''pre-scratch'' ones live), we begin with a very familiar scenario of Vriska killing Tavros. Then Eridan kills Feferi, "kills" Kanaya, and knocks out Sollux, with the only difference from canon being the order. Gamzee later strangles Equius, and Nepeta faces off against him. It seems like she, too, will be killed... and then she suddenly turns it around and [[AssKicksYou ass smacks]] him to death instead. Partially justified, as thanks to upcoming events in a completely different story, no Leijons can be killed off until ''Simpsons'' ends (in real life), and thus something like this had to be written to go around remaking the murder arc.]]
* NotTheFallThatKillsYou: The humans survive a several story fall from Scratch's appartment through two different ways; Rose falls in Tavros's arms, and the other seven land on Terezi.

** John thinks this is the casse near the end of chapter 10, where an Imperial Drone bursts through his house after... certain events. It turns out the drone was going to break in anyway, to deliver a message.

* ObviouslyEvil: Pretty much any antagonist, also [[spoiler:when Dirk goes crazy]].
* OCStandIn: The Alpha troll's ancestors were written when absolutely ''nothing'' was known about their canon counterparts (bar a very brief mention of Meenah's), so as a result they were an odd mix of GenerationXerox and were expies of the Zodiac trolls.

* OppositeSexClone: The counterparts, with a few more differences than simply being the opposite sex.

* OtherMeAnnoysMe: So far, very few characters have gotten along with their counterparts. Probably because most (but not all) of them are like jerkish versions of their original selves. Karkat especially hates his, thanks to her very light atittude about everything.

** When Kurloz [[spoiler:is talking to the Waterwraith between Cronus's sidequest and assaulting Meenah's dungeon]], his "bone text" is represented in all caps and bold, even with the quotation marks being bolded. This is evident in the narration:

** At the beginning of chapter 16, the Rainbow Crew all towers up to disguise as a pizza guy. The problem with this? As of this part, there are ''sixty-four'' of them, and as a result they look ridiculously tall. Then Aramin runs in and the rest of the Crewmates are knocked off of the tower, to which Sawbuck thinks he accidentally killed them.

--->"OW that stupid motherfucker..." he said before laffing, "I guess I"M the motherfucker becuz I fuck my mom since I'm into that" it's funny because it's incest. Anyway [[spoiler:Incest Guy died.]]
** The beginning of chapter 9 slightly implies that John's mom was trying to hit on him. This is not forgotten: When she comes in during the Truth or Dare game in chapter 16, she grabs the bottle when John is about to spin it, points it to herself, winks at him, and flat-out tells him to kiss her. She was just joking... maybe.
* ParodySue: The kid in the Hawaii inn ''could'' count, his appearance outright being described as a "parody of fantrolls."

* PleasePutSomeClothesOn: John, the only humanoid guy [[spoiler:alive at the time]] in one particular group, apparantly didn't like how Damara ditched her Felt wardrobe. Nor did he like Porrim being naked on her introduction. By the time Latula gets naked [[InsaneTrollLogic as some bizarre means to prove her]] GamerGirl status, John runs away in discomfort. He also runs when he came across Meulin accidentally exposing herself to show off the marks she put on her belt whenever Cronus does something deceitful.

** The Rainbow Sisters. (''Not'' to be confused with the Rainbow Crew or the RealLife group with the same name.) It gets much worse when Jade elaborates in a flashback [[spoiler:when she used to work with Rainbow Red.]]

* ThePornomancer: John, to an extent. He's been around ''every'' time a female character gets naked either through stupidity or slapstick, not to mention how he (and the rest of the RC) just-so-happened to visit China during [[CriticalResearchFailure carnival]]. In addition to ''that'', his mother just-so-happens to have a very active sex life.

* PurpleProse: Aranea's recap of the first season. (Which is actually pretty mild compared to most examples; it helped that the author was rushed in writting the second half.) ''Tweleve paragraphs'' to cover only four chapters, whereas ''Hecksing'''s recap narrated by Rip took ten paragraphs to cover ''nine'' chapters. Her recap of the second season isn't nearly as bad, although WordOfGod says that it was supposed to be longer.

* PuttingTheBandBackTogether: The main plot for season 2 in regards to the "Alphas" trolls (the pre-scratch trolls in canon). [[spoiler:Meenah included.]]
* TheQuietOne: [[spoiler:Dirk, following his breakup with John. He only talks to select people in private, until chapter 7 when he finally ''does'' speak -- but it's not pretty.]]

* RashomonStyle: The entirety of season four is told this way, with each of its chapters focusing on a different group. To enforce this and as a contrast to most examples of this trope, the author (the real author, not the alter ego writing the story in-universe) encourages you to read them in any order.
** ''Within'' season four is how the B1[=s=] tells about their battle on the bridge:
*** John's story paints himself as a GaryStu[[invoked]], and he takes credit for most of the battle.
*** Jade's story is supposedly done in the appearance of a children's cartoon, with Zabuza being in ConspicuousCGI. She praises John endlessly, and dresses Dave and Jane (who wasn't originally there, though she does also appear in John's story) as stereotypical prostitutes as they have both either dated John prior or are dating John.
*** Rose's story is told in bland, typoless PurpleProse (Rose doesn't speak clearly in this story, by the way) and, like John's, she mocks everyone else.
*** Dave's story paints ''him'' as a Stu, has a few irrelevant details, everyone fawns over him, and is supposedly a musical before Ichigo interrupts him before he can start.

