History DeadpanSnarker / VideoGames

20th Jul '17 4:16:42 PM LadyFanFareKid
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* ''HoverRevoltOfGamers'' is barely out of Prealpha on Steam Early Access, but its Snark generator is in full swing. Case in point - the banister's flavor text:

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* ''HoverRevoltOfGamers'' ''VideoGame/HoverRevoltOfGamers'' is barely out of Prealpha on Steam Early Access, but its Snark generator is in full swing. Case in point - the banister's flavor text:
8th Jul '17 10:36:44 PM Gamermaster
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---->'''O'Malley:''' "Were you followed?"

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---->'''O'Malley:''' "Were you followed?"followed?"\\
1st Jul '17 12:40:15 PM KnightSpark
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* Surprisingly, ''VideoGame/DarksidersII'' has its own snarker in the form of Death, the leader of the Horseman. Despite his ominous appearance and penchant for visceral attacks, he has no shortage of sarcastic remarks.
28th Jun '17 11:04:25 AM BeerBaron
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** Throughout the series, this is a common trait of the [[UnevenHybrid Breton]] race. They tend to be highly skeptical to the point of being {{Jerkass}}es, but can warm up to become more of a JerkWithAHeartOfGold.

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** Throughout the series, this is a common trait of the [[UnevenHybrid Breton]] race. They tend to be highly skeptical to the point of being {{Jerkass}}es, but can warm up to become more of a JerkWithAHeartOfGold. Likewise, members of the [[CatFolk Khajiit]] race have a propensity for being these.
25th Jun '17 5:22:42 PM DirtyHarry44Magnum
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* ''VideoGame/PillarsOfEternity'' is an outright WorldOfSnark, but special standouts are Edér, whose EstablishingCharacterMoment is literal GallowsHumor involving a tree covered in hanged bodies that he expects he may yet end up on, and Hiravias, who can come up with a YourMom joke in the face of [[spoiler:the FinalBoss]].

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* ''VideoGame/PillarsOfEternity'' is an outright WorldOfSnark, but special standouts are Edér, whose EstablishingCharacterMoment is literal GallowsHumor involving a tree covered in hanged bodies that he expects he may yet end up on, and Hiravias, who can come up with a YourMom joke in the face of [[spoiler:the FinalBoss]].FinalBoss]].
*Private Mike Slauson in ''VideoGame/MedalOfHonorVanguard'' is one as he often makes sarcastic comments during combat, such as when the player kills an enemy:
--> Private Slauson: Keegan's going for a medal.
--> Private Slauson: Keegan's becoming a sniper.
--> Private Slauson: Hey Keegan, leave some for us.
** Also during the mission 'A Shallow Grave':
--> Private Slauson: Hey, where's the big guy
--> Soldier: Chalmers!
--> Private Chalmers: Shut up I'm coming!
16th Jun '17 6:55:19 AM TheAmazingBlachman
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* ''VideoGame/DeusEx'' has a lot of snarky remarks here and there.
-->'''JC Denton:''' A bomb's a bad choice for close-range combat.\\
...\\
'''JC Denton:''' You mechs may have copper wiring to reroute your fear of pain, but I've got nerves of steel.\\
...\\

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* PlayerCharacter JC Denton from ''VideoGame/DeusEx'' has a lot of snarky remarks here and there.
there, and is not afraid to snark right in the main villains' faces.
-->'''JC Denton:''' A bomb's a bad choice for close-range combat.\\
...\\
\\\
'''JC Denton:''' You mechs may have copper wiring to reroute your fear of pain, but I've got nerves of steel.\\
...\\
\\\



'''JC Denton:''' That makes me one ugly son of a bitch. How'd my face get all marked up with bioelectrics?\\
...\\

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'''JC Denton:''' That makes me one ugly son of a bitch. How'd my face get all marked up with bioelectrics?\\
...\\
bioelectrics?\\\



-->'''Pritchard:''' Jensen!
-->'''Jensen:''' How can I help you, Francis?
-->'''Pritchard:''' You know why I'm contacting you.
-->'''Jensen:''' The transmission that's making a mockery of your security efforts?

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-->'''Pritchard:''' Jensen!
-->'''Jensen:'''
--->'''Pritchard:''' Jensen!\\
'''Jensen:'''
How can I help you, Francis?
-->'''Pritchard:'''
Francis?\\
'''Pritchard:'''
You know why I'm contacting you.
-->'''Jensen:'''
you.\\
'''Jensen:'''
The transmission that's making a mockery of your security efforts?



