History Characters / RomeoAndJulietButWithoutAnyRehearsals

[[caption-width-right:910: "You sons of bitches."]]
-> "I fucking murdered a person today."

* BondVillainStupidity: [[spoiler:Once the opportunity to battle Romeo finally comes around, he

* TheDitz: He is single handedly the dumbest character in the entire play. Mildly flip-flops between this and GeniusDitz, due to his party planning skills, but he repeats the exact same things every time.

* TheFunInFuneral: The moment that the Nurse suggests that they should throw a funeral for his daughter, guess what he does.
--> "BALLOONS, A BOUNCY HOUSE, SOME PARTY MUSIC, LET'S DO IT!"

* GreaterScopeVillain: A bit iffy on the villain side, but he still qualifies. The only reason the marriage plot was concocted in the first place [[spoiler:(aside to kick Juliet out of the house for “freeloading”)]] was to inherit his vast fortune. It’s also implied that he is far more wealthy than the Capulets, and has some degree of control over the family. Despite this, Lord Capulet is still the mastermind behind the marriage plot, leaving him to be the direct BigBad.

* GreaterScopeVillain: A bit iffy on the villain side, but he still qualifies. The only reason the marriage plot was concocted in the first place [[spoiler:(aside to kick Juliet out of the house for “freeloading”)]] was to inherit his vast fortune. However, he himself doesn’t impact the plot too much, leaving the Capulets to be more direct villains.

* GreaterScopeVillain: A bit iffy on the villain side, but he still qualifies. The only reason the marriage plot was concocted in the first place [[spoiler:(aside to kick Juliet out of the house for “freeloading)]] was to inherit his vast fortune. However, he himself doesn’t impact the plot too much, leaving the Capulets to be more direct villains.

* GreaterScopeVillain: By selling Romeo the poison in the first place, he inadvertently led to the suicide of Juliet and the ending of the feud of the two houses.

-> "Who are you?"

* HarmlessVillain: Despite being the main villain, he serves zero threat to Romeo, Mercutio, Benvolio and even Juliet, despite being the overseer of the latter’s forced marriage to Paris. Even the Apothecary manages to be more of a threat, and he isn’t even an actual villain, just a neutral character.

* BigBadWannabe: Tybalt’s influence on the story ultimately pales in comparison to Lord Capulet’s plot to forcibly wed Juliet and Paris together [spoiler:so that he can kick the former out of his house.]]

* BigBadEnsemble: With Lord Capulet for the first half of the play, until he gets killed by Romeo.
* BigBadWannabe: He is the sworn arch-nemesis of Romeo, honour-bound to destroy him at any cost… who is ultimately a minor annoyance in Romeo’s love life. [[NotSoHarmlessVillain Mercutio on the other hand…]]

* PrinceCharmless: He acts less like an aristocratic figure and more like an incel.

* GreaterScopeVillain: [[spoiler:If Romeo had simply refused to buy the poison, Juliet’s suicide would’ve most likely have been prevented. It’s also possible that he gave Juliet the sleeping potion. Either way, his actions inadvertently get Romeo and Juliet killed.]]

* KnightOfCerebus: ZigZagged. On the one hand, he is just as comically over the top as most of the characters in the play. On the other hand, he is taken far more seriously as a threat than even the main villain of the play.

* BigBad: Lord Capulet’s plot to forcibly marry Juliet to Paris is by far the biggest source of conflict in the play, and serves as the largest obstacle standing in opposition to Romeo and Juliet’s love life.

-> "BALLOONS, A BOUNCY HOUSE, SOME PARTY MUSIC, LET’S DO IT!"

-> '''Mercutio:''' "If we’re going to invite him to the party, he’s gotta prove himself."
-> '''Benvolio:''' "Can you read?"
-> ({{Beat}}, Peter looks down in embarrassment as he cannot read)
-> '''Benvolio''': "Well…"

* BigBad: Lord Capulet’s plot to forcibly marry Juliet to Paris is by far the biggest source of conflict in the play, and serves as the largest obstacle to Romeo and Juliet’s love life.

* MrsFanservice: Deanna Gowland surprisingly plays up Juliet’s seductive tendencies despite the character being 13 years old.

The patriarch and de-facto leader of the Capulet Family, with an obsession with partying that would put King Julien XIII to shame.

* BigBad: Lord Capulet’s plot to forcibly marry Juliet to Paris is by far the biggest source of conflict in the play, and serves as the largest threat to Romeo and Juliet’s love life.