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--> ''Wait...did you even ever tell him your name?''[[note]]No, she didn't.[[/note]] (long pause) ...Of course you did. Why wouldn't you? What a strange thought.
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--> ''Wait...did you even ever tell him your name?''[[note]]No, she didn't.[[/note]] (long pause) ...pause) ''...Of course you did. Why wouldn't you? What a strange thought.''
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--> '''Dr. Man''': Ahhhh. Fern. Yes. Come in. Have a seat. It's been...some layers.
--> ''Wait...did you even ever tell him your name?''[[note]]No, she didn't.[[/note]] (long pause) ...Of course you did. Why wouldn't you? What a strange thought.
** Was this exchange A) superhuman mental infiltration of Fern's mind? B) The good doctor simply examined her medical file beforehand, and Fern did some [[FalseMemories confabulation]] on herself? You make the call!
--> '''Dr. Man''': Ahhhh. Fern. Yes. Come in. Have a seat. It's been...some layers.
--> ''Wait...did you even ever tell him your name?''[[note]]No, she didn't.[[/note]] (long pause) ...Of course you did. Why wouldn't you? What a strange thought.
** Was this exchange A) superhuman mental infiltration of Fern's mind? B) The good doctor simply examined her medical file beforehand, and Fern did some [[FalseMemories confabulation]] on herself? You make the call!
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* TokenHuman: [[AmbiguouslyHuman Maybe]].
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* AmbiguouslyHuman: He looks human and claims he is from Virginia but his speech and mannerisms are completely different from how any sane human should act.
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* ThroughTheEyesOfMadness: When the comic briefly follows him, the audience sees that his perceptions of the hospital are much more cleaner and happier than it actually is.
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* {{Archnemesis}}: Questions of actual malice, alien morality, and mutual dislike aside… Ms. Green definitely ''regards'' Dr. Phage as her greatest, most despicable adversary. For her personally, (and on our side of the fourth wall,) Dr. Phage is pretty much the poster boy of everything keeping her from reuniting with her son.
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* {{Archnemesis}}: Questions of actual malice, alien morality, and mutual dislike aside… Ms. Green Fern definitely ''regards'' Dr. Phage as her greatest, most despicable adversary. For her personally, (and on our side of the fourth wall,) Dr. Phage is pretty much the poster boy of everything keeping her from reuniting with her son.
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** One scene shows us that Dr. Phage is the only staff member to indicate that he can actually learn, as he questions whether Ms. Green's son is really a dog. He also indicates that he's both pragmatic and empathetic, willing to destroy patients whose ailments threaten the greater multiverse and cannot be cured.
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** One scene shows us that Dr. Phage is the only staff member to indicate that he can actually learn, as he questions whether Ms. Green's Fern's son is really a dog. He also indicates that he's both pragmatic and empathetic, willing to destroy patients whose ailments threaten the greater multiverse and cannot be cured.
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* MisterBig: Dr. Phage is ''toddler-sized'' next to Ms. Green.
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* MisterBig: Dr. Phage is ''toddler-sized'' next to Ms. Green.Fern.
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* NotWhatItLooksLike: [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/186 The strand of DNA that Phage injects into Ms. Green's son]] looks like, er, something else. The UnfortunateImplications have been dismissed by WordOfGod:
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* NotWhatItLooksLike: [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/186 The strand of DNA that Phage injects into Ms. Green's Fern's son]] looks like, er, something else. The UnfortunateImplications have been dismissed by WordOfGod:
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--> '''Dr. Tori''': (while performing surgery on Ms. Green) ...You can do this, Tori.....it's just like making a sandcastle....
The head of surgery at the hospital, Dr. Tori is responsible for patching up Ms. Green each time she dies.
The head of surgery at the hospital, Dr. Tori is responsible for patching up Ms. Green each time she dies.
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--> '''Dr. Tori''': (while performing surgery on Ms. Green) ...Fern) ...You can do this, Tori.....it's just like making a sandcastle....
The head of surgery at the hospital, Dr. Tori is responsible for patching upMs. Green Fern each time she dies.
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* GeniusDitz: She manages to slap together Ms. Green back together each time. [[spoiler:Nevertheless she still leaves her key card inside Ms. Green the first time she operates on her.]]
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* GeniusDitz: She manages to slap together Ms. Green Fern back together each time. [[spoiler:Nevertheless she still leaves her key card inside Ms. Green Fern the first time she operates on her.]]
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* NervousWreck: Always in a state of high anxiety whenever Ms. Green is under her knife and spork.
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* NervousWreck: Always in a state of high anxiety whenever Ms. Green Fern is under her knife and spork.
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* EveryoneHasStandards: According to Lexis, Dr. Man fought against the unexistalizer being an ''option'' with Ms. Green's son.
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* EveryoneHasStandards: According to Lexis, Dr. Man fought against the unexistalizer being an ''option'' with Ms. Green's Fern's son.
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--> '''Dr. Man''': (spotting Ms. Green at his door) Ahh. Visitors. It's not locked. Yet. Ha ha. Doctor jokes.
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--> '''Dr. Man''': (spotting Ms. Green Fern at his door) Ahh. Visitors. It's not locked. Yet. Ha ha. Doctor jokes.
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* TheHeart: She's one of the few hospital staff member to emphasize with Ms. Green's desperate search for her son.
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* TheHeart: She's one of the few hospital people on the Hospital staff member to emphasize with Ms. Green's Fern's desperate search for her son.
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--> '''Colleague #1''': (referring to Ms. Green's Son) That's one juicy-looking pooch. When's lunch?
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--> '''Colleague #1''': (referring to Ms. Green's Fern's Son) That's one juicy-looking pooch. When's lunch?
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[[caption-width-right:344:If he'd been this way to Ms. Green, 95% of this webcomic's plot wouldn't have even happened.]]
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[[caption-width-right:344:If he'd been this way to Ms. Green, Fern, 95% of this webcomic's plot wouldn't have even happened.]]
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--> '''Ms. Green''': So uh, you know anything about the password to that big, rusty metal door down the exam hall?
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--> '''Ms. Green''': '''Fern''': So uh, you know anything about the password to that big, rusty metal door down the exam hall?
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* LockedDoor: Very FIRMLY locked against Ms. Green. In order to reach her baby son, she'll need to discover its password.
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* LockedDoor: Very FIRMLY locked against Ms. Green.Fern. In order to reach her baby son, she'll need to discover its password.
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[[folder: Nurse Molly Curdle]]
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/nursemolly_8071.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350: Hugging not recommended.]]
--> '''Depressed Spleen''': Ah, yes, the nurse. I do believe she's on orders to keep anyone from leaving the exam ward while the hospital is on alert. Don't bother trying to outrun her; she may look almost as awkward, slovenly, absent minded and devoid of taste as yourself, and she is all of those things, but she can also move exactly as fast as she wants. If you're thinking of having a go at her with that toothpick of yours, I'm loathe to admit that the results would be far worse for you than for her, as fleetingly amused as I'd be by the spectacle. You'd be lucky if they cared enough to put your skin back on.
An animate pile of spent syringes and other medical refuse given form by a pink garbage bag and currently employed by the hospital as a nurse. Most of her duties consist of ensuring that patients ''stay'' in their designated wards, ''no matter what.''
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* AllThereInTheManual: So far, Nurse Molly's surname is only mentioned in the bonus materials library.
* BattleaxeNurse: She could stand to murder a few less patients!
* BlobMonster: Without her bag, [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/099.html she's this]].
* ComicallyIneptHealing: The way she treats the Depressed Spleen's malaria.
--> '''Commentator''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/466.html Shouldn't there be]] another part to a dialysis? Like, a part where you put blood back in?
* DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything: A female nurse and a male patient end up spending a great deal of time together. The nurse ends up drawing lots of bodily fluids from her patient, and somehow, between one thing and other, her body grows larger and she produces a litter of little ones who look just like her.
* FatBitch: While Fern was busy hunting for the anomaly in the Inert Vessel, Molly bloats up to over twice her original size! Though WordOfGod holds that Molly's girth is part of a cyclical process.
--> '''Bogleech''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/466.html Thinner Molly]] is Molly during a drought of activity and monster Molly happens during a glut of disease. It's probably not a permanent, one-way transformation but a cycle.
* FlorenceNightingaleEffect: [[spoiler: Seems she likes miserable mopers suffering from diarrhea of the mouth. Horrifically subverted when Fern finds she has engorged herself on the Spleen's blood]].