-->'''Jensen:''' You're right, a teacher would just love to have one of those things.

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-->'''Jensen:''' ---->'''Jensen:''' You're right, a teacher would just love to have one of those things.



--> '''O'Malley:''' "Were you followed?"
--> '''Jensen:''' "Yeah. By a midget and a clown for a while, lucky they met the bearded woman they were looking for at a diner and we went our seprate ways."

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--> '''O'Malley:''' ---->'''O'Malley:''' "Were you followed?"
--> '''Jensen:''' "Yeah. By a midget and a clown for a while, lucky they met the bearded woman they were looking for at a diner and we went our seprate ways."



--> '''Jensen:''' "Let me guess, [[spoiler: that was supposed to shut me down]] right?"

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--> '''Jensen:''' "Let --->'''Jensen:''' Let me guess, [[spoiler: that was supposed to shut me down]] right?"right?
15th Jun '17 5:13:00 PM shonengirl
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** Also from ''Shadows Of Valentia''/''Gaiden'', while not to the extent of Ike, [[TheHero Alm]] is another Lord who makes snarky comments ever so often:

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** Also from ''Shadows Of Valentia''/''Gaiden'', while not to the extent of Ike, [[TheHero Alm]] is another Lord who makes snarky comments ever every so often:
15th Jun '17 5:12:33 PM shonengirl
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** And then from ''[[VideoGame/FireEmblemEchoesShadowsOfValentia]]'', we have Boey:

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** And then from ''[[VideoGame/FireEmblemEchoesShadowsOfValentia]]'', ''VideoGame/FireEmblemEchoesShadowsOfValentia'', we have Boey:
15th Jun '17 5:12:06 PM shonengirl
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** [[CatFolk Ranulf]] from ''VideoGame/FireEmblemPathOfRadiance'' and ''[[VideoGame/FireEmblemRadiantDawn Radiant Dawn]]'' is probably one of the best examples, though [[TheHero Ike]] himself is pretty good at it when Ranulf's not around; and it only sharpens with experience (or even when he is, in which sometimes their snark can be seen both in tandem and directed at eachother). If a character says something stupid, cliche, or overly hammy, or even if they don't, especially an enemy, expect either to have some kind of fitting, scathing barb on standby to throw back in their face. The results are some of the most hilarious lines in the games.
--> ''fighting TheBlackKnight''\\

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** [[CatFolk Ranulf]] from ''VideoGame/FireEmblemPathOfRadiance'' and ''[[VideoGame/FireEmblemRadiantDawn Radiant Dawn]]'' is probably one of the best examples, though [[TheHero Ike]] himself is pretty good at it when Ranulf's not around; and it only sharpens with experience (or even when he is, in which sometimes their snark can be seen both in tandem and directed at eachother). If a character says something stupid, cliche, or overly hammy, or even if they don't, especially an enemy, expect either to have some kind of fitting, scathing barb on standby to throw back in their face. The results are some of the most hilarious priceless lines in the games.
--> ---> ''fighting TheBlackKnight''\\



--> '''Ranulf''': Ike..you're..\\

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--> ---> '''Ranulf''': Ike..you're..\\



-->''on a ship, talking to Volke, who refuses to eat with the rest of the company''\\

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-->''on --->''on a ship, talking to Volke, who refuses to eat with the rest of the company''\\



** And then from [[VideoGame/FireEmblemEchoesShadowsOfValentia Fire Emblem Echoes]]:

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** And then from [[VideoGame/FireEmblemEchoesShadowsOfValentia Fire Emblem Echoes]]:''[[VideoGame/FireEmblemEchoesShadowsOfValentia]]'', we have Boey:


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** Also from ''Shadows Of Valentia''/''Gaiden'', while not to the extent of Ike, [[TheHero Alm]] is another Lord who makes snarky comments ever so often:
---> '''Alm''': It's alright. The peasantówhose name is Almówill get over it.
14th Jun '17 12:12:45 PM shoruke
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** And then from [[VideoGame/FireEmblemEchoesShadowsOfValentia Fire Emblem Echoes]]:
-->'''Mae''': Wow, he gets a lot less moody when the mask comes off, huh?\\
'''Boey''': Almost as if he pretends to be someone else while in disguise. ...Imagine that.
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