History Characters / SurvivalOfTheFittestMiniInternational

* WhipItGood: Her designated weapon is a Sjambok, a type of South African whip. She uses it against Zander Lin when he starts attacking people.

[[folder:O01: Rainbow Moseki]]
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->[[AC: O01: Rainbow Moseki]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Fishbowl Terrarium of Myrmecia pilosula ("Jumping Jack Ants") (lidded)
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] If she can hold onto that "heavy metal persona" of hers, then I think she stands a chance. Without it, I reckon those ants of hers have better chances. - Quaker

[[folder:O02: Dominik Vasquez]]
->[[AC: O02: Dominik Vasquez]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] ST Kinetics CPW
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] Physically fit? Knows his environment? Has a gun? Now this is more like it, unless he decides to try and swim out into the ocean cause someone else asks him to, I see good things for this kid. He just needs to play smart, use that friendliness and have a good meat shield ready. - Quaker

[[folder:O03: Jevaun Barrett]]
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->[[AC: O03: Jevaun Barrett]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Sanna-77
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] Disco had something here, but he was curt to me this morning so I deleted it. Anyway, he’d probably just say something rude about his brother, compliment the gun he’s got, make some quip about his knee being fucked up, and then say he’s got no chance, but I’m better than that. For starters, this guy’s brothers’ a loser, the really cool gun we’ve given him is not going to help at all, he’s got less forward mobility in him than hobbits from The Shire, he’s got no chance, but at least he’ll probably have a really funny death if he tries to run and fucks up that knee. -- Prodigy

* NoHoldsBarredBeatdown: How he dies at the hands of Seychelle, via his own gun.

[[folder:O04: Abel Atkins]]
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->[[AC: O04: Abel Atkins]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Lava Lamp
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] Keeping calm won’t help you when your hands are lily white and more used to running in Mario Brothers than used for survival. Hope you have good aim with that lamp, kiddo - you got one shot. - Disco

[[folder:O05: Clara Micallef]]
->[[AC: O05: Clara Micallef]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Malinnov [=M1P=]
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] Hopefully that gun of hers is the military version, that and her natural athleticism already puts her ahead of most of these dead meat. Although her rash nature might complicate things somewhat, if she plays her cards, I don't think that should matter. Unless she tries to fall down on her face and call foul; soccer players are so dramatic. - Quaker

* VengeanceFeelsEmpty: After spending days to find Caleb Policarpio and Tarren Joseph, who robbed her on the first day, Clara and her ally Lex finally stumble upon [[spoiler: a lone Caleb, who tells them he shot Tarren before Clara guns him down without much of a fight.]] Clara even notes in her narration that she feels "some strange sense of emptiness".

[[folder:O06: Deirbhile Callahan]]
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->[[AC: O06: Deirbhile Mary Callahan]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] 50 Unique Valentines Cards
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] Ahh, now this one’s a fighter - tough, strong, and doesn’t mind getting beat up some. Reminds me of me in the way back. Maybe she can give those cards out to make up for her shit personality. - Disco
* BetterToDieThanBeKilled: Her reason for hanging herself.
* GoodbyeCruelWorld: Her death post mostly consists of a suicide note directed at her family and friends. It also asks whoever finds the note to deliver it to them. [[spoiler: The last paragraph reveals that this note only exists in her mind, since she couldn't find pen and paper to write it down.]]
* HangingAround: Hung herself in the farmhouse's barn in an act of defiance against the terrorists that kidnapped her and the other students.

[[folder:O07: Jaxon Chen]]
->[[AC: O07: Jaxon Chen]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Bag of Toxicodendron rydbergii ("Western Poison Ivy") (plastic, see-through, roughly labeled with black marker on white paper attached to outside)
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] Freebird had something here, but it was boring so I deleted it. Anyway, this child reminds me of that one time I tried to branch into online gaming, but I was accused of "hacking". Granted, I was using an aimbot I made, but this one person I was continuously killing didn’t actually know that and started calling me some quite horrific slurs. I think they were supposed to hurt me, but all I did was find his home address, which happened to be in the county over, and send him a box full of cow shit with a warning label on it. I didn't check up on him after that, but either way I like to think I made a difference there. The point is, that box of cow shit would probably have made a more efficient weapon than this boy’s bag of whatever and he will die quickly. - Prodigy

* ImprovisedWeapon: Wraps some of the Poison Ivy he got as his designated weapon around some gloves to create poisonous gloves. [[CoolButImpractical It is pretty ineffective.]]

