History ComicallyMissingThePoint / SouthPark

* Cartman is revealed to be Scott Tenorman's half-brother in ''201.'' Cartman gets upset not because he killed his own father (and turned him into chili), [[ SkewedPriorities but because this means that he's half-ginger.]]

* In the episode, "Breast Cancer Show Ever," Cartman is terrified that Wendy might actually be able to beat him, which would be terribly uncool. He manages to get her into enough trouble so that she'll be severely punished if she goes near him, effectively defusing the situation... at which point he starts taunting her again, which makes her even more determined to fight him. ''[[TooDumbToLive Repeat about three times]]''. When they finally fight [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown she beats the crap out of him]] (even declaring [[Film/ThereWillBeBlood "I'm finished!"]]). When Cartman gets back onto his feet, he tells the boys that since he's been beaten by a girl, he'll be uncool. The boys tell him ''they never thought he was cool to begin with'' and always thought he was a Jerkass. Cartman decides that since this is obviously impossible, the boys are lying to spare his feelings because they think he's so cool.

* In the episode, "Breast Cancer Show Ever," Cartman is terrified that Wendy might actually be able to beat him, which would be terribly uncool. He manages to get her into enough trouble so that she'll be severely punished if she goes near him, effectively defusing the situation... at which point he starts taunting her again, which makes her even more determined to fight him. ''[[TooDumbToLive Repeat about three times]]''. When they finally fight [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown she beats the crap out of him]] (even declaring [[Film/ThereWillBeBlood "I'm finished!"]]). When Cartman gets back onto his feet he tells the boys that since he's been beaten by a girl he'll be uncool. The boys tell him ''they never thought he was cool to begin with'' and always thought he was a [[Jerkass Jerkass]]. Cartman decides that since this is obviously impossible, the boys are lying to spare his feelings because they think he's so cool.
* In "Chef Goes Nanners", Chef finds the flag of South Park (depicting four white guys lynching a black guy) offensive, and tries to get it changed. In an epic buck-passing motion, the Mayor decides to delay the vote until the kids have a debate on it. When Stan and Kyle say they're in favour of keeping the flag as is, Chef is naturally dismayed. The debate arrives, and the main point of Stan and Kyle's argument: Killing is natural, so changing a flag that has a guy being killed is pointless. Chef explains that this isn't why he finds the flag offensive, and explains the real reason, to which Kyle responds "[[ArmorPiercingResponse Yeah, but... the color of one's skin doesn't matter.]]"

* When KFC is outlawed in Colorado at the same time that medicinal marijuana is legalized, a bunch of men deliberately dose themselves with radiation to get testicular cancer so they'll be able to legally obtain medicinal marijuana. Meanwhile, a cartel responsible for smuggling and selling black-market KFC (which is depicted as highly addictive) has brought a huge amount of crime with it. However, the crime influx is mistakenly blamed on marijuana being made available, and the town doctor decides that since cancer rates shot up when South Park's KFC was replaced with a medicinal marijuana dispensary, the KFC must have been protecting everyone from cancer somehow. Thus, against all logic, the town successfully solves its problems by once again criminalizing marijuana and legalizing KFC (renamed Medicinal Fried Chicken).
* Cartman is revealed to be Scott Tenorman's half-brother in ''201.'' Cartman gets upset not because he killed his own father (and turned him into chili), but because this means that he's half-ginger.

* In addition to this, we had the "Major Boobage" episode with the sub-plot of Cartman rescuing the cats from being put into the pound (eventually taking in around 100) - even going so far as to suggest that Mr. Kitty "[[Literature/TheDiaryOfAnneFrank Write a journal]]", as well as replying "They're innocent victims in this! They have to hide or they'll be put to death. Something you just can't understand." when asked why the cats are in his attic. By the end, we have this exchange between Cartman and Kyle:

* In the episode where Wendy fights Cartman, Cartman is terrified that Wendy might actually be able to beat him, which would be terribly uncool. He manages to get her into enough trouble so that she'll be severely punished if she goes near him, effectively defusing the situation... at which point he starts taunting her again, which makes her even more determined to fight him. ''[[TooDumbToLive Repeat about three times]]''. When they finally fight [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown she beats the crap out of him]] (even declaring [[Film/ThereWillBeBlood "I'm finished!"]]). When Cartman gets back onto his feet he tells the boys that since he's been beaten by a girl he'll be uncool. The boys tell him ''they never thought he was cool to begin with''. Cartman decides that since this is obviously impossible, the boys are lying to spare his feelings because they think he's so cool.