History FanFic / MegaManAtMcDonalds

-->--''A nameless character's (possibly Dr. Light) question to VideoGame/MegaMan. Also the first line in the story.''

''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6807247/1/Mega-Man-At-McDonalds Mega Man At McDonalds]]'' is a ''VideoGame/MegaMan'' fanfic [[SoBadItsGood in the same way]] ''Fanfic/MyImmortal'' is a ''Franchise/HarryPotter'' fanfic.

* TheCameo: Mega Man gets attacked by a "Tyrant from ''VideoGame/ResidentEvil''" (Yes, the story really points out its from ''Resident Evi''l), needs to clean out a toilet with his tongue that Johnny Sasaki (From ''VideoGame/MetalGearSolid'') continuously craps in, and WesternAnimation/SnowWhiteAndTheSevenDwarfs appear in chapter six to eat Gutsman's penis as a meal.

* BiggerIsBetterInBed: Well, more like as food. After Mega Man [[GroinAttack rips off Some the Bully's penis]] so WesternAnimation/SnowWhiteAndTheSevenDwarves can eat it Snow White tells Mega Man "Why, this measly dick-tack will never do! I'd rather have a nice big meal... like a black person's penis."
* TheCameo: Mega Man gets attacked by a "Tyrant from ''VideoGame/ResidentEvil''" (Yes, the story really points out its from ''Resident Evi''l), needs to clean out a toilet with his tongue that Johnny Sasaki (From ''VideoGame/MetalGearSolid'') continuously craps in, and WesternAnimation/SnowWhiteAndTheSevenDwarves appear in chapter six to eat Gutsman's penis as a meal.

Mega Man owes Dr. Light (presumably, because the author neglected to state whom he was talking to) $44,632.82 from buying diapers, so he gets a job at UsefulNotes/McDonalds. Mega Man is completely incompetent (he even says he is retarded), and later on, he gets slashed by a "tyrant from Resident Evil", and is beaten up by a generic bully. Everyone is out of character (especially Mega Man). The plot is weak, there are typos, and there are also several failed attempts at humor. There is also a blatant inconsistency; In Chapter 2, Mega Man shoots Johnny Sasaki, which means he is not bound by the Three Laws of Robotics, but in Chapter 3, he self-cites the First Law as the reason why he can't harm "Some The Bully".

Here is a DramaticReading of it on Website/YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgdXvUAgmBc

* ArtisticLicenseLaw - At one point Elec Man mentions that "it's against the law to fire employees" and it's implied he doesn't know any better because he's Asian.
* ArtisticLicenseLinguistics - Apparently, British people spell "melon" as "meloun".
* BiggerIsBetterInBed - Well, more like as food. After Mega Man [[GroinAttack rips off Some the Bully's penis]] so Snow White and the Seven Dwarves can eat it Snow White tells Mega Man "Why, this measly dick-tack will never do! I'd rather have a nice big meal... like a black person's penis."
* DeadFic - Averted. After a hiatus that lasted over a year, chapter 5 came out...
* DisproportionateRetribution - Mega Man attempts to kill a fat drunk man with volcano sauce (Made with real lava) because he spells bad.
* ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin - Mega Man has to work at [=McDonalds=] to pay back his debt to... uh... Dr. Light maybe?
* GroinAttack - ''[[{{Squick}} Mega Man rips off Some the Bully's dick and tries to give it to Snow White so she can eat, but she declines and says she'd rather have the penis of a black man. Mega Man responds by ripping off Gutsman's penis (Because Gutsmans is secretly black, which Mega Man discovered with his ability to read minds). Snow White then eats it, with Gutsman asking if he can eat it too, and she replies "NO! GET YOUR OWN PENIS!"]]''
* {{Jerkass}} - Of all the characters, Proto Man truly takes the cake here. After Elec Man asks Mega Man what's wrong with him, Proto Man barges in out of nowhere and says "When he was a baby, I was afraid he would become smarter than me so I dropped him on his head 84,206 times!"
* MindScrew - Pretty much the entire story.
* OutOfCharacter - Everyone.
* PrecisionFStrike - "HOLY SHIT WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?"

* RandomEventsPlot
* ScheduleSlip - The story was first published in March 2011, with chapters 2-4 coming out the same month. The story wasn't updated until around Halloween 2012.
** Granted, it's probably justified since the author said it was only updated out of nostalgia, presumably so others could see how bad of a writer he once was. He probably wasn't expecting to get so many requests to have it updated.
* ShoutOut - At one point, Mega Man calles Alphonse Elric from ''Manga/FullmetalAlchemist'' (Or as Mega Man calls it, Partmetal Alchemist) half-Gundam and proceeds to draw a transmutation circle on his hand with a red crayon ([[BlackComedy Which he stole from a child with cancer]]) so that he can [[IncrediblyLamePun fire]] his boss.
* TheCameo - Mega Man gets attacked by a "Tyrant from VideoGame/ResidentEvil" (Yes, the story really points out its from Resident Evil), needs to clean out a toilet with his tongue that Johnny Sasaki (From VideoGame/MetalGearSolid) continuously craps in, and Snow White and the Seven Dwarves appear in chapter six to eat Gutsman's penis as a meal.
* TrollFic - The first few chapters possibly weren't an attempt at trolling, but the latest ones almost certainly are.
* WhatTheHellHero - In the first chapter, Mega Man spots an ant eating a chicken nugget crum, so he shoots a charged blast at the ant to kill it. The shot misses the ant, but it hits every customer in the building and kills them.

