History Creator / BillEngvall

10th Oct '17 7:07:09 PM BlackSunNocturne
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* TheDitz: One sign-winner he brings up once asked him, on the first floor of a building, if the elevator he was waiting on went up. Bill jokingly informs the poor sap that this one goes sideways, and that the "up" elevators are down the hall.
-->'''''HE WALKED AWAY!!'''''



* TheDitz: One sign-winner he brings up once asked him, on the first floor of a building, if the elevator he was waiting on went up. Bill jokingly informs the poor sap that this one goes sideways, and that the "up" elevators are down the hall.
-->'''''HE WALKED AWAY!!'''''
26th Sep '17 1:11:54 AM Statzkeen
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* IdealizedSex: Referenced in a skit on his first album, where he points out that he learned from experience the differences between idealized and real sex. For instance, apparently you can't rip a woman's panties off unless there's already a hole in them.

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* IdealizedSex: Referenced in a skit on his first album, where he points out that he learned from experience the differences between idealized and real sex. For instance, apparently you can't rip a woman's panties off unless there's already a hole in them.them, and rolling off the bed onto the floor doesn't spice things up, it just results in pain.
10th Sep '17 10:35:20 AM nombretomado
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-->'''Bill''': "That sounds ''superb,'' my friend! I've never seen Vicodinland from 300 feet in the air before!" [...] At 300 feet, the rope jerked -- and apparently, this was enough of a jerk to jerk me out of Vicodinland and into Realityland. I'm 300 feet in the air. [[OhCrap I'm scared of heights]]. [...] I ''literally'' walked on water, ran back to my hotel room, ate the other half of the Vicodin and watched AnimalPlanet.

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-->'''Bill''': "That sounds ''superb,'' my friend! I've never seen Vicodinland from 300 feet in the air before!" [...] At 300 feet, the rope jerked -- and apparently, this was enough of a jerk to jerk me out of Vicodinland and into Realityland. I'm 300 feet in the air. [[OhCrap I'm scared of heights]]. [...] I ''literally'' walked on water, ran back to my hotel room, ate the other half of the Vicodin and watched AnimalPlanet.Creator/AnimalPlanet.
16th Aug '17 2:05:21 AM SventheCrusader
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* CoolOldGuy: Despite Bill's insistence that he's actually an utter dork, he now officially qualifies for this trope at age 60.
1st Aug '17 8:31:24 PM SinDustries
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* Bowdlerized: Possibly. His reaction to his wife scaring off a prize specimen of a deer the one time he took her deer hunting comes to one of two endings.

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* Bowdlerized: {{Bowdlerized}}: Possibly. His reaction to his wife scaring off a prize specimen of a deer the one time he took her deer hunting comes to one of two endings.
1st Aug '17 8:31:06 PM SinDustries
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* Bowdlerized: Possibly. His reaction to his wife scaring off a prize specimen of a deer the one time he took her deer hunting comes to one of two endings.
---> That... is the only time I've ever pushed a woman out of a tree.
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---> That is the only time I've ever had a deer laugh at me.
1st Aug '17 7:00:54 PM SinDustries
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* AllMenArePerverts: Used frequently. For example, when his daughter asks him to pick up some Music/BarenakedLadies, many of his "I'm a guy" bits, the sea-shell bikini incident.

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* AllMenArePerverts: Used frequently. For example, when his daughter asks him to pick up some Music/BarenakedLadies, many of his "I'm a guy" bits, the sea-shell bikini incident, the coconut bikini incident.
1st Aug '17 6:13:41 PM SinDustries
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Engvall rose to prominence in the 1990s alongside fellow comedian, close friend and labelmate Creator/JeffFoxworthy. The two experienced a second wind of popularity when they partnered with Creator/LarryTheCableGuy and Creator/RonWhite to form the Blue Collar Comedy Tour. He had his own sitcom, ''Series/TheBillEngvallShow'', which aired on TBS for three seasons. The show co-starred Nancy Travis and Creator/JenniferLawrence.

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Engvall rose to prominence in the 1990s alongside fellow comedian, close friend and labelmate Creator/JeffFoxworthy. The two experienced a second wind of popularity when they partnered with Creator/LarryTheCableGuy and Creator/RonWhite to form the Blue Collar Comedy Tour. He had his own sitcom, ''Series/TheBillEngvallShow'', ''The Bill Engvall Show'', which aired on TBS for three seasons. The show co-starred Nancy Travis and Creator/JenniferLawrence.
28th Jun '17 3:45:04 AM rtgomerprod
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He now hosts a podcast, which can be found on his website.
29th May '17 6:05:13 AM DiScOrDtHeLuNaTiC
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-->And that got me to thinking: ''What'' would be awesome for Bill Engvall? If I left this stage tonight and went back to my hotel room...and Music/ShaniaTwain met me at the door...wearing nothing but a fur coat...and holding a note from my wife that said "Have a good time"...'''that''' would be awesome! It ain't gonna ''happen'', but it would be awesome.

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-->And that got me to I started thinking: ''What'' would be awesome for Bill Engvall? If I left this stage tonight tonight...and I went back to my hotel room...room and Music/ShaniaTwain met me at the my door...wearing nothing but a fur coat...and holding a note from my wife that said "Have a good time"...'''that''' would be awesome! ''awesome!'' It ain't gonna ''happen'', but it that would be awesome.
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