** The amount of time it took before the final part of Act 6 Intermission 3's walkaround to be published determined the publish date for season two and, by proxy, the chapters afterward. In a similar situation to... what ''was'' once planned for ''Sweet Jade and Hella John'', this is so that the last three A1 trolls are properly introduced, which would actually affect the plot.[[note]]In SJAHJ, by the time the A1 trolls were outright ''needed'' for the plot, Kankri, Latula, and Porrim had been introduced, so a few jokes were done with them and Aranea, and the other trolls were outright sillouettes.[[/note]] Although this ''didn't'' stop Pikmin Fan from using Damara during the first four chapters, when next to nothing was known about her. [[HilariousInHindsight And now that her personality had been revealed...]]
** Chapter 12 ''would'' have ended on a cliffhanger with the trolls going ''off'' a literal cliff, before it quickly says that they crash into an abandoned hospital which cushions their fall. The part about the hospital would have not been mentioned, however the author says that he's not sure when to even ''start'' season five, so the cliffhanger will be made longer than necessary. It turns out the break between seasons four and five would be relatively short compared to the rest of the breaks.
** Chapter 17's short length compared to 16 and especially 15 was because of the self-set deadline catching up quick on Pikmin Fan.
* RealityEnsues: Every chapter in season four ends with the respective group wandering just ''how'' they will get back home, since both the car and the airwig are destroyed and their plane is stolen. The author implies at the end of at least chapter 12 that season five will in fact begin picking up right where season four left off, and the first half of chapter 15 will focus on the Rainbow Crew getting back to Chicago.

* ResetButton: Downplayed. [[spoiler:In chapter 12, the trolls begin killing eachother, with only half of them remaining by the time they begin their battle with Death Mecha. However, Pip's ghost makes a return from eight (going purely by chapter number, and not counting season four's ability to be read in any order) chapters ago, and revives the dead ones.]] The downplaying comes from the fact that the characters ''did'' ultimately learn something from this, and it ''did'' stick around to teach them about acceptance or... something like that.

** ''Hecksing'' says that Jean and Jude were made in a lab accident. They weren't. Though this is probably because, back then, ''Housestuck'' wasn't even planned, and neither was the very convoluted chain of events that led to the Ballad of Duality, so Pikmin Fan just came up with a simpler backstory for them.

** In chapter 12, while Nepeta is working towards [[spoiler:reviving the dead trolls]], the narrative suddenly brings up three times that if the author was Creator/AndrewHussie (obvious issues as to why the ''HELL'' Hussie would write a story like ''this'' aside), then the [[spoiler:revivals]] would be fake-outs.

* RuleSixtyThree: This one is actually a little bit complicated. First, after ''finally'' getting back to Chicago and entering Scratch's tower, the Crew is capture by Stitch and he genderbends all of them for kicks. After the Crew breaks free adn Stitch runs away, they encounter [[spoiler:Ichigo trying to seal a portal to Hell that Scratch had opened prior. He gets distracted by the Crew's arrivals long enough for Homer's ghost to sneak through and threaten to kill and double-kill the Crew. Equius fires a light arrow at him, reincarnating him to Hank Hill who teaches them the Ballad of Duality, which reverts the gender changes (and undoes all injuries) and creates an OppositeSexClone of every member of the Crew.]] According to [[spoiler:Hank]], the fact that the Crew was genderbent prior had nothing to do with their counterparts being genderbent, which is what makes it a tad bit more... well, complicated.

* SacrificialLion: [[spoiler:Geno is introduced in chapter 3 and seems to be a major character that will become very important later on. Similar to Carl in ''Hecksing''. However, he dies the very next chapter.]]

** A big one involving the premise. It says that the "player characters" are aged up (possibly aged down in the case of the pre-scratch trolls, depending on if they really were 19 or they just started playing the game at a younger age) to 16, but a comment in HUC's final chapter says that they were ''13'' during what would be the events of this fan fic.

** Pretty much all of the ancestors only bother wearing clothes in the first place to troll people with how easy it is for them to lose them.

** John reffering to the Geno incident as a fan's wet dream is a refference to [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEJbT83DsgA one of]] LetsPlay/{{Chuggaaconroy}}'s early videos.
** Rose's introduction of Meulin and Porrim to Karkat, Terezi, Kanaya, and Gamzee is this to the opening of ''Total Drama World Tour'', complete with using several lines. Given that copy-pasting lines from canon word-for-word has been admitted to be a pretty big pet-peeve of the real author, this could be something of a [[TakeThat Take That]] at fan fics that do such.
** Might be a as well TakeThat considering their... infamy, but when [[spoiler:"KFC Guy" starts attacking the Crew, Dave shouts "PETA WAS RIGHT!"]] This is ''very'' likely a reference to [=PeTA=]'s ''Super Chick Sisters''.

* SpellMyNameWithAnS: Liquid Snake, Gas Snake, and Plasma Snake start also being refered to as Water Snake, Wind Snake, and Fire Snake respectively. After this change happens, it stays this way for the rest of chapter 13. The change, by the way, starts ''mid-paragraph''.
* SpoofAesop: When building the border wall for Chicago, John and Rose start to think that they are actually doing it for the purpose of keeping out immigrants, and not for actually keeping out monsters, and Meulin was either tricked or flat out lied to them. They destroy a large chunk of the wall, give an [[InsaneTrollLogic asinine]] speech about acceptance, and then [[spoiler:it turns out that the "monsters" kept out ''really were'' monsters. Giant ladybug creatures ([[VideoGame/{{Pikmin}} Bulborbs, to be specific]]) that proceeded to eat most of Chicago's crops.]]

* SuperCellReception John can apparantly contact Jane via Pesterchum '''from {{Hell}}'''. But according to WordOfGod, it's because the signals travel through a portal that was present nearby, hence how they are able to type to eachother.

