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* EvenTheGuysWantHim: Obi-Wan is on the receiving end of this.
* GenderFlip: Jenga, and by extension the clones made from her DNA, receive this.

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* EvenTheGuysWantHim: Apparently, Obi-Wan is on quite well known for being handsome enough to attract the receiving end attention of this.
both genders.
--> '''Jabba''': Jee tee blee vee bai pheau ree tee toupee jen see mah banka, mo whao Jee lwaa sonpa. Wa babilkahe duapaka an Jee yoiit doth kotkepa du bo kon... tee da Jee roe doth tee… (I don't know whether to yell at not telling him of my feelings, or if I should thank you. A seductive purr and I would have been putty in his hands... not that I already wasn't...)
* EvilParentsWantGoodKids: According to Cad Bane, Jabba wants Rotta to follow in the footsteps of ''Blotus the Hutt''. Considering how Blotus was renowned as the GoodChancellor during his tenure as Supreme Chancellor of the Galactic Republic and defied the common stereotype of Hutts being crime lords, that's quite the lofty goal for Rotta to achieve.
* GenderFlip: Jenga, and by extension the clones made from her DNA, receive this.are female in this fic.
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''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/39784980/chapters/99607593#workskin Clone Musume]]'' is a ''Star Wars'' fanfiction by [[https://archiveofourown.org/users/The_Plauge_Dragon/pseuds/The_Plauge_Dragon The Plauge Dragon]], writer of ''Fanfic/TheAbominationQuirk'' and ''Fanfic/PoisonedBlood'' on Website/ArchiveOfOurOwn.

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''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/39784980/chapters/99607593#workskin Clone Musume]]'' is a ''Star Wars'' fanfiction by [[https://archiveofourown.org/users/The_Plauge_Dragon/pseuds/The_Plauge_Dragon The Plauge Dragon]], writer of ''Fanfic/TheAbominationQuirk'' and ''Fanfic/PoisonedBlood'' on Website/ArchiveOfOurOwn.
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''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/39784980/chapters/99607593#workskin Clone Musume]]'' is a ''Star Wars'' fanfiction by [[https://archiveofourown.org/users/The_Plauge_Dragon/pseuds/The_Plauge_Dragon The Plauge Dragon]], writer of ''Fanfic/TheAbominationQuirk'' and ''Fanfic/PoisonedBlood'' on Website/ArchiveOfOurOwn

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''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/39784980/chapters/99607593#workskin Clone Musume]]'' is a ''Star Wars'' fanfiction by [[https://archiveofourown.org/users/The_Plauge_Dragon/pseuds/The_Plauge_Dragon The Plauge Dragon]], writer of ''Fanfic/TheAbominationQuirk'' and ''Fanfic/PoisonedBlood'' on Website/ArchiveOfOurOwn
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* AdaptationalBadass: Boba is Force-sensitive in this story thanks to Obi-Wan being his dad
* AdaptationalHeroism: Jenga Fett deliberately sabotages the assassination of Padme and is allied with the Republic and Jedi
** Slick does not turn traitor during the Battle of Christophis and instead lures the Separatists into a trap at the Grand Crystal with false intel

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* AdaptationalBadass: Boba is Force-sensitive in this story thanks to Obi-Wan being his dad
dad.
* AdaptationalHeroism: Jenga Fett deliberately sabotages the assassination of Padme and is allied with the Republic and Jedi
Jedi.
** Slick does not turn traitor during the Battle of Christophis and instead lures the Separatists into a trap at the Grand Crystal with false intelintel.



* AdaptationalNiceGuy: Count Dooku is more or less an AffablyEvil WellIntentionedExtremist and grandfather figure despite being a Sith Lord of sorts
** Jabba the Hutt is still a powerful and feared crime lord, but he's kind enough to protect Shmi and the Lars family from his rivals by hiding their existence, willingly let his slaves buy their freedom, and makes plans to tear down slavery in Tatooine
* AdaptationalSexuality: If the relationship between Aayla and Bly (who's genderflipped in this universe) is of any indication
* AtomicFBomb: {{Lampshaded}} by Mace Windu after he lets Anakin go to Tatooine

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* AdaptationalNiceGuy: Count Dooku is more or less an AffablyEvil WellIntentionedExtremist and grandfather figure despite being a Sith Lord of sorts
sorts.
** Jabba the Hutt is still a powerful and feared crime lord, but he's kind enough to protect Shmi and the Lars family from his rivals by hiding their existence, willingly let his slaves buy their freedom, and makes plans to tear down slavery in Tatooine
Tatooine.
* AdaptationalSexuality: If the relationship between Aayla and Bly (who's genderflipped in this universe) is of any indication
indication.
* AtomicFBomb: {{Lampshaded}} by Mace Windu after he lets Anakin go to TatooineTatooine.



