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!! Susie (Caterina Scorsone)

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!! Susie (Caterina Scorsone)(Creator/CaterinaScorsone)
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* The [[ExtravertedNerd awkward]] St. Ambrose boy who is assigned to Verena as her date.

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* The [[ExtravertedNerd awkward]] The awkward St. Ambrose boy who is assigned to Verena as her date.
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* Odie’s boyfriend who attends a coed school. He agrees to meet up with Odie at Miss Godard’s for a [[NotWhatItLooksLike covert tryst]].

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* Odie’s boyfriend who attends a coed school. He agrees to meet up with Odie at Miss Godard’s for a [[NotWhatItLooksLike covert tryst]].tryst.



* Abby’s mother who wants to [[TheVillain sell the school up the river]].

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* Abby’s mother who wants to [[TheVillain [[ParentalBetrayal sell the school up the river]].
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* HighSchoolHustler: Verena gets her cigarettes through one of the school’s cooks. Through this connection she is also able to get empty beer bottles to use for her [[ThePlan big plan]].

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* HighSchoolHustler: Verena gets her cigarettes through one of the school’s cooks. Through this connection she is also able to get empty beer liquor bottles to use for her [[ThePlan big plan]].



* EthicalSlut: Tinka turns down Snake’s early advances. When asked why she doesn’t reciprocate, Tinka explains she has standards and doesn’t hook up with townies.

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* EthicalSlut: EveryoneHasStandards: Tinka is [[ReallyGetsAround promiscuous]] but she turns down Snake’s early advances. When asked why she doesn’t reciprocate, Tinka explains she has standards and doesn’t hook up with townies.
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* DidIJustSayThatOutLoud: {{Lampshaded}} as he tries to seal the deal.
-->'''Dennis:''' ''[to Odie]'' Even if you got pregnant, I’d marry you.

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* DidIJustSayThatOutLoud: {{Lampshaded}} as he tries ComicallyMissingThePoint: Tries to seal the deal.
change Odie's mind when she has second thoughts about consummating their relationship.
-->'''Dennis:''' ''[to Odie]'' Even C'mon, don't give up. Hey, even if you got pregnant, I’d marry you.

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* DeadpanSnarker

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-> ''"Up your ziggy with a wah-wah brush!"''

* DeadpanSnarkerDeadpanSnarker: Odie's snark is what impresses her roommates Verena and Tinka and leads them to invite her to join the D.A.R.



* DeadpanSnarker

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-> ''"You all want to sell out the school because you’re horny!!!"''

* DeadpanSnarkerDeadpanSnarker:
--> '''Verena:''' Yes, he's a good lecher -- I mean, teacher.



* DeadpanSnarker: When the St. Ambrose boys’ bus shows up at her school’s campus, Miss [=McVane=] sarcastically quips, “The master race has arrived.”

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* DeadpanSnarker: When the St. Ambrose boys’ bus shows up at her school’s campus, Miss [=McVane=] sarcastically quips, “The master race has arrived.
” This expands to her conversations with Mr. Armstrong, the St. Ambrose headmaster.
-->'''Mr. Armstrong:''' What an exceptionally attractive group of young ladies.
-->'''Miss [=McVane=]:''' ''[dryly]'' Mm. Won't they look good on the cover of your brochure.
-->'''Mr. Armstrong:''' ''[winks goodnaturedly]'' Yes, it should help enrollment.
-->'''Miss [=McVane=]:''' We could redesign their uniforms. Shorter skirts, plunging necklines....
-->'''Mr. Armstrong:''' ''[uncomfortably]'' Ah, ha, ha, ha!
* PassingTheTorch: Miss [=McVane=] tells Verena, "Don't stop the fight. Wherever you go...don't give up."



-> ''"Odie, you're supposed to wear the school blazer on all trips into the ville. Didn't you know that?"''



* HeelFaceTurn: In a big way.
* LonelyAtTheTop: Fed up with being the [[ButtMonkey butt of her peers' derision]], Abby sobs that sometimes she just wants to rip off her stars and be like everyone else.



* DramaQueen: An aspiring actress, Tinka is active in school plays.

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-> ''"Whoo! This is the best thing to happen since Midol! Boys, boys, boys --"''

* DramaQueen: Literal. An aspiring actress, Tinka is active in school plays.



-> ''"Verena's gone, St. Ambrose is taking over, and next year I'm going to have to face Todd Winslow every day at breakfast. I WANT TO RETCH AND DIE."''



