History Characters / SuburbanKnights

* CallBack[=/=]ContinuityNod: He previously appeared as the character in his ''VideoGame/UltimaI'' review, and his instructing of the Cloaks is a reference to his past work as a [[SpoonysCampaign dungeon master]].

! [[LukeMochrieAndTheInners Luke Mochrie]] also as Literature/HarryPotter

! [[spoiler: TheLastAngryGeek, Jim Jarosz, and WebVideo/IronLiz]] as The Cloaks
-> [[spoiler: Played by: [[TheLastAngryGeek Brian Heinz]], James Jarosz, and [[WebVideo/IronLiz Elizabeth Skochil]]]]

-> Played by: DougWalker

** BadassPrincess

* SilenceYouFool: Shouts it to stop Film Brain and Kinley's argument. In Japanese, of course.

* AlwaysSomeoneBetter: Kinley is this as far as he's concerned.

* HiddenDepths: He tried to add a darker side to the overtly happy character, by having fights with Kinley and such.

* {{Yandere}}: As he sees Kinley with The Critic.

! [[LukeMochrieAndTheInners Kinley Mochrie]] also as Literature/HarryPotter
-> Played by: [[AsHimself Kinley Mochrie]]

* CanadaEh[=/=]FakeNationality: She's a Canadian playing a Brit. Kinley doesn't see the difference, but Film Brain...

-->'''Kinley:''' What are you talking aboot?

* CostumeCopycat: Debatable. If you look closely, Film Brain wears the costume seen in the first two films, Kinley wears the uniform from the remaining films.

* IAmNotLeonardNimoy: Kinley calls him "Creator/JeremyIrons" rather than the character's name. Averted when Paw himself says "Home run for Profion!"

* SilenceYouFool: Shouts it to stop Film Brain and Luke's argument. In Japanese, of course.

* AlwaysSomeoneBetter: Luke is this as far as he's concerned.

* HiddenDepths: He tried to add a darker side to the overtly happy character, by having fights with Luke and such.

* {{Yandere}}: As he sees Luke with The Critic.

! [[LukeMochrieAndTheInners Luke Mochrie]] also as Literature/HarryPotter
-> Played by: [[AsHimself Luke Mochrie]]

* CanadaEh[=/=]FakeNationality: He's a Canadian playing a Brit. Luke doesn't see the difference, but Film Brain...

-->'''Luke:''' What are you talking aboot?

* CostumeCopycat: Debatable. If you look closely, Film Brain wears the costume seen in the first two films, Luke wears the uniform from the remaining films.

* IAmNotLeonardNimoy: Luke calls him "Creator/JeremyIrons" rather than the character's name. Averted when Paw himself says "Home run for Profion!"

* BigBad
* BlackEyesOfEvil

* CoolShades

** SinisterShades

* TheJuggernaut

* NietzscheWannabe

* ReallySevenHundredYearsOld

* SimpleStaff

* SpellMyNameWithAnS: The special shows his name as both [[spoiler:Malachite]] in the actor credit and [[spoiler:Malachite]] elsewhere. Given Doug's propensity for misspelling words, it is unknown at this point which is the correct spelling (though probably "Malachite", which is an actual word and makes it a MeaningfulName.

* FateWorseThanDeath: [[spoiler: Malachite was not destroyed. Instead, he was banished to a little corner of Hell known as... [[APlaceWorseThanDeath the All Around Cafe, in Pleasant Prairie, Wisconsin]], where he is a barista and the owner's resident ButtMonkey.]]

* FateWorseThanDeath: [[spoiler: Malachite was not destroyed. Instead, he was banished to a little corner of Hell known as... [[FelonyMisdemeanor the All Around Cafe, in Pleasant Prairie, Wisconsin]], where he is a barista and the owner's resident ButtMonkey.]]
* TheGift: according to WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall, [[spoiler: normally any wizard who became evil would eventually lose all powers, but malachite is one of the few exceptions able to ''somehow'' ignore that weakness. The wizard who explains this also points out that Malachite was already ancient when the modern form of magic was young; modern wizards just aren't in his league.]]

* {{Hypocrite}}: [[spoiler:He has an EVO 4G. Oddly, he specifically states he's not a hypocrite.]]
** It's implied that [[spoiler: he doesn't even know what the word 'hypocrite' actually means (and doesn't care to find out.)]]

* {{The Juggernaut}}

* TheSociopath: He's a hypocritical monster.

* VileVillainSaccharineShow: The world of That Guy With The Glasses is by no means a happy-go-lucky land, and the special is no exception. But he's still a mar more imposing and sinister villain than you would expect from the site's productions, and a fair larger body count than other villains before the credits roll.
* WouldHitAGirl: He's an equal opportunity bad guy. Though in Nostalgia Chick's case he allows a switch for a stunt double, [[ButtMonkey Nella]].
* YouKeepUsingThatWord: He apparently doesn't understand what a word "hypocrite" really means.

* [[SealedGoodInACan Sealed Good In A Book]]: [[spoiler:Though technically a good guy in that he's against Malachite, he's an antagonist to the Channel Awesome crew for deciding they aren't worthy of finding the gauntlet.]]
* ShadowArchetype: Personality-wise, he's Critic without the likability.
* WellIntentionedExtremist: Critics deemed not worthy of protecting the Malachite Hand? Kill them all.

-> Voiced by: [[spoiler: JamesRolfe]]

** LightIsNotGood

* CallBack[=/=]ContinuityNod: He previously appeared as the character in his {{Ultima}} 1 review, and his instructing of the Cloaks is a reference to his past work as a [[SpoonysCampaign dungeon master]].

