| 1 | A list of characters that have appeared within the ''WebAnimation/HowItShouldHaveEnded'' internet parody series. |
| 2 | ---- |
| 3 | [[foldercontrol]] |
| 4 | |
| 5 | !Super Café |
| 6 | |
| 7 | [[folder: General]] |
| 8 | !! Super Café in General |
| 9 | [[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/00000_000001_0_13_copie_1.jpg]] |
| 10 | |
| 11 | A coffeehouse where superheroes can hang out. Superman and Batman are its regular barflies. |
| 12 | ---- |
| 13 | * EarlyInstallmentWeirdness: The villains of Creator/TimBurton's and Creator/JoelSchumacher's ''Batman'' films could be seen sitting at the Café, when the Villain Pub didn't exist. |
| 14 | * GoodGuyBar: All the superheroes come and hang out there after their movie usually at Batman and Superman's table where they talk shop, where their movie was flawed and so on and so forth. |
| 15 | * HeroesGoneFishing: Superheroes enjoy a break there after their adventures usually. |
| 16 | * NoFourthWall: They are ageless, they discuss all their different iterarions and reboot and different versions of the characters appear side-by-side with earlier versions. |
| 17 | * ScrewTheRulesIHaveMoney: Iron Man invokes this as does Batman, and as do the Avengers who "can't hear you through all our box-office money!". |
| 18 | * ScrewTheRulesIMakeThem: Occassionally invoked by Batman and Superman. |
| 19 | ** The Café is a public space where anyone can enter but they keep maintaining some kind of arbitrary rules that keep the likes of Super Mario from being considered a ''super''hero and so off their table. Likewise, Green Lantern has never been invited because they didn't like his movie, same reason why Tobey Maguire's Spider-Man, despite hanging outside the Café for three years, is kept out but Andrew Garfield-Spider-Man gets an instant-invite.[[note]]Although, to be fair, Maguire's Spider-Man never actually ''asked'' to be in the cafe, and as revealed in TheStinger for the ''Film/TheAvengers2012'' episode, he could have came in whenever he wanted. [[/note]] |
| 20 | ** Supes and Bats also chuck out Deadpool because he's too foul-mouthed and murderous to be considered a hero, that and Deadpool fires a gun indoors which Supes catches in his palm. Deadpool decides he's too cool for both of them. |
| 21 | ** Oddly enough, Magneto is permitted at the Café so far, even though he's guilty of mass murder and is one of the main {{Big Bad}}s of the ''X-Men'' films. |
| 22 | ** On the other hand, they actually allow completely unpowered {{Muggles}} like [[Film/Venom2018 Dora Skirth]] to enter the Café if they had accomplished some exceptional heroic deeds (In her case, calling out directly to the police on Life Foundation's crimes). |
| 23 | * ThoseTwoGuys: Any time we see the Café, it's always the same two-shot of Batman and Superman across the café table. They even appear this way in the ''Film/PulpFiction'' parody, where it turns out to be the same café Pumpkin and Honey Bunny try to rob at the start of the film. {{Lampshaded}} in the ''Into the Spider-Verse'' HISHE: |
| 24 | -->'''Miles:''' Is that Batman and Superman?\ |
| 25 | '''Peter B. Parker:''' ''[stage whisper]'' Yeah, they just sit here all the time and pass judgment on other people's work. It's kinda sad but it's all they've got, so just go along with it. ''[loud voice]'' Hey fellas! |
| 26 | [[/folder]] |
| 27 | |
| 28 | [[index]] |
| 29 | * [[Characters/{{HISHE Super Cafe DC Comics}} DC Comics]] [[labelnote:*]]Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, Aquaman, The Flash, Cyborg, Green Lantern, Supergirl, Batgirl, Teen Titans[[/labelnote]] |
| 30 | * [[Characters/{{HISHE Super Cafe Marvel Comics}} Marvel Comics]] [[labelnote:*]]Iron Man, Captain America, Hulk, Thor, Spider-Man, Nick Fury, The Guardians of the Galaxy, Vision, Scarlet Witch, Quicksilver, Ant-Man, Hank Pym, Black Panther, Bucky Barnes / The Winter Soldier, Doctor Strange, Professor Charles Xavier, Magneto, Wolverine, Quicksilver, Deadpool, Miles Morales, Venom[[/labelnote]] |
| 31 | [[/index]] |
| 32 | |
| 33 | [[folder:Stan Lee]] |
| 34 | !![[Creator/StanLee Stanley Martin Lieber a.k.a. Stan Lee]] |
| 35 | [[quoteright:300:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/3_1_31.jpg]] |
| 36 | [[caption-width-right:300:''"I've got my eye on you!"'']] |