[[folder:O08: Oscar Fatu]]
->[[AC: O08: Oscar Fatu]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Organic Maple Syrup 5L
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] When I was in school, we used to throw rocks at each other for fun. What are they teaching these kids that they’re all such weenies, anyways? At least Oscar can guarantee his time with us is sweeter than most. - Disco

* BigBrotherMentor: Tries to be this for his two younger brothers, with varying success.
* Hypochondria: Has a case of this, specifically applying to potential allergens and food.
* ImpromptuTracheotomy: Happens to him once [[spoiler: Fabiano]] pushes him out of the way when Oscar tries to calm the tense situation between [[spoiler: Fabiano and Harun]] down. When falling to the ground, Oscar's neck gets impaled by the remains of a tent. [[spoiler: It's fatal.]]
* JackOfAllStats: His performance in school is good in everything without excelling in anything.
* MinorInjuryOverreaction: Was stated to have these in his profile, due to a low pain tolerance. He even quit his favorite sport, rugby, because of it.
* NiceGuy: Even in a death game, he tries to be friendly to everyone and smiles a lot.
* NoGoodDeedGoesUnpunished: When seeing that a fight is about to break out between two strangers, he intervenes and attempts to talk them out of it. It ends with him being shoved to the ground. [[spoiler: His neck gets impaled during the landing, resulting in his death.]]

[[folder:O09: Makaria Wang]]
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->[[AC: O09: Makaria Wang]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] MAG-7
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] Too much of a beta to die screaming. - Polar

* AteHisGun: How he dies.
* DespairEventHorizon: Goes through this at the beginning, coldly rationalizing his own suicide.
* DrivenToSuicide: Decides that suicide was his best way to go out.
* LackOfEmpathy: Suffers from a slight case of this. He feels a disconnection from other people, and tend to think of interpersonal relationships in terms of how they benefit him. However, he tends to misinterpret his own personality and look down on himself, so it's possible that he might have believed himself to be unempathetic when he isn't.
* MediumBlending: His death was written using several outside websites, and included, amongst other things, wikipedia links and a psychological assessment.
* MostGamersAreMale: Is a gamer, and male... well, at least he's sure of the first part.
* NotSoStoic: Despite being rather unemotional, his awkwardness gets to him when he tries to rob Abel Atkins, only to shyly ask him for his stuff in a way that's straight up polite, stammering all the while. He was internally screaming the whole scene.
* SelfImposedChallenge: Either does this when gaming or just straight up messes around without a purpose.
* WeHardlyKnewYe: Only talked to a single person on-island before his death, and was seen from afar by another.

[[folder:O10: Leander Van Vliet]]
->[[AC: O10: Leander Van Vliet]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Accuracy International Arctic Warfare Police
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] Polar had something here, but she needs to write more so I deleted it. Anyway, I love white people in Africa - that accent is not supposed to come out of that body, so it’s always a nice touch of colonialism to spice up the day. But onto the matter at hand, has this kid got a shot? It’s not that hard to figure out a sniper rifle after the first few rounds, you don’t need to care about rationing when there’s unclaimed baggage in the island area, and best of all, who cares if nobody gets along with you? Just shoot them. This isn’t varsity prom. - Prodigy

[[folder:O11: Jen Mara Tuiqamea]]
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->[[AC: O11: Jennifer 'Jen' Mara Tuiqamea]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] [=Leader T2 MK5=]
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] On the surface this girl looks like she has everything, a good weapon with an assault rifle, an eye for detail, and a good head on her shoulders. Just a shame she's a meek coward looking for "peace". She'll probably not even use the damn thing. Not someone I'm hedging my bets on, early out. - Quaker

[[folder:O12: Matthew Omeruo]]
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->[[AC: O12: Matthew Olusegun Omeruo]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Trishula
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] Another soccer player, and unlike O05 I don't see much use for this kid. Fit and with a good melee weapon, but opposed to violence to the point of barely defending himself? He better have some thoughts and prayers for his chances, cause what I see is another early out. - Quaker

[[folder:O13: Ajay Bachmeyer]]
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->[[AC: O13: Antoine Jean-Paul Bachmeyer]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Pike
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] His 'mad drip' is going to get him killed. - Polar

[[folder:O14: Seychelle Charity Tress]]
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->[[AC: O14: Seychelle Charity Tress]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Multi Calibre Individual Weapon System
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] What in God’s name is a ‘zine’? What happened to the days when folks just had one name? When did the world stop making sense? - Disco

* BewareTheQuietOnes: The shock of almost drowning sends her on a killing spree. This trope gets even more important when a fight against Ajay leaves her with a wound at her throat, making her unable to speak.

