History Characters / TheStarWarGatherings

!!Lang California / Carly / Lanta / LAN·card Swiss SIM / Carrisin / Rondo / Rando / Lando Cary Louisiana /Ran'o

* MundaneMadeAwesome: How else would you describe someone revealing their former name in a dramatic manner?

An alien Ford Racer pilot and one of The Peaceful Is Willing To's biggest rivals. He seems to be quite a {{Jerkass}}.

* AndImTheQueenOfSheba: In a rather Dadaist way. Says that if The Peaceful Is Willing To isn't a slave, [[NonSequitur he will pumpkin.]]

* PokeThePoodle: The [[FunWithSubtitles blog commentary]] interprets Sebulba's pumpkin line as him threatening to celebrate Halloween.

->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsEzraBridger Ezra Bridger]]

* AmbiguouslyHuman: Although he looks human, he claims to be a UsefulNotes/{{MIDI}} chlorian. Nothing weird by the standards of the Hopeless Situation Warriors, though.

!!The Main West / God Hammer

* AdaptationExplanationExtrication: Maul was revealed to be alive in ''WesternAnimation/StarWarsTheCloneWars'', but as that hasn't been translated, God Hammer is revealed to be alive in ''Ranger Soro'' without any explanation.

* DiseaseBleach: He's disgusted by the fact that Lord Bader has decided to hire bounty hunters.
-->'''The Head of the Medical Group:''' Bounty Hunter. We do not need their garbage.

* ContrastingSequelAntagonist: He wants to eliminate sex, in contrast to The D being... well, [[DirtyOldMan D the Superior]].

-> '''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsCrewOfTheGhost Sabine Wren]]

* AnythingThatMoves: She hopes she [...can fist all bad and this beautiful town].

* HandicappedBadass: He reveals to Allah Gold at dinner that he's blind.

* {{Mooning}}: The Peaceful Is Willing To claims that he did this to him at one point.

* DisabilitySuperpower: He can identify the toxic dart despite being blind.

* AmbiguousSyntax: It is unclear whether his job was hiring satellites when his name was Taunus Pulling To One Bogden, or a satellite hirer named Bogden nicknamed him Taunus Pulling.

* ReallyGetsAround: According to Kellogg, she breaks a few too many Hopeless Situation rules for his liking.

* IllKillYou: He takes Marry aside to tell him he wants to destroy him.

* CharacterBlog: Almost an InvertedTrope. He is a blogger InUniverse, but doesn't have a blog in RealLife. (At least not ''this'' version of the character.)

* RightHandHottie: She is Kleinden Worth's Senior Assistant.

* HeroicSelfDeprecation: Casually states he has no rights.
** Though this may be him complaining about the Empire of the First Choice's FantasticRacism.

* AdaptationExplanationExtrication: Due to only appearing in a single short episode in the ''Gatherings'' continuity, we have absolutely no explanation for who she is. It is implied that she did once meet Allah Gold, though which relationship they had is unknown.

* AdaptationExplanationExtrication: Unlike the original version, there is no indication that he was ever a member of the Spanish Inquisition.

An old friend of Mr. Thoreau, California is in charge of an "Empire of Love" despite claiming to be the manager of a factory.

[[folder:Gospel of Luke]]
!!Gospel of Luke / See Me / Who / The Main Road / Master Gospel Gospel / Peter / Luke Skywalker /The Empress of Tokyo / No Need / Samurai Master Lucas Godwalker / Look Skywalker / The Way To Increase Teachers / Luke Day Trip
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[[caption-width-right:350:"Coming soon. What is the difference between a father and a son?"]]
->'''Played by:''' Aidan Barton (baby), Creator/MarkHamill (adult) (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsLukeSkywalker Luke Skywalker]]

The son of Allah Gold and The Plum Of, twin brother of Bong Day (aka See). He was separated from his sister as a baby and raised in Africa by his aunt and uncle, hidden from Reaching the West of Reaches.
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* AdaptationalNiceGuy: A minor case. In ''The Final Hopeless Situation'' he tells Swiss to do what she thinks is impossible, as opposed to the original movie, where he tries to stop her by telling her that her plan won't go the way she thinks.
* {{Astrologer}}: Eyebrows/Swiss/Thunder refers to him as "The Master of Astrology."
* AuthorityInNameOnly: Is referred to as "Mr. President", despite only being a farmworker. Perhaps his farm is legally a company?
* {{Bifauxnen}}: Looks like a young man, but is actually female.
* {{Catchphrase}}: Says [[MemeticMutation "Do not want"]] more than any other character. Given that ''both'' of his parents said it in ''Backstroke of the West'', it might actually be hereditary.
* DisabledInTheAdaptation: Or rather, Disabled ''Earlier'' in the Adaptation. Following the lightsaber practice session in ''The Novelty Desire'', Ratio proudly declares that Gospel has lost his first foot.
* DubNameChange: Luke's name was apparently misinterpreted by the translator as "look" (in the way that a person might say "look at me!"), resulting in the name he has in ''Backstroke of the West''.
* EunuchsAreEvil: A subversion. He lacks a package, which he envies Thoreau for. However, he's always on the side of the Rebellion. His worst moment is refusing to train Swiss or help her redeem Kellogg, and even then he relents and uses the Wish Power to project himself on Crait to distract Kellogg so the Resistance can escape. Subverted even further in ''Hopeless Situation Return'', as it turns out that Gospel is female.
* HeroicSelfDeprecation: Calls himself "a failed Franchise/{{terminator}}" in ''The Counterattack Collection''.
* IHaveManyNames: Just like Allah Gold.
* LadyLooksLikeADude: Definitely. Gospel even has a beard in ''Final Hopeless Situation''.
* LoveAtFirstSight:
** As in the original film, he has this for Leah. It's taken even further here, though. [[SurpriseIncest (Mind you, they are still siblings...)]].
-->'''Gospel of Luke:''' Who is she? She is very sex appeal.
** He may also have feelings for Eyebrows/Swiss, given that his immediate reaction to meeting her is calling her his [[MayflyDecemberRomance wife.]] It's also possible that he believes Swiss has feelings for him, but he cannot return them.
-->'''Gospel Of Luke:''' I cannot like her as needed.
* MeaningfulName: His father was named Allah, while he is Gospel of Luke, two Abrahamic concepts.
* OurZombiesAreDifferent: Leah tells him that he died when she was very young.
* RaisedAsTheOppositeGender: He was raised as a boy up until adulthood, despite his lack of male genitalia. ''Hopeless Situation Return'' reveals that he's always been a girl.
* ThemeTwinNaming: His original name is See Me, and his sister's is See.
* UnexplainedRecovery: According to Bong Day, she died when he was very young. This does nothing to slow her down.
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[[folder:Aunt Voru]]
!!Aunt Voru / Aunt Sefrou
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[[caption-width-right:350:"Gospel of Luke the gospel of Luke!"]]
->'''Played by:''' Bonnie Piesse, Shelagh Fraser (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsTatooine Beru Lars]]

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Characters from ''WebVideo/BackstrokeOfTheWest'', ''WebVideo/TheNoveltyDesire'', ''WebVideo/TheCounterattackCollection'', and their [[FanSequel Fan Sequels]] ''WebOriginal/TheStarWarGatherings''.

!!Characters Introduced in ''WebVideo/BackstrokeOfTheWest''

[[folder:Allah Gold]]
!!Allah Gold / The Ratio Is Prosperous/ A Line / Liked To / The Peaceful Is Willing To / Reaching The West Of Reaches / Roy / El Nano Gold
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[[caption-width-right:350:"Only guarantee my cuckoldry the safety."]]
->'''Played by:''' Creator/JakeLloyd, Creator/HaydenChristensen (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsAnakinSkywalker Anakin Skywalker]]

A Young Hopeless Situation Warrior with great ambitions. Being unwilling to do a mediocre hopeless, he is deeply involved in the Presbyterian Church's war politics, though it's unclear whether he wants the war to continue or not.

* AcheyScars: He has one, and in ''The Duplicate Offensive'' he asks The Plum Of not to kiss it.
* AlmightyJanitor: Apparently, being a mere ''private'' makes him eligible to become an Elder.
* {{Ambadassador}}: He's a Hopeless Situation Warrior, and is also involved in some kind of peace negotiations.
* AmoralAfrikaner: Possibly. The guy's a morally ambiguous Caucasian soldier who's said to have been born in UsefulNotes/{{Africa}}, but it's never mentioned which specific country he comes from, presumably UsefulNotes/{{Tunisia}}.
* AnthropomorphicPersonification: He's "the relation of long peace." The Hopeless Situation Parliament does not like him because of this, and punish him by denying him the title.
* AnswersToTheNameOfGod: When you have "Allah" as your first name, this trope is pretty much unavoidable.
* ArtificialHuman: He briefly mentions that he was just made by the Presbyterian Church (the sentence ends there) to Ratio Tile.
* ArtisticLicenseReligion: Although his name is Allah (the god of Islam), he is appointed to the Presbyterian Church.
* TheAtoner: This may be the reasoning for his interest in restoring peace, assuming The Plum Of was right and the war really WAS caused by a mistake he made.
* BadassBureaucrat: Possibly. He's involved in many fights during his time as a Hopeless Situation warrior, and an offhand remark about him in ''[[WesternAnimation/StarWarsRebels Reply Is Minus]]'' implies he held a government job.
--> Ahsoka: "Haste, I was the last time I saw him, he was the Chancellor of the Exchequer, was saved."
* BadIsGoodAndGoodIsBad: He believes that "Heroes is just bad person," which might have influenced his FaceHeelTurn.
* BlueAndOrangeMorality: Even before turning to the Black Influence, Gold has second thoughts about killing The because "he is not just a prisoner" -- implying that killing him in cold blood would've been no problem if he ''had been'' a mere prisoner.
* BoomerangBigot: Describes the Plum Of as an "unknown white" despite himself being white.
* BrattyHalfPint: He was one as a child, outright telling Kui Tribute that he ''wanted'' to be a problem.
* BreakingTheFourthWall: Referring to The Plum Of's [[TragicKeepsake japor snippet]], Allah says he remembers the scene he gave it to her in.
* CaptainOblivious: [[CaptainObvious When he isn't pointing out the blatantly obvious,]] he is mostly just asking people what's happening and why.
* CasualKink: Suddenly asks Pair of Lady Microphone "If I want a lot of pain, please tell me."
* CombatSadomasochist: Apparently his killing off of the Hopeless Situation Warriors in their temples causes him to get "[[RagingStiffie at full cock]]", as noted by D The Superior.
* DeathSeeker: Claims to be looking for a way to die. Given many of his beliefs and decisions through the film, this explains a thing or two.
* {{Doublethink}}: He simultaneously wants to start more wars (in order to end war) and is also involved in peace negotiations. He doesn't seem to think there's any contradiction there. Maybe he simply wants the war to end and is willing to do anything to achieve that, whether it's diplomacy (peace negotiations) or force (start more wars).
* DoWrongRight: Seems annoyed that the war has not done a good job of disrupting the Republic. This might have been his mission all along.
* DumbMuscle: According to The D, he doesn't even know basic geometry, as he has to "study the square" -- and yet he still manages to destroy Hopeless Situation Warriors.
* EasyAmnesia: In ''The Duplicate Offensive'', he suddenly forgets who he and Ratio Tile are. He gets better later with no explanation.
* GiveHimANormalLife: He evidently doesn't want his child growing up to be a Hopeless Situation Warrior, even assuring The Plum Of that he won't need the child's help.
* HatesBeingTouched: He begs The Plum Of to not kiss his scar, and [[BerserkButton flies into a rage]] when thinking about the time Ratio Tile ''hugged'' him.
* ImmediateSelfContradiction: He has a habit of doing this.
-->"The R2 came right away, in a moment."
-->"I do not need the child's help. Our baby blesses god'sly."
-->"Let me enter the parliament. Do not let me."
* LawOfDisproportionateResponse: Whereas in the original film Anakin was motivated via a premonition of Padme dying in childbirth, here the premonition seems to instead depict The Plum Of being upset that their child was abducted shortly after birth, making Allah Gold's decision to turn to the Dark World even more disproportionate than it was originally.
* MeaningfulName: His name is ''The Peaceful Is Willing To'' and he seems to be involved in some kind of ''peace negotiations'' and at the same time, seems to be ''willing to'' [[StartXToStopX start more wars in order to ''end'' the war]].
* MyGodWhatHaveIDone: Has a moment after helping The D kill Text How Big.
-->"I did what"
* NotBigEnoughForTheTwoOfUs: When confronted by Ratio Tile at the end.
-->'''Ratio Tile:''' Let me killing your and?!?\\
'''Allah Gold:''' ''[coldly]'' Is not ''your'' new empire.
* ThePerfectionist: In ''Backstroke'', D describes Gold as such, noting that Gold is "unwilling to do a mediocre hopeless."
* PlantPerson: He thanks Ratio Tile for cultivating him after revealing that he is an ArtificialHuman.
* ReligiousAndMythologicalThemeNaming: Allah Gold later has a son [[spoiler: actually a daughter]] named Gospel of Luke.
* StartXToStopX: He wants to start more wars in order to ''end'' the war.
* ThatCameOutWrong: Several times. He instantly corrects The Plum Of's assumption that he was talking about some kind of bondage in his declaration of love, and later says "I do not need the child's help", [[VerbalBackspace quickly adding that the baby "blesses god'sly".]]

[[folder:Ratio Tile]]
!!Ratio Tile / The Willing to Compares / Ratio Prosperous / Card Ratio / Section Ratio General / The Section pulIs the Ratio / The compares the willing to Ratio / European Wan / Old Ben / Wan Kenobi / Obi-Wan Kenobi / The Kenobi / This / Austria Wang Wan Kenobi / Values Include
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[[caption-width-right:350:"He the my brothers in elephant is similar. I can not do it."]]
->'''Played by:''' Creator/EwanMcGregor, Creator/AlecGuinness (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsObiWanKenobi Obi-Wan Kenobi]]

Allah Gold's perverted and foul-mouthed teacher. He is not as politically minded as his student, though he is still very loyal to the Presbyterian Church. He may or may not be undead, and he may or may not be having an affair with The Plum Of.