* MotherOfAThousandYoung: There's really no telling HOW MANY biobags Molly's created by collecting medical waste from the Hospital's patients in her special trash bags!
* PardonMyKlingon: Molly's words are rendered in Wingdings font, and... well...
--> '''Dr. Phage''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/317.html (entering in while Molly's working on The Spleen)]] Molly! This is no time to be playing around in unoccupied rooms!
--> '''Molly''': ('translated' from Wingdings) [[spoiler: Fuck fuck! Shit piss fuck ass cock puke!]]
--> '''Dr. Phage''': I'm fine. You?
* PunnyName: 'Molly Curdle' with 'mollycoddle.'
* TheQuiet: To the point of being initially presumed to be TheSpeechless. But it's probably just as well that Molly keeps silent 99% of the time. Because, as it turns out, this walking bag of garbage is quite the [[LadySwearsALot trash]] [[StealthPun talker.]]
* {{Sadist}}: Gets a thrill out of slaughtering patients brutally.
--> '''Dr. Phage''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/327.html Ah, lovely family!]] Too bad you'll have to purge them.
--> ''[Molly pumps her fists in a show of joy.]''
--> '''Dr. Phage''': No "game" this time, just be quick.
* SpikesOfDoom: Poor Fern.
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[[caption-width-right:350: Hugging not recommended.]]
--> '''Depressed Spleen''': Ah, yes, the nurse. I do believe she's on orders to keep anyone from leaving the exam ward while the hospital is on alert. Don't bother trying to outrun her; she may look almost as awkward, slovenly, absent minded and devoid of taste as yourself, and she is all of those things, but she can also move exactly as fast as she wants. If you're thinking of having a go at her with that toothpick of yours, I'm loathe to admit that the results would be far worse for you than for her, as fleetingly amused as I'd be by the spectacle. You'd be lucky if they cared enough to put your skin back on.
An animate pile of spent syringes and other medical refuse given form by a pink garbage bag and currently employed by the hospital as a nurse. Most of her duties consist of ensuring that patients ''stay'' in their designated wards, ''no matter what.''
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* AllThereInTheManual: So far, Nurse Molly's surname is only mentioned in the bonus materials library.
* BattleaxeNurse: She could stand to murder a few less patients!
* BlobMonster: Without her bag, [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/099.html she's this]].
* ComicallyIneptHealing: The way she treats the Depressed Spleen's malaria.
--> '''Commentator''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/466.html Shouldn't there be]] another part to a dialysis? Like, a part where you put blood back in?
* DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything: A female nurse and a male patient end up spending a great deal of time together. The nurse ends up drawing lots of bodily fluids from her patient, and somehow, between one thing and other, her body grows larger and she produces a litter of little ones who look just like her.
* FatBitch: While Fern was busy hunting for the anomaly in the Inert Vessel, Molly bloats up to over twice her original size! Though WordOfGod holds that Molly's girth is part of a cyclical process.
--> '''Bogleech''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/466.html Thinner Molly]] is Molly during a drought of activity and monster Molly happens during a glut of disease. It's probably not a permanent, one-way transformation but a cycle.
* FlorenceNightingaleEffect: [[spoiler: Seems she likes miserable mopers suffering from diarrhea of the mouth. Horrifically subverted when Fern finds she has engorged herself on the Spleen's blood]].
* MotherOfAThousandYoung: There's really no telling HOW MANY biobags Molly's created by collecting medical waste from the Hospital's patients in her special trash bags!
* PardonMyKlingon: Molly's words are rendered in Wingdings font, and... well...
--> '''Dr. Phage''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/317.html (entering in while Molly's working on The Spleen)]] Molly! This is no time to be playing around in unoccupied rooms!
--> '''Molly''': ('translated' from Wingdings) [[spoiler: Fuck fuck! Shit piss fuck ass cock puke!]]
--> '''Dr. Phage''': I'm fine. You?
* PunnyName: 'Molly Curdle' with 'mollycoddle.'
* TheQuiet: To the point of being initially presumed to be TheSpeechless. But it's probably just as well that Molly keeps silent 99% of the time. Because, as it turns out, this walking bag of garbage is quite the [[LadySwearsALot trash]] [[StealthPun talker.]]
* {{Sadist}}: Gets a thrill out of slaughtering patients brutally.
--> '''Dr. Phage''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/327.html Ah, lovely family!]] Too bad you'll have to purge them.
--> ''[Molly pumps her fists in a show of joy.]''
--> '''Dr. Phage''': No "game" this time, just be quick.
* SpikesOfDoom: Poor Fern.
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[[caption-width-right:350: Hugging not recommended.]]
--> '''Depressed Spleen''': Ah, yes, the nurse. I do believe she's on orders to keep anyone from leaving the exam ward while the hospital is on alert. Don't bother trying to outrun her; she may look almost as awkward, slovenly, absent minded and devoid of taste as yourself, and she is all of those things, but she can also move exactly as fast as she wants. If you're thinking of having a go at her with that toothpick of yours, I'm loathe to admit that the results would be far worse for you than for her, as fleetingly amused as I'd be by the spectacle. You'd be lucky if they cared enough to put your skin back on.
An animate pile of spent syringes and other medical refuse given form by a pink garbage bag and currently employed by the hospital as a nurse. Most of her duties consist of ensuring that patients ''stay'' in their designated wards, ''no matter what.''
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* AllThereInTheManual: So far, Nurse Molly's surname is only mentioned in the bonus materials library.
* BattleaxeNurse: She could stand to murder a few less patients!
* BlobMonster: Without her bag, [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/099.html she's this]].
* ComicallyIneptHealing: The way she treats the Depressed Spleen's malaria.
--> '''Commentator''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/466.html Shouldn't there be]] another part to a dialysis? Like, a part where you put blood back in?
* DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything: A female nurse and a male patient end up spending a great deal of time together. The nurse ends up drawing lots of bodily fluids from her patient, and somehow, between one thing and other, her body grows larger and she produces a litter of little ones who look just like her.
* FatBitch: While Fern was busy hunting for the anomaly in the Inert Vessel, Molly bloats up to over twice her original size! Though WordOfGod holds that Molly's girth is part of a cyclical process.
--> '''Bogleech''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/466.html Thinner Molly]] is Molly during a drought of activity and monster Molly happens during a glut of disease. It's probably not a permanent, one-way transformation but a cycle.
* FlorenceNightingaleEffect: [[spoiler: Seems she likes miserable mopers suffering from diarrhea of the mouth. Horrifically subverted when Fern finds she has engorged herself on the Spleen's blood]].
* MotherOfAThousandYoung: There's really no telling HOW MANY biobags Molly's created by collecting medical waste from the Hospital's patients in her special trash bags!
* PardonMyKlingon: Molly's words are rendered in Wingdings font, and... well...
--> '''Dr. Phage''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/317.html (entering in while Molly's working on The Spleen)]] Molly! This is no time to be playing around in unoccupied rooms!
--> '''Molly''': ('translated' from Wingdings) [[spoiler: Fuck fuck! Shit piss fuck ass cock puke!]]
--> '''Dr. Phage''': I'm fine. You?
* PunnyName: 'Molly Curdle' with 'mollycoddle.'
* TheQuiet: To the point of being initially presumed to be TheSpeechless. But it's probably just as well that Molly keeps silent 99% of the time. Because, as it turns out, this walking bag of garbage is quite the [[LadySwearsALot trash]] [[StealthPun talker.]]
* {{Sadist}}: Gets a thrill out of slaughtering patients brutally.
--> '''Dr. Phage''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/327.html Ah, lovely family!]] Too bad you'll have to purge them.
--> ''[Molly pumps her fists in a show of joy.]''
--> '''Dr. Phage''': No "game" this time, just be quick.
* SpikesOfDoom: Poor Fern.
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[[folder: Zoe]]
[[quoteright:345:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/zoe_9826.png]]
[[caption-width-right:345: Working hard at hardly working.]]
--> '''Fern''': Uh, hi there?
--> '''Zoe''': Hm.
A large mass of protoplasm, who serves as Dr. Phage's secretary (even though she isn't always thrilled by it). Despite having virtually no ability to verbally communicate, she's one of the more empathetic members of the hospital's staff.
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* {{Bookworm}}: She's never seen without a tome.
* CovertPervert: Maybe. Just look at what's on her computer monitor.
* TheHeart: She's one of the few hospital staff member to emphasize with Ms. Green's desperate search for her son.
* MegaMicrobes: Zoe's a giant amoeba.
* ProfessionalSlacker
* SassySecretary: It's very clear that she's weary of Phage and disinterested in her work.