| 37 | ->'''Voiced by:''' Stan Lee |
| 38 | |
| 39 | Creator/{{Marvel|Comics}}'s legendary comic book creator. |
| 40 | ---- |
| 41 | * AdamWesting: Stan Lee himself voicing an animated parody of his own movie cameos in ''How The Amazing Spider-Man Should Have Ended''. |
| 42 | * ArtEvolution: Due to the show's art style having evolved between 2007 and 2012. |
| 43 | * TheCameo: He appears in the Spider-Man-related episodes. |
| 44 | ** [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome The man himself voiced his cameo]] in ''How The Amazing Spider-Man Should Have Ended''! |
| 45 | * GrumpyOldMan: He is quite grumpy in both of his appearances. The first time is explained in SurroundedByIdiots below. The second time he thinks the Avengers destroyed his library (it was due to the fight between Spider-Man and the Lizard actually) and berates them like a dad would with his kids. Then he complains about Gwen Stacy {{foreshadowing}} her death in ''How The Amazing Spider-Man 2 Should Have Ended'' |
| 46 | -->'''Gwen Stacy:''' Some day, we are all going to die. Especially your girlfriends.\ |
| 47 | '''Stan Lee:''' Geez, talk about spoiler alert... |
| 48 | * ParodyAssistance: The man himself helped HISHE's team to parody his own cameos. |
| 49 | * SurroundedByIdiots: In ''How Spider-Man 3 Should Have Ended'', as Gwen is about to fall. |
| 50 | -->'''Captain George Stacy:''' What's she doing up there?\ |
| 51 | '''Stan Lee:''' She's trying not to fall to her death, you idiot! Why don't you show a little concern? What is it with fathers being completely brainless in this picture? |
| 52 | [[/folder]] |
| 53 | |
| 54 | [[folder:The Doctor]] |
| 55 | !![[Series/DoctorWho The Eleventh Doctor]] |
| 56 | [[quoteright:300:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/6_1_5.jpg]] |
| 57 | [[caption-width-right:300:''"I'm basically a superhero for the universe!"'']] |
| 58 | ->'''Voiced by:''' Daniel Baxter |
| 59 | |
| 60 | The eleventh incarnation of the famous JustForFun/TimeLord (when he was played by Creator/MattSmith). |
| 61 | ---- |
| 62 | * HandWave: He does one when discussing with Superman and Batman at the Café. |
| 63 | -->'''Superman:''' You save planets?\ |
| 64 | '''Doctor:''' All the time, yes.\ |
| 65 | '''Superman:''' My planet exploded, so what's the deal?\ |
| 66 | '''Doctor:''' Ah yes, Krypton. Sorry about that, fixed point in time, I couldn't interfere. Very difficult to explain.\ |
| 67 | '''Batman:''' Convenient. |
| 68 | [[/folder]] |
| 69 | |
| 70 | [[folder:Mario]] |
| 71 | !![[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Super Mario]] |
| 72 | [[quoteright:300:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/sans_titre3.png]] |
| 73 | [[caption-width-right:300:''"We are the same!"'']] |
| 74 | ->'''Voiced by:''' Daniel Baxter |
| 75 | |
| 76 | The video game hero who thinks he is a superhero. |
| 77 | ---- |
| 78 | * ArtEvolution: Somewhat. In "Let's-a Go!", he gets a redesign that matches ''WesternAnimation/TheSuperMarioBrosMovie'', complete with a Creator/ChrisPratt-esque voice in contrast to his old Creator/CharlesMartinet voice. |
| 79 | * BorrowedCatchphrase: A catchphrase duel erupts between him and Batman. |
| 80 | -->'''Batman:''' I'm Batman!\ |
| 81 | '''Mario:''' I'ma Mario!\ |
| 82 | '''Batman:''' I'm Batman!\ |
| 83 | '''Mario:''' I'ma Mario! |
| 84 | * TheTeamWannabe: In the ''Super Café: Bros Before Marios'', he sits at Batman's and Superman's table, pretending to be a superhero just like them. Batman and Superman then go to great lengths explaining him why he is NOT a superhero, but he doesn't want to accept the truth. The Avengers then arrive and tell him to get out of the Café as he's occupying their seat. |
| 85 | [[/folder]] |
| 86 | |
| 87 | [[folder:Martha]] |
| 88 | [[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/martha_4.jpg]] |
| 89 | [[caption-width-right:350:''"I am your demise! I am your destruction! The slayer of franchise! I am Martha!"'']] |
| 90 | ->'''Voiced by:''' WebAnimation/TheOdd1sOut |
| 91 | An artificial being created by [[Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxyVol2 the Sovereigns]] who sets out to destroy the Super Café, specifically targeting the DC heroes and their [[Franchise/DCExtendedUniverse cinematic universe]]. |