** In chapter 12, [[spoiler:Karkat's reaction to Kanaya using just one hand to chainsaw Eridan in half]]. "WOW SOMEBOYD'S BEEN FAPPING!" Karkat shouted. "AND I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT MYSELF BECAUSE I TOTALLY DON'T DO THAT.

** The first three chapters had a scene with Damara and Scratch, plus a signoff by Gamzee. Chapter 4 lampshades this by saying that there can't be something like the latter every chapter, [[TakeThat because this isn't like the Simpsons.]] Season 2 picked this up by having each chapter ending with a scene of Meenah having a conversation with a [[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda Stalfos]], except chapter 8 given how [[spoiler:the Stalfos is dead and Meenah has joined the Rainbow Crew]]. Season three is the first season to not have anything resembling a stinger at all.
** At the end of chapter 17, [[spoiler:there is a "video" by the Troll Empress, saying that an invasion broke out and an attack was led on an oil rig. She then tells people to sign up for the army, to fight it back.]] '''End of season five.'''
* StopBeingStereotypical: In a flashback, Kankri tells Aranea not to do her Film/UndercoverBrother impersonation because it is this. Aranea responds by saying that her personality really was like this when she was 13.

** Depicitions of the Rainbow Crew members are usually a jab at something. Either an exaggeration of how fans commonly mis-portray them (Mainly the humans, what with John's innocense, Jade's shyness, Roxy's mind always on sex, etc.), an inversion of mis-portrayals (Usually with the trolls, since some of the Beforans already covered the previous depiction type in canon: Eridan becoming a pimp, Vriska being a near-HarmlessVillain), some odd mix of the previous two (IE Gamzee's pseudo-MrFanservice status), a reference to ''Total Drama'' fan fiction (Meulin, Porrim, and Aranea), or a parody of another stereotype. (Such as Rose, if the author's short story on his profile of her beating up an alternate [[WesternAnimation/TotalDrama Ezekiel]] from one of his other fan fics is any indication.)

-->"ARGH! I can't take it! [=TRheres=] too many keys and doors and stupidly complicated puzzles and overpowered enemies! The keys! ''The keys!'' If this wa a Zelda OOT temple than this would be the Key Temple! In fact, I swer at once point that we get a key, use it on a door, and on the other side of that door is a room with nothing but another key in it! '''this is a few JPEGS from becomeing a ''Arise'' game!'''"

** Less blatant than that, but there's the fact that Kanaya's rainbow drinker/vampire reveal and revival is compared to [[spoiler:Nepeta being able to easily smack Gamzee so hard his head explodes.]] Karkat's reactions to both explainations are even the same.
** After making fun of people who make fun of ''Twilight'', it finally deals one itself when [[spoiler:Edward possesses a dead Eridan, and confesses that he watched his previous girlfriend and Kanaya sleep. Kanaya's reaction is to chainsaw Eridan's body ''again'', thus killing Edward either twice or a third time -- depending on how you count the Alucard vs Jan fight.]]

** Chapter 14 has Jade mocking sit-coms that are [[BetterThanABareBulb overly reliant on Lampshade Hanging and general meta humor]] yet don't do anything to correct the problems. She is saying this during the chapter where she, John, Rose, and Dave ''finally'' break a little bit out of their designated "roles" that they had for the past ten (not counting [[RashomonStyle the rest of season four]]) chapters.

* TonightSomeoneDies: Near the end of chapter 3, Gamzee says that for the next chapter someone will die. [[spoiler:That someone turns out to be Geno.]]
* TooDumbToLive: [[spoiler:Chief Wiggim, as he dives ''into the ocean'' from the top of a car that's going non-stop in a direction away from him. To retrieve a football. He is then ''shot'' and eaten by a shark afterwards.]]

** [[spoiler:Despite being the same people as them in canon, the ancestors of the original post-scratch trolls are revealed to invert this. They all really lead mundane lives and only shrouded themselves in stories to seem impressive, and they are all implied to be less-than-decent fighters.]]
* TookALevelInDumbass: Inverted with Porrim and John. The former started out as a DumbBlonde parody before reading up on activism and suddenly, inexplicably acting a little more rational. The later [[CharacterizationMarchesOn was]] basically a hyperactive, relationship-hopping idiot before turning more and more into a borderline JerkJock.
* TookALevelInJerkass: John and Rose, especially in chapter 14. In chapter 12, [[spoiler:Vriska suddenly becomes evil and kills Tavros for almost no reason (he gets revived, though), and Eridan suddenly stops being a parody/inversion of "desperate Eridan" and rudely kills Feferi (she gets revived too).]]

* UsefulNotes/{{Transgender}}: Connie off-handedly implies she's a transgendered person (openly admitting she has a penis), and the author confirms it. (Which is a little necessary, since [[Manga/{{Naruto}} Haku]] uses his... thing as a way of proving that he's ''male'', even though the fact that the story constantly using male pronouns for him while female pronouns for Connie would imply the difference between their situations.) It only applies to her in ''this'' timeline, but ''Carl Stevens Universe'' is included in that. Sort of. [[ShrugOfGod Pikmin Fan is very unsure on that.]]

* UnexpectedCharacter: Frankly, going by number each chapter of season four [[SerialEscallation gets more extreme in this regard.]] Chapter 11 has alternate versions of the B2 kid's guardians/would-be guardians, which is a little unexpected but seeing as we've seen John's and Dave's before it isn't too far-fetched. Chapter 12 has the ancestors, which despite being more popular than the B2 guardians, were flat-out stated to not exist earlier. Chapter 13 has the would-be ancestors of ''Beforus'', characters who have not been elaborated on at all in canon, each given new names and interpretations. While chapter 14's group, the B1 guardians, are nothing too surprising at all (especially if you read season four in numerical order), the chapter itself contains [[spoiler:''[[WesternAnimation/TotalDrama Noah]]'', a character who in both HHC and HUC alike has been said to be from a different anime/webcomic.]]