Here is a reading of it on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgdXvUAgmBc

* BiggerIsBetterInBed - Well, more like as food. After Mega Man [[FullFrontalAssault rips off Some the Bully's penis]] so Snow White and the Seven Dwarves can eat it Snow White tells Mega Man "Why, this measly dick-tack will never do! I'd rather have a nice big meal... like a black person's penis."

* InsaneTrollLogic[=/=]YouFailLogicForever - Apparently, British people spell "melon" as "meloun".
** Also, at one point Elec Man mentions that "it's against the law to fire employees" and it's implied he doesn't know any better because he's Asian.
* JerkAss - Of all the characters, Proto Man truly takes the cake here. After Elec Man asks Mega Man what's wrong with him, Proto Man barges in out of nowhere and says "When he was a baby, I was afraid he would become smarter than me so I dropped him on his head 84,206 times!"

Mega Man owes Dr. Light (presumably, because the author neglected to state whom he was talking to) $44,632.82 from buying diapers, so he gets a job at McDonalds. Mega Man is completely incompetent (he even says he is retarded), and later on, he gets slashed by a "tyrant from Resident Evil", and is beaten up by a generic bully. Everyone is out of character (especially Mega Man). The plot is weak, there are typos, and there are also several failed attempts at humor. There is also a blatant inconsistency; In Chapter 2, Mega Man shoots Johnny Sasaki, which means he is not bound by the Three Laws of Robotics, but in Chapter 3, he self-cites the First Law as the reason why he can't harm "Some The Bully".

Now the description read reads "Mega Man may works at McDonalds, but can he defeat McDonalds Man?" thus implying that the story is now a troll fic. This theory is further supported by how much more vulgar the newer chapters have become.

* ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin - Mega Man has to work at McDonalds to pay back his debt to... uh... Dr. Light maybe?

''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6807247/1/Mega-Man-At-McDonalds Mega Man At McDonalds]]'' ''VideoGame/MegaMan'' fanfic [[SoBadItsGood in the same way]] ''Fanfic/MyImmortal'' is a ''Franchise/HarryPotter'' fanfic.

* ShoutOut - At one point, Mega Man calles Alphonse Elric from Franchise/FullmetalAlchemist (Or as Mega Man calls it, Partmetal Alchemist) half-Gundam and proceeds to draw a transmutation circle on his hand with a red crayon ([[BlackComedy Which he stole from a child with cancer]]) so that he can [[IncrediblyLamePun fire]] his boss.

* Homage - At one point, Mega Man calles Alphonse Elric from Franchise/FullmetalAlchemist (Or as Mega Man calls it, Partmetal Alchemist) half-Gundam and proceeds to draw a transmutation circle on his hand with a red crayon ([[BlackComedy Which he stole from a child with cancer]]) so that he can [[IncrediblyLamePun fire]] his boss.

* DeadFic - Averted. After a hiatus that lasted over a year, [[ItGotWorse chapter 5 came out...]]

''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6807247/1/Mega-Man-At-McDonalds Mega Man At McDonalds]]'' ''VideoGame/MegaMan'' fanfic [[SoBadItsGood in the same way]] ''Fanfic/MyImmortal'' is a ''Franchise/HarryPotter'' fanfic. It's written by [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2349455/PrinceVeggie PrinceVeggie]], who is also the writer of ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8510472/1/Crono-Returns Crono Returns]]'', which is a more well-received and overall more serious story.

* DeadFic - Averted. After a hiatus that laster over a year, [[ItGotWorse chapter 5 came out...]]

[[caption-width-right:238:The image used to represent the story on Fanfiction.net.]]

* DudeNotFunny - "Thateth good idea, Cuntman I mean Cutman, Immaeth do that!" Megaman declared before being piled on and assraped by black law-abusing cops eating fried chicken-flavor watermelouns (It's meloun because they're British).

* Homage - At one point, Mega Man calles Alphonse Elric from Franchise/FullmetalAlchemist (Or as Mega Man calls it, Partmetal Alchemist) half-Franchise/Gundam and proceeds to draw a transmutation circle on his hand with a red crayon ([[BlackComedy Which he stole from a child with cancer]]) so that he can [[IncrediblyLamePun fire]] his boss.