* AnythingThatMoves: Ratio repeatedly states his desire to have sex with Allah Gold and states that he can have it with somebody's wife if he needs to.
* AdaptationalVillainy: Ratio is still a benevolent character who tries to aid Allah Gold, but he is now also a sexual maniac and a faithful member of a racist, warmongering organization. In ''The Duplicate Offensive'', he ominously states he'll pin the blame for the assassination attempts on someone's wife, and attempts to rope an unwilling Django into a scheme against Obi-Wan. Not an improvement over how evil the Presbyterian Church in general seems to be.
* AnguishedDeclarationOfLove: Possibly when Allah Gold/The Peaceful Is Willing To says that he will ruin him, where he responds with this.
--> "The Peaceful Is Willing To, you the past is my brothers, what I love is you!"
* BornInTheWrongCentury: Vanquish Is thinks so, at least. Considering Tile is a zombie, this might imply a lot of time passed between his death and his resurrection.
* BreakingTheFourthWall: "I was old" in ''Backstroke'' could be interpreted as him suddenly realizing that he's being played by Creator/EwanMcGregor instead of Creator/AlecGuinness, and basically saying "hey, didn't I used to be old?".
* CameraFiend: Implied. Ratio Tile claims to be in whole photographing, possibly for erotic purposes given his penchants.
* ChangeTheUncomfortableSubject: In recapping the meeting that Allah Gold missed, he starts out sheepishly talking about how "the combat report of the other warrior" mentioned ''his own'' depravity, then totally drops it and starts going into stuff about the war and the parliament.
* ComplainingAboutRescuesTheyDontLike: His only reaction to both Allah Gold and R2's efforts to save him from the Airship Robots is to say "Good kind of" to both them.
* DeadpanSnarker: He has his moments, like after the impressive crash-landing that smashed Lemon Avenue into rubble and nearly killed him, his apprentice and the supreme leader of the Gram Republic: he snarks that nobody is there to greet them.
* EasySexChange: [[WildMassGuessing Possibly.]] He is a man, but his period arrives during his fight with Allah Gold. ''Ghost the Threat'' supports this by having Qui-Gon mention his "transition".
* GrowingUpSucks: Ratio the Tile comments "I was old" after Allah Gold uses his powers to jump out of an elevator. He might be referring to his life before coming back as a zombie.
* HandicappedBadass: He claims to be this, though he shows no signs of being handicapped. If he really is disabled, his disability doesn't prevent him from performing any of his badass deeds from the original film.
* HeelRealization: He is surprised to discover during a briefing that he is apparently depraved (something that had always been obvious to the audience, though.)
* HeroicSelfDeprecation: Even though he displays great physical agility, he refers to himself as "disabled person".
* HonorBeforeReason: When Allah Gold says that Ratio Tile owes him seven times, Ratio reminds him that it's actually nine times, though the preceding events don't count for some reason.
* IHaveManyNames: His name is translated in more different ways than any other character.
* LargeHam: Has his moments.
-->"But is I to republic with '''DEMOCRATIC''' AND LOYAL TO!"
* LovableSexManiac: He seems to be a honorable, heroic being, but he has a serious problem with sex, to the point he talks about it constantly, is into erotic photo as a hobby and has illegitimate children all around.
* MajorInjuryUnderreaction: Of a mechanical sort. When the Airship Robots start tearing his airship apart, he merely grumbles about how bothersome they're being.
* MrViceGuy: He's a depraved and foul-mouthed guy who nonetheless believes the best of people.
-->"Everybody is good."
* NinjaPirateZombieRobot: Not counting his personality quirks, he's apparently a transexual zombie Hopeless Situation Warrior.
* NoPeriodsPeriod: Possibly averted, at least if this assertion by The Peaceful is Willing To is to be believed:
-->"Your dead period arrived, teacher"
** Alternatively, he could mean it in the sense it's his ''period'' of being ''dead'', which would basically mean "It's time to die."
*** [[TakeAThirdOption Both?]]
* ObliviouslyEvil: He's very surprised upon being informed that he's apparently depraved.
* OurZombiesAreDifferent: It turns out that, despite showing no signs of it, he is a zombie or some kind of lich, as revealed when Space General mentions that he died to settle an unspecified struggle. Alternatively, Ratio Tile might be actually Reach the Man's disciple, and as a result can use the Original Dint to come back from the brink of death.
* ReallyGetsAround: In ''The Duplicate Offensive'', Lama Su asks him if he's "Otherwise, the leading member of the Presbyterian Church fuck?" However, it's not until ''Backstroke of the West'' that he realizes just how depraved he is.
* RelatedInTheAdaptation: He now seems to be the father of the "pathetic people." Considering he is some kind of unholy being yet has sex with everybody, it's pretty understandable that he has a lot of children who don't carry the best genetics.
* RousseauWasRight: He believes that everybody is good.
* ScrewYourself: His claim that he "did [Allah Gold's] teacher" becomes disturbing, considering he's apparently describing himself. This implies he's a sex addict, so much that he does himself whenever he cannot find a suitable partner.
* SirSwearsALot: Is responsible for all four of the movie's [[PrecisionFStrike Precision F-Strikes.]]
* SkewedPriorities: He has a real problem with this.
** While an intense battle in space is raging around him and Allah Gold, he's mostly concerned about the disgusting thing entering the fray.
** Despite needing R2 to activate the elevator, his first priority is to find out if he "is fucking?"
** Instead of being relieved not to have died when Space General's airship nearly crashes, Ratio Tile complains that "the nobody greets" when they land. Could just be an example of dry post-danger wit.
** His first action in the wake of the massacre at the Hopeless Situation temple is to change the password on some random piece of equipment.
** When being told that The Plum Of is dying, Ratio Tile is only worried with whether she'll die quickly or not. Though this could be out of concern, as she's clearly suffering.
* SpellMyNameWithAThe: While being rescued in ''The Novelty Desire'', Princess Leah calls him "The Kenobi."
* TheStrengthOfTenMen: He claims to fight with the strength of a dozen during his final fight with Reach the West.
* TimeTravel: He's been able to escape by jumping to a day after the fair.
* TokenGoodTeammate: The Hopeless Situation Warriors are evil in this continuity, but Ratio Tile seems to be a well-meaning guy who cares for Allah Gold, even if he's a bit sex-crazy.
* {{Troll}}: Uses his [[JediMindTrick Hopeless Situation Mind Trick]] to make a ST ER ORMTROOP say "They can not robots we do fuck."
* UnexplainedRecovery: According to Space General, he has already died. This does nothing to slow him down.

[[folder:D the Superior]]
!!D the Superior / The D / The Pudding / Dark Improbity / Merkel / Map / Jehovah the West Four / Paul / Pa El Pattinson / Mahler T / Parkinase
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[[caption-width-right:350:"You are already at full cock now. Spread all over the place, the empire."]]
->'''Played by:''' Creator/IanMcDiarmid (stock footage)
->'''Voiced by:''' Benjamin Norman Pierce
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsEmperorPalpatine Sheev Palpatine]]

The Supreme leader of the Gram Republic, and secretly the West Emperor of the Dark World as well. He has a fondness of constantly giving himself new titles, and is also a notorious DirtyOldMan, which the Hopeless Situation Parliament plans to exploit in order to usurp him.

* AdaptationalNiceGuy: ''Revenge of the Sith'' heavily implied that Palpatine was the apprentice who murdered Darth Plagueis; here, Reach the Man was killed by his land, not by The D. It's also said that the war wasn't started by him, but by Allah Gold, meaning that The D might genuinely be a WellIntentionedExtremist doing what he feels is necessary to end the conflict. However, it's still undeniable that he's not a good person: he causes the destruction of the Hopeless Situation Warriors, and he's every bit as ambitious and power-hungry as Palpatine, wanting to be [[GratuitousGerman aller]] strong and big than anyone.
* AdaptationalSexuality: Implied to be gay. He never shows any sexual interest in women and the Presbyterian Church specifically sends a handsome young ''man'' to seduce him. In ''The Counterattack Collection'', he tells Lord Bader "I need a new man." The way he describes Emperor Reach The Man is also rather homoerotic.
-->"He is so strong and big."
* AmbitionIsEvil: Just like his original incarnation, and perhaps even more so. Instead of complimenting Allah Gold's power before his fight with Vanquish Is, he crows that he will be "aller strong and big than anyone."
* AntiVillain: He orders the massacre of the Hopeless Situation Warriors, but he actually has a lot of reasons to act against them: they were openly racist towards him for being from the West, to the point they tried to compromise his career by a HoneyTrap, and according to him it was one of them, Allah Gold, who started the war, possibly on their orders. In general, he comes off rather as a NobleDemon who was left simply no other option.
* BadassBoast: His address to the parliament after his assassination attempt:
-->"Want to assassinate my person, to leave the scar became me disable and sick. However my power has always been. to have no like. For insuring the future safety with prospers . . . the Republic organizes afresh, become THE EMPIRE OF THE FIRST CHOICE! This is for the sake of a more safe the society . . ."
* BadGuysPlayPool: He admits to playing billiards in ''The Emergence of the Weather by the Rows''.
* BigStupidDoodooHead: In ''Hopeless Situation Return'', The D calls Gospel a "Baby idiot" before he attacks him.
* TheBully: Apparently, his motivations were to "bully and decieve death."
* CloudCuckoolander: While all of the characters can come off as this thanks to the incomprehensible dialogue they all bring to the table, the IceCreamKoan D uses to describe the Dark World is so utterly bizarre that Allah Gold can only respond with a stunned [[FlatWhat "You say what?"]]
* CorruptCorporateExecutive: Describes the Dark Force Face as a company when talking to Kellogg in ''The Emergence of the Weather by the Rows''.
-->"Dark Force Face This is a company."
* DirtyOldMan: He's apparently notorious for being this, as the Hopeless Situation Presbyterian orders Allah Gold to spy on him in order to learn more about his sex life. However, The D instead seduces Gold into having an affair with him, and casually dishes out lewd comments such as informing Gold (then Reaching the West of Reaches) he is "at full cock" and urging him to "spread all over the place [[UnusualEuphemism the Empire]]." [[MeaningfulName Guess they don't call him "The D" for nothing.]]
* DirtyOldMonk: Gives off this impression. He's never actually said to be a man of the cloth, but he ''is'' a religious DirtyOldMan dressed in monk-like robes. Subverted at the end, when he reveals all his religious outlook was all facade.
* DrunkOnTheDarkSide: Subverted: rather than crow about "UNLIMITED POWAAAAAAH!" as Palpatine did, D simply gives Text How Big a final cruel taunt... at least it ''might'' have been a final cruel taunt before hurling him out the window.
-->'''D:''' Get to say with you that part... FOREVER!
* TheEndIsNigh: Claims this at one point:
-->"The judgment day of world come quickly, general"
* EvilCounterpart: Palpatine was already one to both Obi-Wan and Yoda in canon, but D is primarily one to Ratio Tile: both are [[DirtyOldMan extremely perverted]], claim to be disabled though show no outward signs of any disability, and make advances towards Allah Gold at multiple points.
* EvilIsBigger: His stated ambition is to be stronger and bigger than anyone else.
* FireWaterJuxtaposition: He seems to see the Wish Power as this. He says that the Dark World is like "the fire of water."
* GratuitousGerman:
-->"I would be aller strong and big than everyone."
* HandicappedBadass: Claims to have been left disabled and sick by his fight with Text How Big, but he still has little trouble seeing off Vanquish Is when they battle.
* IAmTheNoun: Combined with DoubleEntendre, he says that he's the "member" of the Senate.
* InterplayOfSexAndViolence: A firm believer in this, telling Allah Gold that he "makes out quite good" after seeing him defeat and kill The and later praising him for achieving "[[RagingStiffie full cock]]" by slaughtering all the Hopeless Situation Warriors in the temple, and he uses "strong and big" as a euphemism for "powerful."
* LegacyCharacter: Maybe. The translation doesn't make any real distinction between "The Emperor" (Darth Plagueis, [[SparedByTheAdaptation who is implied to still be alive]]) and "The West Emperor" (Darth Sidious), so it's possible that it is a title that passes from master to apprentice. Or maybe that D is lying in his tale and they are actually the same person (unless Darth Plagueis is R2).
* LikeIsLikeAComma: "The Presbyterian Church, like, enjoys you not."
* MeaningfulName: "The D" is common slang for the male genitalia, especially on the Internet. So it doesn't come as a surprise that the man commonly known as "The D" is not only a DirtyOldMan, but also kind of [[{{Jerkass}} a dick]] in general, to put it mildly.
* NobleDemon: He is definitely more honorable and well-meant than the Hopeless Situation Warriors, if still ruthless and power-hungry.
* NoYou: His response when Text How Big says that he failed is "Not. Not- You just failed."
* PetTheDog: Speaker D outwardly admits that he had used Allah Gold to kill Text How Big, and that he has [[YouHaveOutlivedYourUsefulness no more use for him...]] before offering Allah Gold a chance to be his student anyway for no reason other than apparently having grown fond of him. He also doesn't seem to resent Allah Gold for starting the war, probably guessing that Allah Gold was being manipulated by his superiors the same way.
* PopularityPower: One possible interpretation of his power having always been "to have no like" is that this is [[InvertedTrope Inverted]], and if so, he may gain power from having a ZeroPercentApprovalRating.
* ThePowerOfHate: Claims that his power has always been "to have no like." This may also be interpreted as BlessedWithSuck, depending on who's doing the liking.
* PowerOfTheVoid: He apparently taps into a "great void" for his power. During the crux of his duel with Text How Big, his great void grows weak, preventing him from overcoming the Hopeless Situation Elder before Allah Gold intervenes.
* PowerPerversionPotential: He suggests Allah Gold to "study the dark power in usage with me."
* ReasonableAuthorityFigure: Another thing that sets him apart from Palpatine. Excessive formality and groveling from his underlings seems to annoy him on some level, such as when he bluntly tells the kneeling, newly-christened Reaching The West Of Reaches to "Get up." after the latter pledges his loyalty. After killing off the Abruption Doctrine leaders on the wood method star, Allah Gold responds to The D's new orders with a casual "All right, Host.", and D seems entirely okay with it. Later in his reign he treats his close allies fairly well, considering he let South Host go on vacation.
* RefugeInAudacity: He simply, and bluntly, orders the [[BumblingSidekick Republic Troopseses]] to kill the Hopeless Situation Warriors once their time runs out. Rather than question this order, they immediately comply.
* TheReveal: After everything he does to make religion legal in the Milky Way and all the events that follow, he reveals to Gospel that [[spoiler: he was an atheist all along and was only using religious beliefs to further manipulate the galaxy.]]
-->[[spoiler:[[WhamLine "Your friends too faith"]]]]
* RoyalWe: Briefly lapses into this while assuring Allah Gold that he's fine upon being rescued by Gold and Ratio Tile. Being secretly an Emperor of the West, it's natural.
* ScrewTheRulesIMakeThem: His EstablishingCharacterMoment from ''Ghost The Threat'', with an unusual emphasis on the "screwing" part.
-->'''West Emperor:''' I want to [[PrecisionFStrike fuck]] it into law.
* SophisticatedAsHell: Oddly mashes together FloweryElizabethanEnglish and ValleyGirl syntax in the line "The Presbyterian Church, like, enjoys you not."
* ThenLetMeBeEvil: Some of his dialogue suggests that he tried to do the right thing at first, but constant attacks by the Presbyterian Church (which were implied to be motivated by bigotry) eventually drove him to unleash his ambitions, destroy them, and take supreme power.
* TokenGoodTeammate: He claims to be this, as he reveals that he also belongs to the Hopeless Situation Presbyterian, despite disapproving of their plot "to rule." Though this might be mostly because he is already the [[InconsistentDub Prime Minister / Governor / Speaker / West Emperor / Big King,]] [[TheStarscream and simply fears that the other Hopeless Situations will betray him.]]
* UndyingLoyalty: To the Black Influence. At some point in time, he needed it to save himself from [[NoodleIncident something]], and as such holds it in high regard.
* VillainRespect: He calls Ratio Tile "prosperous" for training Allah Gold well enough to defeat The in single combat.
* VillainsWantMercy: In a scene relatively unchanged from the original, he beseeches Text How Big to show mercy, and for Allah Gold to save him when Text How Big is clearly not in a giving vein.
-->'''Speaker D''': (terrified) Beg...you...!
* WellIntentionedExtremist:
** Paints himself as this, notably before his battle with Text How Big.
-->"[[TranquilFury That I]] ''[[PreAsskickingOneLiner have]]'' [[TranquilFury to revolt]]."
** In ''Ghost The Threat'', he's willing to offer sexual favors to make religion legal in the galaxy.
* WoobieDestroyerOfWorlds: You can hardly blame him for being evil since his power has always been [[AllOfTheOtherReindeer to have no like.]]
* WorkingThroughTheCold: Has an intense duel with with Vanquish Is mere hours after telling the Parliament that he became disabled and sick. He might have been exaggerating to invoke their sympathy, but he does look a bit physically ravaged.