[[folder:O15: Katherine Thomas]]
->[[AC: O15: Katherine Grace Thomas]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Sjambok
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] I had to do a lot of internet research for this one. The weapon too. Anyways, her identity isn’t going to be an issue since it seems like she’s got it under control. I can’t see it coming up. What will be an issue is that she’s the overthinking sort - I’ve been there and done that. You get one chance to get over yourself and grow up, so for her sake she’d better make use of it. - Freebird

* IntersexTribulations: Katherine has complete androgen insensitivity syndrome, meaning she's missing internal reproductive organs and was born with undescended testes that were removed at the age of eleven. As a teenager she is involved in LGBTI+ activism in Brisbane. It's mentioned that she has an easier time talking about being a lesbian than being intersex, due to her being affected by trans-exclusionary rhetoric.
* LandDownUnder: She is from Brisbane, Australia.
* LipstickLesbian: Generally, Katherine comes off as a more of a {{Bookworm}} variety of this.
* SmartPeopleWearGlasses: Katherine has both reading and writing as listed hobbies, and she is a relatively good student. Naturally, she wears a pair of magenta oval glasses.
* WhipItGood: Her designated weapon is a Sjambok, a type of South African whip. She uses it against Zander Lin when he starts attacking people.

[[folder:O16: Philia Constantinou]]
->[[AC: O16: Philia Constantinou]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] [=L1A1=] Self-Loading Rifle
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] She theoretically has the profile of the sort of folks who end up killing for a cause. But this one’s too… toothless, I guess. A single break up and all her conviction crumples just like that? She took all the wrong lessons from the hardships she endured in life, I’d say. All the pieces are there but they’re extremely all over the place. - Freebird

AccidentalMurder: Ends up shooting [[spoiler: Fabiano Vecoli]] on accident when [[spoiler: he]] tries to grab her gun.

[[folder:O17: Pranay Shankar]]
->[[AC: O17: Pranay Shankar]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Caulking Gun
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] I’m not making a ‘fate sealed’ joke, Prodigy. Puns aren’t funny - but Pranay’s odds are.” - Polar
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[[folder:O18: Alexander "Lex" Latimer]]
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->[[AC: O18: Alexander "Lex" Latimer]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Pistol Auto 9mm 1A
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] College-bound incel. Okay, I have to be a bit more fair than that. He’s got a metric fuckton of issues and isn’t coping with any of them well, so I doubt he has the mental strength to man up and get it done. The underdog can bite back and take over the trash heap but I don’t think this guy has what it takes. You have to have a certain mentality to overcome your inner demons and I don’t think this guy has it. - Freebird
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[[folder:O19: Archibald "Archie" Harper]]
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->[[AC: O19: Archibald Harper]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Binder of 'Teach Yourself' Audio [=CDs=] - Every Language in Alphabetical Order
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] Quaker had something here, but she didn’t clean up the bathroom this morning so I deleted it. Anyway, why do none of these kids from the UK know any other language? Everyone else speaks like three languages, including English, yet none of these kids even bothered to look up the language of the people who used to live on the land? Okay, the Welsh kid knows Welsh, but seriously? Not even a lick of Gaelic? It kind of bothers me now that he’s got a chance the moment he gets his hands on a weapon better than that binder. I’m going to need a moment. - Prodigy
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* FailureHero: At first, his plan of escaping the island seems off to a good start when he assembles three others around himself. Then [[spoiler: they arrive at the village and get seperated during the big gunfight, with Archie and Jia Li ending up at the same place they started. When he tries to comfort Jia Li, she attempts to kill him, which results in him accidentally pushing her to her death. Archie then gets shot dead by Seychelle before he can even comprehend what just happened.]]
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[[folder:O20: Lyberté Renaud]]
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->[[AC: O20: Lyberté Renaud]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Rainbow Loom + Rubber Band Kit (x25 of each colour)
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] I looked into it and the biker gangs this girl is drawing her inspiration from were pretty legit - shootings, bombings, pornography, so on. I don’t see where her actual lifestyle is matching up. She knows how to ride a motorcycle and she knows how to defend herself - kind of. Neither of these things make you the hardened actual criminal she wants to associate herself with the ethos of. She’s out of her depth and about to see that firsthand, I think. At the very least, she can make herself a proper biker’s patch with those rubber bands. - Freebird
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* TheGhost: Is this to the other students. Since she had no contact with anyone before her death, the first time they find out about Lyberté's existence is when Jack announces her demise.
* WeHardlyKnewYe: As soon as she is seen, she is killed by a collar detonation in a danger zone.