** In general, all of the male leads start running around in dresses matching those of the female leads at a certain point onward. They form a big group like this. Nobody says a thing.

** Several characters run around in revealing outfits almost all of the time, a faint few practically naked. It's implied that this isn't that big of a deal outside of the US in this world, and even in the US it's ''extremely'' lax.

* VerbalTic: Edward Cullen. Has a little habit. Of breaking up his clauses. Into seperate sentences.

* ViewerGenderConfusion: In-universe, Jake seems to think that the Rainbow Crew guys are actually genderbents when they're in their uniforms. This is because he himself was not around for the announcement of the uniforms, or when they were offered.

** [[spoiler:Homer Simpson. Practically every development in the story on his side -- his trip from Meenah's moronic minion, to being fired and joining the Rainbow Crew, to getting knocked into nuclear waste by Meenah's Stalfos, to getting killed by the Master Cheif while trying to attack Integra (the reason Integra's ''there'' is because Alucard's ''dead'' by this point), to being reincarnated as Hank Hill.]]

** Speaking of the guardians and ancestors listed above, John's mother Betty can now count as this, as she doesn't particularly get that much character development until over halfway through the story and '''''completely''''' subverts the expectations one might have for an alternate version of Jane/Nanna. (Or as the mother of John, who in the first three seasons was pretty "innocent" before his [[JerkJock background]] showed.) Something similar can be said about Jade, Jane, and Jake's guardians, but with John's it's by far the most extreme.
** [[spoiler:Stickdawg. As his entire purpose in the story was the be a GiantSpaceFleaFromNowhere, and thus his entire joke is how out-there he is, to keep in line with the story everything about him is a spoiler.]]

* {{Wangst}}: In-universe, everyone thinks this about Aradia's backstory. Really, losing a basketball game to ''Michael Jordan'' isn't that bad of a thing. [[spoiler:It wasn't even Jordan -- it was Sollux and Equius in a very elaborate disguise. Yeah... whether it makes it better or worse is up to you.]]
* WeHardlyKnewYe: [[spoiler:Geno.]]

** Jake to Meulin. He doesn't try to attack her ''at first'', but once her stalking goes a little too far he does.
** Nobody had any problems fighting Meenah, and the only reason a girl (Porrim) ends up being the only direct one to battle her is because both she dashed head-on to attack her first upon realizing that Meenah was a villain, and because [[spoiler:shortly after the battle Meenah gives up and decides to join in with the Rainbow Crew.]]

* {{Yandere}}: [[spoiler:Dirk to John. He acts quiet and unemotional after their breakup, but then he just ''snaps'' in chapter 7]].

* SelfDeprecation: A flashback shows Cronus driving a train -- and crashing it. What that happens, Porrim comments, "Yikes! That's a bigger train wreck than Great Pikmin Fan's ''Total Drama World Tour Rewrite!''"[[note]]This scene was written back when Pikmin Fan had extreme CreatorBacklash over TDWTR; he has since lightened up to the fan fic as a whole, but not quite to the old version.[[/note]]

->''"Yes, but that was only two [members of the Felt]. To overcome and kill the other [[{{Foreshadowing}} 13]], ([[ViewersAreMorons not 14 becuz keep Handmaid alive cuxz i like trolls]]), you must go through a jorney. Well, you have gont through a jorney, but IT HAVE JUST BEGUN. The rest of the jorney will have VideoGame/{{Pikmin}}, [[LoveDodecahedron love n-drangles]], [[TankGoodness tanks]], [[ChekhovsVolcano volcainos]], [[OppositeSexClone genderswaps]], [[ClothingDamage tits]], [[MeanBrit brits]], [[StayInTheKitchen mits]], [[UltimateShowdownOfUltimateDestiny hits]], and, [[TheLongList amung other things]], [[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid Solid Snake]] [[FanService naked]]."''

The first five "seasons" are over. The sixth "season" is planned to start on June 11th, that date chosen because it is apparantly the day the author found some fan art he was fond of. The fan fic, as with its preceedor, is planned to update every three days during a "season," until that season ends, which leads to a break. With the exception of the sixth one, which might push it up to every five days due to the planned length and complexity of each chapter.

** John's player character in the ''Friendship is Magic'' game is named "Rainbow Sparkel." Doesn't sound bad on its own, but it's supposed to be a character from canon.

'''Another note is that this fan fic is in the process of undergoing a massive ret-con known as the "[[great-pikmin-fan.tumblr.com/tagged/great-typo-cleanup Great Typo Cleanup]]." This will involve changing some details, and while the bare-base core plot will remain the same, a lot of elements will change. As such some of the tropes listed here may suddenly become outdated, or refer to events of chapters that don't happen in the new version. As of now, all tropes listed here are strictly based on the old version.'''

* RRatedOpening: Sort of, and by its standards. While the rest of season one is actually pretty tame, it's opening involves Alucard ''burning'' Edward with holy water in what seems to be the vampire equivilent of throwing ''acid'' on his face. But it helps that Edward gives a MajorInjuryUnderreaction.

* DoubleStandard: This story goes to such a point in averting these that it's implied that the culture of the ''Crconikals'' world is changed so that even it doesn't have them. Which is unusual, considering [[DoubleStandardAbuseFemaleOnMale Seras and Carl]] in ''Hecksing''. To give one example, both sexes seem to be equally pressured into having sex, evident by Carl's implied AManIsNotAVirgin shtick back in HUC and how [[spoiler:Vriska is ''horrified'' to discover that Mindfang is a virgin]] in chapter 12 of HHC.

