History Creator / StuartAshen

* BBCQuarry: {{Discussed|Trope}} in his review of the ''Series/DoctorWho LCD Adventure Game'', where he explains that whenever the Doctor actually goes to a foreign planet in the seventies, it usually looks like a rock quarry in Wales -- the reason being it literally was.

** In [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adkWiJA9xR0 "Everything Is Always Fine: Violin"]], his head gets replaced by a spring while a bicycle horn toots and the word "FAIL" pops up in the bottom-right corner, due to being a [[HilariousOuttakes blooper]] video.

** Also, the [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eW6T0g1Oahs 3DS Mii]] QR video. the first QR code does give you Noseybonk as promised. The subsequent codes, tho...

** He actually had to restart the [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adkWiJA9xR0 Violin "Wonderful Sound Strange Shape"]] review due to the [[BlindIdiotTranslation Engrish]] versions of famous composers' names making him laugh so hard he couldn't continue.

** POPStation reviews have a POPStation whizzing around his head

** Christmas specials have Ashens in a Santa hat and a Christmasy version of the jingle
** Poundland specials add the word "Cheapo!" and Ashens' eyes being replaced with pound coins

* EyeScream: When reviewing a knock-off Darth Vader action figure with a light-up lightsaber, Ashen accidentally shines the light in his eye when pressing the button before putting in the lightsaber. He does not take it well.

** He also does this when he first presents the Mobile Phone Handset from Signalex, due to the product's very concept.

** The iPhone speaker at the beginning of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcFQF3PZFRk this]] video. He stated that he had to redo the intro 14 times to get it right, because he couldn't stop laughing. He still laughs in the video itself.

--> Instructions: Help Shane catch the notes to earn points and advance to higher levels!
--> Ashen: ...of existence?

** He actually had to restart the [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adkWiJA9xR0 Violin "Wonderful Sound Strange Shape"]] review due to the [[BlindEnglishTranslation Engrish]] versions of famous composers' names making him laugh so hard he couldn't continue.

-->'''Popoff:''' In Jesus' name, as God's servant of divine increase and WEALTH TRANSFER, '''I feel led to ask you to sow a SEED of £25.00, this is the SEED God will use to break the yoke of DEBT bondage and set your HARVEST in motion.''\\

-->" You astonishingly vile fuck."

-->'''Ashen:''' ''"Well, that was different."''

** And then there's the times he's changed it up by replacing the googly eyes with [[spoiler: headbanging with heavy metal, a more high-definition version of the popstation watch opening, and [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myTMMO9Clz8& CELERY!]]]].

** A review of the [[http://youtu.be/wj3Q4h4fQ2o Dingoo A320]] console has a rather [[EpicRocking unique intro]].

-->(Referring to a broken solar-powered toy) "You could put it on the surface of the sun, and it would melt."

* OverlyNarrowSuperlative: "Well, I've never been a particular fan of [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urgKKYs8uJU dehydrated mashed potato]] that you bring back to life with hot water."
** He also sometimes says something like "If you ever need X, this will do the job." at the end of a video, X being something rather specific and unlikely. In the aforementioned mashed potato review, he lampshades this:

* FunWithAcronyms: The company behind some of the Royal Wedding Tat had the unfortunate acronym [[MenstrualMenace PMS]].

* ItMakesSenseinContext: Ashens drinking from a "Boobee"

* ItMakesSenseinContext: Ashens drinking from a "Boobee"
** "Squishy boobee! Sticky boobee!"