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[[folder:O21: Caleb Policarpio]]
->[[AC: O21: Caleb Thomas Delos Reyes Policarpio]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Akrafena
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] We were nice enough to provide you with the sword you can fall on. - Polar
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[[folder:O22: Fabiano Vecoli]]
->[[AC: O22: Fabiano Vecoli]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] [=AX60=] Coloured Smoke Bombs (x6, one in each colour)
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] Honestly, that xenophobia might give him a healthy perspective on trusting nobody. The way I’m reading into it this experiment is going to devolve into chaos fast when these folks are all complete strangers, so someone who is already predisposed to not even try to trust anybody else will have a head start. Problem: the rest of him lacks any sort of obvious card to play- the only fight he ever got in he missed his shot and broke his expensive toys in the process. Not the most illustrious start to a career as a hardened killer, and I’m not holding my breath that he’ll have a resurgence in the necessary timeframe. - Freebird
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* AccidentalMurder: Becomes the first student to kill someone else when he [[spoiler: pushes Oscar to the ground, resulting in his neck getting impaled.]]
* JerkAss: Probably one of the least likeable students on the island.
* ImmediateSelfContradiction: Gets angry at Soraya for using a fake name. Barely five minutes later, he introduces himself as "Adrian Calleia" when he meets Jaxon and Philia.
* IgnoredEpiphany: Upon accidentally killing someone, he is shocked for a moment, but eventually decides that his victim was an "idiot" who "would have gotten [[spoiler:him]]self killed rather sooner than later anyway".

[[/folder]]

[[folder:O23: Soraya Martinez]]
->[[AC: O23: Soraya Martinez]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Zorb Ball + Battery Powered Air Pump
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] Dive into that Zorb Ball and roll yourself off a cliff, it will save others the effort. - Polar
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* BilingualBonus: The Spanish posts often reveal new or more personal information.
* LanguageFluencyDenial: Pretends to have a very limited understanding of English despite speaking it fluently.
* PaintingTheMedium: A box disguised to look like a signature contains the translations to her posts. She often speaks directly to the reader here and explains things like word choice, slang, and wordplay.
* TranslationWithAnAgenda: She is open with the reader that her translations are not always accurate. Their accuracy varies from mostly accurate to purposefully cleaning things up to make herself look better to completely different. Crosses into TrollingTranslator at times.
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[[folder:O24: Austin Song]]
->[[AC: O24: Austin Song]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] x1 Bolt of Green Muslin (30 yards)
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] Freebird had something here, but again, it was boring so I deleted it. Not as boring as this kid, though - I think this kid stands the highest chance of making it through the entire thing just because he literally bores everyone around him to sleep the moment they get near him. Even the weapon we gave him is boring. Maybe his collar will be so bored it will forget to go off if he enters a danger zone. I’m literally falling asleep writing this conclusion right now. - Prodigy
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* RageBreakingPoint: Snaps during his fight with Harun Tee, Harun knocks him to the floor and tries to steal Jen Mara's gun from her, proceeding to beat the other boy to death with a crutch.
** MyGodWhatHaveIDone: Suffers from this after the adrenaline dies down and he sees the result.
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[[folder:O25: Tarren Joseph]]
->[[AC: O25: Tarren Joseph]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Yellow AFL Game Ball
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] On the surface a fencer who's good socially seems like a safe shot, but then you look deeper and realise this girl is doomed. Her weapon is bad, her lack of strength will make close quarters a nightmare and her dependency on others will hinder her as time goes on. Maybe she'll manage, but what I see is a girl about to learn her ability to earn high scores means nothing on the field. - Quaker
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* SecondPersonNarration: Most of her narration is written this way.
* TheCorrupter: Ropes her partner Caleb to do all the dirty work for her. It's questionable if he would have ended up [[spoiler:killing three people]] without her influence.
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[[folder:O26: Harun Tee]]
->[[AC: O26: Harun Tee]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] The Great Book of British Useless Information, by Hannah Warner
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] You know, I miss the days where you just went out and picked up heavy shit to get stronger. Now it’s all [=CrossFart=] and 30 Day Shreds and - it isn’t hard to live a long time. Anyways, he seems fine physically, but with that weapon, he’s about to adapt part of its title - useless. - Disco
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* {{Jerkass}}: Harun's confrontational and regularly trades barbs with other students that he encounters due to his attitude.
* ObfuscatingDisability: After stealing one of Artie's crutches, he fools Jaxon Chen this way for a short while.
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[[folder:O27: Artemis "Artie" Qiu]]
->[[AC: O27: Artemis "Artie" Qiu]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Pata
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] Need actually useful legs to use a real gun. And actually useful skills. - Polar
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[[folder:O28: Zander Lin]]
->[[AC: O28: Zander Lin]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Ghillie suit
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] Watches are passe, and I personally never liked them. They break too easy when you get in a scrap. This kid is a bad boy without any of the actual toughness or life experience to back it up. These sorts are complete paper tigers and they get chewed up and spit out by actual life-or-death situations. What makes him uniquely terrible is that he’s going to be the most insufferable [=PoS=] all the while as he’s busy flailing at the scraps of his life left after he doesn’t have daddy’s money and his brand names. I’m sure he’ll appreciate the new threads. - Freebird
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[[folder:O29: Jia Li Qiáo]]
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->[[AC: O29: Jia Li Qiáo]]
->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Branston Original Pickle (2.55kg)
->[[AC: Conclusion:]] Quaker had something here, but she’s been pretty mean lately so I deleted it. Speaking of mean, this young lady! Any potential advantages given to this girl through the fact she speaks a bajillion languages are cancelled out by the fact she’s such a bitch. I would literally put money on the Branston Pickle having more friends than her by the end of this thing. I mean the dictionary definition of ‘literally’, by the way - hey, whoever the grunt reading this is, where’s the betting pool? Come on, I know you all have one, we don’t let you have any other kind of fun around here. - Prodigy
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* TheCorrupter: Ropes her partner Caleb to do all the dirty work for her. It's questionable if he would have ended up
[[spoiler: killing three people]] without her influence.