| 92 | |
| 93 | ---- |
| 94 | * AdaptationalEarlyAppearance: In the Franchise/MarvelCinematicUniverse, Adam Warlock does not surface until ''Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxyVol3'', twelve years after the Sovereigns' clash with the Guardians. In the HISHE continuity, Martha surfaces during the ''Film/WonderWoman2017'' HISHE in 2017. |
| 95 | * AdaptationNameChange: He's a renamed [[ComicBook/Warlock1967 Adam Warlock]]. |
| 96 | * AnimatedActors: In "Justice League HISHE- The Martha Origin Story," where he's seen in a recording booth. |
| 97 | * AudienceSurrogate: WordOfGod is that he represents an angry, over-the-top DC fanboy. |
| 98 | * BadassBoast: After declaring himself to be a more powerful than ComicBook/{{Darkseid}}, Martha gives us: |
| 99 | -->'''Martha:''' I am your demise! I am your destruction! [[FranchiseKiller The slayer of franchise!]] [[PunctuatedForEmphasis I! Am! Martha!]]\ |
| 100 | '''Batman:''' AH! [[MemeticMutation WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?!]] |
| 101 | * BroughtToYouByTheLetterS: His outfit has a giant "M" emblazoned on his chest. Humorously, next to the "M" is a name tag reading "artha," effectively spelling out "Martha." |
| 102 | * DimensionalTraveler: Hails from the Marvel Cinematic Universe and crossed dimensions to the DC Universe. |
| 103 | * EvilIsHammy: [[WebAnimation/TheOdd1sOut James]] is really having fun with this role. |
| 104 | * FluffyTheTerrible: An all-powerful Sovereign meant to be the bane of the Super Cafe is named... Martha? |
| 105 | * GenderBlenderName: "Martha" may be a female name, but it's attached to a male body. |
| 106 | * KnightOfCerebus: His appearance incites the destruction of the Super Café. |
| 107 | * MeaningfulBackgroundEvent: He shows up at various points in Super Café segments outside and within crowds. |
| 108 | * MomentKiller: He interrupted Diana and Hal's ShipTease after the latter [[EleventhHourRanger swoops in and joins the Justice League.]] |
| 109 | -->'''Wonder Woman:''' Can I call you Steve?\ |
| 110 | '''Green Lantern:''' As you wish.\ |
| 111 | ''[Wonder Woman and Green Lantern move closer to each other, about to kiss]''\ |
| 112 | '''Martha:''' Excuse me! You're too late! You're all too late! |
| 113 | * NeckSnap: Just like [[Film/ManOfSteel General Zod]], he's finished off by one. |
| 114 | * NeverLiveItDown: [[InvokedTrope Invoked]]. He's the personification of this for the Franchise/DCExtendedUniverse, if you couldn't tell by his name. |
| 115 | * OverlyLongGag: The "Martha" thing really stuck with HISHE's makers. |
| 116 | * TheReasonYouSuckSpeech: He gives one to the Justice League, criticizing their [[Film/JusticeLeague2017 film]] and berating them for not doing proper WorldBuilding. |
| 117 | -->'''Batman:''' Why the Café?! It was loved by millions!\ |
| 118 | '''Martha:''' It WAS! And you allowed it to be ruined! You thought your mere presence was all it took! [[EvilLaugh MWAHAHAHA!]] I will destroy it all! If you refuse to world-build, then you don't deserve a world at all! |
| 119 | [[/folder]] |
| 120 | |
| 121 | !Villain Pub |
| 122 | |
| 123 | [[folder: General]] |
| 124 | !! Villain Pub in General |
| 125 | [[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/00000_000001_0_13_copie_3.jpg]] |
| 126 | |
| 127 | A pub where villains can hang out. The Joker, Loki and Voldemort are its regular patrons. |
| 128 | ---- |
| 129 | * BadGuyBar: A pretty cool one as even Loki admits. |
| 130 | * TheCameo: The Pub wall features portraits of famous bad guys like Norman Bates, Alex de Large and others. Background characters include Hannibal Lecter, the Alien, the Predator and others. |
| 131 | * CelebrityParadox: PlayedForLaughs. The Pub is frequented by different incarnations of a villain at the same time or villains who also share the same actor. |
| 132 | ** [[Film/TheHobbit Smaug]] [[Creator/BenedictCumberbatch and]] [[Film/StarTrekIntoDarkness Khan]] appear in the same room talking about Villain Fashion. |
| 133 | ** Hannibal Lecter [[Creator/AnthonyHopkins casually mentions that he always liked]] Odin. |