* BrokenPedestal: Anakin mopes that his views on Qui-Gon are forever shattered after Obi-Wan informs him of the time he abandoned him on a planet ravaged by civil war with no weapons and forced him to lead an army of child soldiers on said planet by chopping off his padawan braid and disowning him as his padawan
* CrackFic: If two of the tags aren't clear enough
* CuteMonsterGirl: Most of the clone commanders are this, with Fox a kitsune, Codi part assassin spider, and Rex being a lizard-girl

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* BrokenPedestal: Anakin mopes that his views on Qui-Gon are forever shattered after Obi-Wan informs him of the time he abandoned him on a planet ravaged by civil war with no weapons and forced him to lead an army of child soldiers on said planet by chopping off his padawan braid and disowning him as his padawan
padawan.
* CrackFic: If two of the tags aren't clear enough
enough.
* CuteMonsterGirl: Most of the clone commanders are this, with Fox a kitsune, Codi part assassin spider, and Rex being a lizard-girllizard-girl.



* EvenEvilHasStandards: Count Dooku states that he'd rather reform the Republic rather than tear it down, take it over, and convert it into TheEmpire like Darth Sidious would while talking with Obi-Wan on Geonosis. He also excludes Obi-Wan from Order 66 due to his heroic nature
* EvenTheGuysWantHim: Obi-Wan is on the receiving end of this
* GenderFlip: Jenga, and by extension the clones made from her DNA, receive this
* GroinAttack: Jenga ends up nailing Dooku in the balls with a round from her slugthrower pistol during the ex-Jedi turned Sith's escape from Geonosis
* NoodleIncident: Obi-Wan still has [=PTSD=] from having to perform a striptease for Jabba some time ago
* ProudWarriorRaceGuy: Jenga's still this due to her heritage as a True Mandalorian, as evidenced by her disdain for Duchess Satine Kryze in chapter 2
* RelatedInTheAdaptation: Boba Fett and Korkie Kryze are Obi-Wan's sons with his flings with Jenga and Bo-Katan
** The Force outright states that Anakin is its son while it chews out the Tuskens who captured Shmi
* SexGod: As Jenga puts it, Jedi aren't supposed to get laid because "everyone and their mother would be throwing themselves at the temple" for being ''that'' good at satisfying their partners in bed
* SparedByTheAdaptation: Jenga survives past Geonosis to become a major ally of the Jedi Order and the Republic
** Shmi never dies from her injuries thanks to the Force making its displeasure for the actions of the Tusken tribe who captured her '''''very''''' clear
* StacysMom: Jenga still retains her beauty and youth even after giving birth to Boba, as Obi-Wan finds out
* UndyingLoyalty: The majority of the clones have this towards the Jedi for actually caring for them like their own
* WhatTheHellHero: The Force shows up through a vision that the Storyteller receives to chew out the Tuskens who kidnapped Shmi for their actions, leading to them deciding to return her to the Lars family without a scratch

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* EvenEvilHasStandards: Count Dooku states that he'd rather reform the Republic rather than tear it down, take it over, and convert it into TheEmpire like Darth Sidious would while talking with Obi-Wan on Geonosis. He also excludes Obi-Wan from Order 66 due to his heroic nature
nature.
* EvenTheGuysWantHim: Obi-Wan is on the receiving end of this
this.
* GenderFlip: Jenga, and by extension the clones made from her DNA, receive this
this.
* GroinAttack: Jenga ends up nailing Dooku in the balls with a round from her slugthrower pistol during the ex-Jedi turned Sith's escape from Geonosis
Geonosis.
* NoodleIncident: Obi-Wan still has [=PTSD=] from having to perform a striptease for Jabba someone some time ago
ago.
* ProudWarriorRaceGuy: Jenga's still this due to her heritage as a True Mandalorian, as evidenced by her disdain for Duchess Satine Kryze in chapter 2
2.
* RelatedInTheAdaptation: Boba Fett and Korkie Kryze are Obi-Wan's sons with his flings with Jenga and Bo-Katan
Bo-Katan.
** The Force outright states that Anakin is its son while it chews out the Tuskens who captured Shmi
Shmi.
* SexGod: As Jenga puts it, Jedi aren't supposed to get laid because "everyone and their mother would be throwing themselves at the temple" for being ''that'' good at satisfying their partners in bed
bed.
* SparedByTheAdaptation: Jenga survives past Geonosis to become a major ally of the Jedi Order and the Republic
Republic.
** Shmi never dies from her injuries thanks to the Force making its displeasure for the actions of the Tusken tribe who captured her '''''very''''' clear
clear.
* StacysMom: Jenga still retains her beauty and youth even after giving birth to Boba, as Obi-Wan finds out
out.
* UndyingLoyalty: The majority of the clones have this towards the Jedi for actually caring for them like their own
own.
* WhatTheHellHero: The Force shows up through a vision that the Storyteller receives to chew out the Tuskens who kidnapped Shmi for their actions, leading to them deciding to return her to the Lars family without a scratchscratch.
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** Jabba the Hutt is still a powerful and feared crime lord, but he's kind enough to protect Shmi and the Lars family from his rivals by keeping their existence a secret

