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* NutritionalNightmare: Ramsay accuses Child's dishes of being fatty and causing heart disease.
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* NutritionalNightmare: Ramsay accuses Child's dishes of being excessively fatty and causing heart disease.
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* {{Hypocrite}}:
--> "You scream at women, while the fits that you're pitching makes '''you''' the pissiest bitch in the kitchen!"
--> "You scream at women, while the fits that you're pitching makes '''you''' the pissiest bitch in the kitchen!"
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* OffWithHisHead: Takes the head off a chicken ''by hand'' during her preparations.
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* DarkAndTroubledPast: Julia brings up Gordon's troubled youth from thirty years ago.
* HotBlooded: Very loud and aggressive, and has a fire background.
* LargeHam: In typical angry chef fashion, Gordon Ramsay is known for being over-dramatic and loud.
* TheMeanBrit: Has a BritishAccent and is very bitter in his rhymes.
* SupremeChef: Believes to be the superior chef in the battle, as he brags about how his cooking started an empire.
* HotBlooded: Very loud and aggressive, and has a fire background.
* LargeHam: In typical angry chef fashion, Gordon Ramsay is known for being over-dramatic and loud.
* TheMeanBrit: Has a BritishAccent and is very bitter in his rhymes.
* SupremeChef: Believes to be the superior chef in the battle, as he brags about how his cooking started an empire.
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* GratuitousFrench: Unsurprisingly, being French, Julia includes a bit of French vocabulary in her raps.
* NutritionalNightmare: Ramsay accuses Child's dishes of being fatty and causing heart disease.
* SophisticatedAsHell: "Now eat a dick. Bon appetit!"
* SupremeChef: Like Gordon Ramsay, her raps are about believing she's the superior chef.
* NutritionalNightmare: Ramsay accuses Child's dishes of being fatty and causing heart disease.
* SophisticatedAsHell: "Now eat a dick. Bon appetit!"
* SupremeChef: Like Gordon Ramsay, her raps are about believing she's the superior chef.
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* RealityEnsues: Enjoys doing this in his books, and insults Tolkien for not being more realistic.
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* {{Flanderization}}: Obviously more in keeping with TheThemeParkVersion idea of his books and the related TV show. Martin has repeatedly expressed admiration for Tolkien and likewise stated that Tolkien's books have UnbuiltTrope which his own series drew from (citing the relatively small presence of on-screen magic, the AnyoneCanDie, the complexity of Boromir, and the Scouring of the Shire).
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* BadassBeard: Fittingly enough for a fantasy author.
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* DirtyOldMan: He gleefully talks about how much sex he puts in his books.
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* LighterAndSofter: And proud of it.Martin mocks his works for being too light-hearted/family-friendly and, therefore, boring and predictable. Tolkien doesn't see this as a bad thing.
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* LighterAndSofter: And proud of it.
--> '''Tolkien:''' Newsflash: the genre's called fantasy! It's meant to be unrealistic; you '''MYOPIC MANATEE!'''
--> '''Tolkien:''' Newsflash: the genre's called fantasy! It's meant to be unrealistic; you '''MYOPIC MANATEE!'''
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* NiceHat: Wears his trademark fisherman's cap.
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* SexSells: He believes this and gives this advice to Tolkien; ("ditch the goonie, cast a couple boobies!"),
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* SexSells: He believes this and gives this advice to Tolkien; ("ditch Tolkien. ("Ditch the goonie, Goonie, cast a couple boobies!"), boobies!")
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* CoolOldGuy: He's more Rock and Roll than Martin, just ask Led Zeppelin!
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* CoolOldGuy: He's more Rock and Roll than Martin, just ask Led Zeppelin!Music/LedZeppelin!
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* PretenderDiss: He mocks Martin for being a [=LARP=]er instead of a real soldier, in addition to his novel writing. "You and John Snow both know nothing!"
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* PretenderDiss: He mocks Martin for being a [=LARP=]er instead of a real soldier, in addition to his novel writing. "You and John Jon Snow both know nothing!"
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* SlidingScaleOfIdealismVersusCynicism: Defends the idealistic approach on the grounds that it's the whole point of the fantasy genre and as such doesn't have to be realistic ''or'' cynical.
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* SlidingScaleOfIdealismVersusCynicism: Defends the idealistic approach on the grounds that it's the whole point of the fantasy genre genre, and as such such, doesn't have to be realistic ''or'' cynical.
