History Characters / TheMightyThorEnemies

!!!'''AKA:''' "Roxxon Thor"

* TheBusCameBack: Vanishing after Matt Fraction's run, he returns in a new form in ''ComicBook/TheImmortalThor'' as "Roxxon Thor".

* KickTheSonOfABitch: Tends to do this often since most of his quarry are JerkassGods, delivers a particularly satisfying one to Loki from an alt. future timeline who mooched and embezzled off of King Thor's decaying utopia.

* BeehiveHairdo: She used too have a large cone shaped mane of hair in the classic era.

* AintTooProudToBeg: They attempted to dissuade Thor from smashing the tapestry of fate and end the cycle of Ragnarok forever.

* FreudianExcuseIsNoExcuse: However, by the time Thor fights him, Gorr [[HeWhoFightsMonsters has become exactly what he hates: a god]]. By this point, his torment is an excuse to fuel his deicidal campaign, and he engages in the actions the worst gods indulged in, notably murdering his Necrosword-replicated wife after she called him a god. Before he dies, the Necrosword-created replica of his son calls him "the God of [[{{Hypocrite}} Hypocrisy]]".

* AllegoricalCharacter: Of unchecked capitalism as a whole.

* CardCarryingVillain: He's a corrupt, self-serving greedy piece of shit who cares for nothing but his bottom line and will happily admit his willingness to destroy the planet if it makes him one extra dollar. After the War of the Realms, he doesn't even bother using his human form, having seen how little people actually care that one of the biggest companies on Earth is run by a literal monster who sold out humanity.

* CruelMercy: It's revealed in one issue that he has the disembodied heads of the crooks who massacred his family on life support in a room plastered with copies of the magazines that he's starred in, leaving them incapable of doing anything but feebling pleading for death. Malekith, who he's showing it to, is amused and remarks that he applauds Agger's "commitment to sadism."
* DarkAndTroubledPast: Dario exposits to Malekith that he was the son of a wealthy Greek socialite, but when he was nine pirates attacked his father's private island and slaughtered his family. Dario fled into a cave and desperately prayed for the power to take revenge, and as it turned out said cave contained a shrine to the Minotaur. Dario was imbued with its power and slaughtered the pirates, took over his father's fortune, and paid his way to become Roxxon's CEO.

-->'''Minotaur:''' I like it when the ''number'' goes up. Because that means I win. That means I'm better. And that's all there is.

* EvenBadMenLoveTheirMamas: Dario may be a greedy ecocidal sadist who'd happily do anything to make a buck, but his sole redeeming feature is that he cared about his parents--who were murdered by pirates as a child. He obtained his powers praying for revenge, and even Malekith is impressed by what he did to do attain it--keeping the pirates' severed heads alive so that he can torture them and enjoy listening to them screaming and begging for mercy.

* FreudianExcuseIsNoExcuse: Admits to Thor in a rare moment of frankness that while he really didn't like how his family was murdered, and that he is genuinely plagued by bloodlust thanks to his powers, everything he's done as President of Roxxon; teaming up with Malekith and Xemnu, battling superheroes, and engaging in other shortsighted destructive business practices, was done because he enjoys making money for the sake of it.
-->"I like it when the ''number'' goes up. Because that means I win. That means I'm better. And that's all there is."

A Viking chieftain who loved to plunder and pillage wherever he wished. One particular raid on a town, where he killed everyone - men, children, animals, and he had the women raped before killing them too - got him and his crew cursed to never rest or find peace. They ended up sailing around for a thousand years before coming to current-era New York, which they invaded and pillaged.

* AndIMustScream: Thor's MegatonPunch sent Harald into space, where he is doomed to float in the vacuum forever. Not that we feel sorry for him, though.

* AxCrazy: Jaekelsson and the rest of his crew are also violent maniacs along with being zombie vikings, although unlike the latter, they were always like that.
* BloodKnight: Jaekelsson isn't fazed in the slightest by the God of Thunder standing against him and cracks a smile in response. Sigrid is a more heroic example, as she fights the undead vikings while sporting a grin from ear to ear.

* FateWorseThanDeath: Since he cannot die, he is instead punched into space to float for all eternity.
* HumanoidAbomination: On paper, he's just a very evil man who was cursed to be a zombie by a run-of-the-mill mystic, but at the same time, he utterly trounces Thor, which requires divine to cosmic levels of strength.