* ThePerfectionist: Tweety is a bulimic who uses ipecac to induce vomiting. Subverted as [[spoiler: adult Tweety is a child psychologist who warns against the dangers of eating disorders]].

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* ThePerfectionist: Tweety is a bulimic who uses ipecac to induce vomiting. Subverted as [[spoiler: adult Tweety is a child an adolescent psychologist who warns against the dangers of eating disorders]].
* Writes all the [[ForgedMessage "mothers' letters"]] for students who need a weekend pass.



* [[TheSmartGuy The brains]]: Momo is a science nerd who aspires to attend MIT. Using her chemistry smarts, she brews homemade alcohol. She later [[spoiler: invents the first male oral contraceptive as an adult]].

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-> ''"She swallows Ipecac syrup and then fifteen minutes later she heaves up everything. Ipecac causes convulsions in the alimentary canal. Are you taking chemistry?"''

* [[TheSmartGuy The brains]]: Momo is a science nerd who aspires to attend MIT. Using her chemistry smarts, she brews homemade alcohol. She is later [[spoiler: invents revealed to be developing the first male oral contraceptive as an adult]].
* [[TeamSpirit Aligns with Verena]] when the D.A.R. fractures over whether to support a coed merger.



-> ''"Oh schoolmaids! Heaven is where you are!"''



* BlitheSpirit: When Verena reveals that she planned to use him as a pawn to prevent the coed merger, Frosty is not bothered by this and kisses Verena.

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-> ''"You know what's fun? Codeine and rubber cement!"''

* BlitheSpirit: When Verena reveals that she planned to use him as [[ThePawn a pawn pawn]] to prevent the coed merger, Frosty is not bothered completely unbothered by this and kisses Verena.this.



* TheStoner: His idea of a good time is codeine with rubber cement. Accepts Verena’s offer of Midol, not realizing the tablets are used for menstrual cramps.

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* TheStoner: His idea of a good time is codeine with rubber cement.See quote. Accepts Verena’s offer of Midol, not realizing the tablets are used for menstrual cramps.




!! Page Sawyer (Rosemary Dunsmore)

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\n-->'''Todd:''' ''[to his date]'' I think Nixon lost the election because of his enormous jowls. The least he could do was put a brassiere on them for television. ''[eyes his date's breasts]'' What size cup would you say he was?

!! Page Sawyer (Rosemary Dunsmore)(Creator/RosemaryDunsmore)




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* Gives [[LaughablyEvil corny advice]] to her crying daughter.
-->'''Page Sawyer:''' Abby Sawyer, when you are at the top, there are always jealous people at the bottom who try to bring you down. Well, you just stick out your chin and say "POO."



* The headmaster of St. Ambrose Academy.

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* The headmaster of St. Ambrose Academy.
Academy who [[ShowingUpChauvinists insults]] Miss [=McVane=].




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-->'''Todd:''' I'm Conrad. Or you can call me Connie, or Darnoc which is my name backwards --
-->'''Verena:''' Come on, Car Wreck.
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The characters of the film '''''The Hairy Bird'''''.

!! Odette “Odie” Sinclair (Creator/GabyHoffmann)
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* DeadpanSnarker
* FutureBadass: An outspoken young woman who is passionate about politics.
* HormoneAddledTeenager: Plots to lose her virginity to boyfriend Dennis.
* NewTransferStudent who has difficulty adjusting to Miss Godard’s.
* NiceMeanAndInBetween: Can snark back at Abby and her roommates, but is not opposed to a merger with St. Ambrose, [[spoiler: a stance that is subverted]].

!! Verena Von Stefan (Creator/KirstenDunst)
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* DeadpanSnarker
* DoesNotLikeMen:
-->'''Verena:''' ''[in response to Odie’s desire to lose her virginity to her boyfriend]'' Your great ambition is to lay with your legs up in the air like a bug?
* HighSchoolHustler: Verena gets her cigarettes through one of the school’s cooks. Through this connection she is also able to get empty beer bottles to use for her [[ThePlan big plan]].
* RebelliousSpirit: Odie is more practical about handling the news of a possible merger between Miss Godard’s and St. Ambrose, urging Verena to tell the student body so the school can have a dialogue about the merger. Verena, however, chooses the much messier route of [[SabotageToDiscredit sabotaging]] the St. Ambrose boys to make them look bad.