* SuspiciouslySpecificDenial: The narrator has done this at least twice so far.
** Chapter 5 says that Roxy glared like Redglare but she's from a different timeline. It turns out she isn't.
** Chapter 10 has a poem on [[spoiler:Waterwraith's]] chamber, which will ''definitely'' not be mentioned in chapter 15. Nope, not at all. Said poem reflects the counterparts.

** Similarly, right from their introduction HHC has been attempting to make the [=A1=] trolls vastly different from their [=A1=] stand-ins, though what they have in place of being Flanderized versions of them changed during season 3 or 4.

** John was initially a hyperacive idiot, which Jane's guardian Pop eventually became an exaggerated version of. Sometime around chapters 3 or 4 this dropped a bit and his signs of toying around with the other characters began to show. He's still a little dorky, though, as evidenced by his FreudianSlip in China. He ''also'' used to be pretty [[PleasePutSomeClothesOn anti-nudity]] and pretty vocal when people end up naked around him. By chapter 16, he actually thinks Roxy's Strip Truth or Dare idea is something ''tame''. [[spoiler:This, however, might just be because of his ObfuscatingStupididty, and involve his mind games with Jade... somehow.]]

** The end of the third chapter contains another reference to ''UndercoverBrother''. Scratch point blank quotes the Chief, complete with accidentally saying Undercover Brother's name instead of the person he was reffering to. (Meenah.)

* StopBeingStereotypical: In a flashback, Kankri tells Aranea not to do her UndercoverBrother impersonation because it is this. Aranea responds by saying that her personality really was like this when she was 13.

** Season six: According to WordOfGod, [[spoiler:the shark that ate Chief Wiggim. The Troll Empress will also play a huge part in the first half.]]

* DevelopmentHell: Season four took '''over a year''' to come out, and exactly a year after the date it ''was'' planned to come out on.

** Meulin's actions towards Jake are a lot like [[WesternAnimation/TotalDrama Sierra's actions towards Cody.]] John even lampshades this when the Rainbow Crew show Kankri (and Karkat, Terezi, Kanaya, and Gamzee) that they have recruited Meulin and Porrim.

** The ammount of time it took before the final part of Act 6 Intermission 3's walkaround to be published determined the publish date for chapters five through eight and, by proxy, the chapters afterward. In a similar situation to... what ''was'' once planned for ''Sweet Jade and Hella John'', this is so that the last three A1 trolls are properly introduced, which would actually affect the plot.[[labelnote:Note]]In SJAHJ, by the time the A1 trolls were outright ''needed'' for the plot, Kankri, Latula, and Porrim had been introduced, so a few jokes were done with them and Aranea, and the other trolls were outright sillouettes.[[/labelnote]] Although this ''didn't'' stop Pikmin Fan from using Damara during the first four chapters, when next to nothing was known about her. [[HilariousInHindsight And now that her personality had been revealed...]]
** Chapter 12 ''would'' have ended on a cliffhanger with the trolls going ''off'' a literal cliff, before it quickly says that they crash into an abandoned hospital which cushions their fall. The part about the hospital would have not been mentioned, however the author says that he's not sure when to even ''start'' season five, so the cliffhanger will be made longer than necessary.

* ThrowItIn: According to the actual author, almost all of the typoes were actually made by accident, he just doesn't bother correcting ''most'' of them (those he does are usually to make the story still clear, or to reduce frequency). Many of the intended typoes are either "common" spelling mistakes (alot instead of a lot) or RougeAnglesOfSatin intended for humorous effect. This was to give an effect that the story was written by someone who rushed through everything and barely looked back at it, which was partially the case here given the "three days apart each chapter per season" deadlines.

* CanYouHearMeNow John can apparantly contact Jane via Pesterchum '''from {{Hell}}'''. But according to WordOfGod, it's because the signals travel through a portal that was present nearby, hence how they are able to type to eachother.

* YourNormalIsOurTaboo: Non-alien example, but John's unusual dislike towards even ''interacting'' with someone if they're on seperate teams.

* FreudianSlip: When talking to the {{Stripperific}} Chinese dancers, John asks them for erections-- er... '''di'''rections.

* GagBoobs: Jake's mother is probably the worst offender of the entire ''Crconikals'' continuity, with Rip Van Winkle from ''Hecksing'' as her ''only'' potential competition. And that's saying a lot. She managed to induce complete MarshmallowHell on ''seven people at the same time'', engulfing them all completely between her breasts.

* SuddenlyVoiced: The mooks of the Felt, Feferi's lusus (who, thanks to no longer having eldritch ties, can talk without killing all of the trolls), Link (lampshaded in that his first line ''sounds'' like one of his cries, but it's really him clearing his throat), the Imperial/Message Drones, the random Stalfos, [[spoiler:Waterwraith]], [[Webcomic/SweetJadeAndHellaJohn (again)]] and all of the guardians/ancestors who didn't already have dialogue like Nan(na), Mindfang, and Condesce.

** Inverted with Doc Scratch, but hardly to the point where it's SurroundedBySmartPeople. While the rest of the Felt seems pretty competant, Scratch is a complete pothead idiot in this fan fic.

** Chapter 10 has a poem on [[spoiler:Waterwraith's]] chamber, which will ''definitely'' not be mentioned in chapter 15. Nope, not at all.

* CrackPairing: Invoked with things such as a Nepeta/Sollux/Rose love triangle (which just seems to get bigger and worse as the fan fic goes on and more people are added into the fray until it becomes outright polygamy), and John/Damara, the second person in the later couple ''not even being introduced at the time of writting season one''. And then there's Doc Scratch's crush on UndercoverBrother...