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* SophisticatedAsHell: While he makes his gentleman verbal jabs he has friggin' ''Music/LedZeppelin'' back up his rhymes.
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* SophisticatedAsHell: While he makes his gentleman verbal jabs jabs, he has friggin' ''Music/LedZeppelin'' back up his rhymes.
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* {{Worldbuilding}}: Martin thinks Tolkien takes it too far ("we don't need the backstory of every fucking tree branch!"). Tolkien defends it by claiming his ''Silmarillion'' is doing pretty well on sales.
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* {{Worldbuilding}}: Martin thinks Tolkien takes it too far ("we don't need the backstory of on every fucking tree branch!"). Tolkien defends it by claiming his ''Silmarillion'' is doing pretty well on sales.
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* AnyoneCanDie: Fully embraces this mindset in his stories and mockes Tolkien for sticking to TheGoodGuysAlwaysWin.
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* AnyoneCanDie: Fully embraces this mindset in his stories and mockes mocks Tolkien for sticking to TheGoodGuysAlwaysWin.
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* SexSells: He believes this and gives this advice to Tolkien; ("the goonies and hire some boobies!"),
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* SexSells: He believes this and gives this advice to Tolkien; ("the goonies and hire some ("ditch the goonie, cast a couple boobies!"),
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* AnyoneCanDie: Fully embraces this mindset in his stories, mocking Tolkien for sticking to TheGoodGuysAlwaysWin.
* DarkerAndEdgier / HotterAndSexier: And proud of it.
* FatBastard: Tolkien makes several digs about his weight.
* DarkerAndEdgier / HotterAndSexier: And proud of it.
* FatBastard: Tolkien makes several digs about his weight.
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* AnyoneCanDie: Fully embraces this mindset in his stories, mocking stories and mockes Tolkien for sticking to TheGoodGuysAlwaysWin.
*DarkerAndEdgier / HotterAndSexier: And proud DarkerAndEdgier: He says Game of it.
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* FatBastard: Tolkien makes several digs about hisweight.weight in addition to his unpleasantness.
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* FatBastard: Tolkien makes several digs about his
* HotterAndSexier: He says someone would need an all-seeing eye to find sex in Tolkien's stories, while it is much more apparent in his own.
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* SexSells: Apparently believes this, and gives this advice to Tolkien.
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* SexSells: Apparently He believes this, this and gives this advice to Tolkien.
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* CoolOldGuy: Ask Led Zeppelin!
* TheGoodGuysAlwaysWin: Defends this stance in his writing, pointing out that it's a fantasy.
* TheGoodGuysAlwaysWin: Defends this stance in his writing, pointing out that it's a fantasy.
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* CoolOldGuy: Ask He's more Rock and Roll than Martin, just ask Led Zeppelin!
* TheGoodGuysAlwaysWin: Defends this stance in hiswriting, writing by pointing out that it's a fantasy.
* TheGoodGuysAlwaysWin: Defends this stance in his
*PretenderDiss: He mocks Martin for being a [=LARP=]er instead of a real soldier, in addition to his novel writing. "You and John Snow both know nothing!"
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* SlidingScaleOfIdealismVersusCynicism: Defends the idealistic approach on the grounds that it's the whole point of the fantasy genre and the stories wouldn't be as enjoyable otherwise.
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* SlidingScaleOfIdealismVersusCynicism: Defends the idealistic approach on the grounds that it's the whole point of the fantasy genre and the stories wouldn't as such doesn't have to be as enjoyable otherwise.realistic ''or'' cynical.
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* SophisticatedAsHell: Has friggin' ''Music/LedZeppelin'' back up his rhymes.
* StrictlyFormula: Martin claims this of his books.
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* SophisticatedAsHell: Has While he makes his gentleman verbal jabs he has friggin' ''Music/LedZeppelin'' back up his rhymes.
* StrictlyFormula: Martin claims this of hisbooks.books; "we know how it ends by page and age 5!"
* StrictlyFormula: Martin claims this of his
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* HurricaneOfPuns: Puns on ''Literature/TheLordOfTheRings'' titles in his last lines.
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* HurricaneOfPuns: Puns on ''Literature/TheLordOfTheRings'' titles in his last lines.lines:
--> You can't reach this [[Literature/TheFellowshipOfTheRing fellow. Shit,]] I'm [[Literature/TheTwoTowers too towering.]]