* ThoseTwoBadGuys: Together with Tarren Joseph.

* ThoseTwoBadGuys: Together with Caleb Policarpio.

* ImprovisedWeapon: Wraps some of the Poison Ivy he got as his designated weapon around some gloves to create poisonous gloves. It is pretty ineffective.

* WeHardlyKnewYe: As soon as she is seen, she is killed by an collar detonation in a danger zone.

* TheCorrupter: Ropes her partner Caleb to do all the dirty work for her. It's questionable if he would have ended [[spoiler: killing three people]] without her influence.

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* AccidentalMurder: Becomes the first student to kill someone else when he [[spoiler: pushes Oscar to the ground, resulting in his neck getting impaled.]]

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* SmartPeopleWearGlasses: Katherine has both reading and writing as listed hobbies, and she is a relatively good student.

* HateSink: Probably one of the least likeable students on the island.

* Hypocrite: Gets angry at Soraya for using a fake name despite introducing himself as Adrian to almost everyone he meets.

* Jack-of-all-Stats: His performance in school is good in everything without excelling in anything.

* TheGhost: Is this to the other students. Since she had no contact with anyone before her death, the first time they find out about Lyberté's existence is when Jack announces her death.

* Jack-Of-All-Stats: His performance in school is good in everything without excelling in anything.

* MinorInjuryOverreaction: Was stated to have these in his profile, due to a low pain tolerance.
* NiceGuy: Even in a death game, he tries to be friendly to everyone and smiles a lot. [[spoiler: Unsurprisingly, he doesn't last very long.]]
* NoGoodDeedGoesUnpunished: When seeing that a fight is about to break out between two strangers, he intervenes and attempts to talk them out of it. [[spoiler: It ends with him being shoved to the ground. His neck gets impaled during the landing, resulting in his death.]]

* LanguageFluencyDenial: Pretends to have a very limited understanding of english despite speaking it fluently.

* Irony: Turns out Polar was right.

* DrivenToSuicide: Decides to shoot himself once he realises the hopelessness of the situation.
* WeHardlyKnewYe: Is the first one to die.

* AteHisGun: How he died.
* DrivenToSuicide: Decided to shoot himself once he realised the hopelessness of the situation.

->[[AC: Conclusion:]] Watches are passe, and I personally never liked them. They break too easy when you get in a scrap. This kid is a bad boy without any of the actual toughness or life experience to back it up. These sorts are complete paper tigers and they get chewed up and spit out by actual life-or-death situations. What makes him uniquely terrible is that he’s going to be the most insufferable PoS all the while as he’s busy flailing at the scraps of his life left after he doesn’t have daddy’s money and his brand names. I’m sure he’ll appreciate the new threads. - Freebird

->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Leader T2 MK5

->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] L1A1 Self-Loading Rifle

->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Binder of 'Teach Yourself' Audio CDs - Every Language in Alphabetical Order

->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] AX60 Coloured Smoke Bombs (x6, one in each colour)

->[[AC: Conclusion:]] You know, I miss the days where you just went out and picked up heavy shit to get stronger. Now it’s all CrossFart and 30 Day Shreds and - it isn’t hard to live a long time. Anyways, he seems fine physically, but with that weapon, he’s about to adapt part of its title - useless. - Disco

->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Malinnov M1P