[[folder:The Plum Of]]
!!The Plum Of / The Gets The Rice / Pair of Lady Microphone
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[[caption-width-right:350:"At the time of we still canning make leave the all these."]]
->'''Played by:''' Creator/NataliePortman (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsPadmeAmidala Padmé Amidala]]

Allah Gold's lover. She blames him for starting the war, and believes herself to have suffered a miscarriage. Fortunately she turns out to be wrong, meaning that she will still give birth to children which will help her clean the house while she feeds it. [[spoiler: She did shout "Do not want" before her lover did.]]

* BizarreAlienBiology: Apparently, whatever species of HumanAlien she is should not be capable of shivering.
-->'''Allah Gold:''' Are you o.k.? You is shivering. How?
* BondageIsBad: She misinterprets Allah Gold's declaration of love, thinking he wants her to tie him up, and seems disturbed by the thought.
* CovertPervert: In the BondageIsBad example, ''she's'' the one who, totally out of nowhere, suggests that Allah Gold wants her to tie him up. He then seems embarrassed by the idea.
* DidYouDie: She asks The Peaceful Is Willing To this question.
-->'''The Plum of That:''' Hear of you is killed.\\
'''Allah Gold:''' I did not die, is not.
* EatsBabies: She seems worried that her child will be sent to the slaughterhouse.
-->'''The Plum Of:''' Is that baby on the hoof?
* FaceOfAnAngelMindOfADemon: When they first meet, The Peaceful Is Willing To calls her a "beautiful monster."
* HatesBeingTouched: She tells Bottle that she doesn't want to hold him.
* RunDontWalk: A rare example outside of a video game. She can't walk on a road meant for running about.
* ThatMakesMeFeelAngry: After learning The Peaceful Is Willing To has joined the Dark World, The Plum Of tearfully tells him, "You let me feeling sad!"
* VowOfCelibacy: Has apparently taken one in ''The Duplicate Offensive''. It obviously doesn't stick, given that she ends up pregnant with Allah Gold's children.

[[folder:Vanquish Is]]
!!Vanquish Is / Particularly Reach the Master / UsefulNotes/{{Dada}} / Sir Yoda / Master Judas / Master Ioda / Master Ayoda / Master Iodine
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[[caption-width-right:350:"We must ruin the west."]]
->'''Played by:''' Creator/FrankOz (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsJediCouncil Yoda]]

An elder of the Hopeless Situation Parliament. He attempts to ruin the West by feigning surrender and fighting The D, but the powers of the Dark World are too strong and big for Particularly Reach the Master, forcing him to leave the country.

* AdaptationalJerkass: Yoda could sometimes be an insensitive hardass, but Vanquish Is is downright psychotic, in addition to underhanded and amoral. He has still redeeming qualities, though. Swears a lot in the ''Counterattack Collection''.
* AdaptationalNiceGuy: From Anakin's perspective, Yoda was mostly just a HeroAntagonist in ''Revenge of the Sith''. Here, on the other hand, Vanquish Is is significantly more supportive of Allah Gold than Yoda was of Anakin, defending him as "a right candidate" when Text How Big distrusts him and later noting his "experience" as a reason to give him the mission of finding Space General though this is overruled.
* AdaptationalVillainy: Aside from being a psycho, he's here an high-ranked member of a racist, manipulative organization with questionable activities and which possibly started the war. In ''The Duplicate Offensive'', after Camino has been found, he tells Ratio Tile to delete all files related to it, suggesting the Hopeless Situation Warriors were using the planet for some sinister purpose.
* AntiVillain: He's manipulative, violent and part of an evil organization, but he still cares for Allah Gold and is firmly against drugs (which might even be the reason why his order started a war to damage the Gram Republic in the first place), and it's implied that at least some of his villainy might come from a troubled personal life.
* AttentionDeficitOohShiny: He can't seem to focus on helping Ratio Tile find Camino, talking instead about finding "fuck and wan planets", then bringing up his past relationship with someone named Sarah.
* AxCrazy: Even if his previous goals seemed to be ultimately well-intentioned, he openly tells to Gospel to destroy everything.
* CaptainObvious: At one point, he notes that “[[ShapedLikeItself The current time arrived.]]”
* CrossDressingVoices: He is clearly voiced by a woman, leading to some LarynxDissonance.
* DarkAndTroubledPast: Apparently related to an ex named Sarah.
* DestroyTheEvidence: He encourages Ratio Tile to "delete the email", but soon realizes it can't be done.
* DirtyOldMan: He appears to encourage the younglings to look for sex.
* DrivenToMadness: Possibly. He used to be a sort of WellIntentionedExtremist back when the Presbyterian Church still existed, but when Gospel finds him, he has devolved into an OmnicidalManiac. It's thus implied that the destruction of his organization and his long exile abroad made him lose his head over the years.
* DrugsAreBad: He seems to be worried that the Hopeless Situation Warriors will become addicted to cocaine.
-->"Wait until the gram the person discovers. Will use very long hours."
** Considering The Plum Of's comment to Allah Gold about him being too high, perhaps these worries aren't entirely without merit.
* EmotionallyTongueTied: When he says goodbye to Drag Along, he tells him "I will miss your--", but can't finish the sentence and leaves without saying anything else.
* HealingHands: In ''The Counterattack Collection'', he causes the "cancellation" of Gospel's "heart problems."
* IronicName: He's sometimes called Master Judas, a very ironic name for someone who was betrayed by a disciple named Allah Gold.
* ISurrenderSuckers: He sneaks into The D's chambers late in the film this way:
-->'''Speaker D:''' Vanquish Is. You surrendered.\\
'''Vanquish Is:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Surprise.]]
* KnowWhenToFoldEm: Decides to RunForTheBorder when he fails to beat The D in their fight.
* OmnicidalManiac: In ''The Counterattack Collection'', he urges Gospel to "destroy all."
* TheOneThatGotAway: Sarah, as mentioned in ''The Duplicate Offensive'', though his vague, defensive statement that "Sarah happened" suggests it's not a topic he likes to discuss. Maybe she was a bad enough partner to have been a human disaster for him and[=/=]or some kind of unpleasant NoodleIncident figured into the breakup.
* ThePaladin: Taken even further than in canon, as he actually holds the title "sir."
* PragmaticHero: Perfectly willing to use [[ISurrenderSuckers dirty]] [[RunForTheBorder tricks]] in his efforts to ruin the west.
* RunForTheBorder: [[http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/4184/botw95zg5.jpg States that he must leave the country after being defeated by The Pudding.]]
* SexFaceTurn: He plans a FanDisservice variant when he insists that “[he] must [[{{Robosexual}} hold tight the Space General]]” to end the war.
* SirSwearsALot: Particularly in ''The Counterattack Collection''.
* WellIntentionedExtremist: Implied. If the Gram Republic is a narco-state as it sounds like, then it would be natural for an anti-drugs figure like Vanquish Is to act against it.

[[folder:Text How Big]]
!!Text How Big/Mike/Hammer
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[[caption-width-right:350:"Adult, you were caught."]]
->'''Played by:''' Creator/SamuelLJackson (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsJediCouncil Mace Windu]]

A powerful black Hopeless Situation master who tries to have Speaker D caught fucking. Tends to be fairly rude to most people he encounters. Really dislikes foolish people, young people, [[BoomerangBigot grown-up people, and black people]].

* AdaptationalJerkass: The original Windu was already a blunt jerk, but Text How Big makes him look sweet by comparison.
* AdaptationalVillainy: Like Vanquish Is and the rest of the Presbyterian Church.
* BigGood: Seems to be, as The D considered him the biggest threat around, although Text's faction makes it more of an EvilVersusEvil affair.
* BoomerangBigot: Seems to be his schtik. He's against the notion of compromising with black people despite himself being a black person, and also dislikes The D for being an adult despite being portrayed by an actor in his fifties.
* TheComicallySerious: While most of the cast is this to a certain extent, he's especially notably due to being TheStoic.
* TheDreaded: The D doesn't even consider putting his plans into action as long as Text How Big is around: he outwardly admits to Allah Gold that his sole interest in the boy [[PetTheDog (at least at first)]] was because he could use Allah Gold to get Text How Big out of the way.
* EntendreFailure: Doesn't get the innuendo behind The D's statement that he's the "member" of the Senate, judging from his response that he's not the only one.
* HatesEveryoneEqually: Including himself.
* KnightTemplar: He decides to kill The D rather than have him stand trial because he believes The D is so powerful he will pull a KarmaHoudini. This causes Allah Gold to turn to The D’s side and gets Text How Big killed.
* OddNameOut: While Text How Big is a pretty normal name by the standards of the Presbyterian Church, ''Mike'' is definitely an odd name among Vanquish Is, Ratio Tile, and even his own alternate names.
* ProperlyParanoid: Expresses doubt that Allah Gold can handle the mission to spy on Speaker D. He turns out to be absolutely right, but it makes no difference in the end: Speaker D's plan goes off without a hitch, Allah Gold goes to the Dark World, and Text How Big goes careening out the window.
* SophisticatedAsHell: This gem, from ''Ghost The Threat''.
-->'''Text How Big:''' This will put pressure on alliances to [[UnusualEuphemism broaden the fuck confrontation.]]
* SpecialPersonNormalName: Is occasionally called 'Mike'.
* UnderestimatingBadassery: Zig-zagged. When Allah Gold tries to warn him about The D's power, Text How Big dismisses his concerns as foolish. He ends up losing the three Hopeless Situation Warrior accompanying him in seconds after the battle starts, but he still manages to get D on the ropes: if Allah Gold hadn't [[FaceHeelTurn betrayed him, he would have won.]]
* WeHaveReserves: Averted. He specifies that only specific "troopseses" whom The Master Of is helping should be sent into battle, and not anyone else.
* WorthyOpponent: He praises Space General as being very successful and crafty. This dynamic between them is notably not present in the original, where he denigrates him as a coward who runs and hides.
* YouNoTakeCandle: "I feel that this child cans not handles. I distrust him."

[[folder:Space General]]
!!Space General / General Space / The Space In Not the General
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[[caption-width-right:350:"Sir, you came finally. I always at expect your come."]]
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsGeneralGrievous General Grievous]]

A very deceitful, skillful former Hopeless Situation warrior who turned to the Black Influence, becoming a Big. He is quite obsessed with Ratio Tile, is very respectful to Ratio Tile and threatens to punish his robotic minions by feeding them dog.

* AdaptationalBadass: In the original movie, he was trained by The in lightsaber combat. Here, his dialogue hints that he was at one point a full-fledged Hopeless Situation Warrior! Text How Big also remarks that the Space General will always succeed to succeed, as opposed to the original line in which his counterpart disregarded General Grievous as a coward who would run and hide.
* AdaptationalNiceGuy: Space General is also consistently nicer to his underlings in this version, besides a one-off threat to feed them all dog. When the Abruption Doctrine leaders question his ability to keep them safe, he begs them to believe him rather than threaten them as he did in the original work, and when it looks like Ratio and Gold will escape capture on his airship, he urges his troops to escape.
* AffablyEvil: Unlike Grievous, Space General's worst moment was a one-off time he threatened to feed dog to his troops after their failure. Other than that, he doesn't come across as that bad a guy, being impeccably polite even to his enemies and AFatherToHisMen.
* AmbitionIsEvil: He may be motivated by this, as he may be plotting to betray the leaders of the Abruption Doctrine and seize power for himself.
* BenevolentBoss: He threatens to feed dog to his troops, who are [[MechaMooks robots]], but aside from this, he seems to care for them, twice taking on his enemies personally so that they have a chance to escape.
* BigStupidDoodooHead: For all his menace, he sure as hell can't trashtalk: his response to Allah Gold insulting him is to call him a "smelly boy."
* ChronicBackstabbingDisorder: A fallen Hopeless Situation Warrior planning to betray his new Abruption Doctrine allies for his own gain. Lampshaded by Text How Big.
-->'''Text How Big''': "He's very deceitful!"
* CrazyPrepared: Apparently he anticipated that The D would ask him to transfer his troops to "the wood method star", because he tells D "That has completed, my host" when he makes the suggestion. Of course, this might just be an example of how he's "very deceitful" and he lied about it to impress The D.
* CutHisHeartOutWithASpoon: When Allah Gold and Ratio Tile escape, he orders his troopers to "batter to death them!"
* DivideAndConquer: According to Speaker D, his plan is to "splits up the Doctrine Alliance leads."
* DragonAscendant: Going by the above, he may be trying to do this.
* EatingMachine: His {{Mooks}} might be this.
* EvilIsHammy: Very much so.
-->'''BATTER TO DEATH THEM!'''
* EvilIsSexy: [[invoked]][[InUniverse Seems to think this]]:
-->"[[ADateWithRosiePalms Beat]], we are great and black influences."
* AFatherToHisMen: Aside from a one-off threat to make his troops eat dog (which he almost certainly didn't intend to actually do, if anything because they are robots), Space General is nothing but caring towards them. This is shown whenever a Hopeless Situation Warrior enters the fray. When Ratio Tile and Allah Gold get their lightsabers back, he [[HoldTheLine holds them off to give his subordinates time to escape]], knowing they're hopelessly outmatched. Later, when Ratio tracks him down, he insists on fighting him personally, and later runs off to draw him away from the troops.
* ForgotAboutHisPowers: Despite at one point being a Hopeless Situation Warrior, at no point does he use the Wish Power on Ratio Tile during their fight. Considering how close the battle was, it's not unreasonable to think he could have won outright if he had. May be a FridgeBrilliance if you remember that in the original movies, one's ability to use The Force is directly related to the amount of Midi-chlorian one has in his/her body and Midi-chlorian can only survive within an organic host, and since Space General is probably about 95+% machine it's understandable that he can no longer use the Wish Power.
* ForgottenFriendNewFoe: He may have once served alongside Ratio Tile, as he reveals that he was once in the latter's "Hopeless Situation encampment."
* HeroicSacrifice: He distracts and duels Ratio Tile so Ratio won't harm his minions, which could be seen as one since he dies in that duel.
* KnowWhenToFoldEm: Considering he used to be one himself, Space General is well aware of how powerful Hopeless Situation Warriors are: as soon as Allah Gold and Ratio Tile get their lightsabers back, he decides getting his troops out alive is more important than recapturing The D.
-->"Leave he! Run, quickly!"
* LargeHam: His voice actor clearly has a lot of fun with the role in the dubbed version.
* MinionWithAnFInEvil: More ''[[TheDragon Dragon]]'' with an F in [[{{Jerkass}} jackassery]], but he totally sucks at threats and insults: the best punishment he can think of for his troops is to feed them dog ([[AFatherToHisMen likely because he's so caring towards them normally]]), tells them to "batter to death them" three different times, and goes with [[BigStupidDoodooHead "smelly boy"]] when insulting Allah Gold.
* NoNonsenseNemesis: He immediately orders his troops to kill Ratio Tile and Allah Gold when they infiltrate his airship, and as soon as he sees his elite guard go down, he decides to get the rest of his men out of there, knowing they will not stand a chance.
* OhCrap: When Ratio and Allah Gold get their weapons back, he immediately orders his [[EliteMook MagnaGuards]] to batter to death them, and when they go down he orders a hasty retreat for the rest of his forces.
* OldSoldier: Refers to himself as an "old man", but as he has an uber-powerful cyborg body, is fully capable of taking on Ratio Tile.
* OutOfCharacterMoment: Inverted, in a way. His first onscreen interaction with his troops is when, in a moment of frustration, he threatens to feed them dog. The rest of the time, he's [[AFatherToHisMen far more concerned for them]].
* PoliteVillainsRudeHeroes: In contrast to his original incarnation, Space General is surprisingly polite, especially compared to his pottymouthed nemesis Ratio Tile.
* TheStarscream: Apparently, he is this to the leaders of the Abruption Doctrine.
* VillainRespect: Seems to have a degree of this for Section Ratio, referring to him as "Sir" during their meeting on the airship and then, on the Pimping Mainland, complimenting him as a day of brave before commanding his troops to killed him.
* WildCard: The D suggests that he is planning something against the leaders of the Abruption Doctrine, whom he is supposedly fighting for.