| 134 | ** When the other villains note that they liked The Joker when [[Creator/MarkHamill he sounded like]] [[Franchise/StarWars Luke Skywalker]], and that he ''still'' sounds that way sometimes, Palpatine murmurs that maybe that's the reason why he doesn't always like Joker very much. Zod and Voldemort later say that his ''Suicide Squad'' look makes him look like a psychotic version of Jordan from ''Series/MySoCalledLife'' (who was also played by Creator/JaredLeto). |
| 135 | * CurbStompBattle: Batman easily defeats the biggest bunch of the Pub's villainous customers in "The Boss Battle". |
| 136 | * {{Defictionalization}}: [[invoked]] A later video confirmed that a real-life Villain Pub (albeit, sadly (or gladly) without actual villains) was opened up. |
| 137 | * DressCode: The Pub has a strict policy about this. One episode talks about Villain-Fashion. When Joker arrives in his ''Suicide Squad'' look, Palpatine refuses to serve him without a shirt on. |
| 138 | * EvenEvilHasStandards: |
| 139 | ** To be a member of the Villain Pub, you have to be evil. That's why Deadpool doesn't qualify, since, even if he is a violent psychopath, by villain standards he's not quite evil enough to enter the Pub. |
| 140 | ** There are also standards for ''brawling'' in the Villain Pub. Specifically, a "Boss Battles Only" rule that got the Alien and Predator booted out of the place. |
| 141 | ** Voldemort complains that zombies, being mindless, shouldn't rate as "villains", so objects to Palpatine's holding "Zombie Night" specials. |
| 142 | ** SavingTheWorld will apparently get you kicked out of the Pub no matter how villainous you were before, as the original Suicide Squad finds out. |
| 143 | ** [[Franchise/DCExtendedUniverse Lex Luthor]] isn't allowed inside because [[TakeThat they don't consider him to be a good villain]]. |
| 144 | ** Villains that pulled a HeelFaceTurn also not allowed of the Villain Pub as evidence with Variant Loki Variant L1130 within the ''Into The Loki-verse'' episode. |
| 145 | ** They also have mixed feelings towards TheMultiverse as Khan claims that the multiverse coming to the [=MCU=] is "a headache about to turn into a migraine" while General Zod doesn't want to see variants of himself that doesn't have his neck snapped by Superman. |
| 146 | ** Every villian hates [[Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxyVol3 The High Evolutionary]]. Especially Zod due to his fondness for Groot. |
| 147 | -->'''Voldemort:''' I mean, I hate children, but you're kind of the worst! |
| 148 | * EvilCounterpart: The bar is introduced in "How ''Thor: The Dark World'' Should Have Ended", with Zod and The Joker talking to Loki, in contrast to what Superman and Batman always do with the other heroes at the Super Café. After that, Voldemort and Loki become the main villains, while Zod gets DemotedToExtra. |
| 149 | * EqualOpportunityEvil: Whereas Batman and Superman are quite insistent that only superheroes can sit on their table in the cafe (which is why Mario is not allowed), the Villain Pub is open to villains of all genres. |
| 150 | * {{Foil}}: To the Super-Hero Cafe obviously. They both have a similar function of a place where heroes and villains respectively can hang out and talk shop. They also have different standards of exclusivity. The Super-Cafe is a public place open to all but only ''super''heroes and those Batman and Superman like can sit on their table. The Villain Pub is open to all villains, comic-book, sci-fi, fantasy and regular bad guys. |
| 151 | * NoBodyLeftBehind: The ''Infinity War'' HISHE ends with Thor accidentally killing almost all of its patrons, with all of them disintegrating. |
| 152 | * OhCrap: While all the villains are celebrating Ultron's victory, they soon realize that his meteor is about to kill them all in a few seconds. |
| 153 | * SharkPool: The Pub's underwater cellar, which Palpatine names "the Wine Cellar of Doom", has a pool specially built to feed the ''Film/{{Jaws}}'' shark and a porthole to see him swim around. |
| 154 | * ShoutOut: The Pub's theme tune echoes that of ''Series/{{Cheers}}''. |
| 155 | * ThemeTune: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etNZMKuyf-c Here]]. |
| 156 | * VillainsOutShopping: The Pub features villains drinking and talking to each other instead of doing their usual evil activities. |
| 157 | [[/folder]] |
| 158 | [[index]] |