* SilentSnarker
* TheSpeechless: The most she's done yet, in terms of vocalizing her thoughts, is several variations on 'Hm.'
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[[quoteright:345:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/zoe_9826.png]]
[[caption-width-right:345: Working hard at hardly working.]]
--> '''Fern''': Uh, hi there?
--> '''Zoe''': Hm.
A large mass of protoplasm, who serves as Dr. Phage's secretary (even though she isn't always thrilled by it). Despite having virtually no ability to verbally communicate, she's one of the more empathetic members of the hospital's staff.
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* {{Bookworm}}: She's never seen without a tome.
* CovertPervert: Maybe. Just look at what's on her computer monitor.
* TheHeart: She's one of the few hospital staff member to emphasize with Ms. Green's desperate search for her son.
* MegaMicrobes: Zoe's a giant amoeba.
* ProfessionalSlacker
* SassySecretary: It's very clear that she's weary of Phage and disinterested in her work.
* SilentSnarker
* TheSpeechless: The most she's done yet, in terms of vocalizing her thoughts, is several variations on 'Hm.'
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[[folder: The Biobags]]
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[[caption-width-right:350:Killer garbage bags that explode in your face if you fight it! Perfect for Hospital security!]]
--> '''Open Wound''':..thoshe lil' round galsh, they mean well enough, but they don't do much other than bouncshe around the room and blow up when they get frushhtrated. Not the kinda shhhervice I come here for, y'know?
Daughters of Nurse Molly's. She creates them from medical waste collected from the Hospital's patients. They mostly patrol the hallways, and are just as antagonistic towards Fern as their mother.
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* ActionBomb: They're the Bob-ombs of the Awful Hospital universe.
* DaddysLittleVillain: ''Mommy's'' little villains. All of them seem to take after their mother.
* {{Tykebomb}}: They literally blow up when backed into a corner.
* WeHaveReserves: One dies? Molly can always make replacements, because patients are always producing medical waste.
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[[caption-width-right:350:Killer garbage bags that explode in your face if you fight it! Perfect for Hospital security!]]
--> '''Open Wound''':..thoshe lil' round galsh, they mean well enough, but they don't do much other than bouncshe around the room and blow up when they get frushhtrated. Not the kinda shhhervice I come here for, y'know?
Daughters of Nurse Molly's. She creates them from medical waste collected from the Hospital's patients. They mostly patrol the hallways, and are just as antagonistic towards Fern as their mother.
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* ActionBomb: They're the Bob-ombs of the Awful Hospital universe.
* DaddysLittleVillain: ''Mommy's'' little villains. All of them seem to take after their mother.
* {{Tykebomb}}: They literally blow up when backed into a corner.
* WeHaveReserves: One dies? Molly can always make replacements, because patients are always producing medical waste.
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[[folder: The Biobags]]
Nurse Molly Curdle]]
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/enemy_garbling.org/pmwiki/pub/images/nursemolly_8071.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:Killer garbage bags that explode in your face if you fight it! Perfect for Hospital security!]]
[[caption-width-right:350: Hugging not recommended.]]
-->'''Open Wound''':..thoshe lil' round galsh, '''Depressed Spleen''': Ah, yes, the nurse. I do believe she's on orders to keep anyone from leaving the exam ward while the hospital is on alert. Don't bother trying to outrun her; she may look almost as awkward, slovenly, absent minded and devoid of taste as yourself, and she is all of those things, but she can also move exactly as fast as she wants. If you're thinking of having a go at her with that toothpick of yours, I'm loathe to admit that the results would be far worse for you than for her, as fleetingly amused as I'd be by the spectacle. You'd be lucky if they mean well enough, but they don't do much other than bouncshe around the room and blow up when they get frushhtrated. Not the kinda shhhervice I come here for, y'know?
Daughters of Nurse Molly's. She creates them from medical waste collected from the Hospital's patients. They mostly patrol the hallways, and are just as antagonistic towards Fern as their mother.
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* ActionBomb: They're the Bob-ombs of the Awful Hospital universe.
* DaddysLittleVillain: ''Mommy's'' little villains. All of them seemcared enough to take after their mother.
* {{Tykebomb}}: They literally blow up when backed into a corner.
* WeHaveReserves: One dies? Molly can always make replacements, because patients are always producing medical waste.put your skin back on.
An animate pile of spent syringes and other medical refuse given form by a pink garbage bag and currently employed by the hospital as a nurse. Most of her duties consist of ensuring that patients ''stay'' in their designated wards, ''no matter what.''
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* AllThereInTheManual: So far, Nurse Molly's surname is only mentioned in the bonus materials library.
* BattleaxeNurse: She could stand to murder a few less patients!
* BlobMonster: Without her bag, [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/099.html she's this]].
* ComicallyIneptHealing: The way she treats the Depressed Spleen's malaria.
--> '''Commentator''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/466.html Shouldn't there be]] another part to a dialysis? Like, a part where you put blood back in?
* DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything: A female nurse and a male patient end up spending a great deal of time together. The nurse ends up drawing lots of bodily fluids from her patient, and somehow, between one thing and other, her body grows larger and she produces a litter of little ones who look just like her.
* FatBitch: While Fern was busy hunting for the anomaly in the Inert Vessel, Molly bloats up to over twice her original size! Though WordOfGod holds that Molly's girth is part of a cyclical process.
--> '''Bogleech''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/466.html Thinner Molly]] is Molly during a drought of activity and monster Molly happens during a glut of disease. It's probably not a permanent, one-way transformation but a cycle.
* FlorenceNightingaleEffect: [[spoiler: Seems she likes miserable mopers suffering from diarrhea of the mouth. Horrifically subverted when Fern finds she has engorged herself on the Spleen's blood]].
* MotherOfAThousandYoung: There's really no telling HOW MANY biobags Molly's created by collecting medical waste from the Hospital's patients in her special trash bags!
* PardonMyKlingon: Molly's words are rendered in Wingdings font, and... well...
--> '''Dr. Phage''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/317.html (entering in while Molly's working on The Spleen)]] Molly! This is no time to be playing around in unoccupied rooms!
--> '''Molly''': ('translated' from Wingdings) [[spoiler: Fuck fuck! Shit piss fuck ass cock puke!]]
--> '''Dr. Phage''': I'm fine. You?
* PunnyName: 'Molly Curdle' with 'mollycoddle.'
* TheQuiet: To the point of being initially presumed to be TheSpeechless. But it's probably just as well that Molly keeps silent 99% of the time. Because, as it turns out, this walking bag of garbage is quite the [[LadySwearsALot trash]] [[StealthPun talker.]]
* {{Sadist}}: Gets a thrill out of slaughtering patients brutally.
--> '''Dr. Phage''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/327.html Ah, lovely family!]] Too bad you'll have to purge them.
--> ''[Molly pumps her fists in a show of joy.]''
--> '''Dr. Phage''': No "game" this time, just be quick.
* SpikesOfDoom: Poor Fern.
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Daughters of Nurse Molly's. She creates them from medical waste collected from the Hospital's patients. They mostly patrol the hallways, and are just as antagonistic towards Fern as their mother.
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* ActionBomb: They're the Bob-ombs of the Awful Hospital universe.
* DaddysLittleVillain: ''Mommy's'' little villains. All of them seem
* {{Tykebomb}}: They literally blow up when backed into a corner.
* WeHaveReserves: One dies? Molly can always make replacements, because patients are always producing medical waste.
An animate pile of spent syringes and other medical refuse given form by a pink garbage bag and currently employed by the hospital as a nurse. Most of her duties consist of ensuring that patients ''stay'' in their designated wards, ''no matter what.''
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* AllThereInTheManual: So far, Nurse Molly's surname is only mentioned in the bonus materials library.
* BattleaxeNurse: She could stand to murder a few less patients!
* BlobMonster: Without her bag, [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/099.html she's this]].
* ComicallyIneptHealing: The way she treats the Depressed Spleen's malaria.
--> '''Commentator''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/466.html Shouldn't there be]] another part to a dialysis? Like, a part where you put blood back in?
* DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything: A female nurse and a male patient end up spending a great deal of time together. The nurse ends up drawing lots of bodily fluids from her patient, and somehow, between one thing and other, her body grows larger and she produces a litter of little ones who look just like her.
* FatBitch: While Fern was busy hunting for the anomaly in the Inert Vessel, Molly bloats up to over twice her original size! Though WordOfGod holds that Molly's girth is part of a cyclical process.