[[folder:Commanding Officer]]
!!Commanding Officer
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[[caption-width-right:350: "Unfortunately of is great majority city all. On the pimping mainland in this area..."]]
->'''Played by:''' Creator/TemueraMorrison (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsCloneTroopers Commander Cody]]

A Republic Troopseses officer who... [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin well]]... holds the title of Commanding Officer for Section Ratio General's unit of Troopseses.

* BlindObedience: He immediately, and without question, complies with D The Superior's orders in killing off the Hopeless Situations, once their time runs out.
* EveryoneCallsHimBarkeep: An army commander named Commanding Officer.
* FaceHeelTurn: Speaker D orders him to kill off the Hopeless Situation Warriors because time has run out. He immediately complies by having Ratio Tile, who is a Hopeless Situation, gunned down.
* MookLieutenant: For Ratio Tile's Republic Troopseses, and later, one for Speaker D once the Hopeless Situations' time runs out.
* RaceAgainstTheClock: He was apparently working on a timetable to resolve Speaker D's conflict with the Hopeless Situation Warriors. Speaker D tells him "time is up" before ordering him to kill them off immediately.
* SatelliteCharacter: All of his scenes are him serving under Section Ratio General, and later, trying to have him killed under D The Superior's orders when "time is up."

[[folder:[=R2=]]]
!!R2 / Reach the Man / R2-D2 / A map / Atu
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[[caption-width-right:350:"Reach the man, beat it in the in-between eye."]]
->'''Played by:''' Kenny Baker, Jimmy Vee (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsRebelHeroes R2-D2]]

Allah Gold's foolish RobotBuddy. Despite his helpfulness, most people never really treat him with any respect. He may or may not be the same person as the former emperor of the West.

* AdaptationNameChange: The sole aversion of this in the entire dub, at least when he isn't referred to as Reach The Man.
* AmbiguousGender: He's usually referred to as male, but at one point in ''The Novelty Desire'' Blow the Skin calls him her wife.
* AmbiguousSituation: It's not clear if he really is the former West Emperor or if he just happens to have the same name. Also R4-P17 is called "R2" in ''Backstroke of the West''.
* ObfuscatingStupidity: Allah Gold twice instructs him to be "foolish", suggesting that he is good at pulling this off.
* OfficialCouple: Is outright stated to be Blow The Skin's wife in ''The Novelty Desire''.
* OneSteveLimit: Averted. Not only does R2 share his name with all the other astromech droids, he's also referred to as "Reach the Man", which is also the name of... the original film's Darth Plagueis.
* [[TheManBehindTheMan The Reach the Man Behind the Man:]] This translation suggests that R2 is a Sith Lord, given that both he and Darth Plagueis are referred to as "Reach the Man".
* TheVoiceless: Unlike most other characters, R2 gets to keep his "voice" from the film.
* YoungerAndHipper: Apparently. He and Blow the Skin are referred to as "childses" by Senator.

[[folder:Senator]]
!!Senator
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[[caption-width-right:350:"Execuse me particularly reach the master."]]
->'''Played by:''' Creator/JimmySmits (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsRebelAlliance Bail Organa]]

[[EveryoneCallsHimBarkeep A senator]] who takes Ratio Tile and Vanquish Is to Governor D's city, and also helps the latter leave the country afterwards. As thanks for his trouble, Blow the Skin is later offered to Senator as a wife.

* BrutalHonesty: Tells Ratio Tile in the bluntest manner possible that most of his comrades have been killed.
-->"Look, your loss very miserably heavy."
* CaptainObvious: Perhaps. Upon witnessing a young Hopeless Situation learner attempting to fight off a squad of troopseses, he shouts at the young Hopeless to run -- after he'd already been shot dead.
* EveryoneCallsHimBarkeep: He's a senator who's consistently addressed as merely "Senator."
* ExoticExtendedMarriage: While he proudly declares Blow the Skin to be his wife, he's shown with a human wife a little later, suggesting that human/droid {{Polyamory}} might be common on his planet.
* LukeIAmYourFather: Maybe. Blow The Skin calls R2 "my kid", while at the end of the film, Senator reveals that Blow the Skin "is [his] wife." It's perfectly possible that in this version of Star Wars, Bail Organa is the father of R2-D2.
* {{Robosexual}}: Might be this, as he takes Blow the Skin as his wife. In fact, one could infer from his line "I will take the girl with the wife" that the only reason he even agrees to adopt See is so that he can get his hands on Blow the Skin as well.

[[folder:Blow the Skin]]
!!Blow the Skin / C-3PO / I Occupy To Walk First / Professor Xu / [[Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration Picard]] / Saint Leather Austria / Blow Pio / Blowing the Skin
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[[caption-width-right:350:"Where does he want to go? Do you must walk?"]]
->'''Played by:''' Creator/AnthonyDaniels (stock footage)
->'''Voiced by:''' Zachary Skoubis (WebVideo/BackstrokeOfTheWest)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsRebelHeroes C-3PO]]

A {{Fembot}} in the service of The Gets The Rice, and also the mother of Reach The Man or R2. She is eventually given to Senator as a wife.

* AmbiguousGender: Blow the Skin appears to be a fembot, but is voiced by a man and has a SomethingElseAlsoRises moment.
* BeautifulSlaveGirl: Is temporarily one of Java's slaves in ''Hopeless Situation Return'' and upon her first meeting with EV-9D9, the latter is just amazed at how pretty she is.
-->'''EV-9D9:''' Gorgeous... We have no explanation.
* CallingMeALogarithm: Early in ''The Novelty Desire'', she takes offence when R2 calls her a philosopher.
* {{Catchphrase}}: Expect her to declare "We fuck be die." whenever things seem to be going south.
* CrosscastRole: Technically. She has a voice similar to Creator/AnthonyDaniels' original voice of C-3PO (and is still played physically by him), [[GenderFlip but the dialogue implies that the character is actually female.]] [[AccidentallyCorrectWriting (Protocol droids look mostly the same, regardless of gender.)]]
* GenderFlip: She seems to be a female version of C-3PO, who -- ironically -- was designed to look like a male version of the {{Fembot}} Futura from ''Film/{{Metropolis}}'', [[IncrediblyLamePun so you might say that the circle is now complete.]]
* GoodFortuneFromGod: Believes in this.
-->"God is merciful to me!"
* HypocriticalHumor: Chides Mr. Thoreau for being inappropiate, despite swearing like a sailor herself.
* InnocentlyInsensitive: In ''The Counterattack Collection'', she ''laughs'' when [[DudeNotFunny the Boat shield doors are closed, thus trapping Gospel and Thoreau outside.]] Granted, it's to help assure R2 that Gospel will be fine, but she could take the situation a little more seriously...
* InsufferableGenius: She openly boasts that she's the best in ''The Emergence of the Weather by the Rows''.
* KnockingOnHeathensDoor: How she gets herself and R2 into Java's palace.
* MomentKiller: When The Gets The Rice and Allah Gold kiss, she complains that they're kissing too loudly.
* RelatedInTheAdaptation: She calls R2 "my kid" at one point, which is all the more bizarre considering both of them are regarded as "childses." It gets even weirder in ''The Novelty Desire'', where she refers to R2 as her wife.
* RidiculouslyHumanRobots: She is at one point considered a child, and she is capable of having offspring.
* RobotReligion: Worships Gospel of Luke as the Lord.
* {{Sexbot}}: With a name like [[AccidentalInnuendo "Blow the Skin"]], one has to wonder. It would also explain why [[{{Robosexual}} Senator]] was so eager to take her as his wife.
** Though in ''The Novelty Desire'', [[SubvertedTrope she says that she "really [does] not know how to fuck."]]
** The AmbiguousGender part is also possibly explained by this, since if (s)he was designed for pleasure, it is certainly possible that he comes with interchangeable... parts. It would be cheaper than producing unique models for both sexes.
* SirSwearsALot: Especially pronounced in ''The Novelty Desire''.
-->"We fuck, be die!"
* SomethingElseAlsoRises: Appears to be experiencing this after being activated for the first time.
-->"Body part I appeared? incredible! Oh!"
* TookALevelInJerkass: In ''The Counterattack Collection'', she just laughs off Leah when the latter worries about Gospel's life.
* YoungerAndHipper: She and R2 are apparently considered [[{{Pluralses}} "childses"]] according to Senator, whatever that means with robots.

[[folder:The]]
!!The / Drop / Master Pulling Augustine
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[[caption-width-right:350:"Even since you I seperate I has been hating you."]]
->'''Played by:''' Creator/ChristopherLee (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsCountDooku Count Dooku]]

A psychotic Big who harbors a burning hatred for Allah Gold. He tries to kill Ratio Tile and Allah as a tribute to Speaker D, but is himself defeated and executed by Gold.

* AdaptationalJerkass: He is not much more evil than Dooku, but surely manages to be more savage and unstable.
* AxCrazy: His madness is only vaguely hidden by the thinnest air of calm sophistication. Every word out of his mouth revolves around how much he despises Allah Gold and wants to kill him in the name of his master.
* BloodKnight: Orders Allah Gold and Ratio Tile to draw their swords, chomping at the bit for the chance to kill them in D's name. Is "surprised and pleased" to learn Allah Gold had his force promoted twice since their last encounter, clearly relishing the opportunity to fight a stronger opponent.
* ButForMeItWasTuesday: Inverted. He says that he "has been hating" Allah Gold since they "separate", indicating their previous encounter in ''The Duplicate Offensive'', even there though The spent most of that encounter fighting with Ratio Tile and then Vanquish Is.
** Alternatively, it could suggest The was formerly in a relationship with Allah Gold.
* CassandraTruth: Despite outwardly declaring who his master is right to Allah Gold and Ratio Tile, the two ignore it as more of his crazed rambling.
* DeathSeeker: Ratio speculates that The was this, thus explaining his eagerness to fight especially strong opponents.
-->"The ever since that time willing to dies."
* DirtyOldMan: Like teacher, like student. He disguises his intention to sacrifice Allah Gold and Ratio Tile to his master with a DoubleEntendre.
* EstablishingCharacterMoment: Delivers one on behalf of the West, ensuring that the audience knows [[InterplayOfSexAndViolence what they're about]] with his first line.
-->"Pull out your sword. Dedicate the body for your Speaker."
* HumanSacrifice: He considers the act of killing Allah Gold and Ratio Tile a sacrifice to The D.
* ItsPersonal: He and Allah Gold have a history, and it's clearly not a good one. According to The, he's hated Allah Gold ever since they last saw each other.
* NoNonsenseNemesis: Tells Allah Gold that he'll cut him up rough. Of course, in the end, it's ''he'' who gets cut up.
* NoPronunciationGuide: Its not clear whether you're supposed to pronounce his name as The (i.e. [[ShapedLikeItself The The]]) or ''The'' (i.e. ''The'' The).
* PreAsskickingOneLiner: "You are a sacrifice article that I cut up rough now." It backfires.
* PsychoSupporter: Has hints of this: he's so doggedly loyal to The D that he considers killing Allah Gold and Ratio Tile a [[LikeAGodToMe sacrifice to his master.]] Considering The D's distaste for excessive groveling and flattery, and the fact The outwardly boasted about serving The D right to Allah Gold and Ratio Tile's faces, he probably treasured the moment The ''finally'' [[YouHaveOutlivedYourUsefulness outlived his usefulness]] and he could at last be rid of the lunatic.
* SpellMyNameWithAThe: This version of Count Dooku is possibly ''[[{{Pun}} the]]'' most triumphant example of this trope ever created, as he's simply renamed to "The" (although Ratio Tile also addresses him as "Drop" once).
* TokenEvilTeammate: To the Abruption Doctrine, as he displays none of the AdaptationalNiceGuy treatment that D and Space General got and [[EvilIsPetty has hated Allah Gold since he cut off the young Hopeless Situation Warrior's arm despite spending more time fighting Ratio Tile and Vanquish Is in that battle]] and swears to cut him up rough.
* UnexplainedRecovery: According to the extended version of ''The Final Hopeless Situation'', he, somehow, survived his battle with Allah Gold and fled.
** The fourth episode of ''The Mendelsohn'' also implies that Mendel may actually be The under his helmet.
* VillainRespect: Even though he says he "has been hating" Allah Gold, he still pronounces himself "surprised and pleased" to hear that Gold got a promotion (assuming he wasn't being sarcastic), as it means he will be a stronger adversary.
* YouAreWhatYouHate: He asks Ratio Tile to help him destroy the Big, despite being a Big himself. As in the original, he was probably lying at this point.

[[folder:Ray Gun]]
!!Nuts Gunray / Ray Gun / Mr. President
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[[caption-width-right:350:"Is the Lord legal?"]]
->'''Played by:''' Creator/SilasCarson (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsTradeFederation Nute Gunray]]

A war-hungry president allied with the West. He is responsible for the invasion of South Korea, and later joins the Abruption Doctrine. He is finally killed by South Host once he [[YouHaveOutlivedYourUsefulness outlives his usefulness]].

* AdaptationalJerkass: The original Gunray was a cowardly executive who blocked Naboo in the search of corporate benefits. Ray Gun, on the other hand, invades South Korea explicitly for his own amusement, with any other benefit being a secondary goal at the best.
* BadassBoast: "I do not know failure."
* CardCarryingVillain: He states that "invasion is my primary calendar."
* EmbarrassingNickname: "Nuts" Gunray isn't likely to strike fear into the heart of the enemy.
* MeaningfulName: A space warmonger named RayGun. Hard to be more explicit.
* MustHaveLotsOfFreeTime: The Plum Of implies that he is invading her home country out of ''boredom''.
* OneSteveLimit: Not to be confused with Rey, also known as Eyebrows/Swiss/Thunder.
* PresidentEvil: Very much so.
* TakeThat: An evil president named Ray Gun? [[UsefulNotes/RonaldReagan Hmmm...]] (Of course, the original character has been speculated to be a pisstake at Reagan ever since ''Film/ThePhantomMenace'' came out, but it's never been quite ''this'' blatant.)
* UnderestimatingBadassery: In ''Ghost The Threat'', he tells the captain of the Battle Droids who land on South Korea "be careful. As a Jedi is worthless." This ''despite'' having seen the aforementioned Jedi hacking down droves of droids (except for droidekas) on his ship.