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** Jabba the Hutt is still a powerful and feared crime lord, but he's kind enough to protect Shmi and the Lars family from his rivals by keeping hiding their existence a secretexistence, willingly let his slaves buy their freedom, and makes plans to tear down slavery in Tatooine



* EvenTheGuysWantHim: Obi-Wan is on the receiving end of this to almost StupidSexyFlanders levels

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* UndyingLoyalty: The majority of the clones have this towards the Jedi for actually caring for them like their own
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** Cad Bane is less of a sociopath and joins forces with the Republic to locate and rescue Rotta from the Separatists after he finds out that their goals coincide with each other

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** Cad Bane is less of a sociopath and joins forces with the Republic to locate and rescue Rotta from the Separatists after he finds out that their goals coincide with each otherSeparatists



** Jabba the Hutt is still a powerful crime lord, but he's kind enough to protect Shmi and the Lars family by keeping their existence a secret

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* EvenTheGuysWantHim: Obi-Wan is on the receiving end of this to almost StupidSexyFlanders levels


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* NoodleIncident: Obi-Wan still has [=PTSD=] from having to perform a striptease for Jabba some time ago
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* WhatTheHellHero: The Force shows up in humanoid form to chew out the Tuskens who kidnapped Shmi for their actions, leading to them returning her to her family unharmed

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* EvenEvilHasStandards: Count Dooku states that he'd rather reform the Republic rather than tear it down, take it over, and convert it into TheEmpire like Darth Sidious would while talking with Obi-Wan on Geonosis. He also requests that Obi-Wan be excluded from Order 66 due to his heroic nature

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* EvenEvilHasStandards: Count Dooku states that he'd rather reform the Republic rather than tear it down, take it over, and convert it into TheEmpire like Darth Sidious would while talking with Obi-Wan on Geonosis. He also requests that excludes Obi-Wan be excluded from Order 66 due to his heroic nature

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* GroinAttack: Jenga ends up nailing Dooku in the balls with a round from her slugthrower pistol during the ex-Jedi turned Sith's escape from Geonosis



* StacysMom: Jenga still retains her beauty and youth even after having Boba, as Obi-Wan finds out

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* StacysMom: Jenga still retains her beauty and youth even after having giving birth to Boba, as Obi-Wan finds out

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* EvenEvilHasStandards: Count Dooku notes that he'd rather reform the Republic with his Separatist initiative rather than tear it down like Darth Sidious would while talking with Obi-Wan on Geonosis
* GenderFlip: Apart from Jenga herself, who's basically female Jango, the clones also get this

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* EvenEvilHasStandards: Count Dooku notes states that he'd rather reform the Republic with his Separatist initiative rather than tear it down down, take it over, and convert it into TheEmpire like Darth Sidious would while talking with Obi-Wan on Geonosis
Geonosis. He also requests that Obi-Wan be excluded from Order 66 due to his heroic nature
* GenderFlip: Apart from Jenga herself, who's basically female Jango, Jenga, and by extension the clones also get made from her DNA, receive this



* SparedByTheAdaptation: Shmi never dies from her injuries thanks to the Force making its displeasure for the actions of the Tusken tribe who captured her '''''very''''' clear
* StacysMom: Jenga's quite beautiful even after having Boba

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* SparedByTheAdaptation: Jenga survives past Geonosis to become a major ally of the Jedi Order and the Republic
**
Shmi never dies from her injuries thanks to the Force making its displeasure for the actions of the Tusken tribe who captured her '''''very''''' clear
* StacysMom: Jenga's quite beautiful Jenga still retains her beauty and youth even after having BobaBoba, as Obi-Wan finds out
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* AdaptationalHeroism: Jenga Fett deliberately sabotages the assassination of Padme and works with the Republic and Jedi

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* AdaptationalHeroism: Jenga Fett deliberately sabotages the assassination of Padme and works is allied with the Republic and Jedi



