History Characters / HowItShouldHaveEnded

The Potions Master of Hogwarts [[spoiler:and Dumbledore's double agent among Voldemort's forces.]]

--> '''Miles''': Is that Batman and Superman?\\
'''Peter B. Parker''' (stage whisper): Yeah, they just sit here all the time and pass judgment on other people's work. It's kinda sad but it's all they've got, so just go along with it. (loud voice) Hey fellas!

->'''Voiced by:''' WebVideo/TheOdd1sOut

-->'''Martha''': I am your demise! I am your destruction! [[FranchiseKiller The slayer of franchise!]] [[PunctuatedForEmphasis I! Am! Martha!]]
-->'''Batman''': AH! [[MemeticMutation WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?!]]

* EvilIsHammy: [[WebVideo/TheOdd1sOut James]] is really having fun with this role.

-->'''Wonder Woman:''' "Can I call you Steve?"
-->'''Green Lantern:''' "As you wish."
-->''(Wonder Woman and Green Lantern move closer to each other, about to kiss)''
-->'''Martha:''' "Excuse me! You're too late! You're all too late!"

-->'''Batman''': Why the Café?! It was loved by millions!\\
'''Martha''': It WAS! And you allowed it to be ruined! You thought your mere presence was all it took! [[EvilLaugh MWAHAHAHA!]] I will destroy it all! If you refuse to world-build, then you don't deserve a world at all!

* GoodGuyBar[=/=]LocalHangout: All the superheroes come and hang out there after their movie usually at Batman and Superman's table where they talk shop, where their movie was flawed and so on and so forth.

* ThoseTwoGuys: Any time we see the Café, it's always the same two-shot of Batman and Superman across the café table. They even appear this way in the ''Film/PulpFiction'' parody, where it turns out to be the same café Pumpkin and Honey Bunny try to rob at the start of the film.

* BadassBoast: After declaring himself to be a BiggerBad than ComicBook/{{Darkseid}}, Martha gives us:

* NeverLiveItDown: [[Invoked]]. He's the personification of this for the Franchise/DCExtendedUniverse, if you couldn't tell by his name.

* TheReasonYouSuckSpeech: He gives one to the Justice League, criticizing their [[Film/JusticeLeague2017 film]] and berating them for relying heavily on WolverinePublicity instead of proper WorldBuilding for success.

An artificial being created by [[Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxyVol2 the Sovereign]] who sets out to destroy the Super Café, specifically targeting the DC heroes and their [[Franchise/DCExtendedUniverse cinematic universe]].

* {{Expy}}: He's totally not Adam Warlock with a different name.

* NeverLiveItDown: [[invoked]] The personification of this for the Franchise/DCExtendedUniverse, if you couldn't tell by his name.

-->'''Batman''': Why the Café?! It was loved by millions!
-->'''Martha''': It WAS! And you allowed it to be ruined! You thought your mere presence was all it took! [[EvilLaugh MWAHAHAHA!]] I will destroy it all! If you refuse to world-build, then you don't deserve a world at all!

!Villain Pub

[[folder: General]]
!! Villain Pub in General
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A pub where villains can hang out. The Joker, Loki and Voldemort are its regular patrons.

* [[Characters/{{HISHE Super Cafe Marvel Comics}} Marvel Comics]] [[labelnote:*]]Iron Man, Captain America, Hulk, Thor, Spider-Man, Nick Fury, The Guardians of the Galaxy, Vision, Scarlet Witch, Quicksilver, Ant-Man, Hank Pym, Black Panther, Bucky Barnes / The Winter Soldier, Doctor Strange, Professor Charles Xavier, Magneto, Wolverine, Quicksilver, Deadpool, Miles Morales[[/labelnote]]

** [[MomentOfAwesome The man himself voiced his cameo]] in ''How The Amazing Spider-Man Should Have Ended''!

* [[Characters/{{HISHE Super Cafe DC Comics}} DC Comics]] [[note]]Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, Aquaman, The Flash, Cyborg, Green Lantern, Supergirl, Batgirl[[/note]]
* [[Characters/{{HISHE Super Cafe Marvel Comics}} Marvel Comics]] [[note]]Iron Man, Captain America, Hulk, Thor, Spider-Man, Nick Fury, The Guardians of the Galaxy, Vision, Scarlet Witch, Quicksilver, Ant-Man, Hank Pym, Black Panther, Bucky Barnes / The Winter Soldier, Doctor Strange, Professor Charles Xavier, Magneto, Wolverine, Quicksilver, Deadpool, Miles Morales[[/note]]

* [[Characters/{{HISHE Villain Pub}} Villain Pub]] [[note]]Emperor Palpatine, Lord Voldemort, Khan, Bowser, Jaws, Pennywise, Loki, Ultron, Thanos, Malekith, Zemo, Dormammu, Vulture, Ajax, Apocalypse, Electro, Joker, General Zod, Bane, Harley Quinn, Deadshot, Captain Boomerang, El Diablo[[/note]]

* [[Characters/{{HISHE Star Wars}} Star Wars]] [[note]]Darth Vader, Anakin Skywalker, Luke Skywalker, Han Solo, Leia Organa, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Yoda, Mace Windu, Jar Jar Binks, Rey, Kylo Ren[[/note]]

!! Franchise/StarWars

!! Film/TheLordOfTheRings / Film/TheHobbit

!! Franchise/HarryPotter

!! Film/TheHungerGames

!! Franchise/JurassicPark / Film/JurassicWorld

* DidntThinkThisThrough: In ''Jurassic World Alternate HISHE'', she managed to bring in Rexy as reinforcement against the ''Indominus'' (without high heels fail this time around). It sounds like a good idea at first... until Owen points out the ''Indominus'' [[OhCrap has T-rex DNA as well]], and thus both dinosaurs can talk to each other...

* DidntThinkThisThrough: In ''Jurassic World Alternate HISHE'', she managed to bring in Rexy as reinforcement against the ''Indominus'' (without high heels fail this time around). It sounds like a good idea at first... until Owen points out the ''Indominus'' [[OhCrap T-rex DNA as well]], and thus both dinosaurs can talk to each other...

* DidntThinkThisThrough: Bringing in Rexy as reinforcement against the ''Indominus'' sounds like a good idea at first... until Owen points out the ''Indominus'' has [[OhCrap T-rex]] genes and thus both dinosaurs can talk to each other...

* TooDumbToLive: HISHE addresses the cons of running in high heels when chased by a T-rex... and she's on the logical and gruesome receiving end of it.

* IJustWantToHaveFriends: Invites the ''Indominus rex'' and ''Tyrannosaurus rex'' to swim in its lagoon, seemingly out of this trope. Unless it's just so it can eat them.

* TalkingAnimal: Just like the other HISHE versions of Jurassic Park/World's dinosaurs, it can talk.

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[[caption-width-right:350:''"You guys wanna go swimming?"'']]

* BashBrothers: Discovers it can talk with the ''Indominus-rex'', and teams up with it to eat Owen, Claire and the kids.

!!Velociraptors

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* GenderFlip: Rexy is a female in the films. It's a male in "Jurassic World Alternate HISHE".

[[folder:Indominus Rex]]
!!Indominus Rex

[[folder:Owen]]
!!Owen Grady
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[[caption-width-right:300:''"I told you a field test was a bad idea!"'']]

Jurassic World's main behavioral researcher, and a raptors tamer.

* TalkingAnimal: Just like the raptors, it can talk.

'''Galadriel:''' ''[to Radagast]'' [[DoomedByCanon Except you]].