[[folder:Reaching The West Of Reaches]]
!!Reaching The West Of Reaches / South Host / Reaches of Come / Dark World / Lord Vader / Darth Bader / Lord Bader / Mr Current / Lord Gift / Reach The West / Mr. at a head / Mr. Feder / Darth Vidal / Darth-Weed / Minister Vida
[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/reaching_the_west_of_reaches.jpg]]
[[caption-width-right:350:"Impossible. I can feel she return on the hoof."]]
->'''Played by:''' Creator/HaydenChristensen, Creator/DavidProwse (stock footage)
->'''Voiced by:''' Tom Schalk
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsDarthVaderAndServants Darth Vader]]

A new persona taken up by The Peaceful Is Willing To after he enters the Dark World. He plans to overthrow D the Superior and take his Empire Of The First Choice for himself. [[MemeticMutation Is also famous for not wanting.]]

* BigNo: Or in this case, Big "DO NOT WANT!", which he screams after being told that he killed The Plum Of in his exasperation.
* DefiantToTheEnd: Tells Ratio Tile that he'll ruin him even as he lies on the ground wincing in pain from potentally lethal injuries.
* EvilChef: He's never actually depicted making any food, but we know he's enough of a foodie to gush over an "amazing and neat cooking tool" in ''The Counterattack Collection''.
* IHaveManyNames: Combined with the many names he had as Allah Gold, Reaches has enough names to rival even Ratio Tile.
* IllKillYou: Manages to combine this with NeverSayDie when he screams that he'll ruin Ratio Tile.
* ImmediateSelfContradiction: His penchant for this back in his Allah Gold days continued under his new identity, as in this example from ''The Counterattack Collection''.
-->He can destroy the emperor. I think it's him.
* MaliciousMisnaming: Refers to Kunnic as a mere secretary to show how lowly he regards him.
* OnlyKnownByTheirNickname: His full name, "Reaching The West Of Reaches", is only ever said once by The Pudding in the entire series. The rest of the time it's shortened to "Reaches" or "Reach The West" or another name entirely.
* PulledFromYourDayOff: The Rebels just ''had'' to attack the Second Station Wagon during his first day of vacation.
* SincerestFormOfFlattery: Believes this. "If you are us, we will be honored."
* TheSlacker: When the Station Wagon plans can't be found aboard the ship at the start of ''WebVideo/TheNoveltyDesire'', he tells his men that "we will not work this time." In ''Hopeless Situation Return'', he decides to take a vacation although the Rebels/Union interrupt by attacking the second Station Wagon.
* SurpriseIncest: He was previously in a relationship with Leah before he decided to torture her. Also a case of ParentalIncest.
* TotallyRadical: Judging from how he reprimands someone in ''The Counterattack Collection'' for using a term from "the hippie decade", the use of outdated slang seems to be a pet peeve of his.

[[folder:Drag Along]]
!!Drag Along / Vaca / Tsui / Chui / Baca / Chubaka / Chewie / Chuy / Chevrolet / Chevron / W
[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/sjrmejz.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:"Unfortunately..."]]
->'''Played by:''' Peter Mayhew, Joonas Suotamo (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsRebelHeroes Chewbacca]]

An alien warrior serving under Particularly Reach the Master. He helps the Hopeless Situation Master get to an airship so he can leave the planet and combat The D.

* {{Catchphrase}}: [[spoiler:Unfortunately]].
* TheDragAlong: It's right there in the name.
* SuddenlySpeaking: Having been TheVoiceless in the WebVideo/BackstrokeOfTheWest, Drag Along says his first lines in ''WebVideo/TheNoveltyDesire'': "[[spoiler:Unfortunately...]]". He says it ''[[{{Catchphrase}} eight times]]''! He also says "[[spoiler:AA AA AA!]]", but that probably isn't considered a line.
** In ''Flies are a Sober Force'', he unexpectedly speaks: [[spoiler:(Greenwood)]].[[EvenTheSubtitlerIsStumped Even the blog commentary is baffled.]]
* TakeThat:
** His AdaptationNameChange may have been one of these.
** The subtitles of ''Flies are a Sober Force'' take several potshots at him, claiming "Chewie is [[BigStupidDoodooHead dog feces]]", "Chewie is damn" and "Chewie [[DamnedByFaintPraise smoothly]] dog feces".
* TheVoiceless: His growls from the film are kept, and he is not given any additional dialogue. This -- combined with the lack of an Alternate Character Interpretation from any other character -- makes him the ''Backstroke of the West'' character most similar to his original counterpart.

[[folder:This With In]]
!!This With In / Captain Antilles
[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/antilles_captain.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:"We do not spread disease."]]
->'''Played by:''' Rohan Nichol (WebVideo/BackstrokeOfTheWest), Peter Geddis (WebVideo/TheNoveltyDesire), Tim Beckmann (Grand Theft Auto) (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsRebelAllianceAndNewRepublicNavy Captain Antilles]]

* {{Ambadassador}}: He is an ambassador -- if Reach the West is to be believed -- and he remains DefiantToTheEnd.
* AscendedExtra: [[DownplayedTrope Downplayed.]] He doesn't exactly get more screentime, but he becomes more involved in the story as the series goes on.
* BackForTheDead: Is killed by Reach the West in the first six minutes of ''WebVideo/TheNoveltyDesire''.
* TheCaretaker: Senator puts the "childses" under his protection at the end of WebVideo/BackstrokeOfTheWest.
* KilledOffForReal: Ends up being executed [[DisproportionateRetribution because he didn't reveal his own location.]]
* NeckLift: Ends up on the receiving end of this.
* ObfuscatingStupidity: Pretends to not know the true reason why his ship was attacked, and insists that they're not carying TheVirus.
* TyphoidMary: Denies being this.
* UndyingLoyalty: In the one scene he has in ''WebVideo/TheNoveltyDesire'', he proves that he would rather die than sell out his fellow rebels.
* WeHardlyKnewYou: Appears in only three brief scenes, barely gets any dialogue, then dies.

[[folder:Gospel of Luke]]
!!Gospel of Luke / See Me / Who / The Main Road / Master Gospel Gospel / Peter / Luke Skywalker /The Empress of Tokyo / No Need / Samurai Master Lucas Godwalker / Look Skywalker / The Way To Increase Teachers / Luke Day Trip
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[[caption-width-right:350:"Coming soon. What is the difference between a father and a son?"]]
->'''Played by:''' Aidan Barton (baby), Creator/MarkHamill (adult) (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsLukeSkywalker Luke Skywalker]]

The son of Allah Gold and The Plum Of, twin brother of Bong Day (aka See). He was separated from his sister as a baby and raised in Africa by his aunt and uncle, hidden from Reaching the West of Reaches.
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* AdaptationalNiceGuy: A minor case. In ''The Final Hopeless Situation'' he tells Swiss to do what she thinks is impossible, as opposed to the original movie, where he tries to stop her by telling her that her plan won't go the way she thinks.
* {{Astrologer}}: Eyebrows/Swiss/Thunder refers to him as "The Master of Astrology."
* AuthorityInNameOnly: Is referred to as "Mr. President", despite only being a farmworker. Perhaps his farm is legally a company?
* {{Bifauxnen}}: Looks like a young man, but is actually female.
* {{Catchphrase}}: Says [[MemeticMutation "Do not want"]] more than any other character. Given that ''both'' of his parents said it in ''Backstroke of the West'', it might actually be hereditary.
* DisabledInTheAdaptation: Or rather, Disabled ''Earlier'' in the Adaptation. Following the lightsaber practice session in ''The Novelty Desire'', Ratio proudly declares that Gospel has lost his first foot.
* DubNameChange: Luke's name was apparently misinterpreted by the translator as "look" (in the way that a person might say "look at me!"), resulting in the name he has in ''Backstroke of the West''.
* EunuchsAreEvil: A subversion. He lacks a package, which he envies Thoreau for. However, he's always on the side of the Rebellion. His worst moment is refusing to train Swiss or help her redeem Kellogg, and even then he relents and uses the Wish Power to project himself on Crait to distract Kellogg so the Resistance can escape. Subverted even further in ''Hopeless Situation Return'', as it turns out that Gospel is female.
* HeroicSelfDeprecation: Calls himself "a failed Franchise/{{terminator}}" in ''The Counterattack Collection''.
* IHaveManyNames: Just like Allah Gold.
* LadyLooksLikeADude: Definitely. Gospel even has a beard in ''Final Hopeless Situation''.
* LoveAtFirstSight:
** As in the original film, he has this for Leah. It's taken even further here, though. [[SurpriseIncest (Mind you, they are still siblings...)]].
-->'''Gospel of Luke:''' Who is she? She is very sex appeal.
** He may also have feelings for Eyebrows/Swiss, given that his immediate reaction to meeting her is calling her his [[MayflyDecemberRomance wife.]] It's also possible that he believes Swiss has feelings for him, but he cannot return them.
-->'''Gospel Of Luke:''' I cannot like her as needed.
* MeaningfulName: His father was named Allah, while he is Gospel of Luke, two Abrahamic concepts.
* OurZombiesAreDifferent: Leah tells him that he died when she was very young.
* RaisedAsTheOppositeGender: He was raised as a boy up until adulthood, despite his lack of male genitalia. ''Hopeless Situation Return'' reveals that he's always been a girl.
* ThemeTwinNaming: His original name is See Me, and his sister's is See.
* UnexplainedRecovery: According to Bong Day, she died when he was very young. This does nothing to slow her down.

[[folder:Bong Day]]
!!Bong Day / See / Princess Leah / Princess Leia / Reiah / Liya / Elijah / The Imperial Senate / Rhea / Ria / Li Asia / Lia / Levine / Oro O'Ghanner / Leah O'Garner
[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/leia_9.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:"I am a mysterious magician, I am a great lighter."]]
->'''Played by:''' Aidan Barton (baby), Creator/CarrieFisher (adult) (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsLeiaOrgana Leia Organa]]

The daughter of Allah Gold and The Plum Of, twin sister of Gospel of Luke (aka See Me). She was separated from her brother as a baby and adopted by Senator to hide her from Reaching the West of Reaches. Reach the West claims her as his ex.

* ActuallyADoombot: During the escape from the First Order's boats, she says this time she was a robot, implying she left a decoy to trick the First Order into believing she perished with the base.
* AdaptationalVillainy: Is now a "black imperial agent fuck" who has been spying on the Rebellion, although she makes a HeelFaceTurn and joins Gospel and company.
* BeyondTheImpossible: Managed to give birth to Kellog despite being a ''man'' in this continuity.
* DubNameChange: As her brother's name was misinterpreted as "look" by the translator of ''Backstroke of the West'', her name seems to have been misinterpreted as "leer."
* DudeLooksLikeALady: Leah is actually male, as ''Hopeless Situation Return'' reveals.
* HappilyAdopted: See gets adopted by Senator, although it's left a little ambiguous as to whether he just agreed to this so that Blow the Skin would be thrown in as well.
* HeelFaceTurn: In ''The Novelty Desire'', despite starting off as an Imperial agent, she winds up joining the Rebellion out of mistreatment by Reach the West. Crosses into HighHeelFaceTurn by being the only female Imperial mook shown.
* HoneyTrap: Implied to be her main modus operandi, with her being a "black imperial agent fuck" and all.
* MistreatmentInducedBetrayal: Why she properly joins the Rebellion.
* IAmTheNoun: Claims to ''be'' the Imperial Senate, rather than just a member of it. ([[{{Irony}} Ironic, given that the opposite thing happened to one of Palpatine[=/=]The D's lines.]])
* OnlyKnownByTheirNickname: 'Bong Day' was only mentioned by Blow the Skin in ''The Novelty Desire'' and not in subsequent dubs. She or he is known by other names, most predominantly 'Princess Leah.'
* RaisedAsTheOppositeGender: She's portrayed as a princess all throughout the series even after ''Hopeless Situation Return'' reveals she's actually male.
* RelatedInTheAdaptation: She might know the Good Elephant, as she yells about the day after the fair to Gospel.
* ThemeTwinNaming: Her original name is See, and her brother's is See Me. Kind of poetic if one thinks about it.
* TheStoner: Being named "Bong Day" and calling herself "a great lighter" strongly imply that she counts as one.
* SurpriseIncest: As remarked by Reaching The West Of Reaches - she was his ex.

[[folder:Uncle Owen]]
!!Uncle Owen
[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/owen_0.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:"Now I will go to school next year."]]
->'''Played by:''' Creator/JoelEdgerton, Phil Brown (stock footage)
->'''Voiced by:''' Archie Macmillan
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsTatooine Owen Lars]]

* ExtremeOmnivore: Despite his claims of needing a translator, he says he only bought Blow the Skin and R2 so he could eat them.

[[folder:Darkin]]
!!Governor Darkin / Tarkin
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[[caption-width-right:350:"We did landline the local system terrorized."]]
->'''Played by:''' Creator/GuyHenry, Creator/PeterCushing (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsWilhuffTarkin Wilhuff Tarkin]]

* MetaGuy: He seems to have a high level of MediumAwareness. In ''The Novelty Desire'', he points out that the argument his allies are having on the Station Wagon makes no sense. In ''Reply is Minus'', he invokes PanderingToTheBase by explaining to Governor Pryce that a particular plot development was done to "give audience the treat".
* NoRespectGuy: At one point in ''Reply is Minus'', Pryce bluntly calls him an idiot, and in ''The Novelty Desire'' Tagge tells him to get banged. Despite being of higher rank than them, he just sits there and takes it.
* PokeThePoodle: He announces during a meeting that he's making threatening phone calls to local systems.

[[folder:Aunt Voru]]
!!Aunt Voru / Aunt Sefrou
[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/beru_6.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:"Gospel of Luke the gospel of Luke!"]]
->'''Played by:''' Bonnie Piesse, Shelagh Fraser (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsTatooine Beru Lars]]

[[folder:Reach The Man]]
!!Reach The Man / Reaching the Man Cloth Space / The Emperor
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsTheSithOrder Darth Plagueis]]

A strong and big West Emperor who could come back from the brink of death and create life using the original dint. He was supposedly killed by his land at least once, but he might still be out there somewhere.

* AmbiguousSituation: R2 is sermingly named after him, but which connection they share is unknown.
* DeathSeeker: Might have engineered his own (temporary) death so he could sleep.
* TheEmperor: Is said to have held this title. Apparently The D inherited this title, as he is called the same way.
* EvilIsBigger: Speaker D said he was big.
* GaiasVengeance:
** One possible interpretation of The D's claims that Reach the Man was killed by "his land", presumably due to him creating life.
** It's also possible that it was precisely this experiment which gave his land sentiency in the first place, making it a case of TurnedAgainstTheirMasters.
* GeniusBruiser: He was a master of Wish Force who could weave life at his whim, and apparently also a big, strong dude as well.
* TheGhost: As in the original, he does not appear onscreen (unless R2 really is him...). However, given that he already resurrected himself once and that D speaks of him in present tense, it is implied he is actually alive somewhere.
* TheInsomniac: He apparently had to be killed by his land before he could go to bed. Could also be an example of TheSleepless.
* MercyKill: Possibly. Speaker D claims that Reach the Man was killed by his land so he could go to bed.
* OrcusOnHisThrone: Dialogue both hints and implies him to be alive during the events of the series, but he has no presence in them, possibly because he preferred to pass his title and role to Speaker D.
* RetiredBadass: D is now the Emperor, just like Reach used to be, which implies he passed on his title to him and then retired from activity.
* TheStrengthOfTenMen: D compares his Black Influence understanding to that of "Many Supermans".
* UnexplainedRecovery: He apparently lost his power and died at some point, somehow got better, and then was killed a second time so that he could go to bed. It's even possible that he is alive yet again now, since The D refers to him in present tense. Though Allah Gold ''did'' say [[JustifiedTrope that he could "come back from the brink of death,"]] so nothing of this should be surprising.