--> '''Bogleech''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/466.html Thinner Molly]] is Molly during a drought of activity and monster Molly happens during a glut of disease. It's probably not a permanent, one-way transformation but a cycle.
* FlorenceNightingaleEffect: [[spoiler: Seems she likes miserable mopers suffering from diarrhea of the mouth. Horrifically subverted when Fern finds she has engorged herself on the Spleen's blood]].
* MotherOfAThousandYoung: There's really no telling HOW MANY biobags Molly's created by collecting medical waste from the Hospital's patients in her special trash bags!
* PardonMyKlingon: Molly's words are rendered in Wingdings font, and... well...
--> '''Dr. Phage''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/317.html (entering in while Molly's working on The Spleen)]] Molly! This is no time to be playing around in unoccupied rooms!
--> '''Molly''': ('translated' from Wingdings) [[spoiler: Fuck fuck! Shit piss fuck ass cock puke!]]
--> '''Dr. Phage''': I'm fine. You?
* PunnyName: 'Molly Curdle' with 'mollycoddle.'
* TheQuiet: To the point of being initially presumed to be TheSpeechless. But it's probably just as well that Molly keeps silent 99% of the time. Because, as it turns out, this walking bag of garbage is quite the [[LadySwearsALot trash]] [[StealthPun talker.]]
* {{Sadist}}: Gets a thrill out of slaughtering patients brutally.
--> '''Dr. Phage''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/327.html Ah, lovely family!]] Too bad you'll have to purge them.
--> ''[Molly pumps her fists in a show of joy.]''
--> '''Dr. Phage''': No "game" this time, just be quick.
* SpikesOfDoom: Poor Fern.
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--> '''Colleague #1''': (referring to Ms. Green's Son) That's one juicy-looking pooch. When's lunch?
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--> '''Colleague #2''': The, ahh, word you intended was "hypothesis," but there are no mere hypotheses; all that can be imagined already must exist in one perception or another, or, ah, nothing else could exist that would ever conceive of it, In fact, the, uh, grey itself may serve as-
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--> '''Colleague #3''': WHATEVER, GUYS. Just fill its holes in. Or drill it some holes. Drill it some holes and fill them in. It'll be fine.
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--> '''Colleague #4''': Didn't it come in with it'ssshhh progenator? Why don't we jusht shtick it back where it came from? Problem ssssholved.
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--> '''Colleague #1''': (referring to Ms. Green's Son) That's one juicy-looking pooch. When's lunch?
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--> '''Colleague #2''': The, ahh, word you intended was "hypothesis," but there are no mere hypotheses; all that can be imagined already must exist in one perception or another, or, ah, nothing else could exist that would ever conceive of it, In fact, the, uh, grey itself may serve as-
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--> '''Colleague #3''': WHATEVER, GUYS. Just fill its holes in. Or drill it some holes. Drill it some holes and fill them in. It'll be fine.
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--> '''Colleague #4''': Didn't it come in with it'ssshhh progenator? Why don't we jusht shtick it back where it came from? Problem ssssholved.
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-->'''Colleague #1''': (referring to Ms. Green's Son) That's one juicy-looking pooch. When's lunch?
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'''Fern''': Uh, hi there?
-->'''Colleague #2''': The, ahh, word you intended was "hypothesis," but there are '''Zoe''': Hm.
A large mass of protoplasm, who serves as Dr. Phage's secretary (even though she isn't always thrilled by it). Despite having virtually nomere hypotheses; all that can be imagined already must exist in ability to verbally communicate, she's one perception or another, or, ah, nothing else could exist that would ever conceive of it, In fact, the, uh, grey itself may serve as-
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--> '''Colleague #3''': WHATEVER, GUYS. Just fill its holes in. Or drill it some holes. Drill it some holes and fill them in. It'll be fine.
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--> '''Colleague #4''': Didn't it come in with it'ssshhh progenator? Why don't we jusht shtick it back where it came from? Problem ssssholved.
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more empathetic members of the hospital's staff.
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A large mass of protoplasm, who serves as Dr. Phage's secretary (even though she isn't always thrilled by it). Despite having virtually no
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--> '''Colleague #3''': WHATEVER, GUYS. Just fill its holes in. Or drill it some holes. Drill it some holes and fill them in. It'll be fine.
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--> '''Colleague #4''': Didn't it come in with it'ssshhh progenator? Why don't we jusht shtick it back where it came from? Problem ssssholved.
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* DepravedDentist: Colleague #3. Just look at his quote. There's a very excellent likelihood that Colleague #3 may be none other than [[http://www.bogleech.com/creepy/creepybog-doctordementist.html Dr. Dementist]] from the Noisy Tenant creepypasta of the same name.
* EatsBabies: Dogs are apparently a staple of Colleague #1's diet. Very worryingly, he insists Fern's baby ''is'' a dog, and the sight of the boy whets his appetite. He is almost certainly [[http://www.bogleech.com/creepy/creepybog-drfleagood.html Dr. Fleagood]] from the fourth Noisy Tenant creepypasta.
* MadnessMantra: CURE, CONTAIN, OR ERASE.
* NoNameGiven: The Colleagues all have [[MyNameIsQuestionMarks "???"]] as placeholders.
* SesquipedalianLoquaciousness: Colleague #2 is big on circumlocution, small on actual medical counsel.
* ShoutOut: Colleague #1 unintentionally gives one to [[http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Dogscape The Dogscape.]]
--> '''Colleague #1''': It's ''all'' dog. All of it. Delicious.
* SinisterSilhouettes: Solid silhouettes with big white question marks in their centers, at that.
* ThisIsWrongOnSoManyLevels: Colleague #4's proposal that Fern's son should be shoved back up her birth canal... just as one would return an unwanted birthday present back in the box it was pulled out from.
* YouAreNumberSix: Until their actual names are revealed, we'll have to refer to them by the order which they spoke in their EarlyBirdCameo scene.
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* ShoutOut: Colleague #1 unintentionally gives one to [[http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Dogscape The Dogscape.]]
--> '''Colleague #1''':
* SinisterSilhouettes: Solid silhouettes with big white question marks in their centers, at that.
* ThisIsWrongOnSoManyLevels: Colleague #4's proposal
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* YouAreNumberSix: Until their actual names are revealed, we'll have to refer to them by the order which they spoke in their EarlyBirdCameo scene.
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--> Flecked with rust, [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/016.html the immovable steel door]] has some sort of security lock on it. You can see only blackness through the bars, and the faint sounds you can hear remind you more of a sawmill or assembly line than a hospital ward. Buzzing, grinding, clanking and wet splatters echo deep in the darkness. The hastily painted insignia appears to represent an embryo. You don't feel well. You have no hope of guessing the combination if this is where you need to go, but someone or something else here has to know it. For now, you're going to check the other exam rooms. If they put you in one, couldn't they have put your son in one too?
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--> Flecked with rust, [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/016.html the immovable steel door]] has some sort of security lock on it. You can see only blackness through the bars, and the faint sounds you can hear remind you more of a sawmill or assembly line than a hospital ward. Buzzing, grinding, clanking and wet splatters echo deep in the darkness. The hastily painted insignia appears to represent an embryo. You don't feel well. You have no hope of guessing the combination if this is where you need to go, but someone or something else here has to know it. For now, you're going to check the other exam rooms. If they put you in one, couldn't they have put your son in one too?
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Daughters of Nurse Molly's. She creates them from medical waste collected from the Hospital's patients. They mostly patrol the hallways, and are just as antagonistic towards Fern as their mother.
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* DaddysLittleVillain: ''Mommy's'' little villains. All of them seem to take after their mother.
* {{Tykebomb}}: They literally blow up when backed into a corner.
* WeHaveReserves: One dies? Molly can always make replacements, because patients are always producing medical waste.
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--> '''Colleague #2''': The, ahh, word you intended was "hypothesis," but there are no mere hypotheses; all that can be imagined already must exist in one perception or another, or, ah, nothing else could exist that would ever conceive of it, In fact, the, uh, grey itself may serve as-
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--> '''Colleague #3''': WHATEVER, GUYS. Just fill its holes in. Or drill it some holes. Drill it some holes and fill them in. It'll be fine.
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--> '''Colleague #4''': Didn't it come in with it'ssshhh progenator? Why don't we jusht shtick it back where it came from? Problem ssssholved.
[[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/191.html At some uncertain point in time]] that could've occurred either before or after Fern first awoke in The Hospital, Dr. Phage brought some medical colleagues to examine the mystifying oddity that was Fern's son, and then put their heads together and determine what should be done with him. Besides Dr. Phage, himself, four others had thoughts to voice at this meeting.