* TheJuggernaut: Its nearly impossible to injure Harald Jaekelsson, when Thor struck him with Mjolnir, he ended up breaking his own wrists!
* NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast: A guy whose surname sounds like Jackal's Son doesn't sound like a good guy.

* PoliticallyIncorrectVillain: He has no respect for women, children, or anyone at all, and addresses them by demeaning slurs.
* ThePunishment: The curse the wise man lays upon Jaekelsson and his men turns them into unstoppable engines of destruction capable of killing ''anything'' on its path and nobody, except those who share blood with the man that cursed in the first place, can even harm (let alone kill) them.

* RapePillageAndBurn: Jaekelsson's MO. Its what started the whole series' events by sacking the wise man's town and as soon as he lands on New York, he starts the whole thing all over again.

A cosmic entity in the shape of a galaxy-sized storm, the God Tempest was sealed inside a chunk of Uru by Odin Borson, which was later forged into the divine hammer Mjolnir. Falling dormant and assumed to be deceased, the God Tempest as awakened and eventually manifested a humanoid form as the "God of Hammers" to lay waste to Asgard as part of an ancient prophecy.

* DropTheHammer: His other main goal over the years is to steal Thor's hammer and gain its power. He's never been successful and isn't to clear on what he hopes to get from it. It's a source of godlike power and he wants it.
** In ''Fear Itself'', he becomes one of the Serpent's Worthy when a hammer lands in France and calls the Gargoyle to it. He receives a massive power-up of his normal powers, but becomes possessed by the spirit in the hammer.

* FrenchJerk: He's french and a quite unpleasant person.

* NoChallengeEqualsNoSatisfaction: When he first got his powers, he quickly became the most successful thief in Europe. He travels to New York to face Thor because nothing else at the time could give him a challenge. He's consistently shown to quickly amass a small fortune every time he gets out of prison and then be bored of how easy it was to do.

* DropTheHammer: Wields a mechanical replica of Thor's hammer. He later gets an alternate Thor's hammer, proving worthy of it.

* DropTheHammer: His staff changes into a warhammer as he changes.

* EvenEvilHasStandards: He saved a kidnapped model from being turned to stone and having her arms chopped off.

* {{Archenemy}}: A strong contender for the title.
* AttackOfThe50FootWhatever: Far, far bigger than 50 feet actually.

* EvilNephew: To Thor.

* {{Kaiju}}: He is ''massive''.

** The two of them in #380.
** Also with Freyja in ''Loki: Agent of Asgard'' #15. She came back in the next issue though (because heroic death meant going to Valhalla and Ragnarök meant coming back for the finale), the snake wasn't that lucky.

* ToServeMan: Has no problem with the idea of eating Thor.

* SuperStrength: Even given his size, that is one strong snake.

* BodyHorror: [[spoiler:As a result of being partially eaten by Xemnu, he's now a fused ball of flesh that is begging for mercy.]]

* WhatHappenedToTheMouse: [[spoiler:When last seen in ''Immortal Hulk'', he a badly mutilated lump of flesh in front of the Leader, who wonders what to do with him.]]

Also known as the Minotaur, Dario Agger is the CEO of Roxxon and a CorruptCorporateExecutive that puts others to shame, gleefully skirting the law while doing whatever it takes to make a buck. As the name suggests he can turn into a Minotaur, but only uses the form as a last resort, preferring to instead use his vast resources to take care of his enemies. After coming into conflict with the Thunder God due to Thor being alerted to Dario's highly polluting buisness practices, Dario's set his sights on using the resources of the other 9 realms for his own personal gain.

* AntiMagic: Desak claims to be immune from being ErasedFromExistence as Thor is to the common cold.

* AsLongAsItSoundsForeign: Dario was apparently born in Greece to presumably Greek parents, but his name isn't even remotely Greek; "Dario" is Italian/Croatian and "Agger" is Danish, resulting in a completely non-Greek MultiEthnicName being given to a Greek man.

* CloningBlues: A clone of Thor created by the High Evolutionary from Thor's DNA samples.

* ClonesArePeopleToo
* CloningBlues: He takes it a little hard when he finds out he actually is just a replicant. During his time on the Dark Avengers, it starts really bothering him.