[[folder:The Good Elephant]]
!!The Good Elephant
->'''Originally called:''' Not in original film.

A mysterious figure connected with the Hopeless Situation, mentioned several times but never seen. Knows how to fly airships. Could be some sort of sacred animal for the Presbyterian Church. May be owned by The Plum Of (Allah Gold talks to her about "your elephant"). Might have had some involvement with the fair that happened the day before the film started.

* CanonForeigner: Introduced into the story thanks to a translation glitch in the subtitles.[[labelnote:Explanation]]The two simplified Chinese characters that make up the word "like" (好像) also translates independently as "good" (好) and "elephant" (像, which is normally a different character but sometimes considered the traditional version of the character for elephant, 象). Phrases such as "seems like" and "seems to be" are what keep getting turned into references to a righteous pachyderm--for example, "He seems to be alright" became "He big in nothing, important in Good Elephant." [[/labelnote]]
* DungFu: Seems to be skilled in this, probably for being an elephant and well, producing a lot of dung.
-->'''Allah Gold:''' The Good Elephant in airship dropped what things?
* FaceHeelTurn: He's mentioned in ''The Novelty Desire'' by Mr. Thoreau as working for the Empire. Although, [[PunchClockVillain he doesn't seem to have changed otherwise.]]
* TheGhost: Allah Gold, Ratio Tile and The D all talk about the Good Elephant, but we never actually see him.
* HonorableElephant: Very much regarded this way.
* WarElephants: With the twist of being involved in airship combat.
* YouKilledMyFather: After turning to the Dark World, Allah Gold suggests the Good Elephant caused his mother's death.
-->'''Allah Gold:''' I can't lose again. Your elephant loses my mother so.
** Maybe he assigned the elephant to guard his mother, but he failed to protect her?

!!Characters Introduced In ''WebVideo/TheNoveltyDesire''

[[folder:Mr. Thoreau]]
!!Mr. Luck Thoreau / Chinese / Korea / Hunt / Han Cable Luo
[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/han_4.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:"Our passengers must be hotter than I imagined."]]
->'''Played by:''' Creator/AldenEhrenreich, Creator/HarrisonFord (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsHanSoloCharacterSheet Han Solo]]

Captain of the ''Falcon Millennium'', a boastful starship pilot hired by Ratio Tile to transport himself, Gospel and the robots to Alderaan. His copilot is Drag Along.

* AmbiguouslyBi: In ''The Novelty Desire'', he asks Gospel of Luke "Do you think guys like me?" Gospel shuts down the discussion with a curt "[[ChangeTheUncomfortableSubject Do not want!]]"
* BusmansHoliday: His vacation on Hose is disrupted when the Empire invades.
* DeadpanSnarker: Sarcastically asks an unconscious Gospel of Luke for an autograph while rescuing him in ''The Counterattack Collection''. He somehow manages to make the Roman numeral "XIV" sound sarcastic.
* DoWrongRight: Tells his son to trust Snooker/Snoopy because he's abusing his power.
* HollywoodAtheist: Refers to Luke as "Gospel crazy" to Drag Along. Possibly subverted in ''Flies Are A Sober Force'', where he proclaims his knowledge of the Gospel.
* LastNameBasis: No one ever calls him by his first name, even after he reveals it in ''The Novelty Desire''.
* OddFriendship: May have one with Snooker/Snoopy, given the fact that he urges his son to trust the former. However, he also tells him that Snoopy is abusing his power
* RelatedInTheAdaptation: Is the child of Java in this version.
* ScrewThisImOuttaHere: His immediate reaction to the presence of mynocks on the ''Falcon Millenium'' is to attempt to abandon the ship.
* TheMentallyDisturbed: Admits that he suffers from depression in ''Ranger Soro''.
* TookALevelInJerkass: In ''The Counterattack Collection'', he's completely indifferent to the rebels' cause, preferring to take a vacation instead of helping them with the war effort. He also acts disgusted by Bong Day and taunts her in the hallway. On board the Falcon, he also threatens to have Blow the Skin terminated if he doesn't shut up. He even [[CardCarryingVillain calls himself a villain]] to Bong Day when they're on the Falcon.
** He agrees to do "nothing" to help his son in ''Flies Are A Sober Force''. He even plans to [[ScrewThisImOutOfHere abandon him]] when he's clearly under duress.

[[folder:General Dodonna]]
!!General Dodonna
[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/dodonna.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:"Then you can fold, it is a person's strength."]]
->'''Played by:''' Alex [=McCrindle=] (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsRebelAllianceAndNewRepublicArmy General Dodonna]]

[[folder:Wedge]]
!!Wedge
[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/wedge_9.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:"Repeated smooth sleeves."]]
->'''Played by:''' Denis Lawson (stock footage)
-> '''Voiced by:''' Jeffrey Foley
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsRebelAllianceAndNewRepublicStarfighterCorps Wedge Antilles]]

* DubNameChange: {{Averted|Trope}}. He gets to keep his original name.

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[[folder:Red]]
!!Red
[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/r5.jpeg]]
[[caption-width-right:350:"This R2 unit has a crime motive. example."]]
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsTatooine R5-D4]]

* AdaptationalVillainy: In this work, the Lars household doesn't buy him because, according to Luke, he had a "crime motive".
* AIIsACrapshoot: He's a robot with a crime motive.
* DroppedABridgeOnHim: Randomly explodes during the trading scene.
* EvilCounterpart: To Reach the Man.
* MadeOfExplodium: Seemingly, given how he dies.
* MinorCrimeRevealsMajorPlot: His death -- and Gospel's subsequent discovery of his crime record -- leads to Owen uncovering the Plus Wow People's nefarious plan to push them.
* RobotBuddy: Theoretically, at least. He never really gets a chance to prove himself.
* RoboticPsychopath: Has a "crime motive".
* TheVoiceless: Has no dialogue (well, none that can be understood, at any rate.)
* WeHardlyKnewYou: Dies in his first scene.
* WhiteAndRedAndEerieAllOver: He has this color scheme, and he is a bad guy.

[[folder:Biggs]]
!!Biggs / Bix
[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/biggs.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:"Jazz, who bitch pilots?"]]
->'''Played by:''' Garrick Hagon (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsRedSquadron Biggs Darklighter]]

[[folder:Red Leader]]
!!Red Leader
[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/red_leader.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:"Reports in all aspects."]]
->'''Played by:''' Drewe Henley (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsRebelAllianceAndNewRepublicStarfighterCorps Garven Dreis]]

* SkewedPriorities: As in the image to the right, he does order a fellow pilot to stop talking, but only in order to speed up the offensive music.

[[folder:Jinling]]
!!Jinling
[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/gold_leader.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:"Gold is the leader."]]
->'''Played by:''' [=Angus MacInnes=] (stock footage)
->'''Voiced by:''' Archie Macmillan
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsRebelAllianceAndNewRepublicStarfighterCorps Dutch Vander]]

* OneSteveLimit: Gold Leader is called Jinling, as is someone from ''Hopeless Situation Return'' who's told to reproduce.

[[folder:Java]]
!!Java 7 / Java 5 / Advanced Java
[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/jabba_6.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:"As long as my child, you let me down."]]
->'''Voiced by:''' Archie Macmillan
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsTheHuttClans Jabba the Hutt]]

* AdaptationalJobChange: He seems to be a computer programmer now, considering his name.
* MeaningfulName: The original Jabba was an Orientalist stereotype, and this time he's named Java, an island of Indonesia.
* RelatedInTheAdaptation: Apparently, Mr. Thoreau is his child.
* ShoutOut: He shares a name with the Java programming language.

[[folder:General Tagge]]
!!General Tagge
[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/tagge.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:"Rebel Alliance has good arms."]]
->'''Played by:''' Don Henderson (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsImperialArmy General Tagge]]

* DistractedByTheSexy: He makes a point of informing his fellow officers that the Rebel Alliance has good arms.
* YouNeedToGetLaid: Tells Darkin to get banged during their meeting.

[[folder:Admiral Motti]]
!!Admiral Motti
[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/motti.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:"This way your medicine men, we do not surprise Lord Vader."]]
->'''Played by:''' Richard [=LeParmentier=] (stock footage)
->'''Voiced by:''' Archie Macmillan.
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsImperialNavy Admiral Motti]]

* DrugsAreBad: Inverted. During his discussion with Vader, he suggests himself and his aides to medicate themselves in order to improve their dialectics.

[[folder:Greedo]]
!!Greedo
[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/greedo.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:"a day after the fair!"]]
->'''Voiced by:''' Archie Macmillan.
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsBountyHuntersAndMercenariesRepublicEra Greedo]]

* RelatedInTheAdaptation: He might know the Good Elephant, as he talks about a day after the fair.

!!Characters Introduced in ''WebVideo/TheCounterattackCollection'' and ''Hopeless Situation Return''

[[folder:Lang California]]
!!Lang California / Carly / Lanta / LAN·card Swiss SIM / Carrisin / Rondo / Rando / Lando Cary Louisiana /Ran'o
[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/lang_california.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:"You look absolutely bright."]]
->'''Played by:''' Creator/DonaldGlover, Creator/BillyDeeWilliams (stock footage)
->'''Voiced by:''' Eli Harris
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsRebelHeroes Lando Calrissian]]
An old friend of Mr. Thoreau, California is in charge of an "Empire of Love" despite claiming to be the manager of a factory.

* CrypticBackgroundReference: Mentions briefly at the end of ''The Counterattack Collection'' that he was once a "special person" named Jabba Kazuna.
* GenderBlenderName: Carly.
* ThemeNaming: His last name is translated as two different U.S. states: Lang ''California'' and Lando Cary ''Louisiana''.
* ThePornomancer: Asks how he can "[[BoldlyComing Do Chewbacca]]" right to his face. He also runs an "Empire of Love", and asks his guests "What is your appetite for the best way to enjoy yourself?"
* ReallyGetsAround: Most likely part of being in charge of an "Empire of Love".
* WorkingClassHero: Whereas in the original film he was the governor of Cloud City, here he's apparently the manager of a factory.

[[folder:Pakistan Fee Special]]
!!Pakistan Fee Special
[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/pfs.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:"If not, where do you live? I'll send him a lot of things."]]
->'''Played by:''' Jeremy Bulloch, Daniel Logan, Creator/TemueraMorrison (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsBobaFett Boba Fett]]

* TheSleepless: Implied. Reach the West makes a point of singling him out, saying "No, you can not collapse."

[[folder:Ozzel]]
!!Ozzel
[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/ozzel_2.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:"There are thousands of wild geese on the trail."]]
->'''Played by:''' Creator/MichaelSheard (stock footage)
->'''Originally called''': [[Characters/StarWarsImperialDeathSquadron Admiral Kendal Ozzel]]

Admiral Ozzel is - if Reach the West is to be believed - [[ShapedLikeItself "like a clumsy man."]] This Imperial officer is argumentative and overconfident, and generally refuses to listen to any advice, regardless of where in the command-chain it comes from. He is eventually executed by Reach the West for his many failures.

* AdaptationalDumbass: Somehow accomplishes this by taking the ''entire'' Imperial Fleet, well Bader's fleet, into a time travel joyride to the future while they're supposed to hunt down the Rebels. To the absolute surprise of no one, this gets him killed by Reach The West. At least the original Ozzel's mistake could be taken as mere clumsiness rather than outright idiocy.
* DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu: Doesn't really care about the prospect of a star system gaining human form, [[JustShootHim since the Navy has plenty of weapons capable of killing humans.]] However, [[YouHaveFailedMe he doesn't live long enough to test out his argument.]]
* DubNameChange: {{Averted|Trope}}. He gets to keep his original name.
* SkewedPriorities: Takes the whole Navy to the future instead of doing his job. [[NiceJobFixingItVillain Worse,]] it ends up [[NotHyperbole literally giving the Earth warriors more time]] to attack.
* TooDumbToLive: As said above, he was just asking for Reach The West to kill him with all his shenanigans.

[[folder:The Head of the Medical Group]]
!!The Head of the Medical Group / Admiral
[[quoteright:300:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/piett_sw_196.png]]
[[caption-width-right:300:"Thank You Lord Gift."]]
->'''Played by:''' Kenneth Colley (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsImperialNavy Firmus Piett]]

A competent and loyal officer on the Executor who gets promoted as commander of the operation after Ozzel is choked to death.

* CharacterDeath: Killed as a Rebel/Union boat crashes into his boat.
* CowardlyLion: Has that face in ''The Counterattack Collection'' as he serves under Lord Bader.
* DiseaseBleach: He's disgusted by the fact that Lord Bader has decided to hire bounty hunters.
-->'''The Head of the Medical Group:''' Bounty Hunter. We do not need their garbage.
* ObliquelyObfuscatedOccupation: He's called "The Head of the Medical Group" in ''The Counterattack Collection'', but in that movie and ''Hopeless Situation Return'', there's never a scene where he commands medical operations.
* YouAreInCommandNow: Bader immediately puts him in command after choking Ozzel.

[[folder:Lord Vader]]
!!Lord Vader
[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/vader_7.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:"bull."[[note]] That's Lord Bader to the left and Lord Vader to the right, by the way.[[/note]]]]
->'''Played by:''' Michael Pennington (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsImperialNavy Moff Jerjerrod]]

* AmbiguousSituation: Either he just happens to have the same name as Reach the West, or he's attempting to impersonate Reach the West while ''[[TooDumbToLive standing right in front of him.]]'' Maybe it is some kind of watchword he and Reach the West share?
* OneSteveLimit: Is also called Lord Vader, a name shared with Reach The West[=/=]Lord Bader.

[[folder:[=EV-9D9=]]]
!![=EV-9D9=]
[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/ev_9d0.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:"And taking backup client jazz master chamber."]]
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsTheHuttClans EV-9D9]]

* VillainousCrush: Expresses awe at Blow the Skin's looks. He even demands that she join his jazz band.

!!Characters Introduced in ''Ghost The Threat'' and ''The Duplicate Offensive''

[[folder:Kui Tribute]]
!!Kui Tribute / Qui-Gon
[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/kui_tribute.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:"You fuck my young apprentice, a lot to learn."]]
-> '''Played by:''' Creator/LiamNeeson (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsJediMasters Qui-Gon Jinn]]

A Hopeless Situation Master sent from Earth to deal with the crises on South Korea. Is also Ratio Tile's teacher, and the one to discover The Peaceful Is Willing To's potential. He is unfortunately killed by The Main West at the end of ''Ghost The Threat'', but it's later implied that he has managed to live on in "another world".