--> Every time I battle, it's [[Literature/TheReturnOfTheKing return of the king.]]
--> You can't reach this [[Literature/TheFellowshipOfTheRing fellow. Shit,]] I'm [[Literature/TheTwoTowers too towering.]]
--> Every time I battle, it's [[Literature/TheReturnOfTheKing return of the king.]]
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* SlidingScaleOfRealisticVersusFantastic: Takes the realistic approach and mocks the BlackAndWhiteMorality of Tolkien's prose.
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* SlidingScaleOfRealisticVersusFantastic: Defends the fantastic approach on the grounds that it's the whole point of the fantasy genre and the stories wouldn't be as enjoyable otherwise.
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* SlidingScaleOfRealisticVersusFantastic: SlidingScaleOfIdealismVersusCynicism: Defends the fantastic idealistic approach on the grounds that it's the whole point of the fantasy genre and the stories wouldn't be as enjoyable otherwise.
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* CashCowFranchise: Tolkien boasts that his franchise makes billions of dollars for his family.
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* SlobsVsSnobs: The slob to Tolkien's snob. He's very raunchy and vulgar compared to the uptight Tolkien.
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* SlobsVsSnobs: The snob to Martin's slob. He's dressed in a tweed jacket and smokes a DistinguishedGentlemansPipe.
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* ShootTheShaggyDog: "My readers fall in love with every character I've written. Then I kill them. And they're like 'No, he didn't!'".
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--> My readers fall in love with every character I'vewritten. written.
--> Then I killthem. them! And they're like 'No, like, "No, he didn't!'".didn't!"
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--> Then I kill
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* FollowTheLeader: Accused of being "an uninspired hack" by Tolkien, who claims that he even stole the R. R.
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* FollowTheLeader: Accused of being "an "[[TheyCopiedItSoItSucks an uninspired hack" hack]]" by Tolkien, who claims that he even stole the R. R.
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* ShootTheShaggyDog: "My readers fall in love with every character I've written. Then I kill them. And they're like 'No, he didn't!'".
* SlidingScaleOfRealisticVersusFantastic: Takes the realistic approach and mocks the BlackAndWhiteMorality of Tolkien's prose.
* TrollingCreator: Openly making fun of his readers' shocked reaction when he kills their favorite characters.
* SlidingScaleOfRealisticVersusFantastic: Takes the realistic approach and mocks the BlackAndWhiteMorality of Tolkien's prose.
* TrollingCreator: Openly making fun of his readers' shocked reaction when he kills their favorite characters.
* AngstAversion: Disapproves of Martin's habit of randomly killing his protagonists.
* CoolOldGuy: Ask Led Zeppelin!
* SlidingScaleOfRealisticVersusFantastic: Defends the fantastic approach on the grounds that it's the whole point of the fantasy genre and the stories wouldn't be as enjoyable otherwise.
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* {{Worldbuilding}}: Martin thinks Tolkien takes it too far ("we don't need the backstory of every fucking tree branch!"). Tolkien defends it by claiming his ''Silmarillion'' is doing pretty well on sales.
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* BadassInANiceSuit: It's the reason he gets called "Professor Tweedpants" by Martin. He retaliates by saying he doesn't take criticism to clothes.
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* FatBastard: Tolkien makes several digs about his weight.
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* FollowTheLeader: Accused of being "an uninspired hack" by Tolkien, who claims that he even stole the R. R.
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* SexSells: Apparently believes this, and gives this advice to Tolkien.
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* StrictlyFormula: Martin claims this of his books.
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* TheGoodGuysAlwaysWin: Defends this stance in his writing, pointing out that it's a fantasy.
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* TheGoodGuysAlwaysWin: Defends this stance RetiredBadass: A veteran of World War I, specifically taking part in the Battle of the Somme.
* SophisticatedAsHell: Has friggin' ''Music/LedZeppelin'' back up hiswriting, pointing out that it's a fantasy.
rhymes.
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* AnyoneCanDie: Fully embraces this mindset in his stories, mocking Tolkien for sticking to TheGoodGuysAlwaysWin.
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* HurricaneOfPuns: Puns on ''Literature/TheLordOfTheRings'' titles in his last lines.
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* BadassInANiceSuit: It's the reason he gets called "Professor Tweedpants" by Martin. He retaliates by saying he doesn't take criticism to clothes.
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-> '''Played by:''' Peter Shukoff