| 159 | * [[Characters/HISHEVillainPub Villain Pub]] [[labelnote:*]]Emperor Palpatine, Lord Voldemort, Khan, Bowser, Jaws, Pennywise, Loki, Ultron, Thanos, Malekith, Zemo, Dormammu, Vulture, Ajax, Apocalypse, Electro, Joker, General Zod, Bane, Harley Quinn, Deadshot, Captain Boomerang, El Diablo[[/labelnote]] |
| 160 | [[/index]] |
| 161 | |
| 162 | !!''Franchise/StarWars'' |
| 163 | [[index]] |
| 164 | * [[Characters/HISHEStarWars Star Wars]] [[labelnote:*]]Darth Vader, Anakin Skywalker, Luke Skywalker, Han Solo, Leia Organa, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Yoda, Mace Windu, Jar Jar Binks, Rey, Kylo Ren[[/labelnote]] |
| 165 | [[/index]] |
| 166 | |
| 167 | !!''Film/TheLordOfTheRings / Film/TheHobbit'' |
| 168 | |
| 169 | [[folder:Gandalf]] |
| 170 | !!Gandalf |
| 171 | [[quoteright:300:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/000000.jpeg]] |
| 172 | [[caption-width-right:300:''"I have an idea that just might work!"'']] |
| 173 | |
| 174 | The Istari who wanders Middle Earth and helps its people in times of great danger. |
| 175 | ---- |
| 176 | * ASimplePlan: It's wise of him to destroy the One Ring as soon as Bilbo finds it... until it becomes impossible for the Company to deal with Smaug because of this. |
| 177 | * CharacterCatchphrase: "I have an idea!". |
| 178 | * TheCameo: |
| 179 | ** He appears in [[spoiler:the ''Harry Potter'' HISHE as the new teacher of Defence against the Dark Arts.]] |
| 180 | ** [[invoked]][[spoiler:In ''X-Men Apocalypse'' HISHE [[ActorAllusion wearing Magneto's helmet]] and riding a Great Eagle to save Michael Fassbender's Magneto's family from the Polish policemen.]] |
| 181 | * LeaningOnTheFourthWall: In the ''The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey'' episode. |
| 182 | -->'''Gandalf:''' I'm looking for someone to share in an adventure.\ |
| 183 | '''Bilbo:''' Adventure?\ |
| 184 | '''Gandalf:''' Yes. A 48 frames per second 3D adventure. |
| 185 | * PunctuatedForEmphasis: To Radagast. |
| 186 | -->'''Gandalf:''' YOU! HAVE! BIRD POOP!\ |
| 187 | '''Radagast:''' Why didn't anybody say anything?! So embarrassing... |
| 188 | * RunningGag: He always calls the [[DeusExMachina Great Eagles]] for help. Even in one of his cameos [[spoiler:(''X-Men Apocalypse'', more specifically).]] |
| 189 | [[/folder]] |
| 190 | |
| 191 | [[folder:Galadriel]] |
| 192 | !!Galadriel |
| 193 | [[quoteright:300:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/00000_00003_copie_copie.jpg]] |
| 194 | [[caption-width-right:300:''"I do not deny that my heart has greatly desired this."'']] |
| 195 | |
| 196 | The Lady of Lórien. |
| 197 | ---- |
| 198 | * BreakingTheFourthWall: In ''The Battle of the Five Armies''. |
| 199 | -->'''Saruman:''' Are you in need of some assistance, my Lady?\ |
| 200 | '''Galadriel:''' No. Everything will be just fine, because... ''[turns into her [[SuperMode wraith form]]]'' [[SavedByCanon WE ALL MAKE IT TO THE NEXT MOVIE]]!\ |
| 201 | '''Radagast:''' Yes, alright!\ |
| 202 | '''Galadriel:''' ''[to Radagast]'' [[DeusExitMachina Except you]]. |
| 203 | * {{Crossover}}: A HISHE short fetures Batman attempting to seduce her. |
| 204 | [[/folder]] |
| 205 | |
| 206 | [[folder:Gollum]] |
| 207 | !!Smeagol / Gollum |
| 208 | [[quoteright:300:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/51848484.jpg]] |
| 209 | [[caption-width-right:300:''"PRECIOOOUS!"'']] |
| 210 | |
| 211 | The hobbit whose mind and body were disfigured by his obsession for the One Ring. |
| 212 | ---- |
| 213 | * TheCameo: Makes unexpected appearances in [[spoiler:''Film/TheForceAwakens'', as supreme leader Snoke is revealed to be him]], in [[spoiler:''Film/TheRevenant'', eating raw fish alongside Hugh Glass]], and in [[spoiler:''{{WesternAnimation/Tangled}}'', as one of the items caught in Rapunzel's hair]]. |
| 214 | * CharacterCatchphrase: "PRECIOUS!" |
| 215 | [[/folder]] |
| 216 | |
| 217 | !! ''[[Franchise/JurassicPark Jurassic Park / Jurassic World]]'' |
| 218 | |
| 219 | [[folder:Raptors]] |
| 220 | !!''Velociraptors'' |
| 221 | [[quoteright:300:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/000000000_5_2.png]] |
| 222 | [[caption-width-right:300:''"I say we eat him!"'']] |
| 223 | |
| 224 | A species of vicious and cunning killer dinosaurs, who might be even more intelligent than we think. |
| 225 | ---- |