* UsefulNotes/{{Transgender}}: Connie off-handedly implies she's one (openly admitting she has a penis), and the author confirms it. (Which is a little necessary, since [[Manga/{{Naruto}} Haku]] uses his... thing as a way of proving that he's ''male'', even though the fact that the story constantly using male pronouns for him while female pronouns for Connie would imply the difference between their situations.) It only applies to her in ''this'' timeline, but ''Carl Stevens Universe'' is included in that. Sort of. [[ShrugOfGod Pikmin Fan is very unsure on that.]]

** [[spoiler:Stickdawg. As his entire purpose in the story was the be a GiantSpaceFleaFromNowhere, and thus his entire joke is how out-there he is, to keep in line with the story everything about him is a spoiler.

''Housestuck Hurrcain Crconikals'' is a ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'' fan fic, the seventh fan fic in the StylisticSuck ''[[FanFic/SBIGSeries SBIG]]'' series by @/GreatPikminFan, and is a spinoff to ''FanFic/HecksingUlumateCrconikals''. It takes place in the same universe and timeline, but focuses on some of the people who [[AscendedExtra used to be]] side characters.

It can be found [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8523161/1/Housestuck-Hurrcain-Crconikals here]]. See also ''Webcomic/SweetJadeAndHellaJohn'', which is basically another, if less direct, attempt to succeed ''Hecksing Ulumate Crconikals'', if being ''this'' fic's SpiritualAntithesis.

The first four "seasons" are over. The fifth "season" is currently in progress, starting on Valentine's Day of 2014. The fan fic, as with its preceedor, is planned to update every three days during a "season," until that season ends, which leads to a break.

# Felt Tower Invasion (Chapters 15-17; Current update)

* AbortedArc: According to WordOfGod (the actual author, not the false persona "making" the story), the LoveDodecahedron became this after trying to induce DivergentCharacterEvolution and the romance started getting played a little more straight. He did this by having each chapter of season 4 (14 being the only exception) end with all of the groups suddenly confessing love for eachother in two 12-sided relationships and one 4-sided, which while it doesn't completely remove the subplot, it greatly simplifies it now that "ingroup" relationships and which ones exist and which ones don't don't have to be worried about anymore.
* AbsurdlyYouthfulMother: John's mom seemed to have conceived him at youngest legal age (for Illinois) possible.

* AxCrazy: [[spoiler:Dirk]] became this after [[spoiler:his breakup with John]]. Temporarly, though.
-->[[spoiler:Dirk's eye twitched like he was going to go crazy.]]\\

** Season five: [[spoiler:Geared towards being Doc Scratch in-story again, what with chapter 14 ending with John suggesting to go after Scratch, and the next season apparantly being about invading the Felt's apartment again.]]
* BigGood: Rose and Karkat, who appear to share the leader position of the RC. Although Rose seems to have more power.

** John was initially a hyperacive idiot, which Jane's guardian Pop eventually became an exaggerated version of. Sometime around chapters 3 or 4 this dropped a bit and his signs of toying around with the other characters began to show. He's still a little dorky, though, as evidenced by his FreudianSlip in China.

** Dave almost completely switched places with John in terms of character. By the beginning, ''he'' was the rational one, and he reacts appropriately when John holds him in front of a bear. From season two onward, it would be the other way around. (''Dave'' would be more likely do something to endanger ''John'', who would be the one to end their now-hypothetical relationship.)

** Aranea was implied to be a bit of a prick early into season two. (Especially when she flat-out tells the Rainbow Crew that they have no chance against Meenah.) This seemed to have dropped completely, and in chapter 13 it's something of a gag that she manages to do next-to nothing against Darkhorse.

* DoorStopper: This is currently the longest work Great Pikmin Fan has on his fanfiction.net page, although many of the other works have comparatively took off (such as ''Total Drama World Tour Rewrite'', which by design must have at least 26 chapters, yet only ''two'' are out right now). And the chapters are considerably longer than that of the rest of SBIG, not counting ''Sweet Jade and Hella John''. To give a comparason, the first chapter of this is about as long as ''Hecksing''[='=]s longest chapter, and while there are a few decreases, it generally only goes ''up'' in length from there.

* EarlyInstallmentWeirdness: The first season had no concrete plot connecting the four chapters, unlike at least seasons two, three, four, and likely five. It also had very vague and brief references to class and aspect powers, like Roxy simply voiding out Doc Scratch's vision of the heroes. This has yet to be brought up again. In a similar vein it's also somewhat unusual how the first chapter lacks the Rainbow Crew treehouse and even moreso that in the second chapter Rose's own house is being used as a base until Fin and Trace's invasion wrecks it up, seeing as the treehouse will then become an established main location. And speaking of that, it's unusual that the first two chapters have scenes in the human's house ''without'' any mentions of their guardians, especially with, again, chapter two taking place almost entirely in Rose's house. And that's not even getting into the characters, which are covered in CharacterizationMarchesOn.

* GiantSpaceFleaFromNowhere:

* PoliticallyIncorrectVillain: The Rainbow Sisters. (''Not'' to be confused with the Rainbow Crew or the RealLife group with the same name.) It gets much worse when Jade elaborates in a flashback [[spoiler:when she used to work with Rainbow Red.]]

* TheStinger: The first three chapters had a scene with Damara and Scratch, plus a signoff by Gamzee. Chapter 4 lampshades this by saying that there can't be something like the latter every chapter, [[TakeThat because this isn't like the Simpsons.]] Season 2 picked this up by having each chapter ending with a scene of Meenah having a conversation with a [[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda Stalfos]], except chapter 8 given how [[spoiler:the Stalfos is dead and Meenah has joined the Rainbow Crew]]. Season three is the first season to not have anything resembling a stinger at all.