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* DepravedDentist: Colleague #3. Just look at his quote. There's a very excellent likelihood that Colleague #3 may be none other than [[http://www.bogleech.com/creepy/creepybog-doctordementist.html Dr. Dementist]] from the Noisy Tenant creepypasta of the same name.
* EatsBabies: Dogs are apparently a staple of Colleague #1's diet. Very worryingly, he insists Fern's baby ''is'' a dog, and the sight of the boy whets his appetite. He is almost certainly [[http://www.bogleech.com/creepy/creepybog-drfleagood.html Dr. Fleagood]] from the fourth Noisy Tenant creepypasta.
* MadnessMantra: CURE, CONTAIN, OR ERASE.
* NoNameGiven: The Colleagues all have [[MyNameIsQuestionMarks "???"]] as placeholders.
* SesquipedalianLoquaciousness: Colleague #2 is big on circumlocution, small on actual medical counsel.
* ShoutOut: Colleague #1 unintentionally gives one to [[http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Dogscape The Dogscape.]]
--> '''Colleague #1''': It's ''all'' dog. All of it. Delicious.
* SinisterSilhouettes: Solid silhouettes with big white question marks in their centers, at that.
* ThisIsWrongOnSoManyLevels: Colleague #4's proposal that Fern's son should be shoved back up her birth canal... just as one would return an unwanted birthday present back in the box it was pulled out from.
* YouAreNumberSix: Until their actual names are revealed, we'll have to refer to them by the order which they spoke in their EarlyBirdCameo scene.
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--> Flecked with rust, [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/016.html the immovable steel door]] has some sort of security lock on it. You can see only blackness through the bars, and the faint sounds you can hear remind you more of a sawmill or assembly line than a hospital ward. Buzzing, grinding, clanking and wet splatters echo deep in the darkness. The hastily painted insignia appears to represent an embryo. You don't feel well. You have no hope of guessing the combination if this is where you need to go, but someone or something else here has to know it. For now, you're going to check the other exam rooms. If they put you in one, couldn't they have put your son in one too?
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* DaddysLittleVillain: ''Mommy's'' little villains. All of them seem to take after their mother.
* {{Tykebomb}}: They literally blow up when backed into a corner.
* WeHaveReserves: One dies? Molly can always make replacements, because patients are always producing medical waste.
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--> '''Colleague #2''': The, ahh, word you intended was "hypothesis," but there are no mere hypotheses; all that can be imagined already must exist in one perception or another, or, ah, nothing else could exist that would ever conceive of it, In fact, the, uh, grey itself may serve as-
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--> '''Colleague #3''': WHATEVER, GUYS. Just fill its holes in. Or drill it some holes. Drill it some holes and fill them in. It'll be fine.
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--> '''Colleague #4''': Didn't it come in with it'ssshhh progenator? Why don't we jusht shtick it back where it came from? Problem ssssholved.
[[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/191.html At some uncertain point in time]] that could've occurred either before or after Fern first awoke in The Hospital, Dr. Phage brought some medical colleagues to examine the mystifying oddity that was Fern's son, and then put their heads together and determine what should be done with him. Besides Dr. Phage, himself, four others had thoughts to voice at this meeting.
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* DepravedDentist: Colleague #3. Just look at his quote. There's a very excellent likelihood that Colleague #3 may be none other than [[http://www.bogleech.com/creepy/creepybog-doctordementist.html Dr. Dementist]] from the Noisy Tenant creepypasta of the same name.
* EatsBabies: Dogs are apparently a staple of Colleague #1's diet. Very worryingly, he insists Fern's baby ''is'' a dog, and the sight of the boy whets his appetite. He is almost certainly [[http://www.bogleech.com/creepy/creepybog-drfleagood.html Dr. Fleagood]] from the fourth Noisy Tenant creepypasta.
* MadnessMantra: CURE, CONTAIN, OR ERASE.
* NoNameGiven: The Colleagues all have [[MyNameIsQuestionMarks "???"]] as placeholders.
* SesquipedalianLoquaciousness: Colleague #2 is big on circumlocution, small on actual medical counsel.
* ShoutOut: Colleague #1 unintentionally gives one to [[http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Dogscape The Dogscape.]]
--> '''Colleague #1''': It's ''all'' dog. All of it. Delicious.
* SinisterSilhouettes: Solid silhouettes with big white question marks in their centers, at that.
* ThisIsWrongOnSoManyLevels: Colleague #4's proposal that Fern's son should be shoved back up her birth canal... just as one would return an unwanted birthday present back in the box it was pulled out from.
* YouAreNumberSix: Until their actual names are revealed, we'll have to refer to them by the order which they spoke in their EarlyBirdCameo scene.
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--> Flecked with rust, [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/016.html the immovable steel door]] has some sort of security lock on it. You can see only blackness through the bars, and the faint sounds you can hear remind you more of a sawmill or assembly line than a hospital ward. Buzzing, grinding, clanking and wet splatters echo deep in the darkness. The hastily painted insignia appears to represent an embryo. You don't feel well. You have no hope of guessing the combination if this is where you need to go, but someone or something else here has to know it. For now, you're going to check the other exam rooms. If they put you in one, couldn't they have put your son in one too?
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--> '''Open Wound''':..thoshe lil' round galsh, they mean well enough, but they don't do much other than bouncshe around the room and blow up when they get frushhtrated. Not the kinda shhhervice I come here for, y'know?
Daughters of Nurse Molly's. She creates them from medical waste collected from the Hospital's patients. They mostly patrol the hallways, and are just as antagonistic towards Fern as their mother.
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[[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/191.html At some uncertain point in time]] that could've occurred either before or after Ms. Green Fern first awoke in The Hospital, Dr. Phage brought some medical colleagues to examine the mystifying oddity that was Ms. Green's Fern's son, and then put their heads together and determine what should be done with him. Besides Dr. Phage, himself, four others had thoughts to voice at this meeting.
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* EatsBabies: Dogs are apparently a staple of Colleague #1's diet. Very worryingly, he insists Ms. Green's baby ''is'' a dog, and the sight of the boy whets his appetite. He is almost certainly [[http://www.bogleech.com/creepy/creepybog-drfleagood.html Dr. Fleagood]] from the fourth Noisy Tenant creepypasta.
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* EatsBabies: Dogs are apparently a staple of Colleague #1's diet. Very worryingly, he insists Ms. Green's Fern's baby ''is'' a dog, and the sight of the boy whets his appetite. He is almost certainly [[http://www.bogleech.com/creepy/creepybog-drfleagood.html Dr. Fleagood]] from the fourth Noisy Tenant creepypasta.
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* ThisIsWrongOnSoManyLevels: Colleague #4's proposal that Ms. Green's son should be shoved back up her birth canal... just as one would return an unwanted birthday present back in the box it was pulled out from.
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* ComicallyIneptHealing: The way she treats the Depressed Spleen's malaria.
--> '''Commentator''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/466.html Shouldn't there be]] another part to a dialysis? Like, a part where you put blood back in?
--> '''Commentator''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/466.html Shouldn't there be]] another part to a dialysis? Like, a part where you put blood back in?
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--> ''Bogleech''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/466.html The first time we saw Molly,]] she was thinner and saggier. It was originally just me not really pinning down how best to draw her but I decided later that she probably varies with the volume of medical waste. The Molly we saw last, hanging out with Phage in his little side-arc, is her average "healthy" state. Thinner Molly is Molly during a drought of activity and monster Molly happens during a glut of disease. It's probably not a permanent, one-way transformation but a cycle.
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--> ''Bogleech''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/466.html The first time we saw Molly,]] she was thinner and saggier. It was originally just me not really pinning down how best to draw her but I decided later that she probably varies with the volume of medical waste. The Molly we saw last, hanging out with Phage in his little side-arc, is her average "healthy" state. Thinner Molly Molly]] is Molly during a drought of activity and monster Molly happens during a glut of disease. It's probably not a permanent, one-way transformation but a cycle.
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--> ''Bogleech''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/466.html The first time we saw Molly,]] she was thinner and saggier. It was originally just me not really pinning down how best to draw her but I decided later that she probably varies with the volume of medical waste. The Molly we saw last, hanging out with Phage in his little side-arc, is her average "healthy" state. Thinner Molly is Molly during a drought of activity and monster Molly happens during a glut of disease. It's probably not a permanent, one-way transformation but a cycle.