* {{Ambadassador}}: He and Ratio Tile are the best ones there are, [[AwesomeEgo in his own humble opinion]].
* AmbiguouslyHuman: Although he looks human, he claims to be a UsefulNotes/{{MIDI}} chlorian. Nothing weird by the standards of the Hopeless Situation Warriors, though.
* DisabledInTheAdaptation: Unlike his canonical counterpart, whose eyesight worked just fine, he makes a point of letting the young Allah Gold know that he can no longer see.
* HandicappedBadass: He reveals to Allah Gold at dinner that he's blind.
* HumanAliens: He looks indistinguishable from a normal human, despite possibly being a MIDI chlorian.
* JiveTurkey: Uses this to talk down to Bottle when they first meet up.
-->"I said. You do not intelligent the speak."
* MiseryBuildsCharacter: He believes it, claiming that "Hurt provide benefits to us."
* NamedByTheAdaptation: ZigZaggedTrope. ''Backstroke of the West'' literally cut out the only mention of his name, leading to Ratio Tile mouthing it silently in the dub. The [[FanSequel fan prequel]] ''Ghost The Threat'' restores his original name.
* NapoleonDelusion: DownplayedTrope. He briefly believes himself to be the queen (of South Korea, presumably) after running and then having a big sword fight in the middle of the hot desert, but he gets over it before he has time to mention it to anyone.
* SkewedPriorities: Takes a detour from an important mission just to get tattoos.
* TeacherStudentRomance: Is implied to have had one with Ratio Tile. At the very least, he taught him the art of [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] (and possibly swearing, too). It might also have been what Ratio meant when he said that he "did" Allah Gold's teacher during the latter's youth.
* TomatoInTheMirror: While in Africa, he realizes that ''he'' is a "MIDI chlorian."

[[folder:Bottle]]
!!Bottle / Soldiers Augsburg
[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/jar_jar.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:"Bottle ice paragraph. Mesa your humble servant."]]
->'''Played by:''' Ahmed Best (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsGalacticRepublicSenate Jar Jar Binks]]

* TheAlcoholic: He's nicknamed Bottle and clearly looks a bit off through the entire film.
* InnocentlyInsensitive: He asks The Plum Of if her name is Hussein -- which is a male name. She doesn't seem to mind.
* LikesOlderWomen: In his words, he's "DOEN [sic] a housewife!"

[[folder:Climbing nak]]
!!Climbing nak
[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/panaka.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:At least his name no longer sounds like "pancake."]]
->'''Played by:''' Hugh Quarshie (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsNaboo Captain Panaka]]

* CaptainObvious: When Ray Gun plans to invade South Korea and cuts off all external communication, he tells The Plum Of "This is a situation, Your Highness."

[[folder:Mother of Gold]]
!!Mother of Gold
[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/shmi.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:"You have brought shame."]]
->'''Played by:''' Pernilla August (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsTatooine Shmi Skywalker]]

* AdaptationalJerkass: While Shmi was understandably worried about Anakin competing in something as dangerous as a podrace, she's nonetheless proud of him when he wins the race. Mother of Gold, on the other hand, bluntly tells Allah Gold that he has brought shame with his victory.
* FantasyForbiddingFather: Rather than happy, she's inexplicably ashamed of Gold's victory in the race, implying she considers the whole thing a disgraceful pastime for Gold to partake in.
* IHaveNoSon: Inverted. Her son disowns ''her'' when he leaves Africa, saying "I have no mother. I promise." This is partly because she's ashamed of him for winning the Ford race.
* MissingMom: Allah Gold tells The Plum Of that the Good Elephant lost her.

[[folder:Sebulba]]
!!Sebulba
[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/k3esnuu.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:"Not my very blame. Sebulba flashed me with his hole."]]
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsTatooine Sebulba]]

An alien Ford Racer pilot and one of The Peaceful Is Willing To's biggest rivals. He seems to be quite a {{Jerkass}}.

* AndImTheQueenOfSheba: In a rather Dadaist way. Says that if The Peaceful Is Willing To isn't a slave, [[NonSequitur he will pumpkin.]]
* DubNameChange: {{Averted|Trope}}. He gets to keep his original name.
* {{Mooning}}: The Peaceful Is Willing To claims that he did this to him at one point.
* PokeThePoodle: The [[FunWithSubtitles blog commentary]] interprets Sebulba's pumpkin line as him threatening to celebrate Halloween.

[[folder:God Hammer]]
!!The Main West / God Hammer
[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/3yhapvy.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:"What's up?"]]
->'''Played By:''' Ray Park (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsDarthMaul Darth Maul]]

A Big sent to Africa by the West Emperor to hunt down the Plum Of and the two Hopeless Situations protecting her. Later, he partakes in the battle of South Korea, where he kills Qui-Gon and [[UncertainDoom seemingly dies]] by Ratio Tile's hand.

* AdaptationExplanationExtrication: Maul was revealed to be alive in ''WesternAnimation/StarWarsTheCloneWars'', but as that hasn't been translated, God Hammer is revealed to be alive in ''Ranger Soro'' without any explanation.
* AmbiguousSituation: He turns up at the end of ''Ranger Soro'' with no explanation whatsoever.
* BigBad: Qui-Gon believes him to be this, judging by the name he gives him. It's unclear if he's right or if The West Emperor is still TheManBehindTheMan, as he was in [[Film/ThePhantomMenace the real movie]].
* DeathByAdaptation: PlayedWith. He seemed to die in the original film too, but ''WesternAnimation/StarWarsTheCloneWars'' later revealed that he was still alive. However, it's currently unclear whether or not his return story or its sequels will be translated, so as far as we know, he really is dead. Then again, they NeverFoundTheBody...
** Subverted in ''Ranger Soro'', when he shows up at the end with no explanation.
* HiddenDepths: Qui-Gon mentions that he is a trained artist. This has no real impact on the plot, but it might explain his weird facial markings.
* SmallRoleBigImpact: He only appears in one film, but he is responsible not only for the death of Qui-Gon, but for [[TitleDrop name-dropping the title]] ''WebVideo/BackstrokeOfTheWest''.

[[folder:Las Vegas Cliegg]]
!!Las Vegas Cliegg
[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/nfgrwwr_8.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:Must say, 'Las Vegas Cliegg' is a pretty cool name.]]
->'''Played by:''' Creator/JackThompson (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsTatooine Cliegg Lars]]

* DubNameChange: Downplayed. He gets to keep his first name, but its becomes his last name while his first name is changed to ''Las Vegas''. Unless that’s a nickname.
* TheGamblingAddict: Judging by his nickname.

[[folder:Dexamethasone]]
!!Dexamethasone
[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/4vjd0c9.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:"Hello, Dexamethasone."]]
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsCoruscant Dexter Jettster]]

* DisabilitySuperpower: He can identify the toxic dart despite being blind.
* DisabledInTheAdaptation: In canon, there was nothing to indicate that Dex had any problems with his sight. Dexamethasone, on the other hand, straight up tells Ratio Tile that he can no longer see.

[[folder:Django Pets]]
!!Django Pets / Taunus Pulling (To One Bodgen)
[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/djangopets.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:"I was called Taunus pulling to one Bogden hiring satellites."]]
->'''Played by:''' Creator/TemueraMorrison (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsBountyHuntersAndMercenariesRepublicEra Jango Fett]]

A bounty hunter, and the father of Pakistan Fee Special.

* AmbiguousSyntax: It is unclear whether his job was hiring satellites when his name was Taunus Pulling To One Bogden, or a satellite hirer named Bogden nicknamed him Taunus Pulling.
* AwesomenessByAnalysis: His ability to "note" allows him to navigate an asteroid field.
* BoxedCrook: Ratio Tile tries to make him go along with a scheme against Obi-Wan, which involves getting close to him for weeks. The conversation then turns to details about his previous job, suggesting Ratio Tile is trying to blackmail him with that information.
* GivenNameReveal: Tells Ratio Tile what his old name was in a dramatic way.
* HoneyTrap: Implied to be the job Ratio Tile wants him to do with Obi-Wan.
* NoRespectGuy: Django isn't well-thought of by the Caminoans, who disparagingly refer to him as a "so-called bounty hunter." What we see of his fighting ability sharply contradicts this. However, if we consider that the Caminoans breed entire armies, maybe they simply don't believe a single soldier can serve a purpose regardless how badass he is.
* UnfortunateNames: Going by the surname "Pets" is possibly the reason why the Caminoans consider him unworthy of being a bounty hunter, as he otherwise proves to be a skilled fighter.

[[folder:Obi-Wan]]
!!Obi-Wan
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsJediMasters Sifo-Dyas]]

* AdaptationNameChange: Possibly the most bewildering one in the whole series.
* TheGhost: Ratio Tile talks of him as if he was alive, unlike the real movie where he was a PosthumousCharacter, but he still doesn't show up.
* OneSteveLimit: Don't confuse him with Ratio Tile, who was called Obi-Wan in the original franchise. He's a different character.
* SparedByTheAdaptation: He is still alive in this version, as Ratio Tile orders Django to get close to him over the next few weeks. This never goes anywhere, as Django won't follow his script and makes a run for it with his son.

!!Characters Introduced in ''Flies Are A Sober Force'', ''The Final Hopeless Situation'' and ''The Emergence of the Weather by the Rows''

[[folder:Eyebrows]]
!!Eyebrows / Swiss / Thunder / Wait / Shooting Line / [=FireWire=] / Ray Iraq / Lei
[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/eyebrows_1.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:"I am Jedi Wushi."]]
->'''Played by:''' Creator/DaisyRidley (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsRey Rey]]

* AllGirlsWantBadBoys: She likes that Kellogg will bring destruction, suffering and death.
* BadassBoast: She proclaims herself to be "Jedi Wushi" during the climax of ''The Emergence of the Weather by the Rows''.
* BigOlEyebrows: What her name seems to suggest, although it remains an InformedAttribute given that her eyebrows aren't really big.
* CargoShip: In ''The Emergence of the Weather by the Rows'', she vows to do Gospel's sword.
-->"I will do it. Your brother's sword"
* ColdBloodedTorture: Orders to torture a droid just for "[[DisproportionateRetribution looking like an individual]]".
* ClothingSwitch: Discussed. She expresses her desire to "Look Skywalker", but Gospel refuses.
* DeadpanSnarker: Refers to the desert wasteland of Jakku as "the beach" in ''Flies are a Sober Force''.
** In a kind of [[CallBack call-back]], she does the same in ''The Emergence of the Weather by the Rows'' when referring to Passa Carolina's "Taboo Sand Desert."
* MayflyDecemberRomance: She's apparently Gospel's wife; either that or Gospel is just taunting her.
* HeroicSelfDeprecation: She claims to feel like she's "just a waste."
* IndividualityIsIllegal: Tortures a droid for looking like an individual.
* LethalChef: If Marry's blunt critique of her cake is anything to go by, her baking skills leave something to be desired.
* RaisedAsTheOppositeGender: She's revealed to be the ''grandson'' of Speaker D in ''The Emergence of the Weather by the Rows''.
* ReallyGetsAround: According to Kellogg, she breaks a few too many Hopeless Situation rules for his liking.
-->'''Kellogg:''' You are jedi... But you keep cumming other.
* SuddenlyAlwaysKnewThat: Is an expert in meteorology, despite being a mere scavenger.
* UnfortunateNames: The other characters for the most part have names that are kind of poetic in a strange way. This poor lady's name (well, [[IHaveManyNames one of them, anyway]]) is ''Eyebrows''. [[BigOlEyebrows Hers aren't even that impressive!]]
* WinsByDoingAbsolutelyNothing: If Snooker is to be believed, she apparently didn't need her lightsaber to fight Kellogg in their first battle. Kellogg took himself out without her needing to lift a finger.

[[folder:Kellogg]]
!!Thoreau Jr. / Kellogg / Classes / Cairo / Bansoro / Carlo / Solomon class / Ronaldo / London Kellogg / Kellogg-Jan / Padin / John R. Jenkello / Karen / Book
[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/kellogg.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:"Black face. This is our nature."]]
->'''Played by:''' Creator/AdamDriver (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsKyloRen Kylo Ren]]
The son of Thoreau and Leah ([[BeyondTheImpossible somehow]]), he is the apprentice of Snooker and the leader of the Regime, who want to eliminate sex.

* AdaptationalWimp: Kylo in canon is a moderately trained lightsaber wielder and only lost to Rey due to outside factors crippling him; Kellogg lost to Swiss even though she never grabbed a lightsaber, simply by hitting himself with his own lightsaber, although that could just have been Snooker gaslighting him.
* BorrowedCatchphrase: He's Gospel's nephew and Reach The West's grandson, so of course he gets to drop at least one "Do not want!" in ''The Final Hopeless Situation''.
* BrutalHonesty: Tells Wait through their Wish Power Bond that her parents abandoned her way earlier than he does in canon.
* CannotTalkToWomen: Although, in his own words, he ''has'' heard a lot about them.
* CelibateHero: Inverted. He's the supreme readers of the Regime, but gets mad at Eyebrows/Swiss/Thunder for not following the Hopeless Situation standards.
-->'''Kellogg:''' You are jedi... But you keep cumming other.
* DeathSeeker: He abruptly tells Eyebrows that she has to kill him during her interrogation.
* EpicFail: He lost to Swiss not because she beat him in a lightsaber duel, but because ''he'' beat himself with his own lightsaber and knocked himself unconscious.
* EvilEyebrows: His are noticeable enough that Supreme Readers Snooker points them out.
* GenderBlenderName: The subtitles refer to him as Karen a few times in ''The Emergence of the Weather by the Rows''.
* {{Invisibility}}: Might have this, as Eyebrows comments to Gospel that his body is no longer visible.
* JustFollowingOrders: Tells Mr. Thoreau that he was assigned. However, he also states that [[AmbiguousSituation he wants the pain of freedom.]]
* MeaningfulName: He leads the Regime, which wants to eliminate sex, and carries the name of John Harvey Kellogg, a real life American doctor (yep, the one of the corn flakes) who endorsed male circumcision, without anesthetics even, as a mean to eliminate masturbation.
* PoliticallyIncorrectVillain: Urges Eyebrows/Swiss/Thunder to do {{Blackface}} with him multiple times.
* ShipperOnDeck: After being berated by Snooker for losing to Swiss via hitting himself with [[EpicFail his own sword]] and then destroying his helmet, he claims that "he's ready to ship", meaning it's either this trope or he also works at a delivery company.
* TheUnintelligible: Just like in the original film, Marry[=/=]Poe has a hard time understanding him. [[AccidentallyCorrectWriting Ironically, he now mentions this in a completely different sentence.]]
* UnexplainedRecovery: According to Kellogg himself, [[spoiler:he was killed along with his twin son]]. This does nothing to slow him down.

[[folder:Feet of People]]
!!Feet of People / Pin / UsefulNotes/{{Finland}} / Needle / Finnish Syrians
[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/v3lpq7w.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:"What? No, no, no. I want to destroy you."]]
->'''Played by:''' Creator/JohnBoyega (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsFinn Finn]]

* CaptainObvious: Shortly after meeting Jenner, he informs her that "You are you."
* DisabledInTheAdaptation: Ross instructs him to turn on his machine foot during the battle of Crait, implying that unlike his canonical counterpart, Feet of People is an amputee.
* HasAType: Upon meeting Ross for the first time, he tells her that he "can not resist a hero."
* HeelFaceRevolvingDoor: Whether or not he's on Marry's side or the First Order's seems to vary from moment to moment.
* IllKillYou: He takes Marry aside to tell him he wants to destroy him.
* LameComeback: While it's nowhere near the level of Space General calling Allah Gold a smelly boy, his reaction to Fasma calling him a system of pests is simply to tell her "Do not speak nonsense, intelligent mind."
* LeaningOnTheFourthWall: Notes that "Everything here is very ridiculous."
* TheStarscream: Shortly after defecting, he declares that he and Marry can ''be'' the First Order.

