History Characters / MadTV1995

* [[Hypocrite]]: Accuses [[WouldHurtaChild a little boy dressed as a ghost]] of [[MistakenforRacist holding racist views against black people]] (comparing his ghost attire to KKK robes), right before she herself torments his black friend with a litany of her own racist jokes and remarks.
* [[Jerkass]]: She lives to abuse, insult, and ridicule everyone who crosses her path for no reason.

* [[Jerkass]]: Her sole reason for existence seems to be to bombard every person she encounters with cruel, viscous and abusive insults for no reason.

* [[Hypocrite]]: Accuses [[WouldHurtaChild a little boy dressed as a ghost]] of [[MistakenforRacist holding racist views against black people]] (comparing his ghost attire to KKK robes, right before she herself torments his black friend with a littany of her own racist jokes and remarks.

* Hypocrite: Accuses [[WouldHurtaChild a little boy dressed as a ghost]] of [[MistakenforRacist holding racist views against black people]] (comparing his ghost attire to KKK robes, right before she herself torments his black friend with a littany of her own racist jokes and remarks.
* Jerkass: Her sole reason for existence seems to be to bombard every person she encounters with cruel, viscous and abusive insults for no reason.

The Vancome Lady is a sarcastic, obnoxious, mean-spirited woman who spitefully insults or causes trauma to everyone in her path. Worked as a Vancome costmetics clerk in her first appearance (hence her name), but finds herself in other occupations which put her in contact with unsuspecting victims.

The Vancome Lady sarcastic, obnoxious, mean-spirited woman who spitefully insults or causes trauma to everyone in her path. Worked as a Vancome costmetics clerk in her first appearance (hence her name), but finds herself in other occupations which put her in contact with unsuspecting victims.

-->'''Portrayed by:''' Creator/KeeganMichaelKey

-->'''Portrayed by:''' Creator/WillSasso

-->'''Portrayed by:''' Creator/AlexBorstein

-->'''Portrayed by:''' Creator/MichaelMcDonald

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-->'''Portrayed by:''' Creator/NicoleSullivan

[[folder:Characters introduced in Season 1 (1995-96)]]
!!Jane Bond
--> '''Played By:''' Creator/ClaudiaSchiffer
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[[caption-width-right:350:"[[TheNameIsBondJamesBond The name is Jane Bond!]]"]]
* ArtAttacker: Jane uses a bottle of [[ProductDisplacement Whack-Out]] to subdue Part-Time Job.
* TheBaroness: Doctor Boss, coupled with being a BadBoss and MadDoctor.
* BigNo: Doctor Boss says this point seeing Part-Time Job lying lifeless on the floor and covered in Whack-Out.
* BondOneLiner: Jane says to Doctor Boss upon seeing Part-Time Job laying on the floor and covered with a white liquid substance, "Don't worry, he'll be white-out!"
* BratsWithSlingshots: Jane wraps a rubber band around her thumb and index finger to create a [[ImprovisedWeapon makeshift sling-shot]], with paperclips as the projectiles during a shootout in her office. Miraculously, Jane isn't [[ATeamFiring hit]] despite having to take on at least four gunmen [[OneManArmy by herself]].
* BritishTeeth: Jane's boss.
* DeathTrap: Doctor Boss has Jane strapped to a water cooler that's filled with [[NitroExpress nitroglycerin]].
* FeetFirstIntroduction: A man is seen [[IKissYourFoot licking]] the bottom of Jane Bond's shoe she's sitting on a bed with her [[ShesGotLegs legs crossed]].
* FemmeFatalons: Jane sharpens the nail of her right index finger with an electric pencil sharpener. This would [[ChekhovsGun later come in handy]] when Jane uses said nail to cut through the ropes that were [[BoundAndGagged tied behind her back]].
* GirlOfTheWeek: A male version of this is [[DoubleEntendre Rod Works]], who is seen as Jane's lover at the start of the sketch.
* GoSeduceMyArchnemesis: Jane does this with Part-Time Job as a means of distracting him while she cuts through the rope that's binding her wrists to free herself.
* IWasBeatenByAGirl: Jane defeats an assailant who wears [[SpaceSuitsAreSCUBAGear SCUBA Gear]] by using a pencil from her desk to [[AlmostOutOfOxygen dislodge]] his breathing apparatus.
* LosingAShoeInTheStruggle: Jane's shoe slips off when she goes to answer the phone. And yet, Rod is still licking the sole of her shoe.
* PinnedToTheWall: Jane uses a [[ImprovisedWeapon stapler]] to shoot at Doctor Boss and pin her to the door. Jane then [[BondOneLiner says]] that she likes her villains stapled, not stirred before [[SecretMessageWink winking]] at the [[BreakingTheFourthWall camera]].
* PluckyOfficeGirl: Jane once she infiltrates the accounting firm.
* PreMortemOneLiner: Doctor Boss says to Jane to "Prepare to be three-holed punched!" as she pulls out her gun.
* PretentiousPronunciation: When Jane says her name to the villainous [[BigBad Doctor Boss]] (played by Creator/MaryScheer) and her [[{{Mook}} office manager]] Part-Time Job (played by Creator/ArtieLange), she greatly stresses her pronunciation of the "J" part of her first name.
* PrimAndProperBun: Jane initially sports this when she's undercover as an office temp. After introducing herself to Doctor Boss and Part-Time Job, she extravagantly lets her long, [[HairOfGoldHeartOfGold blonde hair]] down and [[ShakingHerHairLoose shakes it loose]].
* {{Rimshot}}: Part-Time Job does this after Doctor Boss [[PrepareToDie tells]] Jane that it looks like she'll go business class into the afterlife.
* ScaryTeeth: Part-Time Job's metal teeth that's fashioned out of a staple remover. Jane herself, would tell Doctor Boss that she's [[PungeonMaster not into heavy metal]].
* SexySecretary: Jane Bond is played by [[FashionModel supermodel]] Claudia Schiffer after-all.
* SpyCatsuit: Jane wears a black outfit during her version of the BondGunBarrel.
* StockingFiller: Jane Bond is first seen wearing dark fishnet stockings.
* TakeOverTheWorld: Jane's [[DaChief boss]] (played by Creator/DavidHerman) informs her that an [[EvilInc accounting firm]] has plans to take over the world. Jane is therefore, tasks with [[TheInfiltration infiltrating]] their offices while posing as a [[SexySecretary secretary]].
* TheUnintelligible: Part-Time Job.

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--> '''Played By:''' Claudia Schiffer

* Rimshot: Part-Time Job does this after Doctor Boss [[PrepareToDie tells]] Jane that it looks like she'll go business class into the afterlife.