| 226 | * ArtEvolution: Blue gets her stripe in the proper ''Jurassic World'' episode. |
| 227 | * CharacterCatchphrase: "Suckers!" |
| 228 | * EvilIsNotAToy: Nice Job Owen. Do you really think it's a good idea to teach them to jump through hoops when all they want is to eat you? |
| 229 | * GunsAkimbo: With ''shotguns'' and ''assault rifles'', of all things. |
| 230 | * LeaningOnTheFourthWall: In the ''Jurassic World - Raptor Training?'' short. |
| 231 | -->'''Raptor:''' Who do you think you are? Franchise/IndianaJones?\ |
| 232 | '''Owen:''' Nobody's saying that!\ |
| 233 | '''Raptor:''' Why in a [[Creator/StevenSpielberg Spielberg]] production then? |
| 234 | * RunningGag: Saying "Suckers!" to the humans while dual-wielding guns. |
| 235 | * {{Talking Animal}}s: In ''How Jurassic Park Should Have Ended'', the film's protagonists find out the raptors' intelligence evolves so rapidly that they can even use firearms and learn to talk. They continue to talk in ''How Jurassic World Should Have Ended''. |
| 236 | [[/folder]] |
| 237 | |
| 238 | [[folder:I-rex]] |
| 239 | !!''Indominus-rex'' |
| 240 | [[quoteright:300:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/000000000_5_1.png]] |
| 241 | [[caption-width-right:300:''"Aw, nuts!"'']] |
| 242 | |
| 243 | Jurassic World's incontrollable new attraction. |
| 244 | ---- |
| 245 | * AffablyEvil: He makes some friendly banter to Zach and Grey and then eats them, he also quickly strikes up a friendship with Rexy. |
| 246 | * ArtEvolution: In its EarlyBirdCameo in ''Raptor Training'', the I-Rex a white reskin of the ''Tyrannosaur'', since there hadn't been that many clear images of him released at that point to take reference of when ''HISHE'' designed him. In ''Jurassic World'' he now has the proper design of his film counterpart. |
| 247 | * CharacterCatchphrase: "Aw, nuts!" (whenever its escape attempts fail). |
| 248 | * EnemyRisingBehind: It appears right behind Gray and Zach Mitchell as they try to start the old Jurassic Park jeep's engine. It tells them that they will need more than just a new battery, then drags the car away to eat them. |
| 249 | * FailureIsTheOnlyOption: Thanks to Jurassic World's staff being considerably more careful than in the actual film, its attempts to break out of his enclosure repeatedly fail. |
| 250 | * GenderFlip: All dinosaurs bred for the parks are female, and here, Indominus is portrayed as male and voiced by Jon Bailey, aka the "Epic Voice Guy" from ''WebVideo/HonestTrailers''. |
| 251 | * TheOnlyOneAllowedToDefeatYou: Declares that it's the only one allowed to eat Creator/ChrisPratt in ''Raptor Training''. |
| 252 | -->'''''I. rex'':''' No one eats the Pratt-Pratt... except me! |
| 253 | * TalkingAnimal: Just like the raptors and t-rex, it can talk. |
| 254 | [[/folder]] |
| 255 | |
| 256 | [[folder:Rexy]] |
| 257 | !!Rexy the ''Tyrannosaurus rex'' |
| 258 | [[quoteright:300:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/hisherexy.png]] |
| 259 | [[caption-width-right:300:''"Oh, you just gotta use your head, like this!"'']] |
| 260 | |
| 261 | Jurassic Park/Jurassic World's old mascot. |
| 262 | ---- |
| 263 | * BashBrothers: Discovers it can talk with the ''Indominus-rex'', and teams up with it to eat Owen, Claire, the kids and presumably more people afterwards. |
| 264 | * GenderFlip: Rexy is a female in the films. It has a male voice in ''Jurassic World Alternate HISHE''. |
| 265 | * TalkingAnimal: Just like the raptors and I-rex, it can talk. |
| 266 | * UseYourHead: Advises the ''Indominus'' to use its head to break the windows to reach Owen, Claire and the kids, and proceeds to do so. |
| 267 | [[/folder]] |
| 268 | |
| 269 | [[folder:Mosasaurus]] |
| 270 | !!''Mosasaurus'' |
| 271 | [[quoteright:300:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/hishemosasaurus.png]] |
| 272 | [[caption-width-right:300:''"You guys wanna go swimming?"'']] |
| 273 | |
| 274 | Jurassic World's sea monster. |
| 275 | ---- |
| 276 | * GenderFlip: Like Rexy, the ''Mosasaurus'' is a female in the films and has a male voice in ''Jurassic World Alternate HISHE''. |
| 277 | * IJustWantToHaveFriends: Invites the ''Indominus rex'' and ''Tyrannosaurus rex'' to swim in its lagoon, seemingly out of loneliness. Unless it's just so it can eat them. |
