History Fanfic / AFreakCreepAndAPsychopath

* KnifeNut: Naruto’s signature weapon is his [[RhymesOnADime rusty but trusty]] butcher knife.

* BlackComedy: This story’s bread and butter.
* ButtMonkey: Every moment Kakashi spends with his "student" is guaranteed to be miserable for him
* CripplingOverspecialization: The reason Naruto is so deadly is because his opponents are typically busy fighting his teammates, causing them to forget about him and give him an opportunity to *doink* them. As we see in his fight with Lee, he doesn’t fair as well in one-on-one fights where his opponent is completely focused on him. Granted this flaw practically a non-factor in grand scheme of things thanks to his [[ImplacableMan nigh invulnerability]], but it still allowed Lee fair far better against Naruto than guys far above his weight-class.

* CovertPervert: Despite being devoid of all emotions, Naruto still enjoyed being pressed into Ayame’s bosom enough to not immediately kill her.

* DemotedToExtra: Team 8 don’t participate in the Chunin Exams, which was their debut in the manga. As a result, they’ve only appeared in one scene so far.

** After Zabuza and Haku, get captured and tortured by Team 7, Kakashi agrees to let them go after telling him everything they know. They swiftly get the hell out of dodge.

** Hinata’s sole line is dreamily wondering how many people Naruto killed during the Chunin Exams.

** [[DownplayedTrope Downplayed]]. Naruto isn’t so much the "good" teammate as he is the "least likely to murder on a whim" teammate.

** Special shout-out to Sasuke, who manages to be far more vile than Canon!Sasuke and Iori Yagami, even their worst.

* DeadFic: Sadly, story hasn't been updated since May 5, 2015.

* DestructiveSavior: Sasuke and Sakura end up killing Gato and his army of thugs, thus freeing Wave Country of his tyrannical reign. Too bad that they end up destroying the bridge that they were supposed to be protecting in the process.
* TheDeterminator: It doesn’t matter what happens to Naruto, he will never let go of his lantern.

* HorrifyingTheHorror: Team 7, particularly Naruto, have a talent for this.

* {{Jerkass}}: Sasuke is rude and violent asshole to everyone, including his own teammates.

** Sakura considers Gaara’s threats to slowly and painfully murder her to be flirting. She also thinks he smells nice, when according to Temari, he smells like blood and ruptured entrails.
** Hinata’s sole line is dreamily wondering how many people Naruto killed during the Exams.

* AbsurdlySharpBlade: Naruto's knife is sharp enough to slice through a counter top simply trying to cut vegetables. However, when resident weapon expert Tenten inspects it, she finds that it's just a ordinary rusty knife. This implies that its supernatural sharpness is a result Naruto wielding it rather than any properties inherent to it.

* AmbiguouslyHuman: While Naruto still appears human, he has the mannerisms of a [[''Franchise/FinalFantasy'' Tonberry]]. It's also vague on whether or not he's alive or undead.

* ButtMonkey: Kakashi just never gets a break.
* CripplingOverspecialization: The reason Naruto is so deadly is because his opponents are typically busy fighting his teammates, causing them to forget about him and give him an opportunity to *doink* them. As we see in his fight with Lee, he doesn’t fair as well in one-on-one fights where his opponent is completely focused on him. Granted this flaw practically a non-factor in grand scheme of things thanks to his [[ImplacableMan invulnerability]], but it still allowed Lee fair far better against Naruto than guys far above his weight-class.

* HatesBeingTouched: Naruto, to the point that he was seconds away from killing Ayame for touching him.

* ImplacableMan: It doesn't matter what you do Naruto, absolutely ''nothing'' phases him. Even when Lee gave him a NoHoldsBarredBeatdown in the Preliminaries, the most Naruto felt was very slight annoyance.

* KnowWhenToFoldEm: After Zabuza and Haku, get captured and tortured by Team 7, Kakashi agrees to let them go after telling him everything they know. They swiftly get the hell out of dodge.

* MightyGlacier: In typical Tonberry-fashion, Naruto crawls like a snail and stings like a nest-worth of hornets.