** Cad Bane is less of a sociopath and helps the Republic track down and rescue Rotta from the Separatists after he finds out that their goals coincide with each other

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** Cad Bane is less of a sociopath and helps joins forces with the Republic track down to locate and rescue Rotta from the Separatists after he finds out that their goals coincide with each other
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* BrokenPedestal: Anakin mopes that his views on Qui-Gon are forever shattered after Obi-Wan informs him of the time he abandoned him on a planet ravaged by civil war with no weapons and forced him to lead an army of child soldiers on said planet by chopping off his padawan braid and disowning him as his padawan
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* AdaptationalSexuality: Apparently, Aayla may be attracted to Bly in this universe

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* AdaptationalSexuality: Apparently, Aayla is attracted to Bly in this universe
* AtomicFBomb: {{Lampshaded}} by Mace Windu after he lets Anakin head to Tatooine

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* AdaptationalSexuality: Apparently, Aayla is may be attracted to Bly in this universe
* AtomicFBomb: {{Lampshaded}} by Mace Windu after he lets Anakin head go to Tatooine

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* EvenEvilHasStandards: Count Dooku notes that he'd rather reform the Republic rather than tear it down like Darth Sidious would while talking with Obi-Wan on Genoisis

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* DiesDifferentlyInAdaptation: Poggle the Lesser is the one to kill Coleman Trebor on Geonosis instead of Jenga
* EvenEvilHasStandards: Count Dooku notes that he'd rather reform the Republic with his Separatist initiative rather than tear it down like Darth Sidious would while talking with Obi-Wan on GenoisisGeonosis
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* AdaptationalNiceGuy: Count Dooku is more or less an AffablyEvil WellIntentionedExtremnist and grandfather figure despite being a Sith Lord of sorts

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* EvenEvilHasStandards

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* ProudWarriorRaceGuy: Jenga's still this due to her heritage as a Mandalorian

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* AdaptationalNiceGuy: Count Dooku is more or less an AffablyEvil grandfather figure despite being a Sith

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* RelatedInTheAdaptation: Boba Fett is Obi-Wan's son from his fling with Jenga

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* RelatedInTheAdaptation: Boba Fett is and Korkie Kryze are Obi-Wan's son from his fling sons with Jengahis flings with Jenga and Bo-Katan
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* AdaptationalSexuality: Apparently, Aayla is attracted to Bly in this universe

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* AdaptationalHeroism: Jenga Fett deliberately sabotages the assassination of Padme and isn't on the side of the Separatists
** Slick does not turn traitor and instead feeds the Separatists false intel on Christophis
* AdaptationalNiceGuy: Count Dooku is more or less AffablyEvil despite being a Sith

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* AdaptationalHeroism: Jenga Fett deliberately sabotages the assassination of Padme and isn't on works with the side of the Separatists
Republic and Jedi
** Slick does not turn traitor during the Battle of Christophis and instead feeds lures the Separatists into a trap at the Grand Crystal with false intel on Christophis
intel
* AdaptationalNiceGuy: Count Dooku is more or less an AffablyEvil grandfather figure despite being a Sith



* CuteMonsterGirl: Most of the clone commanders are this, with Fox a kitsune, Codi part assassin spider, and Rex being a lizardgirl
* GenderFlip: Apart from Jenga herself, who's basically female Jango, the clones are also this

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* CuteMonsterGirl: Most of the clone commanders are this, with Fox a kitsune, Codi part assassin spider, and Rex being a lizardgirl
lizard-girl
* GenderFlip: Apart from Jenga herself, who's basically female Jango, the clones are also thisget this
* ProudWarriorRaceGuy: Jenga's still this due to her heritage as a Mandalorian

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* AdaptationalBadass: Boba is Force-sensitive in this story

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* AdaptationalBadass: Boba is Force-sensitive in this storystory thanks to Obi-Wan being his dad



** Slick does not turn traitor and instead feeds the Separatists false intel on Christophis



* GenderFlip: Apart from Jenga herself, who's basically female Jango, the clone commanders are also CuteMonsterGirl[=s=]

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* GenderFlip: Apart from Jenga herself, who's basically female Jango, the clone commanders clones are also CuteMonsterGirl[=s=]this



* SparedByTheAdaptation: Shmi never dies from her injuries thanks to the Force making his displeasure for the actions of the Tusken tribe who captured her '''''very''''' clear
* StacysMom: Jenga's quite beautiful even after having Boba

