History FanFic / ClopIt

* TheBeard: [[spoiler: Not Cadance for Shining Armor, as you might think what with him being gay, but the other way around. She has no interest in having romantic relationships herself, yet was constantly having to turn down other ponies. Shining Armor, being MarriedToTheJob, proposed the arrangement.]]

* SuperOCD: Twilight as usual.

* YourCheatingHeart: Shortly after it is confirmed that Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy are marefriends, the former cheats on the latter. [[spoiler: Later we learn that there's more to this.]]

''Clop It!'' is NOT a clop fic. It is a ''My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic'' Romantic Comedy FanFic staring the Mane Six and written by [=PrettyMonster=].

Twilight Sparkle and her friends wake up in a stupor during Celestia's visit to Ponyville. Just as Twilight begins formulating a plan to escape and grow closer to her crush and mentor, the Princess herself arrives. She reveals that she was the one who drugged Twilight and her friends and brought them to...

Straight Camp!

and it only escalates from there.

%%dead link http://www.fimfiction.net/story/60284/clop-it

The work has been completed, read it [[http://www.fimfiction.net/story/60284/clop-it here]].

* AccidentalInnuendo: After Celestia has given the group 'Royal Re-Sexualization Gadgets' we get this simply marvelous exchange.
-->Twilight: So why did you give me one?
-->Celestia: Twilight, your friends are all fags. It’s only a matter of time until they try to turn you too, and you’ll need something to defend yourself.
-->Twilight: So what should I do... use it to try to beat them off? Of me?

* CharacterDerailment: Celestia [[spoiler: although this is justified.]]

* CovertPervert:[[spoiler:''Fluttershy'']] of all ponies is one, apparently having a huge porn collection in her basement.

* [[GirlOnGirlIsHot Mare on Mare Is Hot]]: [[spoiler:Celestia]] certainly seems to think so.

* [[OnlySaneMan Only Sane Mare]]: Rainbow Dash seems to fill this role.

* ShoutOut: The premise seems to be one for ''Film/{{But Im A Cheerleader}}''.

* YourCheatingHeart: Shortly after it is confirmed that Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy are marefriends, the former cheats on the latter. [[spoiler: Later we learn that there's more to this.]]

* CharacterDerailment: Celestia, and indeed most of the characters in the story.

* [[GirlOnGirlIsHot Mare On Mare Is Hot]]: [[spoiler:Celestia]] certainly seems to think so.

* YourCheatingHeart: Shortly after it is confirmed that Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy are marefriends, the former cheats on the latter. [[spoiler: Later we learn that there's more to this.]]

* TheBeard: [[spoiler: Not Cadance for Shining Armor, as you might think what with him being gay, but the other way around. She has no interest in having romantic relationships herself, yet was constantly having to turn down other ponies. Shining Armor, being MarriedToTheJob, proposed the arrangement.

--> '''Twilight''':Let’s see, uh, she must mean that, er, if we don’t all become heterosexual... then the Elements will turn us into bundles of sticks! No one’s documented extended exposure to them—who knows what will happen? But Celestia knows. She’s never wrong!

(After the aforementioned Royal Re-Sexualization Gadgets scene.
-->Rainbow Dash: Girls, is it just me or is this whole thing really, really gay?

(After the aforementioned Royal Re-Sexualization Gadgets scene.

-->Twilight:So why did you give me one?
-->Celestia:Twilight, your friends are all fags. It’s only a matter of time until they try to turn you too, and you’ll need something to defend yourself.