--> ''Bogleech''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/466.html The first time we saw Molly,]] she was thinner and saggier. It was originally just me not really pinning down how best to draw her but I decided later that she probably varies with the volume of medical waste. The Molly we saw last, hanging out with Phage in his little side-arc, is her average "healthy" state. Thinner Molly is Molly during a drought of activity and monster Molly happens during a glut of disease. It's probably not a permanent, one-way transformation but a cycle.
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* MotherOfAThousandYoung: There's really no telling HOW MANY biobags Molly's created by collecting medical waste from the Hospital's patients in her special trash bags!
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* DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything: A female nurse and a male patient end up spending a great deal of time together. The nurse ends up drawing lots of bodily fluids from her patient, and somehow, between one thing and other, her body grows larger and she produces a litter of little nurses.ones who look just like her.
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* FlorenceNightingaleEffect: [[spoiler: Seems she likes miserable mopers suffering from diarrhea of the mouth.]]
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[[folder:Dr. H. M. Phage, T. E.]]
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[[caption-width-right:350: Pictured above: humungous moron with titanic ego. Do not allow near infants.]]
-->'''Dr. H. M. Phage, T. E.''': (to Fern, after she demands to know where her son is) Forgive my rudeness. I'm Doctor H.M. Phage, T.E, chief physician, radiologist, surgeon, pathologist, pathogen, immunologist, urologist, gynaecologist, reverse gynaecologist, taxidermist, dentist, forensic entomologist, necrobiological reconstructionist, herbalist, fashionist and twin-core husk intersector licensed in all chromatic, material and hypothetical perception zones. I can '''assure''' you, sir, your dog is in excellent hands!
The apparent head of the hospital, though some things indicate there are larger, darker forces that even Phage must answer to.
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* {{Archnemesis}}: Questions of actual malice, alien morality, and mutual dislike aside… Ms. Green definitely ''regards'' Dr. Phage as her greatest, most despicable adversary. For her personally, (and on our side of the fourth wall,) Dr. Phage is pretty much the poster boy of everything keeping her from reuniting with her son.
* {{Asexuality}}: And aromantic, [[WordOfGod apparently]], though is not above [[http://www.bogleech.com/comics/comic84comments.htm hitting on a papillomavirus]].
* BewareTheSillyOnes: [[spoiler: TheFourthWallWillNotProtectYou from this guy.]]
* BlueAndOrangeMorality [[spoiler: Certainly SEEMS this way at first, but subverted later; he's been EvilAllAlong.]]
* BowTiesAreCool
* BunnyEarsLawyer: WordOfGod has confirmed that the staff at the hospital are actually the best in their fields, contrary to appearances.
** One scene shows us that Dr. Phage is the only staff member to indicate that he can actually learn, as he questions whether Ms. Green's son is really a dog. He also indicates that he's both pragmatic and empathetic, willing to destroy patients whose ailments threaten the greater multiverse and cannot be cured.
** When he's seen working on a life-form he's more familiar with, he's much more to the point.
* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}
* IconicOutfit: Phage loves his bow ties.
* MadDoctor: And '''how.''' WordOfGod has suggested that Phage's total lunacy actually ''aids'' him in serving the medical needs of so many completely alien life forms.
* MascotVillain: Or at least mascot antagonist.
* MegaMicrobes
* MisterBig: Dr. Phage is ''toddler-sized'' next to Ms. Green.
* NerdGlasses
* NotWhatItLooksLike: [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/186 The strand of DNA that Phage injects into Ms. Green's son]] looks like, er, something else. The UnfortunateImplications have been dismissed by WordOfGod:
--> [[spoiler: '''Bogleech:''' I can confirm that injecting viral DNA is canonically not sexual to Phage and he is not being gross here.]]
* NightmareFace: [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/330.html Such a cutie.]]
* ObfuscatingStupidity: Not to the extent that he's COMPETENT, but he's aware of much more than he lets on. MALICIOUSLY aware.
* ObliviouslyEvil: He's villainous insofar as he has no idea how to treat humanoid lifeforms, and his perceptions of the Hospital are [[ThroughTheEyesOfMadness a bit at odds with a human's.]]
* OmnicidalManiac: Played for laughs. He [[http://s3.amazonaws.com/patreon/bfbbae63093dc9544df3afc9580b4b12.jpg reminds]] the hospital staff to keep that sort of thing to their vacation time.
* OmnidisciplinaryScientist
* PointyHairedBoss
* ShipperOnDeck: According to WordOfGod, he ships everyone in the Hospital with everyone in the Hospital, [[{{Asexuality}} minus himself]], complete with gushing about the staff in their [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/file-phleboto.png personnel]] [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/file-tori.png files]] and setting them dates.
--> '''Dr. Phage's File On Molly:''' Molly's gruff exterior can be disconcerting to her fellow staffers, but I believe she may benefit from more assignments working directly with Phleboto… they would be really cute together.
* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Yogurt. Phage carries an infinite supply in his personal inventory.
* VillainEpisode: For a brief time, the Commentators suddenly find themselves [[HearingVoices playing advisor to HIM.]]
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[[folder: Dr. Phleboto Mizer]]
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[[caption-width-right:286: Always sticking his neck out for his boss.]]
--> '''Dr. H. M. Phage, T. E.''': (talking to Dr. Mizer) Aw, STINKBEANS! It evaporated already!
--> ...What? Of COURSE they do. They always do!
--> ...Oh, fine, you can look, but don't expect to find much more than smelly residue and a half-eaten wallet, like the last one.
Dr. Phage's hulking and intimidating assistant. He's actually a pretty normal-looking guy, if you can get past the large rusty syringe attached to his spindly neck. He's renowned for his talents as a top-notch transfusionator.
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* GeniusBruiser: If Dr. Man is to be believed.
--> '''Dr. Man''': Fine young lad. Best transfusionator in the range. Cutting edge procedure. Shifts zones without entanglement.
* OnlySaneMan: Catches onto the properties of grey-zoners faster than Dr. Phage, and generally seems to have more common sense.
* PunnyName: "Phlebotomize" means "to draw blood".
* StupidSexyFlanders: He inspires this reaction in Dr. Phage.
--> '''Dr. Phage's File On Dr. Mizer:''' He's a loose cannon, that Pheleboto! He's just lucky he's so valuable to this operation and smells so nice and there's such an intriguing sensitivity he tries to hide so deeply beneath his rugged exterior and strong hands.
* SurrealSymbolicHeads: Dr. Mizer has a giant syringe for a head.
* TheVoiceless: We never see or hear him speak, though his co-workers have.
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[[folder: Nurse Molly Curdle]]
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[[caption-width-right:350: Hugging not recommended.]]
--> '''Depressed Spleen''': Ah, yes, the nurse. I do believe she's on orders to keep anyone from leaving the exam ward while the hospital is on alert. Don't bother trying to outrun her; she may look almost as awkward, slovenly, absent minded and devoid of taste as yourself, and she is all of those things, but she can also move exactly as fast as she wants. If you're thinking of having a go at her with that toothpick of yours, I'm loathe to admit that the results would be far worse for you than for her, as fleetingly amused as I'd be by the spectacle. You'd be lucky if they cared enough to put your skin back on.
An animate pile of spent syringes and other medical refuse given form by a pink garbage bag and currently employed by the hospital as a nurse. Most of her duties consist of ensuring that patients ''stay'' in their designated wards, ''no matter what.''
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* AllThereInTheManual: So far, Nurse Molly's surname is only mentioned in the bonus materials library.
* BattleaxeNurse
* BlobMonster: Without her bag, [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/099.html she's this]].
* FlorenceNightingaleEffect: [[spoiler: Seems she likes miserable mopers suffering from diarrhea of the mouth.]]
* PardonMyKlingon: Molly's words are rendered in Wingdings font, and... well...
--> '''Dr. Phage''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/317.html (entering in while Molly's working on The Spleen)]] Molly! This is no time to be playing around in unoccupied rooms!
--> '''Molly''': ('translated' from Wingdings) [[spoiler: Fuck fuck! Shit piss fuck ass cock puke!]]
--> '''Dr. Phage''': I'm fine. You?
* PunnyName: 'Molly Curdle' with 'mollycoddle.'
* TheQuiet: To the point of being initially presumed to be TheSpeechless. But it's probably just as well that Molly keeps silent 99% of the time. Because, as it turns out, this walking bag of garbage is quite the [[LadySwearsALot trash]] [[StealthPun talker.]]
* {{Sadist}}: Gets a thrill out of slaughtering patients brutally.