!! Miss [=McVane=] (Creator/LynnRedgrave)
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* Miss Godard’s headmistress who turns out to have [[NiceGuy a heart of gold]].
* DeadpanSnarker: When the St. Ambrose boys’ bus shows up at her school’s campus, Miss [=McVane=] sarcastically quips, “The master race has arrived.”

!! Abigail “Abby” Sawyer (Creator/RachaelLeighCook)
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* TeachersPet: Abby rats on other students for breaking school rules like skipping school and violating the dress code.
* Wears a YellowSashOfPower to display her authority as a member of the student council.

!! Tinka Parker (Creator/MonicaKeena)
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* DramaQueen: An aspiring actress, Tinka is active in school plays.
* EthicalSlut: Tinka turns down Snake’s early advances. When asked why she doesn’t reciprocate, Tinka explains she has standards and doesn’t hook up with townies.
* TheVamp: Her aggressive grinding on her date during the St. Ambrose dance causes him to have an [[JizzedInMyPants embarrassing moment]] on the dance floor.
* [[ThisMeansWar Changes her mind]] about St. Ambrose guys when a group of them humiliates Tweety.

!! Theresa “Tweety” Goldberg (Creator/HeatherMatarazzo)


* GirlyGirl who is not above acting like [[TheDitz a ditz]] and [[CoyGirlishFlirtPose overeager flirtation]] for male attention.
* ThePerfectionist: Tweety is a bulimic who uses ipecac to induce vomiting. Subverted as [[spoiler: adult Tweety is a child psychologist who warns against the dangers of eating disorders]].

!! Maureen “Momo” Haines (Creator/MerrittWever)
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* [[TheSmartGuy The brains]]: Momo is a science nerd who aspires to attend MIT. Using her chemistry smarts, she brews homemade alcohol. She later [[spoiler: invents the first male oral contraceptive as an adult]].

!! Snake (Creator/VincentKartheiser)
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* Seeing himself [[TheBard as a bard]], he frequently says pretentious things.
* TheLeader of the Flat Critters, an unruly group of local beatniks.
* StalkingIsLove: Genuinely believes this as he pursues Tinka.

!! Bradley “Frosty” Frost (Creator/TomGuiry)
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* BlitheSpirit: When Verena reveals that she planned to use him as a pawn to prevent the coed merger, Frosty is not bothered by this and kisses Verena.
* FishOutOfWater: Frosty wants to get kicked out of stuffy St. Ambrose.
* TheStoner: His idea of a good time is codeine with rubber cement. Accepts Verena’s offer of Midol, not realizing the tablets are used for menstrual cramps.

!! Dennis (Creator/MatthewLawrence)
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* Odie’s boyfriend who attends a coed school. He agrees to meet up with Odie at Miss Godard’s for a [[NotWhatItLooksLike covert tryst]].
* DidIJustSayThatOutLoud: {{Lampshaded}} as he tries to seal the deal.
-->'''Dennis:''' ''[to Odie]'' Even if you got pregnant, I’d marry you.
* [[TrojanGauntlet Fumbles said rendezvous]]: Instead of supplying condoms for the tryst, brings a can of contraceptive foam that he cannot figure out how to use.

!! Frank Dewey (Robert Bockstael)
* A teacher at Miss Godard’s who is also an icky {{ephebophile}} that preys on his female students.

!! Todd Winslow (Robin Dunne)
* A [[JerkAss douchebag]] student of St. Ambrose.

!! Page Sawyer (Rosemary Dunsmore)
* Abby’s mother who wants to [[TheVillain sell the school up the river]].

!! Mr. Armstrong (Michael J. Reynolds)
* The headmaster of St. Ambrose Academy.

!! Susie (Caterina Scorsone)
* A [[ProfessionalButtKisser crony]] of Abby’s.

!! Conrad Bateman (Noah “40” Shebib)
* The [[ExtravertedNerd awkward]] St. Ambrose boy who is assigned to Verena as her date.

!! Photographer (Creator/ShawnAshmore)
* Another [[JerkAss jerky]] St. Ambrose boy who tries to take sneak photos of Miss Godard students topless.

!! Tinka’s Date (Creator/HaydenChristensen)
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* A St. Ambrose boy who has an [[JizzedInMyPants oops! moment]] on the dance floor.
* He is also [[EasilySwayedPopulation among the first]] to try the spiked punch and get intoxicated.

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