| 278 | * TalkingAnimal: Just like the other HISHE versions of Jurassic Park/World's creatures, it can talk. |
| 279 | [[/folder]] |
| 280 | |
| 281 | [[folder:Owen]] |
| 282 | !!Owen Grady |
| 283 | [[quoteright:300:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/000000000_2.png]] |
| 284 | [[caption-width-right:300:''"I told you a field test was a bad idea!"'']] |
| 285 | |
| 286 | Jurassic World's main behavioral researcher, and a raptors tamer. |
| 287 | ---- |
| 288 | * BreakingTheFourthWall: In the ''Jurassic World - Raptor Training?'' short. |
| 289 | -->'''Raptor:''' But I REALLY want to eat your face...\ |
| 290 | '''Owen:''' Ha ha, well, [[Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy2014 I'm popular now]], so that's understandable. |
| 291 | * CharacterizationMarchesOn: In ''Raptor Training'' he's very upbeat and friendly akin to [[Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy2014 Star-Lord]], but in the proper ''Jurassic World'' episode, thanks to the movie having come out, he's more dour and solemn like his film counterpart's characterization. |
| 292 | * DirtyCoward: When Mills and Wheatley lock him and Claire in a cell to be eaten alive by the Indoraptor, he tells said raptor to eat Claire instead of him, and quickly runs away. |
| 293 | * HyperAwareness: The character has plenty of it in the actual movie already, but HISHE gives him extra savviness. |
| 294 | -->'''Claire:''' OK! She's still in there, we just can't see her for some reason...\ |
| 295 | '''Owen:''' Sounds like camouflage.\ |
| 296 | '''I-Rex:''' Aw nuts... |
| 297 | * KillHimAlready: As the Indominus Rex starts communicating with the raptors. |
| 298 | -->'''Barry:''' Something's wrong, they're communicating...\ |
| 299 | '''Owen:''' Who cares?! Just shoot her! ''[they open fire]'' SHOOT HER! |
| 300 | * TookALevelInCynic: Thanks to CharacterizationMarchesOn, as seen above, he comes more into line with his film characterization by ''Jurassic World''. |
| 301 | [[/folder]] |
| 302 | |
| 303 | [[folder:Claire]] |
| 304 | !!Claire Dearing |
| 305 | [[quoteright:300:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/hishejurassicworldclaire.jpg]] |
| 306 | [[caption-width-right:300:''"Oh no! She's escaped!"'']] |
| 307 | |
| 308 | The park manager of Jurassic World. |
| 309 | ---- |
| 310 | * AdaptationalAlternateEnding: While she's being chased by Rexy, one of her high heels breaks and she trips on the ground as a result... Rexy then feasts on her. |
| 311 | * CombatStilettos: HISHE addresses the cons of running in high heels when chased by a T-rex... and she's on the gruesome receiving end of it. |
| 312 | -->'''Owen:''' I told her those shoes were ridiculous! |
| 313 | * DidntThinkThisThrough: In ''Jurassic World Alternate HISHE'', she manages to bring in Rexy as reinforcement against the ''Indominus'' (without high heels fail this time around). It sounds like a great idea at first... until Owen points out the ''Indominus'' [[OhCrap has T-rex DNA as well]], and thus both dinosaurs can talk to each other... |
| 314 | [[/folder]] |
| 315 | |
| 316 | !!''Franchise/HarryPotter'' |
| 317 | |
| 318 | [[folder:Snape]] |
| 319 | !!Professor Severus Snape |
| 320 | [[quoteright:300:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/01123_1.jpg]] |
| 321 | [[caption-width-right:300:''"Of course I'm alive, you twit."'']] |
| 322 | |
| 323 | The Potions Master of Hogwarts. |
| 324 | ---- |
| 325 | * CaptainObvious: |
| 326 | -->'''Harry:''' Professor Snape, you're alive!\ |
| 327 | '''Snape:''' Of course I'm alive, you twit.\ |
| 328 | '''Harry:''' But... how? You died right in front of us!\ |
| 329 | '''Snape:''' Magic, duh! |
| 330 | * CombatPragmatist: Uses a gun to [[spoiler:[[BoomHeadshot shoot Voldemort in the head]].]] |
| 331 | -->'''Snape:''' ''[disdainfully]'' Ah, Muggle weapons... |
| 332 | * CrazyPrepared: |
| 333 | -->'''Snape:''' I'm a Potions Master and a [[spoiler:[[TheMole double agent]].]] Obviously I had a backup plan! |
| 334 | * LeaningOnTheFourthWall: |
| 335 | -->'''Snape:''' I mean it's a really long story! Like so long if we rode it down it would take at least seven books!\ |
| 336 | '''Dumbledore:''' Or eight movies. |
| 337 | * SetRightWhatOnceWentWrong: [[spoiler:Uses the Time-Turner to go back in time when Dumbledore met Tom Marvolo Riddle at Wool's Orphanage, and kills the latter long before he can become the Dark Lord.]] |
