History DeadpanSnarker / ComicBooks

* DoctorStrange on occasion. His manservant Wong is pretty good at it too.

* Flash Forward/Negative Man II of the ''DoomPatrol''. His nickname is an in-joke referencing the fact that there was a "Negative Man" in the original Doom Patrol -- that, and the fact that he's extremely hard to get along with due to his icy personality and seeming inability to say anything nice about anyone.

* [[ScottPilgrim Kim Pine]]. So much. Stephen Stills and Wallace Wells as well, to a slightly lesser extent.

* ''JudgeDredd'' in that he's shown to be lacking emotion, yet has a ridiculous number of [[BondOneLiner one liners]] for any given situation.

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[[caption-width-right:350:[[TalkingIsAFreeAction Even in battle, Spidey can snark.]]]]

* In contrast to Spidey, Clark Kent tends to be quite snarky at the ''Planet'', but drops it as {{Superman}}. Of course, this is DependingOnTheWriter — in [[{{Film/Superman}} the Movie]], Superman was at ''least'' as snarky as Spider-Man ever was.

* Just about every character who isn't AxCrazy (or TheVoiceless) in ''SinCity''. And even some who are, ie. Marv.

* ''JudgeDredd'' in that he's pretty much shown to be lacking emotion, yet has a ridiculous number of [[BondOneLiner one liners]] for any given situation.

* {{Rudi}} from the German comic of the same name. His sister also has this somewhat. When Rudi reprimands her for wearing a sexy LittleBlackDress, so all the guys on the street are staring at her:

* In [[ComicStrip/SallyForthWood Sally Forth (Wood)]]: two specialists are Wild Bill Yonder and Q. P. Dahl.

** According to [[WordOfGod the Author's Notes,]] this was deliberate in regards to Renee Montoya in 52. When she's out of the mask she's serious, angtsty and often quite brusque, when she's The Question, she starts to snark and make jokes. Not well, but it shows how she can become someone else.
* Flash Forward/Negative Man II of the DoomPatrol. His nickname is an in-joke referencing the fact that there was a "Negative Man" in the original Doom Patrol -- that, and the fact that he's extremely hard to get along with due to his icy personality and seeming inability to say anything nice about anyone.

* LastManStanding has [[TheHero Gabriel]] show shades of this.

* ''{{Hellboy}}'' often uses deadpan. His CatchPhrase "Ah, Crap," can be said to be an example, as is his habit of yelling "Boom!" when he punches someone with the Right Hand of Doom.

* Black Bolt from the MarvelComics ''Inhumans'' is TheVoiceless; if he were but to whisper, it would unleash a shockwave strong enough to destroy a city. Despite this, he's constantly ''thinking'' such lines. During his time with the Illuminati, fellow member Charles Xavier doubles as a translator. Also, when he wants to declare war, well, he doesn't beat around the bush: he declares "War."\\

* Elaine Belloc from ''{{Lucifer}}'' has occasional moments of deadpan snarking, most notably when she sat at the table with Archangel Michael, Lucifer and Destiny of the Endless debating heatedly. Her comment was: "Another glass of testosterone, anyone?"

* In [=~Sally Forth (Wood)~=]: two specialists are Wild Bill Yonder and Q. P. Dahl.

* [[{{ptitle4i87vqpc}} Death's Head]], Freelance Peacekeeping Agent.

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** His snarkiness is well known even in-universe. In an issue of ''{{Excaliber}}'', the members of [[TheMightyThor the Wrecking Crew]] briefly mentioned Spider-Man's name, elliciting a "I hate Spider-Man" from one of the members. The response: "Everyone hates Spider-Man."

* Negative Man of the DoomPatrol.

* Whenever {{Batman}} (in any incarnation) isn't either moping around in {{Wangst}} or being the {{Unfunny}}, he's generally the one with a deadpan line. Or, as Jaime Reyes (''BlueBeetle III'') put it, "Batman's actually kind of funny, in a dry, scary way." Typically, Batman needs Superman as a foil if he's going to be funny.\\

* {{Rudi}} from the German comic of the same name.

* [[JohnnyTheHomicidalManiac Psycho-Doughboy and Mr. Fuck]] tend to slip into this when Nny's planning on killing himself, and Nailbunny does likewise when Nny starts {{angst}}ing. Tess falls into this as well, mostly in reaction to [[TooDumbToLive Kirk]], and Devi becomes one of these [[IFeelSick in her own series]].

[[caption-width-right:350:Even in battle, Spidey can snark.]]

* [[JohnnyTheHomicidalManiac Psycho-Doughboy and Mr. Fuck]] tend to slip into this when Nny's planning on killing himself, and Nailbunny does likewise when Nny starts {{angst}}ing. Tess falls into this as well, mostly in reaction to Kirk, and Devi becomes one of these [[IFeelSick in her own series]].

* LastManStanding has [[TheHero Gabriel]] show shades of this.

* LastManStanding has TheHero Gabriel show shades of this.

* ''JudgeDredd'' in that he's pretty much shown to be lacking emotion, yet has a ridiculous number of [[BondOneLiner one liners]] for any given situation.