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* ''Laconic/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtlesIDW'': A ninja master and his four sons are executed by his spiteful former Jonin. In present time, a rat and four turtles are mutated by green alien goo that give them humanoid physiologies and reincarnate the ninja and their four sons into their bodies. Now they must face their old evil ninja nemesises, a megalomaniacal alien brain and his alien invading army and a pantheon of human-animal gods playing fourth-dimensional chess with mortals.

* ''Laconic/TheAngelOfTheOwlHouse'': In an alternate version of ''WesternAnimation/TheOwlHouse'', Camilla Noceda is an angel that lives on Earth to do good will and had married and had a kid with a human. Being half-angel herself, Luz Noceda finds herself unwittingly in the Demon World where she becomes sort-of adopted by a rogue Witch and her megalomaniacal demon roommate and Luz decides to spread a little good will there in her own uniquely Luz sort of way.
* ''Laconic/BabyBoomShawnaCanon: The StrictlyFormula format of Seasons 1-3 ''WesternAnimation/MiraculousLadybug'' takes a dark turn when Hawk Moth creates an akumatized villain that [[AliensMadeThemDoIt brainwashes most of Paris's childbearing population into boning]], resulting in a lot of emotional drama and most of the fic's main female cast having babies. Crying, romance, CringeComedy, MundaneUtility, time-traveling, miraculous-swapping, and canon-busting soon follow.
* ''Laconic/TheDragonAndTheButterfly'': A snarky, intelligent, self-esteemless but kindhearted teenaged boy from the GrimUpNorth and his equally snarky, pitch-black dragon companion run away from the angry mob that was the teen's hometown and find themselves transported to a HiddenElfVillage deep within the jungles of Columbia run by its ruling family who all possess magical powers and a living house. The teen winds up befriend and eventually falling in love with their only non-magic relative before his family find him and ask him to come home and end their war with the dragons.

* ''Laconic/{{Encanto}}'': In an improbably isolated little village in the middle of the Columbian jungle, a magical family (which includes a living house, an elderly ControlFreak grandmother, her neurotic bachelor son that can see the future, his sister that can control the weather with her emotions, her sister that can heal people with magical food, grandchildren who -- by order of their age -- grows flowers, can hear anything, has SuperStrength, shapeshifts, can't do anything super and can talk to animals) uses their amazing magical abilities born from a magic candle born from a miracle born from a man sacrificng his life against unexplained warring soldiers. The one grandkid who doesn't have super powers feels useless since she doesn't have powers and decides to investigate when she suspects that something is happening to the magic.
* ''Laconic/TheIncredibles'': Family Man with SuperStrength suffers from a mid-life crisis in this Objectivist/Libertarian parable about the inherent superiority of superior individuals and the evils of government who portrays the only government official as reasonable and the BigBad and HateSink as philanthropists who value personal profit over the little guy.
* ''Laconic/Incredibles2'': Housewife with RubberMan powers goes back into the work-force to become a superhero for a corporation immune to Federal Laws to fight a villain that wants superheroes to become illegal by Federal Law while her husband looks after the kids.
* ''Laconic/TheMitchellsVsTheMachines'': A BespectacledCutie high school graduate with [=Youtube=] celebrity status, her nerdy little brother with a love of dinosaurs, her ActionMom with a psychotic streak, her technologically inept BumblingDad and their dog which might actually be a pig or a loaf of bread all go on a family vacation on the way to her new college, only for [[AIIsACrapshoot Siri]] to go rogue and launch a RobotWar with her army of [[EverythingIsAnIPodInTheFuture iPod]] robot butlers.
* ''Laconic/TheSuperMarioBrosMovie'': Creator/ChrisPratt and Creator/CharlieDay play the titular Super Mario Bros. Mario and Luigi who quit their VideoGame/WreckingCrew job to start their own plumbing business in Brooklyn, only to find themselves sucked into a {{Cloudcuckooland}} via a big green pipe walled off in the sewers. While Mario finds himself in a kingdom inhabited by {{Ridiculously Cute Critter}}s and their badass princess, Luigi finds himself lost in {{Mordor}} under the clutches of a dragon-turtle monster (played by Creator/JackBlack) who wants to marry the princess, or blow up her kingdom if she refuses.
* ''Laconic/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtlesMutantMayhem'': Four genetically-mutated humanoid adolescent tortoises live in the sewers of New York City, New York with their mutant rat father/sensei who taught them martial arts from a mix of instructional pamphlets, instructional video-tapes and martial arts films. They have a run in with a high school girl with massive performance anxiety who hopes to uncover an insidious series of thefts caused by a mutant fly and his gang of animal mutants.