! ToddInTheShadows as [[Film/ThePrincessBride The Dread Pirate Roberts]]

! {{Phelous}} as [[Film/TheNeverendingStory Rockbiter]]

! 8-Bit Mickey as PeterPan

! [[spoiler:ThatDudeInTheSuede]]

! PawDugan as [[Film/DungeonsAndDragons Profion]]

! ObscurusLupa as [[Disney/SnowWhiteAndTheSevenDwarfs Snow White]]

! {{Benzaie}} as Franchise/ConanTheBarbarian

* WaxingLyrical: While doing her "Arwen Montage" and speaking elvish, she inserts the line, "[[BareNakedLadies Chickity China/The Chinese Chicken/Have a drumstick/And your brain stops tickin']]."

* Cloudcuckoolander: At least if he's dead serious about [[spoiler: not understanding what a hypocrite is supposed to be]].

* StupidEvil: Downplayed. At the very least, [[spoiler: he seems to be unaware of his hypocrisy. Stating he's not a hypocrite could he might not even know the meaning of the word.]]

** [[http://channelawesome.com/critics-creatures-last-angry-geek/ Now we know what happened!]] [[spoiler: He was launched into space, the gravity of various objects in the solar system pulling him into an elliptical orbit. A piece of debris from Turrell's exploded ship knocked him back to Earth five years after the events of Suburban Knights, Cloak 1 cushioning his fall. He was kept alive by a trance spell keeping him in suspended animation.]]

! {{Benzaie}} as ConanTheBarbarian

! [[ConanTheBarbarian Crom]]

* [[spoiler:MoreDakka: Borrows an SMG from Joe when she decides to [[LetsGetDangerous cut the crap]].]]

* [[spoiler: TheBusCameBack]]

* [[spoiler:BrainwashedAndCrazy: But he gets better.]]

* [[spoiler:DistressedDude: Got left behind and captured by the cloaks.]]

* [[spoiler: PityTheKidnapper: Film Brain as Cloak 4 is so incredibly useless (including having to be carried at some point) that the Cloaks end up ditching him for being more trouble than he's worth.]]

* [[spoiler:BroughtDownToNormal]]: A follow-up vid reveals [[spoiler:he has been stripped of his powers and banished to a cafe in Wisconsin where he now works as a server]].

* [[spoiler: FateWorseThanDeath: Malachite was not destroyed. Instead, he was banished to a little corner of Hell known as... [[FelonyMisdemeanor the All Around Cafe, in Pleasant Prairie, Wisconsin]], where he is a barista and the owner's resident ButtMonkey.]]

* [[spoiler:NoBodyLeftBehind]]

* [[spoiler:OmnicidalManiac: It's implied a few times that he may not be as hypocritical as Team TGWTG think he is and may have just been after the destruction of the world out of revenge for not being the founder of modern civilization.]]

* [[spoiler:TheUnsmile]]: After he's [[spoiler: banished to the All-Around Cafe]] he's forced to smile for the customers, but is only capable of giving one of these.

* [[spoiler: HarmlessVillain: Ultimately. When you're so pathetic that you make the Critic look competent in comparison, you know you're in trouble.]]
* [[spoiler: HeroAntagonist: Jaffers just wants to keep Malachite from the gauntlet and thinks the reviewers aren't worthy guardians. Never mind that he's blatantly incompetent and that the TGWTG crew massively outnumbers Jaffers' group, which means they might have a slightly better chance of guarding the gauntlet.]]

* [[spoiler: ImperialStormtrooperMarksmanshipAcademy: He completely misses everyone in Team 1 at point blank range!]]
* [[spoiler:KnightInShiningArmor]]
* [[spoiler:KnightTemplar: After hearing how TheInternetIsForPorn, he decides Channel Awesome can't possibly be pure enough for his purposes.]]

* [[spoiler:MadlibsCatchPhrase: "A little too <adjective>..."]]

* [[spoiler:[[SealedGoodInACan Sealed Good In A Book]]]]: [[spoiler:Though technically a good guy in that he's against Malachite, he's an antagonist to the Channel Awesome crew for deciding they aren't worthy of finding the gauntlet.]]

* [[spoiler:ChekhovsGunman]]
* [[spoiler:DiedHappilyEverAfter: He saved the world and finally feels reassured that Critic and the others actually do give a shit about him.]]
* [[spoiler:DyingMomentOfAwesome]]

* [[spoiler:HeroicSacrifice]]
* [[spoiler:KilledOffForReal]]
* [[spoiler:LastWords: "The power is yours..."]]
* [[spoiler:MeaningfulFuneral]]: Played for bittersweet laughs.
* [[spoiler:ReallyDeadMontage: Played for dark comedy, as most of the clips are either of the group mistreating him or him getting fed up with that treatment]]

** [[spoiler:HeartIsAnAwesomePower: He's the only one able to beat Malachite.]]

* {{Badass}}
** BadassLongcoat: He might be evil, but he's got a kick ass coat- long, leather, and still manages to flap in the wind.

! WebVideo/BennettTheSage as [[TheChroniclesOfNarnia Aslan]]

* TheGift: according to WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall, [[spoiler: normally any wizard who became evil would eventually lose all powers, but malachite is one of the few exceptions able to ''somehow'' ignore that weakness]]

! [[spoiler: TheLastAngryGeek, Jim Jarosz, and IronLiz]] as The Cloaks
-> [[spoiler: Played by: [[TheLastAngryGeek Brian Heinz]], James Jarosz, and [[IronLiz Elizabeth Skochil]]]]

* {{Expy}}: For the [[LordOfTheRings Ringwraiths]] and possibly the [[UltimaV Shadowlords]].