[[folder:Marry]]
!!Marry / Wave / Daimlun / Slope / El Paso / Singapore
[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/aq9vp3b.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:"I'm a bit unlucky in Jimmy."]]
->'''Played by:''' Creator/OscarIsaac (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsResistanceHeroes Poe Dameron]]
An IRA terrorist that has joined up with the Resistance.

* AntiHero: Apparently works for the IRA, yet is with the heroes in the film.
* DepopulationBomb: Anguishly announces that he has let "everyone be eliminated" as that was a way to save the world.
* TheFatalist: Shortly before starting their mission to Ike's World Gaelic, he tells the members of the rebellion that "for everyone, we are lost."
* FlatWhat: His response to Holdo's speech is to ask his robot "What is that?"
* HonestCorporateExecutive: He's apparently on the Resistance Board of Directors.
* TheOldestProfession: His previous job apparently consisted of being a "hot girl."
* OnlySaneMan: He's one of the few characters that realizes how weird everything around him is while discussing Holdo's plans. However, he doesn't show this side of himself again.
* PornStash: He apparently has one which may or may not include [[HoYay pictures of Finland.]] He gets annoyed with BB-8 when he thinks the robot burnt it all.
* StepfordSmiler: May be one, since he mentions that the attack on Jiajia's boat is sad.
* TheStoryteller: Tells Thoreau Jr. that he wants to tell him a story [[StealthInsult once he's done telling his]].
* TokenEvilTeammate: Is on the heroes' side, yet he seems to be an IRA terrorist.

[[folder:Supreme Readers Snooker]]
!!Supreme Readers [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snooker Snooker]] / [[Franchise/{{Peanuts}} Snoopy]] / Snooker Supremo / Top Leadership / Sri Lanka Knox
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[[caption-width-right:350:"Hey, you hurt you."]]
->'''Played by:''' Creator/AndySerkis (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsSnoke Supreme Leader Snoke]]
The Supreme Readers of the Regime, Snooker is Kellogg’s master and revealed to be [[spoiler: Speaker D’s puppet]].

* AdaptationalNiceGuy: Mr. Thoreau tells his son that Snookers apparently must be trusted, [[CorruptPolitician though he also abuses his power in the First Order.]]
* TheDragon: Unlike Snoke, who was a PuppetKing, Snooker appears to be aware of the fact that he's working for the D, and openly speaks about it in front of Kellogg.
* GeneralRipper: According to "The Final Hopeless Situation", Snooker Supremo "cruelly deployed his army".
* IceCreamKoan: Tells Thoreau Jr. to "take nonsense".
* IHaveYouNowMyPretty: Despite being the Supreme Readers of an army that seeks to eliminate sex, he seems rather pleased when Eyebrows refuses to be abstinent.
-->'''Snooker:''' Correct. [[TakeOffYourClothes Drop everything.]]
* LeaningOnTheFourthWall: Seems to be aware that Swiss isn't supposed to die in "The Final Hopeless Situation" and outright tells her so.
-->'''Snooker:''' You can not die.
* TheQuietOne: Notes that he "[speaks] a little".
* UndyingLoyalty: Or so he says himself, since "[he] cannot betray."

[[folder:[=BB-8=]]]
!!BB-8
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[[caption-width-right:350:Pictured: BB-8 Zhu Microblogging]]
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsResistanceHeroes BB-8]]

* CharacterBlog: Almost an InvertedTrope. He is a blogger InUniverse, but doesn't have a blog in RealLife. (At least not ''this'' version of the character.)

[[folder:Hussein Hess]]
!!General Hux / Hussein Hess / The army of Herkus
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[[caption-width-right:350:"The regime ended intolerance!"]]
->'''Played by:''' Creator/DomhnallGleeson (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsTheFirstOrder General Hux]]

* AdaptationalSexuality: {{Downplayed}}. He was apparently in a relationship with Kellogg prior to the latter's takeover of the First Order.
* CelibateHero: Inverted. He's a villain who wants to eliminate sex.
* ContrastingSequelAntagonist: He wants to eliminate sex, in contrast to The D being... well, [[DirtyOldMan D the Superior]].
* EvenEvilHasStandards:
** He mentions in his speech that Snooker's regime has ended intolerance in the galaxy, and that the rich will have their precious cars ended as well.
** In The ''Final Hopeless Situation'', he's outright horrified at the Resistance Board of Directors for causing TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt.
* EqualOpportunityEvil: Mentions that Snooker's regime has ended intolerance.
* ObligatorySwearing: Drops the b-word, like many other military officers in this series.

[[folder:Fasma]]
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[[caption-width-right:350:"You are a system of pests"]]
->'''Played by:''' Creator/GwendolineChristie (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsTheFirstOrderStormtrooperCorps Captain Phasma]]

[[folder:Maas]]
!!Maas / Maz
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[[caption-width-right:350:"And now, I'll give you a call."]]
->'''Played by:''' Creator/LupitaNyongo (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsCriminals Maz Kanata]]

* SkewedPriorities: When everyone is worried about finding the West Emperor, she apparently gets bored and decides to go on an egg hunt instead.

[[folder:Ross]]
!!Ross / Rose
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[[caption-width-right:350:"Dang."]]
-> '''Played by:''' Creator/KellyMarieTran (stock footage)
-> '''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsResistanceHeroes Rose Tico]]

* AnythingThatMoves: She hopes she [...can fist all bad and this beautiful town].
* TheFriendNobodyLikes: Neither Finland nor Marry are too fond of her, with the former calling her annoying and the latter asking outright if she's dead yet.
* SpannerInTheWorks: Or at least the other characters say so, since her own companions would rather let her die and [[BrutalHonesty aren't subtle about their disdain towards her.]]

[[folder:DJ]]
!!DJ
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[[caption-width-right:350:"I talk about condition."]]
->'''Played by:''' Creator/BenicioDelToro (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsCriminals DJ]]

* AdaptationalJerkass: The original was implied to be just a scoundrel who stole to make a living in his daily life; his decision to betray the Resistance, while morally questionable, was his only way to save himself at the time, and he was visibly not proud of it. This version of him, meanwhile, is a ruthless businessman who profits from slavery and other shady activities, and he openly states he goes around screwing up people without provocation, hinting he was thinking on selling Feet and Ross all the time.
* CardCarryingVillain: Has no problem revealing he goes around selling good people as slaves.
* CorruptCorporateExecutive: Implied to have been one in any case. He talks about exporting citrus fruit (possibly a parallel to the [[BananaRepublic United Fruit Company]]) and has dabbled in the slave trade.
* TheDon: Possibly.
* EvilCripple: A slaver and powerful businessman who claims to suffer from an unspecified medical condition. He might be referring to the original character's stutter, only he doesn't show it this time.
* EvilInc: He runs either one or possibly a criminal syndicate that uses a legitimate fruit company as a front.
* {{Greed}}: More so than the original. As far as we know, he's powerful enough to be able to manage his citrus fruit business in prison, and also seems interested in expanding to oil drilling. Clearly he's got all the money in the world and yet still goes as far as to betray allies and sell people into slavery.
* MightAsWellNotBeInPrisonAtAll: While in prison he talks about blocking his fruit exports in present-tense, implying he's still running his fruit company even behind bars.
* [[MistakenForSpecialGuest Mistaken For Royalty]]: By the First Order.
* TheRichWantToBeRicher: By his own admission, he is already a wealthy businessman, yet he's capable of horrible things only to gain even more money.
* SlaveryIsASpecialKindOfEvil: Apparently sold 'a good man' into slavery.
* TokenEvilTeammate: For the duration of the time he's helping out Finland and Ross, seeing as he openly admits to selling people into slavery even before he betrays them.

[[folder:Captain Jiajia Di]]
!!Captain Jiajia Di
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[[caption-width-right:350:"Install automatic guns?"]]
->'''Played by:''' Creator/MarkLewisJones (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsTheFirstOrder Captain Moden Canady]]

The Captain of a fearless boat in the First Order.

* SkewedPriorities: He asks his crew if they can install automatic guns... during the Resistance's attack on his ship.
* RaceLift: Has a Chinese name despite otherwise looking Caucasian.

[[folder:Zoe]]
!!Zoe/Woman
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[[caption-width-right:350:"I think you are lonely single."]]
->'''Played by:''' Creator/KeriRussell (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsCriminals Zorii Bliss]]

* EvilColonialist: Tells Marry that she wants to colonize when she leaves the planet Jimmy.

[[folder:Jenner]]
!!Jenner
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[[caption-width-right:350:"I own all the children."]]
->'''Played by:''' Naomi Acker (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsResistanceHeroes Jannah]]
A child slaver who joins up with the Resistance, she takes an interest in Feet.

* AdaptationalVillainy: In sharp contrast to her canonical counterpart, who defected from the First Order after refusing to execute innocent people, she happily admits to having owning child slaves.
* SlaveryIsASpecialKindOfEvil: Tells Feet of People that she was recruited just because she owns all the children.
* TimeForPlanB: When the rebellion is being overpowered by the Western fleet, she announces her plan B, which apparently consists of "touching her hair."
* TokenEvilTeammate: Even moreso than an IRA terrorist like Marry, what with being a child slaver who nonetheless joins forces with the Resistance.

[[folder:Pride]]
!!Pride
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[[caption-width-right:350:"I will increase their sources of funding."]]
->'''Played by:''' Creator/RichardEGrant (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsTheFirstOrder Allegiant General Pryde]]

* CorruptCorporateExecutive: Announces his plan to increase the Western fleet sources of funding ten thousand times.
* TheIllegal: Proudly announces that he has found his new country.

!!Characters Introduced in ''Grand Theft Auto''

[[folder:Piano Prince]]
!!Piano Prince
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[[caption-width-right:350:"Give me only pain."]]
->'''Played by:''' Creator/FelicityJones (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsRogueOne Jyn Erso]]

* AlliterativeName: ''P''iano ''P''rince.
* CasualKink: Asks Gregory to "give [her] only pain."
* GenderBlenderName: Fits an ActionGirl.
* MusicalThemeNaming: Is named after a musical instrument (and surnamed after a singer, too).
* ScienceIsBad: She doesn't believe that the big reason is useful.
* SenselessSacrifice: Demands that her captives kill her and Cassian as soon as they're captured.

[[folder:Cassian Andorra]]
!!Cassian Andorra
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[[caption-width-right:350:"There is nothing wrong with it."]]
->'''Played by:''' Creator/DiegoLuna (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsRogueOne Cassian Andor]]

* MirrorCharacter: To Piano, regarding their relative ruthlessness and amorality in the name of fighting and surviving the Empire. He even straight-up tells her that they're the same before they head to Scarlett.

[[folder:Quincy Kunnick]]
!!Quincy Kunnick
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[[caption-width-right:350:"I seem to have heard this sentence."]]
->'''Played by:''' Creator/BenMendelsohn (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsCommissionForThePreservationOfTheNewOrder Orson Krennic]]

* AdaptationalNationality: Quincy is apparently Australian, as he's mentioned as being the secretary of Queensland. He also uses some Australian vernacular. Fittingly, he's played by an Australian actor.
* CutLexLuthorACheck: Wants to use the Dead Star to destroy... a satellite.
* WellIntentionedExtremist: Claims to want to bring peace and security to the Milky Way.

[[folder:Old K]]
!!Old K
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[[caption-width-right:350:"Congratulations. You are being objects including sex workers."]]
->'''Played by:''' [=CGI=] (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsRogueOne K-2S0]]

* AdaptationalJerkass: While still working for the Rebel Alliance, Old K initally rescues Piano to become a sex worker. It's a good thing the Rebel Alliance had another use for her.
* SesquipedalianLoquaciousness: Tends to use longer, fancier words than his counterpart in the original.
* ShipperOnDeck: Thinks Cassian should keep Piano in his arms.
* SophisticatedAsHell: Greets a squad of stormtroopers with "Alas yo."

[[folder:Bodhi Luke]]
!!Bodhi Luke
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[[caption-width-right:350:"A bit narrow, but we can squeeze a squeeze."]]
->'''Played by:''' Creator/RizAhmed (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsRogueOne Bodhi Rook]]

* InsistentTerminology: Is always referred to as the pilot''s'', plural.
* OneSteveLimit: Shares his name with one of Gospel's many.

[[folder:Xi Lu Yingwei]]
!!Xi Lu Yingwei
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[[caption-width-right:350:"Pay the money to know the answer."]]
->'''Played by:''' Creator/DonnieYen (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsRogueOne Chirrut Imwe]]

* AdaptationalJerkass: The original Chirrut was a benevolent mystic who aided the heroes voluntarily, while here he's just seeking to make a buck.
* OnlyInItForTheMoney: Implied. He demands money from Piano to give her an answer.

[[folder:Bazma Blessed]]
!!Bazma Blessed
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[[caption-width-right:350:"He will open the door in prayer."]]
->'''Played by:''' Jiang Wen (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsRogueOne Baze Malbus]]

* YouAreTooLate: Comments that "[he] feels quite late." It's not specified for what though, as the sentence ends there.

[[folder:Gregory]]
!!Gregory / Sophie / Soglila / Sorrera / Sogrel / Sogelui / Soglina / Sogui Rui / Guarrera / Guerui La / Soglilla
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[[caption-width-right:350:"I do not have one day..."]]
->'''Played by:''' Creator/ForestWhitaker (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsThePartisans Saw Gerrera]]

* IHaveManyNames: His name is translated differently almost every time.
* SesquipedalianLoquaciousness: Says that "[he has] been like a candle in the wind."

[[folder:Galen Ursor]]
!!Galen Ursor
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[[caption-width-right:350:"My brains are not as good as before."]]
->'''Played by:''' Creator/MadsMikkelsen (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsCommissionForThePreservationOfTheNewOrder Galen Erso]]

* DeepCoverAgent: Says he's been groveling in order to study [[TheMedic the heart and other organs]] of the [[LivingShip Dead Star]].

!!Characters introduced in ''Ranger Soro''

[[folder:Chi La]]
!!Chi La / Qi
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[[caption-width-right:350:"Han we joust."]]
->'''Played by:''' Creator/EmiliaClarke (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsQira Qi'ra]]

* RightHandHottie: She is Kleinden Worth's Senior Assistant.
* SkewedPriorities: While escaping with Luck Thoreau, she suddenly asks him to start jousting.

[[folder:Baker Beckett]]
!!Baker Beckett
[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/baker_becket.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:"A fly went on in our heads."]]
->'''Played by:''' Creator/WoodyHarrelson (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsCrimsonDawnSyndicate Tobias Beckett]]

* AlliterativeName: ''B''aker ''B''eckett
* CaptainObvious: Believes that Ola Sin "must have died of her own death."
* CorruptCorporateExecutive: Admits he was a speculator before.

[[folder:Kleinden Worth]]
!!Kleinden Worth / Drayden Voss / Durden / de Wright
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[[caption-width-right:350:"If you have an accident, I will be sad and dead."]]
->'''Played by:''' Creator/PaulBettany (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsCrimsonDawnSyndicate Dryden Vos]]

* ObliviouslyEvil: He's very surprised upon being informed that he's started some fire.
* LivingEmotionalCrutch: He reveals that he's unable to break his relationship with Chi La and basically admits that he would commit suicide if she ever had an accident.

[[folder:[=L3=]]]
!!L3
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[[caption-width-right:350:"I'm really excited to take this live."]]
->'''Played by:''' Creator/PhoebeWallerBridge (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsCriminals L3-37]]