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* SparedByTheAdaptation: Shmi never dies from her injuries thanks to the Force making his its displeasure for the actions of the Tusken tribe who captured her '''''very''''' clear
* StacysMom: Jenga's quite beautiful even after having BobaBoba
* WhatTheHellHero: The Force shows up in humanoid form to chew out the Tuskens who kidnapped Shmi for their actions, leading to them returning her to her family unharmed
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* AtomicFBomb: The Force literally ''shouts'' that Anakin should go to Tatooine despite Yoda's objections, prompting Mace Windu to let him go. Windu even lampshades this with Yoda

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* AtomicFBomb: The Force literally ''shouts'' that Anakin should go to Tatooine despite Yoda's objections, prompting {{Lampshaded}} by Mace Windu after he lets Anakin head to let him go. Windu even lampshades this with YodaTatooine

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* AdaptationalHeroism: Jenga Fett deliberately sabotages the assassination of Padme

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* AdaptationalHeroism: Jenga Fett deliberately sabotages the assassination of PadmePadme and isn't on the side of the Separatists
* AdaptationalNiceGuy: Count Dooku is more or less AffablyEvil despite being a Sith



* CuteMonsterGirl: Most of the clone commanders are this, with Fox a kitsune, Codi part assassin spider, and Rex being partially reptile

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* AtomicFBomb: The Force literally ''shouts'' that Anakin should go to Tatooine despite Yoda's objections, prompting Mace Windu to let him go
--> '''Yoda''': Unideal, Tatooine is. Too attached to the planet, Young Skywalker is.
--> '''The Force''': '''''TAT-TOO-FUCKING-INE!'''''
--> '''Windu''': Skywalker, you will go to Tatooine with Senator Amidala. Take whatever transport you deem necessary. You are dismissed.

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* AtomicFBomb: The Force literally ''shouts'' that Anakin should go to Tatooine despite Yoda's objections, prompting Mace Windu to let him go
--> '''Yoda''': Unideal, Tatooine is. Too attached to the planet, Young Skywalker is.
--> '''The Force''': '''''TAT-TOO-FUCKING-INE!'''''
go. Windu even lampshades this with Yoda
--> '''Windu''': Skywalker, you will go to Tatooine with Senator Amidala. Take whatever transport you deem necessary. You are dismissed.When a voice shatters though my shields, and screams, and I quote, "Tatoo-fucking-ine", I take notice.
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''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/39784980/chapters/99607593#workskin Clone Musume]]'' is a ''Star Wars'' fanfiction by [[https://archiveofourown.org/users/The_Plauge_Dragon/pseuds/The_Plauge_Dragon The Plauge Dragon]], writer of ''Fanfic/TheAbominationQuirk'' and ''Fanfic/PoisonedBlood'' on Website/ArchiveOfOurOwn

Jenga Fett is hired by Dooku to be the template for a new Clone Army. Unfortunately, her DNA is quite scrambled due to environmental hazards, so the Kaminoans had to... add a few things. The result were several of the clones being mutated by this DNA... and usually in ways that would make them physically appealing. Welcome to a world where Jango is a girl, several clones are monster girls, and The Force is cackling in the distance.

!This fic provides examples of:
* AdaptationalBadass: Boba is Force-sensitive in this story
* AdaptationalHeroism: Jenga Fett deliberately sabotages the assassination of Padme
* AtomicFBomb: The Force literally ''shouts'' that Anakin should go to Tatooine despite Yoda's objections, prompting Mace Windu to let him go
--> '''Yoda''': Unideal, Tatooine is. Too attached to the planet, Young Skywalker is.
--> '''The Force''': '''''TAT-TOO-FUCKING-INE!'''''
--> '''Windu''': Skywalker, you will go to Tatooine with Senator Amidala. Take whatever transport you deem necessary. You are dismissed.
* CrackFic: If two of the tags aren't clear enough
* CuteMonsterGirl: Most of the clone commanders are this, with Fox a kitsune, Codi part assassin spider, and Rex being partially reptile
* GenderFlip: Apart from Jenga herself, who's basically female Jango, the clone commanders are also CuteMonsterGirl[=s=]
* RelatedInTheAdaptation: Boba Fett is Obi-Wan's son from his fling with Jenga
** The Force outright states that Anakin is its son while it chews out the Tuskens who captured Shmi
* SexGod: As Jenga puts it, Jedi aren't supposed to get laid because "everyone and their mother would be throwing themselves at the temple" for being ''that'' good at satisfying their partners in bed
* SparedByTheAdaptation: Shmi never dies from her injuries thanks to the Force making his displeasure for the actions of the Tusken tribe who captured her '''''very''''' clear
* StacysMom: Jenga's quite beautiful even after having Boba

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