** Back to ''more''-meta examples, the guardains. Prior to season four, Bro only appeared ''once'' and was basically a cameo/an answer to if Dave was living by himself or not, and Nan was just a joke character limited to chapters 9 and 10. However, not counting the properties of season four's "read it in any order," they, the other six guardains, and the ancestors have had ''perfect attendance'' from then on out, appearing in one chapter of season four, then in chapter 15, then 16. (Even if they don't all have lines in some cases.)

** They may not be related anymore, but it seems that Scorpio trolls fall under this, as this story has a habit of disrespecting Aranea. Rose holds a gun up to her when she first finds the Rainbow Crew for breaking a television,''she'' has to do something for ''them'' before she can join (for all other Alpha trolls it's the other way around, depending on how you count Meenah), and in chapter 13 she's the only character to not make a direct hit on Darkhorse and [[GroinAttack gets stomped on the groin several times.]] And it's implied that [[BizarreAlienBiology whatever trolls have down there,]] either sex getting hit hurts as much as guys getting hit in the same region.

** [[spoiler:There are ''WesternAnimation/RenAndStimpy'' clips in this fan fic along with ''Hecksing'', this one shown in chapter 8]].

** Less in-universe example: The girl who appears in the library by Santa Monica is ''heavily'' implied to be [[WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse Connie]] from the past of one of the author's more sincere stories (''Carl Stevens Universe''), especially given how it outright states that [[spoiler:Porrim isn't the only vampire she bests with a specific book. In said story, she partakes in a plan that gets another, vampiric character eliminated from a paintball match. ItMakesSenseInContext.]] This now means that CSU is implied to be "canon" even in the events of HUC and HHC, and it's not just limited to the other way around (to an extent).

** In chapter 1, Vriska managed to cheat Karkat into losing strip poker. She also puts up a decent fight against the Housestucks, and she even gets a say in ''starting'' the fight. Considering her ButtMonkey status later on, her RunningGag in season two of objecting to the Alpha-troll hiring, and the general fact that her fellow Crewmates love ignoring her ([[spoiler:rampage in chapter 12 aside]]), this is unusual.

** Unlike herself in canon and ''Carl Stevens Universe'', Connie. This is her only line in the story:

* NeverTrustATrailer: The in-fic summary is apparantly going to be very misleading. It says:

: :This is a [=SBURBless=]/[=Post-SBURB=] AU (It says it's the latter but if this fan fic even remotley follows the rules of the comic then it should be the former), which by itself wipes out the entire first sentence. Doc Scratch is the "evil villain," while Jack isn't even mentioned. As of the latest chapter, John/Jane is the current John pairing, [[spoiler:But HUC's epilogue mentions that John and Jade will get married by the end of the events of both fan fics, so John/Vriska will not be a final couple. Neither will Jade/Karkat]]. The narrator and later Kanaya herself comments that she does ''not'' want to jump to another relationship after Edward's death, seriously hindering Rose/Kanaya. [[spoiler:(Until Kanaya finds news about Alucard's death.)]] Chapter 3 hinted Terezi/Dave, but then again it also hinted Terezi/Latula and Terezi/Karkat. As for Eridan's "noone" thing... that's jossed as early as chapter 3. There was a cop chase in the same chapter, which is perhaps the closest thing the summary got right. What certainly doesn't help in any of this is the fact that the cover (which is also this page's image) seems to agree with at least the God Tier, Jack, Skaia, and maybe John/Vriska parts.
* NiceJobBreakingItHero: John and Rose screwing up Meulin's first request by blowing up the great wall built to keep out monsters. To be fair, they ''do'' get called out on it quite a bit.

* ObfuscatingStupidity: It's revealed in a flashback in chapter 15 that [[spoiler:Rip Van Winkle used this, after an assault on the Harley manor made Rip realize that Jade reminded her of herself once she got Jade into a state of helplessness. Rip then spends everything from that moment on trying to get herself fired from the Millennium. (It's implied that they would kill her if she quit, as for some reason their versions here are much less harsh on people they fire than people who quit) As revealed in HUC, she was such an asset to them thanks to her "charm" ability that it takes literally sleeping with the enemy (Carl) to succeed. It explains why she suddenly gains a ton of brains shortly after joining Hecksing.]]

* PaperThinDisguise: A flashback shows Doc Scratch going to a drug store (the ''pharmacy kind'') to get marijuana. His only "disguise" is a pair of Ben Stiller shades. Considering [[TheBlank what Scratch looks like]], this trope ''really'' comes into play.

* RetCon: An earlier chapter outright stated that the ancestors do not exist. Then comes chapters 12 and 13: The former introduces the more familiar ancestors, the latter introduces ''new'' ancestors that are supposed to stand in for the currently unelaborated ancestors in Beforus.

** Whether or not classes and aspects still applies to the characters seem to flip-flop between being so (such as how Roxy voids out Scratch's vision) and not being mentioned. As of season four, however, it seems to have finally settled on "not being mentioned."

* AndNowForSomethingCompletelyDifferent: Chapter 10 opens with an intermission showing Homer as a "nuclear mutant" rampaging his home city of New York. It answers the question as to where he came from in ''Hecksing Ulumate Crconikals'', but for those that haven't read that fan fic the intermission would seem pointless and both his death and the sequence leading up to it with Integra wouldn't make any sense.