* ''Laconic/TheCinemaSnobMovie'': Creator/BradJones plays [[AsHimself himself]] as a down on his luck, [[WebVideo/BumReviews Chester]]-esq independent film-writer with a love for {{Exploitation Film}}s who pretends to be a pretentious film-critic in order to schmooze himself up to a group of TrueArt Film loving pretentious {{Jerkass}}es so that he can get permits to make his movie and wind up involved in a {{Giallo}}-esq murder mystery slowly killing off members of the group.
* ''Laconic/HotFuzz'': A British {{Buddy Cop|Show}}-{{Action|Genre}} Comedy where Creator/SimonPegg plays an anal-retentive SuperCop who, after single-handedly cleaning the mean-streets of London with his sheer, obsessive policemanshi--''err'' "[[InsistentTerminology policeman officership]]", and is sent to a sleepy little town where he uncovers a MilkmanConspiracy where murders are covered-up as accidents.
* ''Laconic/IronMan1'': Creator/RobertDowneyJr plays a suave, womanizing, arrogant TechBro Billionaire with the mechanical brovado to justify his AwesomeEgo who gets kidnapped by MiddleEasternTerrorists to build them fancy missiles to wage war for ungiven reasons. Instead, he frees himself with a PoweredArmor and starts taking maters into his own hands as a ScienceHero.

* ''Laconic/SurfNazisMustDie'': A delinquent street-gang with a Nazi-aesthetic go on a campaign trying to invade and take over a beach while on of their victim's mother decides to get back at them.
* ''Laconic/TheWorldsEnd'': Creator/SimonPegg plays a self-destructive {{Manchild}} with suicidal tendencies who's AimlesslySeekingHappiness by bringing his old school gang back together -- Creator/NickFrost playing his former best friend holding a grudge, Creator/PaddyConsidine holding a crush on his friend's sister, Creator/MartinFreeman as a real estate agent who gets swapped out with a clone, Creator/EddieMarsan who's just there, and Creator/RosamundPike who bumbles her way in -- to their old home town to go on a pub crawl, only to stumble into an AlienInvasion plot where all of their old community members are systematically replaced with mechanical dopplegangers ([[InsistentTerminology not robots, because "robot" is Czech for "slave"]]).

* ''Laconic/AmericanGods'': An UnfazedEveryman fresh out of prison discovers that his wife has died in a car-crash and is recruited by the American incarnation of the TopGod of Myth/NorseMythology to wage a war between the Old Gods immigrated to the New World and Gods of Modern Day American Culture.

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* ''Laconic/FiveNightsAtFreddys3'': AfterTheEnd of the Fazbear's franchise, the restaurant is instead converted to [[TheThemeParkVersion a horror attraction]] featuring [[DeadGuyOnDisplay the lifeless bodies of the previous animatronics]], except now [[AloneWithThePsycho there's only one physical animatronic to fight]], who happens to be the franchise-wide BigBad, and the previous animatronics now serve as [[DemotedToExtra ghostly phantoms that aid his attack]] instead.

* Music/DepecheMode: Over 40 years of [[DarkerAndEdgier darker]] and [[HotterAndSexier sexier]] NewWaveMusic, SynthPop, AlternativeDance and AlternativeRock music produced since October 1981 by two [[CoolOldGuy Cool Old Guys]] who often wear CoolShades and [[SlidingScaleOfIdealismVersusCynicism constantly switch between idealistic and cynicistic subject matters]].