History DoubleEntendre / Film

* Even Disney did this (albeit unintentionally) in ''WesternAnimation/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame'', when Laverne incorrectly overheard Quasimodo and Esmeralda on top of the bell tower. "Frollo's nose is long, and he wears a truss." According to the directors' commentary, even though this wasn't the effect they were going for, kids often misheard "truss" as "dress." So the adults laughed at the idea of Frollo wearing a truss, and the kids (and some of the adults) laughed at the idea of Frollo wearing a dress.

* WesternAnimation/{{Shrek}}'s line "Do you think maybe he's CompensatingForSomething?", upon seeing Lord Faarquad's towering castle.

* ''Film/MrAndMrsSmith2005'' are a little ambiguous about just ''how many'':

** Naturally, [[spoiler:they were discussing how many people they'd killed.]]

*** This:
--->'''Justin Hammer:''' You know Christine Everhart from Vanity Fair? You two know each other?\\

--->'''Hammer:''' She's actually doing a big spread on me for Vanity Fair.\\

'''Tony:''' AND she wrote a story.
*** But wait there's more! After discussing getting Hammer a slot on the schedule to present at the Stark Expo, Tony is called away by Natalie, and drops this little nugget:

*** Natasha going "Hey, big guy" to the Hulk, especially considering her attraction to Bruce.
*** After Bruce fell [[ThanksForTheMammaries into Natasha's boobs]], she told him to "not turn green".
*** When a gasping Wanda plans to hex Bruce and turn him into the Hulk, she declares "I want... the big one". It's especially hilarious given the Hulk's symbolism as Bruce's unfettered, instinct-driven alter ego.

'''Satine:''' Why don't you lie down over here?\\

'''Christian:''' I prefer to do it standing. ''(cue a very flabbergasted look from Satine)'' You see, it can be quite long...

* Even Disney did this (albeit unintentionally) in ''Disney/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame'', when Laverne incorrectly overheard Quasimodo and Esmeralda on top of the bell tower. "Frollo's nose is long, and he wears a truss." According to the directors' commentary, even though this wasn't the effect they were going for, kids often misheard "truss" as "dress." So the adults laughed at the idea of Frollo wearing a truss, and the kids (and some of the adults) laughed at the idea of Frollo wearing a dress.

** It's most likely [[AccidentalInnuendo unintentional]], but really? The main characters' names are ''Woody'' and ''Buzz''? The [[ParallelPornTitles Sex Toy Story]] parody writes ''itself''.

'''Christian:''' I prefer to do it standing." ''(cue a very flabbergasted look from Satine)'' "You see, it can be quite long...

-->'''Colonel Sandurz:''' It's Mega Maid! She's gone from suck to blow! [[note]]Her vacuum cleaner stealing the air from Druidia is now ''returning'' the air.[[/note]]

* The song "Let's Duet" from ''Film/WalkHardTheDeweyCoxStory' turns several innocuous lines into double entendres by virtue of well-(or poorly-)timed pauses. Such as: "In my dreams, you're blowing me... some kisses." and "I just want to beat off... all my demons."

--->'''Dr. Manning''': Well, statistics show us that—-

--->'''Dr. Manning''': Now, if you take—-

* The 1935 version of ''Literature/LesMiserabes'' features a scene where Valjean carries unconscious Marius through the Paris sewers and all they entail. When at last they make it to safety, Marius thanks his hero by voicing one of the funniest unintentional lines in film history: "I know what you went through to bring me here."

* In ''Film/LiarLiar'', Fletcher is forced to call his ex-wife, Audrey, to make an excuse as to why he can't come to his son's birthday party. He claims that the boss is ''really riding him'' with work he has to do for his law firm. In actuality, his boss, Miranda, truly was working him sexually when Fletcher made the claim.

* Groucho Marx: ''Film/AnimalCrackers'' gives him the line "We took some pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed." and has him present Margaret Dumont with a large wooden box. While describing it as "a magnificent chest", he accidentally points at her torso.

* The 1935 version of ''Les Miserabes'' features a scene where Valjean carries unconscious Marius through the Paris sewers and all they entail. When at last they make it to safety, Marius thanks his hero by voicing one of the funniest unintentional lines in film history: "I know what you went through to bring me here."

** Played for laughs when Dewey sings a sweet song about holding hands at his high school dance. It's an utterly banal, benign song, but it inspires all the kids to dance provocatively; the girls even rip their shirts open. The outraged preacher later insists that everyone knows what "hold your hand" ''really'' means; a befuddled Dewey insists it means exactly that.

** And of course, the title of the film itself is the [[ThatsWhatSheSaid biggest]] [[SelfDemonstratingArticle double entendre]] of them all, since "dewey" is often a reference to moisture [[LampshadedDoubleEntendre in someones eyes]] and the rest, [[ForegoneConclusion well]]...

* In the proud and dirty tradition of British comedy, ''Franchise/WallaceAndGromit'' has some well-hidden but very deliberate double entendres.

* In ''Film/WelcomeToMooseport'' plumber Handy Harrison (Creator/RayRomano) comes out of the bathroom of ex-president Monroe Cole (Creator/GeneHackman).

* In ''Film/WelcomeToMooseport'' plumber Handy Harrison (Ray Romano) comes out of the bathroom of ex-president Monroe Cole (Creator/GeneHackman).

* In ''Film/WelcomeToMooseport'' plumber Handy Harrison (Ray Romano) comes out of the bathroom of his mayoral candidate Monroe Cole (Creator/GeneHackman).

* WesternAnimation/{{Shrek}}'s line "Do you think maybe he's compensating for something?", upon seeing Lord Faarquad's towering castle, could both be interpreted as Faarquad compensating for [[TheNapoleon his height]] or... [[CompensatingForSomething something else]]. (Especially since at the time, Shrek doesn't actually know Lord Farquaad is short.)

--->Ilka Chase: At what age should a girl marry? It seems to me Dr. Manning that it’s very dangerous to generalize.
--->Dr. Manning: We have found out after many years of research—
--->Constance Bennett: I quite agree with Ilka. I know lots of girls that have been married at sixteen, and very happily, too.
--->Dr. Manning: Well, statistics show us that—-
--->Wendy Barrie: But Connie, for a certain type maturity is terribly important.
--->Dr. Manning: Now, if you take—-
--->Ilka Chase: Gladys, what do you think?
--->Gladys Glover: Well, ''[takes sip of water]'', I think if they’re big enough, they’re old enough.

:: :Yeah, whatever. First things first.
:: :I've been on the inside a long time.
:: :I need what every man needs
when he's coming off of lockdown.
It turns out he's ravenously devouring food, not revealed before he mumbles ''Who's your daddy''.

-->(''Toilet is heard flushing Handy Steps out'')\\

* In ''Film/WelcomeToMooseport'' plumber Handy Harrison (Ray Romano) comes out of the bathroom of his mayoral candidate Monroe Cole (Gene Hackman).

'''Handy Harrison''': I'm all done in here.\\
(''beat; Cole stares at him'')\\
'''Handy Harrison''': Err, I mean I'm done ''fixing'' it. That flushing you heard; that's work-related, not personal.

* In ''Film/ToCatchAThief'', the dialogue between John (CaryGrant) and Francie (Creator/GraceKelly) has many:

''[Cue Bond making love with a woman by a fireplace in Austria]''

* ''Film/MrAndMrsSmith'' are a little ambiguous about just ''how many'':

'''Mrs. Smith:''' Some were [[{{Squick}} two at a time]].