--> '''Dr. Phage''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/327.html Ah, lovely family!]] Too bad you'll have to purge them.
--> ''[Molly pumps her fists in a show of joy.]''
--> '''Dr. Phage''': No "game" this time, just be quick.
* SpikesOfDoom: Poor Ms. Green.
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[[folder:Dr. Circula Tori]]
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[[caption-width-right:342:Perfect time for the anesthesia to wear off.]]
--> '''Dr. Tori''': (while performing surgery on Ms. Green) ...You can do this, Tori.....it's just like making a sandcastle....
The head of surgery at the hospital, Dr. Tori is responsible for patching up Ms. Green each time she dies.
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* GeniusDitz: She manages to slap together Ms. Green back together each time. [[spoiler:Nevertheless she still leaves her key card inside Ms. Green the first time she operates on her.]]
* ImpossibleHourglassFigure: Her blood vessels forms this kind of figure.
* MsFanservice: Despite being mostly a bundle of blood vessels.
* NaughtyNurseOutfit
* NervousWreck: Always in a state of high anxiety whenever Ms. Green is under her knife and spork.
* PunnyName: She's an animate network of blood vessels.
* ShrunkenOrgan: Dr. Tori has a peanut for a brain. However, it's not actually hers--her [[http://www.patreon.com/creation?hid=1075202 character file]] reveals that she removed it from a cadaver, though the staff seems to believe it's a grey-zone brain and helps her in her operations on grey-zone patients.
* SuperDoc: What else would you call someone who can restore a patient's body back to the way it was BEFORE it was shoved into a meat grinder?
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[[folder: Zoe]]
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[[caption-width-right:345: Working hard at hardly working.]]
--> '''Ms. Green''': Uh, hi there?
--> '''Zoe''': Hm.
A large mass of protoplasm, who serves as Dr. Phage's secretary (even though she isn't always thrilled by it). Despite having virtually no ability to verbally communicate, she's one of the more empathetic members of the hospital's staff.
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* {{Bookworm}}: She's never seen without a tome.
* CovertPervert: Maybe. Just look at what's on her computer monitor.
* TheHeart: She's one of the few hospital staff member to emphasize with Ms. Green's desperate search for her son.
* MegaMicrobes: Zoe's a giant amoeba.
* ProfessionalSlacker
* SassySecretary: It's very clear that she's weary of Phage and disinterested in her work.
* SilentSnarker
* TheSpeechless: The most she's done yet, in terms of vocalizing her thoughts, is several variations on 'Hm.'
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[[folder: Dr. Man]]
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[[caption-width-right:324:Wonder what was on his resume that endeared him to this hospital's hiring staff?]]
--> '''Ms. Green''': But where did you ''come'' from?
--> '''Dr. Man''': Virginia.
--> '''Ms. Green''': And how did you get here?
--> '''Dr. Man''': Walked.
A human(?!) doctor who walked to the Hospital from his native Virginia. Specializing in patients from the paraviolet zone, he's nonetheless familiar with grey-zoner anatomy. Has a serious beef with Dr. Phage.
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* AmbiguouslyEvil
* AnOddPlaceToSleep: On his feet, facing his window.
* BerserkButton: Dr. Phage, not that the mention of him affects anything but his [[SuddenlyShouting volume]].
* CheshireCatGrin
* DartboardOfHate: Well, not an ''actual'' dartboard, but the trope is still in effect. He has a poster of a virus that resembles Dr. Phage on one of the walls of his office, with three darts sticking in the "head" of the virus.
* DissonantSerenity: His creepy smile never wavers.
* EveryoneHasStandards: According to Lexis, Dr. Man fought against the unexistalizer being an ''option'' with Ms. Green's son.
--> '''Lexis''': Of course, even Man was completely against the unexistalizer, said it was unethical, said it wouldn't work anyway...pretty sure he was trying to sabotage the thing not long before you last came to.
* MathematiciansAnswer: As his quote shows.
* NothingIsScarier: His reveal as a ''human'' was creepier than any monster he could possibly be.
* SpeciesSurname: Dr. Man is a doctor man. We've yet to learn his [[LastNameBasis first name.]]
* StepfordSmiler: In addition to his unwavering smile, his mildly affable jokes convey this quality as well.
--> '''Dr. Man''': (spotting Ms. Green at his door) Ahh. Visitors. It's not locked. Yet. Ha ha. Doctor jokes.
* TokenHuman
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[[folder: Dr. Phage's Shadowy Colleagues]]
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--> '''Colleague #1''': (referring to Ms. Green's Son) That's one juicy-looking pooch. When's lunch?
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--> '''Colleague #2''': The, ahh, word you intended was "hypothesis," but there are no mere hypotheses; all that can be imagined already must exist in one perception or another, or, ah, nothing else could exist that would ever conceive of it, In fact, the, uh, grey itself may serve as-
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--> '''Colleague #3''': WHATEVER, GUYS. Just fill its holes in. Or drill it some holes. Drill it some holes and fill them in. It'll be fine.
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--> '''Colleague #4''': Didn't it come in with it'ssshhh progenator? Why don't we jusht shtick it back where it came from? Problem ssssholved.
[[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/191.html At some uncertain point in time]] that could've occurred either before or after Ms. Green first awoke in The Hospital, Dr. Phage brought some medical colleagues to examine the mystifying oddity that was Ms. Green's son, and then put their heads together and determine what should be done with him. Besides Dr. Phage, himself, four others had thoughts to voice at this meeting.
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* DepravedDentist: Colleague #3. Just look at his quote. There's a very excellent likelihood that Colleague #3 may be none other than [[http://www.bogleech.com/creepy/creepybog-doctordementist.html Dr. Dementist]] from the Noisy Tenant creepypasta of the same name.
* EatsBabies: Dogs are apparently a staple of Colleague #1's diet. Very worryingly, he insists Ms. Green's baby ''is'' a dog, and the sight of the boy whets his appetite. He is almost certainly [[http://www.bogleech.com/creepy/creepybog-drfleagood.html Dr. Fleagood]] from the fourth Noisy Tenant creepypasta.
* MadnessMantra: CURE, CONTAIN, OR ERASE.
* NoNameGiven: The Colleagues all have [[MyNameIsQuestionMarks "???"]] as placeholders.
* SesquipedalianLoquaciousness: Colleague #2 is big on circumlocution, small on actual medical counsel.
* ShoutOut: Colleague #1 unintentionally gives one to [[http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Dogscape The Dogscape.]]
--> '''Colleague #1''': It's ''all'' dog. All of it. Delicious.
* SinisterSilhouettes: Solid silhouettes with big white question marks in their centers, at that.
* ThisIsWrongOnSoManyLevels: Colleague #4's proposal that Ms. Green's son should be shoved back up her birth canal... just as one would return an unwanted birthday present back in the box it was pulled out from.
* YouAreNumberSix: Until their actual names are revealed, we'll have to refer to them by the order which they spoke in their EarlyBirdCameo scene.
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[[folder: Maternity Ward Door]]
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[[caption-width-right:344:If he'd been this way to Ms. Green, 95% of this webcomic's plot wouldn't have even happened.]]
--> Flecked with rust, [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/016.html the immovable steel door]] has some sort of security lock on it. You can see only blackness through the bars, and the faint sounds you can hear remind you more of a sawmill or assembly line than a hospital ward. Buzzing, grinding, clanking and wet splatters echo deep in the darkness. The hastily painted insignia appears to represent an embryo. You don't feel well. You have no hope of guessing the combination if this is where you need to go, but someone or something else here has to know it. For now, you're going to check the other exam rooms. If they put you in one, couldn't they have put your son in one too?
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* ImaginaryFriend: Uh, perhaps? On one hand, the huge impregnable door leading into the maternity ward definitely ''isn't'' imaginary. But so far, the only time it's even talked and shown a sapient personality is from [[UnreliableNarrator Dr. Phage's POV.]]
* {{Jerkass}}
--> '''Ms. Green''': So uh, you know anything about the password to that big, rusty metal door down the exam hall?
--> '''Double Doors''': Oh man, what a ''jerk.'' What a ''complete and utter jerk,'' [[EvenEvilHasStandards that guy.]] Sorry, you won't get anything out of him.
* LockedDoor: Very FIRMLY locked against Ms. Green. In order to reach her baby son, she'll need to discover its password.
* SuddenlyVoiced: As pictured. Of course, this taken from the viewpoint of Dr. Phage, who also imagined [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/316.html a fountain]] just outside [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/092.html his office.]]
* SycophanticServant
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[[caption-width-right:350: Pictured above: humungous moron with titanic ego. Do not allow near infants.]]
