History Characters / TheyAreSmol

A deformed Jornassian who wears a complex prosthetic for his bad eyesight. He is a fan of humans; using their depiction in the media as a coping mechanism for his poor social standing.

* KitshCollection: Has an extensive collection of human-dolls; some of which he made himself.

[[Folder: Stk'shzsk/"Bleppy"]]

* GoodShepherd: They're a theocracy, and thus have a high ammount of priests ''per capita.'' They're also quite nice folk, superstrong-veloceraptor-chicken-men-ness nonwithstanding. They all have the ability to see (and presumably, objectively demonstrate the existance of) the souls of sapient creatures.
* HypotheticalFightDebate: A popular passtime is ''WebAnimation/{{DEATHBATTLE}}''-style arguing "who would win in a fight" between '' their religeon's popes'' ("Diarchs"). This is, strictly speaking, heresy, but since ''literally everyone'' does it (even the current Diarchs), it's not illegal.

* TheGoodShepherd: They're a theocracy, and thus have a high ammount of priests ''per capita.'' They're also quite nice folk, superstrong-veloceraptor-chicken-men-ness nonwithstanding. They all have the ability to see (and presumably, objectively demonstrate the existance of) the souls of sapient creatures.

* MadeOfPlastacine: In comparison to everyone else. The original First Contact between humans and the Karnakians went wrong when a Karnakian soldier impulsively tried to help up a human who had tripped over, and accidentally ripped both his arms off.

* HypotheticalFightDebate: A popular passtime is ''WebVideo/{{DEATHBATTLE}}''-style arguing "who would win in a fight" between '' their religeon's popes'' ("Diarchs"). This is, strictly speaking, heresy, but since ''literally everyone'' does it (even the current Diarchs), it's not illegal.

* HypotheticalFightDebate: A popular passtime is ''WebVideo/DEATHBATTLE''-style arguing "who would win in a fight" between '' their religeon's popes'' ("Diarchs"). This is, strictly speaking, heresy, but since ''literally everyone'' does it (even the current Diarchs), it's not illegal.

* HypotheticalFightDebate: A popular passtime is ''WebVideo/DeathBattle''-style arguing "who would win in a fight" between '' their religeon's popes'' ("Diarchs"). This is, strictly speaking, heresy, but since ''literally everyone'' does it (even the current Diarchs), it's not illegal.

The feathered dinosaur species. A theocratic people known for their chirpy dispositions and devout religious beliefs. They were the species who discovered humanity, but made a catastrophic miscalculation that ignited war on Earth and soured relations between the two species for a long time.

The wolf species. A monarchy whose people are known for their communal lifestyles and boisterous instincts.
They are fully intelligent, but they rely on scent to perceive others, which can override their conscious minds.

[[folder:Jornissians]]

Us. A democratic people relatively new to the galactic stage. They are known for their fragility, impulsive decisions, and bravado about all of the above. When a disastrous First Contact led them to believe they were in danger from the more advanced species, they bombed their homeworld in an act of suicidal defiance. This, and their total lack of interstellar colonies, led them to be classified as an endangered species. Integration into the galactic community is ongoing.

[[folder:Sapients]]

!!Karnakians

The feathered dinosaur species. A theocratic people known for their chirpy dispositions and devout religious beliefs. They were the species who discovered humanity, but made a catastrophic miscalculation that ignited war on Earth and soured relations between the two species for a long time. Much of their political maneuvering during the first arc is
aimed at righting this wrong. ​

!!Dorarizin

The wolf species. An monarchy whose people are known for their communal lifestyles and boisterous instincts.

* ImTakingHimHomeWithMe: During Fiest Contact, their ambassador kidnapped the entire Earth delegation because we smelled so strongly of "baby" it triggered her protective instincts.

* WonderfulWerewolf: They resemble werewolves, and they think we're adorable. Our body odour is chemically identical to their young's pheremones, so they catch a whiff of human and their every nerve starts screaming "protect the baby" at them. This leads to the males building and defending nests and the females herding us into them.

!!Jornissians

!!Humans

* FunWithSubtitles: Humans have a conditioning programme that involves giving [[NoSuchThingAsAlienPopCulture alien movies]] funny subtitles, in an effort to make the people represented therein less frightening. [[MistakenForRacist It almost causes an International Incident when they find out about it.]]
* HumansAreInsane: All three aliens look like anthropomorphocized predators: velociraptors, wolves, and cobras. Humans working on alien ships regularly go starkers and try to flee or fortify their positions.

* BigFriendlyDog: Humans smell just like their babies, triggering their parenting instincts. Consequently, they constantly want to play, but do their best to ignore it (and humans are given special cologne to give them a more mature scent).

* MoreTeethThanTheOsmondFamily: Three rows of 'em that are ''articulated,'' like the chilicerae of an arachnid.
* WonderfulWerewolf: They resemble werewolves, and they think we're adorable.

* PsychicPowers: They have exactly one: the ability to see people's "souls." This is tied to their backmost pair of eyes.

* HumansAreSpecial: We're the cosmic equivalent of a litter of puppies (especially where the Dorarizins are concerned). Karnakians appreciate our childlike worldview (and our [[BizzarreAlienSenses souls are beautiful]]), Jornissians think we give good hugs, and Dorarizins think we resemble their children.

* MoreTeethTganTheOsmondFamily: Three rows of 'em that are ''articulated,'' like the chilicerae of an arachnid.

* GiverOfLameNames: Our homeworld is "Earth" (ie, dirt), our sun is "the sun," our moon is "the moon" (and their official names, Terra, Sol, and Luna, are just Latin for, wait for it: Earth, The Sun, and The Moon), and our deity is "God." We're a very laconic people.

* HumansAreSpecial: We're the cosmic equivalent of a litter of puppies (especially where the Dorarizins are concerned). Karnakians appreciate our childlike worldview, Jornissians think we give good hugs, and Dorarizins think we resemble their children.

* HumansAreSpecial: We're the cosmic equivalent of a litter of puppies (especially where the Dorarizins are concerned).