History FanFic / HermionesTalent

* PrettyFlyForAWhiteGuy: Neville Longbottom performs Music/{{BoB}}'s rap from the song "Airplanes". The audience initially reacts by staring at him "like he had just sprout''(sic)'' three heads", but they quickly warm up to his performance.

* ObviousBeta: Those parts of the fic that aren't copy-pasted song lyrics appear to be somewhere between an outline and a first draft, making it more of an Obvious Pre-Alpha.

''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6147425/1/Hemiones_Talent Hermione's Talent]]'' by hotttopicgirl is a Literature/HarryPotter fanfic in which, according to the summary, Hermione demonstrates her titular talent of [[SongFic singing]] (!) to prove that [[FantasticRacism Muggles can be just as good as wizards]]. Then the angst lands.

* SoundtrackDissonance: None of the songs are a particularly good fit for anything to do with Harry Potter.

%%* AlphaBitch: This fic's version of Hermione is one. [[OutOfCharacter Yes.]]

* IfICantHaveYou: "If I can't have you, neither can that ferret," Ron to Hermione

* NoIndoorVoice: Hermione, Ron and Lavender hold entire conversations in ALLCAPS.

* WeAllLiveInAmerica: Even aside from the anachronisms, a lot of the musical choices are not well known in the UK. To say nothing of how the characters talk.

* LampshadeHanging: Neville notes that people in-universe are surprised by him rapping. As are people out-of-universe.

* MoodWhiplash: As the [[http://szaleniec1000.livejournal.com/59699.html review]] put it: "You don't get to be all Hot Topic brand mock-edgy teen drama complete with kewl soundtrack and rapping Neville for seventeen chapters and then drop a completely unforeshadowed ''graphic rape scene'' on the reader, not even if the mock-edgy teen drama uses more F-words than I do."

* SoundtrackDissonance: Perhaps best epitomised by [[http://wtffanfiction.tumblr.com/post/29153709861/fandom-harry-potter-now-ms-granger-shall-be this]] [=WTFFanfiction=] post, but none of the songs are a particularly good fit for anything to do with Harry Potter.

* LampshadeHanging: The author notes that people in-universe are surprised by Neville rapping. As are people out-of-universe.

* ObligatorySwearing: Hermione, who doesn't say anything stronger than "arse" in canon and that was her equivalent of a PrecisionFStrike, is now saying "fuck" every other word.
* ObviousBeta: Those parts of the fic that aren't copy-pasted from azlyrics.com appear to be somewhere between an outline and a first draft, making it more of an Obvious Pre-Alpha.

* PrettyFlyForAWhiteGuy: Neville. Yes, ''Neville''.

* PresentDayPast: ''None'' of the songs Hermione sings would have been released during her time at Hogwarts. In fact, some of the artists (e.g. Music/{{Paramore}}) would not exist for a few more years.

* WeAllLiveInAmerica: Even aside from the anachronism, a lot of the musical choices are not well known in the UK. To say nothing of how the characters talk.

* KarmaHoudini: Dolohov, via WhatHappenedToTheMouse.

* LifetimeMovieOfTheWeek: In Potterfic form.

* PresentDayPast: Again,''none'' of the songs Hermione sings would have been released during her time at Hogwarts. In fact, some of the artists (e.g. Music/{{Paramore}}) would not exist for a few more years.
* ProductPlacement: The author's username.

* RedemptionEqualsDeath: Ron's death is presented as this in-universe.
* ReplacementGoldfish: Draco buys Merlin for Hermione to replace Crookshanks, but he only appears in the scene where he's introduced.

* SlutShaming: Hermione tells Lavender that she's worse than Ron, even though ''he's'' the one who actually betrayed her, because she's a "slut". Lovely.
* SongFic: Several times over.

* UnusuallyUninterestingSight: How Harry and Ginny react (or rather, don't react) to Hermione dating Draco.

* WhatHappenedToTheMouse: Lavender becomes a Death Eater (!) but then disappears from the story. As does Dolohov after Draco punches him. Merlin the [[ReplacementGoldfish Replacement Cat]] appears in all of one scene.