| 338 | [[/folder]] |
| 339 | |
| 340 | !!''Film/TheHungerGames'' |
| 341 | |
| 342 | [[folder:The Careers]] |
| 343 | !!The Careers |
| 344 | [[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/vlcsnap_2016_10_30_11h24m42s089.png]] |
| 345 | [[caption-width-right:350:''"We should probably all take a nap instead..."''\ |
| 346 | From left to right: Glimmer, Marvel, Clove and Cato. Not pictured: [[TheMole Peeta]].]] |
| 347 | |
| 348 | ---- |
| 349 | * GenreBlind: All of them, but especially Cato. |
| 350 | * TheMole: It's pretty obvious that Peeta is sabotaging them from the inside. None of them is able to notice. |
| 351 | * MookHorrorShow: When they have to face Slender Man in the Slender Games, they are completely out of their league. |
| 352 | * OnlySaneMan: {{Downplayed|Trope}} with Marvel and Glimmer. Contrary to the way they're sometimes portrayed in {{Fanon}}, they are here more intelligent and competent than their companions from District 2, and often [[StatingTheSimpleSolution state the simple solution]]. However, they are quick to accept Cato's genre-blind refusals. |
| 353 | -->'''Marvel:''' Should we try to chop the tree down? We have axes, swords and stuff... We can probably chop it down. |
| 354 | * TooDumbToLive: They decide to take a nap, even after seeing a tracker-jacker nest near Katniss. |
| 355 | [[/folder]] |
| 356 | |
| 357 | !!Others |
| 358 | [[folder:"Here's A Bright Idea" Doctor]] |
| 359 | [[quoteright:290:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/sin_ttulo_73.png]] |
| 360 | [[caption-width-right:290:* Here's a bright idea: why don't you upload an image of this guy so people can easily identify him, instead of writing inane descriptions just because you were too lazy to pause a video and take a screenshot? * Ugh, fine!]] |
| 361 | ->'''Voiced by:''' Daniel Baxter |
| 362 | A scientist who is constantly forced to intervene whenever a stupid decision has been made in the films parodied. |
| 363 | |
| 364 | ---- |
| 365 | * AdaptationalIntelligence: He's one of the scientists inadvertently responsible for the creation of Sandman in ''Film/SpiderMan3'', but here he has enough sense to stop and scold his fellow scientist into checking out what changed the silicon mass. |
| 366 | * BreakoutCharacter: From a one-off gag to a ''fixture'' in HISHE's content, most often media related to Spider-Man. |
| 367 | * TheBusCameBack: He was only ever in the HISHE for ''Spider-Man 3'', but OfficialFanSubmittedContent brought him back as fun {{Call Back}}s. HISHE has since then been using him to jokingly point out idiocy in the movies they cover. |
| 368 | * CharacterCatchphrase: "Here's a bright idea..." |
| 369 | * DirtyCoward: During the segment in the ''Spider-Man 2'' episode, where Spider-Man's unable to stop the runaway train from crashing, he begins to say his usual catchphrase... right before putting on a jetpack and shouting "every man for himself", and flies away leaving all the passengers on the train to crash, and possibly die. |
| 370 | * GenreSavvy: He's aware enough of the superhero movie genre to know the incoming consequences of some of the dumb choices made by characters, mostly the creation of supervillains due to NoOshaCompliance. |
| 371 | * OnlySaneMan: While people decide to go through with science experiments without checking out the sudden change in variable, people decide to get off work without shutting down or closing sensitive equipment, or almost give technologically advanced sunglasses with access to military-grade weaponry to a hormonal teenager, he's the only one to know all of these are insanely incompetent things to do. |
| 372 | * PhraseCatcher: His suggestions are usually followed by a "Ugh, fine!" |
| 373 | * SmartBall: A living one whose presence always results in the prevention of a lot of the films' problems. |
| 374 | * SubvertedCatchphrase: The only time he doesn't follow his catchphrase up with any advice that could fix the situation is in the ''Spider-Man 2'' HISHE, where he instead [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere abandons the runaway train using his jetpack]]. |
| 375 | [[/folder]] |
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