* PiratesWhoDontDoAnything: Chapter 6 [[LampshadeHanging Lampshades]] the fact that Kakashi never actually teaches Team 7 anything despite being their sensei.

* AbsurdlySharpBlade: Naruto’s knife so sharp that he could cut through a counter top simply trying to cut vegetables. However, when resident weapon expert Tenten inspect it, she found that that it was just a ordinary rusty knife. This implies that its supernatural sharpness is a result Naruto wielding it rather than any properties inherent to it.
* AdaptationalBadass: Team 7 is much more powerful then their canon counterparts were at this point in the story, to the point that they’re arguably the strongest shinobi in the village.
* AdaptationalVillainy: ...The problem is that they’re a trio of depraved little monsters who make [[NebulousEvilOrganization the Akatsuki]] like girl scouts in comparison.
** Special Shout-out goes to Sasuke, who manages to be far more vile than Canon!Sasuke and Iori Yagami, even their worst.

* CripplingOverspecialization: The reason Naruto is so deadly is because his opponent is usually busy fighting his teammates, causing them to forget about him and give him an opportunity to *doink* them. As we see in his fight with Lee, he doesn’t fair as well in one-on-one fights where his opponent is completely focused on him. Granted this flaw practically a non-factor in grand scheme of things thanks to his [[ImplacableMan invulnerability]], but it still allowed Lee fair far better against Naruto than guys far above his weight-class.
* CoolBigSis: Ayame is one of the few characters who isn’t (rightfully) afraid of Naruto. In fact, she refuses to see him anything other than the CheerfulChild who dreamed of being Hokage and thinks his recent personality change is simply the result of being traumatized by his equally horrifying teammates.

* DestructiveSavior: Sasuke and Sakura kill Gato and his army of thugs, thus freeing Wave Country of his tyrannical reign. Too bad that they end up destroying the bridge that they were supposed to be protecting on the first place
* TheDeterminator: It doesn’t matter what is happening to Naruto, he will never let go of his lantern.

* EmptyShell: Not only has Naruto lost all but the slightest trace of emotion, he can also only vaguely recall his life prior to being becoming a Tonberry. He’s essentially a walking corpse being guided by his lantern’s flame.

* ImplacableMan: It doesn’t matter what you do Naruto, absolutely ''nothing'' phases him. Even when Lee gave him a NoHoldsBarredBeatdown in the Preliminaries, the most Naruto felt was very slight annoyance.

* KnowWhenToFoldEm: After Zabuza and Haku, get captured and tortured by Team 7, Kakashi lets them go after telling him everything they know. They swiftly get the hell out of dodge.
** [[spoiler: Kabuto wastes no time in fleeing the country after Orochimaru’s death.]]

* MoreDakka: Sakura’s default response to any challenge.
* NightmareFetishist: Sakura considers Gaara’s threats to slowly and painfully murder her to be flirting. She also thinks he smells nice, when according to Temari, he smells like blood and ruptured entrails.

* TheNoodleIncident: Somehow in the day between meeting Kakashi and the Bell Test, the genin of Team 7 changed from being more in-line with their canon selfs to the monsters they are today. An entire chapter is devoted various characters speculating about what caused this change.
* OnlySaneMan: Kakashi was this in the earlier chapters, though this [[SanitySlippage swiftly changes.]]

* TokenGoodTeammate: [[DownplayedTrope Downplayed]]. Naruto isn’t so much the "good" teammate as he is the "least likely to murder on a whim" teammate.

* ZergRush: Naruto’s preferred method of using Shadow Clones.

* {{Expy}}: Aside from the one mentioned in the page summary, Chapter 11 implies that [[spoiler: Kakashi will eventually become]] one for Scorpion of ''VideoGame/MortalKombat''.

* DestructiveSavior: Sasuke and Sakura kill Gato and his army of thugs, thus freeing Wave Country of his tyrannical reign. Too bad that they bad end up destroying the bridge that they were supposed to be protecting on the first place

** Special Shout-out goes to Sasuke, who manages to be far more vile than Canon!Sasuke and Iori Yagami pale, even their worst.