* AscendedExtra: Several characters, even up to the premise. John and Jade only got a little mention in chapters 9 and 13 of ''Hecksing Ulumate Crconikals'' and ultimatley contributed nothing to the story. Here, John's the main character (Jade... not so much) and the other members of the ''Homestuck'' cast gets to appear. Apart from this, there will be others:

* BrickJoke: The list of the author's "comments" on the first four acts mentions that they'll reference John wanting to "spades Betty Crocker." The chapter in question never does... until near the end before the Meenah-Stalfos conversation.

** Each of season four's chapters will focus on a different "team," split between what canon session they had.

* TheDitz: Porrim, oddly, acts like a complete and total idiot. She even forgets ''her own name'' at one point.

* EveryoneCallsHimBarkeep: [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Cletus]] is only referred to as "Incest Guy," something of a CallBack to Hecksing's "Card Guy" (Tubalcain Alhambra) and "Lawyer Guy" (An OC). Then there's various monsters like the Stalfos, Waterwraith, and Hydra, whom have only been called by their species name in spite of each of them seeming to be sentient.

* FanDisservice: The HotterAndSexier elements are intended to be pretty jarring, because of how much StylisticSuck "{{Fanservice}}" is being shoved down your throat. Especially how the story grinds to a halt in two different chapters to go on about the ancestor's very impractical outfits.

* HotterAndSexier: Do ''not'' let the fact that the cover art looks like it came straight out of the rather tame (sexual-wise) ''Sweet Jade and Hella John'', or the fact that SJAHJ was one of the author's previous installments. This ''is'' a little more out-there than the norm for SBIG, and it's even pointed out in the opening AN. Parodied with the citizens of the world. Hawaii consists of nudists, and then there's the reporter in chapter 4. And everything about the ancestors and guardians completely blows the previous examples out of the water. ''Hecksing'' didn't shy away from "hot" background characters itself -- the dancers in Brazil -- but that was one of the only moments, [[OrwellianRetcon it was added retroactivley]], and it didn't go in as much detail about it.

** At the end of chapter 4, when Jade says [[RealLifeWritesThePlot that the ammount of time it takes before chapter 5's update depends on how long it takes for the introduction of the rest of the Pre-scratch trolls]], John flat-out breaks the fourth wall (as Jade did) and complains about how the updates up to this point have been about his canon self complaining about everything and not getting to the trolls... and then ''he'' proceeds to complain about everything himself.

* JawDrop: The Stalfos when Meenah announces that [[spoiler:she's planning on turning the Rainbow Crew onto her side]].

* NoNameGiven: For the first ''ten'' chapters of the story, Roxy and Dirk were only known by their first names -- in complete contrast to just about ''every'' other major character. They were revealed in chapter 11 as Drunkie and Coolkid respectively. (According to the author, the former's supposed to be from Spain and the latter was the result of Dirk's father being named with a different last name.)

* ParentalIncest: There's a ''reason'' why [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Cletus]] is reffered to as "[[IncestIsRelative Incest Guy]]"
-->"OW that stupid motherfucker..." he said before laffing, "I guess I"M the motherfucker becuz I fuck my mom since I'm into that" it's funny because it's incest. Anyway [[spoiler:Incest Guy died.]]
:: The beginning of chapter 9 slightly implies that John's mom was trying to hit on him.

* ThePornomancer: John, to an extent. He's been around ''every'' time a female character gets naked either through stupidity or slapstick, not to mention how he (and the rest of the RC) just-so-happened to visit China during [[CriticalResearchFailure carnival]].

* UsefulNotes/{{Transgender}}: Connie off-handedly implies she's one (openly admitting she has a penis), and the author confirms it. (Which is a little necessary, since [[Manga/{{Naruto}} Haku]] uses his... thing as a way of proving that he's ''male'', even though the fact that the story constantly uses male pronouns for him while female pronouns for Connie would imply the difference between their situations.) It only applies to her in ''this'' timeline, but ''Carl Stevens Universe'' is included in that. Sort of. [[ShrugOfGod Pikmin Fan is very unsure on that.]]

* TrailersAlwaysSpoil: The summary during chapters 11, 12, and 13 gave away the fact that [[spoiler:the ancestors and guardians will be appearing on those respective chapters.]] Chapter 14 doesn't, and since it's the currently summary, this isn't an issue.

The first four "seasons" are over. The fifth "season" might or might not start on Valentine's Day of 2014. The fan fic, as with its preceedor, is planned to update every three days during a "season," until that season ends, which leads to a break.

# [[spoiler:Felt Tower Invasion]] (Chapters 15-17; Upcoming)

* CelebrityCrush: Doc Scratch has a crush on Undercover Brother.

** Rainbow Crew (or more specifically, Vriska) vs the Rainbow Sisters. In fact, the battle just consists of "they lost."

* ElementalPowers: Solid Snake has (very weak) earth powers, Plasma Snake has fire powers, Gas Snake has wind powers, and Liquid Snake has water powers. The latter three are even made of their respective elements, however Solid Snake isn't made of earth because "HUMENS ARE ALREADY SOLID, IDIOTS."

* LoadsAndLoadsOfCharacters: As of the end of chapter 8, the Rainbow Crew has thirty-two members. And that's not counting the side characters, of which WordOfGod said that there will be more focus given to than there was in HUC.

* MagicMusic: The Sonata of Castles.

* UnusuallyUninterestingSight: After this quote, Cronus looks at the other directions as if there's nothing that bad happening in the direction of the shark. He also seems pretty lax in general about the fact that there's a shark in the water with him.
-->Mituna was drowning so Cronus ran up to him and grabbed him and then began looking around for methods to get to surface. Towards the slope east and up to the beach he saw a man getting mauled by a shark so he knew that wasn't an option (AN don't worry he's going to get hospitaled back to health later on)....