-->'''Dr. H. M. Phage, T. E.''': (to Fern, after she demands to know where her son is) Forgive my rudeness. I'm Doctor H.M. Phage, T.E, chief physician, radiologist, surgeon, pathologist, pathogen, immunologist, urologist, gynaecologist, reverse gynaecologist, taxidermist, dentist, forensic entomologist, necrobiological reconstructionist, herbalist, fashionist and twin-core husk intersector licensed in all chromatic, material and hypothetical perception zones. I can '''assure''' you, sir, your dog is in excellent hands!
The apparent head of the hospital, though some things indicate there are larger, darker forces that even Phage must answer to.
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* {{Archnemesis}}: Questions of actual malice, alien morality, and mutual dislike aside… Ms. Green definitely ''regards'' Dr. Phage as her greatest, most despicable adversary. For her personally, (and on our side of the fourth wall,) Dr. Phage is pretty much the poster boy of everything keeping her from reuniting with her son.
* {{Asexuality}}: And aromantic, [[WordOfGod apparently]], though is not above [[http://www.bogleech.com/comics/comic84comments.htm hitting on a papillomavirus]].
* BewareTheSillyOnes: [[spoiler: TheFourthWallWillNotProtectYou from this guy.]]
* BlueAndOrangeMorality [[spoiler: Certainly SEEMS this way at first, but subverted later; he's been EvilAllAlong.]]
* BowTiesAreCool
* BunnyEarsLawyer: WordOfGod has confirmed that the staff at the hospital are actually the best in their fields, contrary to appearances.
** One scene shows us that Dr. Phage is the only staff member to indicate that he can actually learn, as he questions whether Ms. Green's son is really a dog. He also indicates that he's both pragmatic and empathetic, willing to destroy patients whose ailments threaten the greater multiverse and cannot be cured.
** When he's seen working on a life-form he's more familiar with, he's much more to the point.
* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}
* IconicOutfit: Phage loves his bow ties.
* MadDoctor: And '''how.''' WordOfGod has suggested that Phage's total lunacy actually ''aids'' him in serving the medical needs of so many completely alien life forms.
* MascotVillain: Or at least mascot antagonist.
* MegaMicrobes
* MisterBig: Dr. Phage is ''toddler-sized'' next to Ms. Green.
* NerdGlasses
* NotWhatItLooksLike: [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/186 The strand of DNA that Phage injects into Ms. Green's son]] looks like, er, something else. The UnfortunateImplications have been dismissed by WordOfGod:
--> [[spoiler: '''Bogleech:''' I can confirm that injecting viral DNA is canonically not sexual to Phage and he is not being gross here.]]
* NightmareFace: [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/330.html Such a cutie.]]
* ObfuscatingStupidity: Not to the extent that he's COMPETENT, but he's aware of much more than he lets on. MALICIOUSLY aware.
* ObliviouslyEvil: He's villainous insofar as he has no idea how to treat humanoid lifeforms, and his perceptions of the Hospital are [[ThroughTheEyesOfMadness a bit at odds with a human's.]]
* OmnicidalManiac: Played for laughs. He [[http://s3.amazonaws.com/patreon/bfbbae63093dc9544df3afc9580b4b12.jpg reminds]] the hospital staff to keep that sort of thing to their vacation time.
* OmnidisciplinaryScientist
* PointyHairedBoss
* ShipperOnDeck: According to WordOfGod, he ships everyone in the Hospital with everyone in the Hospital, [[{{Asexuality}} minus himself]], complete with gushing about the staff in their [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/file-phleboto.png personnel]] [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/file-tori.png files]] and setting them dates.
--> '''Dr. Phage's File On Molly:''' Molly's gruff exterior can be disconcerting to her fellow staffers, but I believe she may benefit from more assignments working directly with Phleboto… they would be really cute together.
* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Yogurt. Phage carries an infinite supply in his personal inventory.
* VillainEpisode: For a brief time, the Commentators suddenly find themselves [[HearingVoices playing advisor to HIM.]]
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[[folder: Dr. Phleboto Mizer]]
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[[caption-width-right:286: Always sticking his neck out for his boss.]]
--> '''Dr. H. M. Phage, T. E.''': (talking to Dr. Mizer) Aw, STINKBEANS! It evaporated already!
--> ...What? Of COURSE they do. They always do!
--> ...Oh, fine, you can look, but don't expect to find much more than smelly residue and a half-eaten wallet, like the last one.
Dr. Phage's hulking and intimidating assistant. He's actually a pretty normal-looking guy, if you can get past the large rusty syringe attached to his spindly neck. He's renowned for his talents as a top-notch transfusionator.
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* GeniusBruiser: If Dr. Man is to be believed.
--> '''Dr. Man''': Fine young lad. Best transfusionator in the range. Cutting edge procedure. Shifts zones without entanglement.
* OnlySaneMan: Catches onto the properties of grey-zoners faster than Dr. Phage, and generally seems to have more common sense.
* PunnyName: "Phlebotomize" means "to draw blood".
* StupidSexyFlanders: He inspires this reaction in Dr. Phage.
--> '''Dr. Phage's File On Dr. Mizer:''' He's a loose cannon, that Pheleboto! He's just lucky he's so valuable to this operation and smells so nice and there's such an intriguing sensitivity he tries to hide so deeply beneath his rugged exterior and strong hands.
* SurrealSymbolicHeads: Dr. Mizer has a giant syringe for a head.
* TheVoiceless: We never see or hear him speak, though his co-workers have.
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[[folder: Nurse Molly Curdle]]
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[[caption-width-right:350: Hugging not recommended.]]
--> '''Depressed Spleen''': Ah, yes, the nurse. I do believe she's on orders to keep anyone from leaving the exam ward while the hospital is on alert. Don't bother trying to outrun her; she may look almost as awkward, slovenly, absent minded and devoid of taste as yourself, and she is all of those things, but she can also move exactly as fast as she wants. If you're thinking of having a go at her with that toothpick of yours, I'm loathe to admit that the results would be far worse for you than for her, as fleetingly amused as I'd be by the spectacle. You'd be lucky if they cared enough to put your skin back on.
An animate pile of spent syringes and other medical refuse given form by a pink garbage bag and currently employed by the hospital as a nurse. Most of her duties consist of ensuring that patients ''stay'' in their designated wards, ''no matter what.''
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* AllThereInTheManual: So far, Nurse Molly's surname is only mentioned in the bonus materials library.
* BattleaxeNurse
* BlobMonster: Without her bag, [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/099.html she's this]].
* FlorenceNightingaleEffect: [[spoiler: Seems she likes miserable mopers suffering from diarrhea of the mouth.]]
* PardonMyKlingon: Molly's words are rendered in Wingdings font, and... well...
--> '''Dr. Phage''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/317.html (entering in while Molly's working on The Spleen)]] Molly! This is no time to be playing around in unoccupied rooms!
--> '''Molly''': ('translated' from Wingdings) [[spoiler: Fuck fuck! Shit piss fuck ass cock puke!]]
--> '''Dr. Phage''': I'm fine. You?
* PunnyName: 'Molly Curdle' with 'mollycoddle.'
* TheQuiet: To the point of being initially presumed to be TheSpeechless. But it's probably just as well that Molly keeps silent 99% of the time. Because, as it turns out, this walking bag of garbage is quite the [[LadySwearsALot trash]] [[StealthPun talker.]]
* {{Sadist}}: Gets a thrill out of slaughtering patients brutally.
--> '''Dr. Phage''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/327.html Ah, lovely family!]] Too bad you'll have to purge them.
--> ''[Molly pumps her fists in a show of joy.]''
--> '''Dr. Phage''': No "game" this time, just be quick.
* SpikesOfDoom: Poor Ms. Green.
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[[folder:Dr. Circula Tori]]
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[[caption-width-right:342:Perfect time for the anesthesia to wear off.]]
--> '''Dr. Tori''': (while performing surgery on Ms. Green) ...You can do this, Tori.....it's just like making a sandcastle....
The head of surgery at the hospital, Dr. Tori is responsible for patching up Ms. Green each time she dies.
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* GeniusDitz: She manages to slap together Ms. Green back together each time. [[spoiler:Nevertheless she still leaves her key card inside Ms. Green the first time she operates on her.]]
* ImpossibleHourglassFigure: Her blood vessels forms this kind of figure.
* MsFanservice: Despite being mostly a bundle of blood vessels.
* NaughtyNurseOutfit
* NervousWreck: Always in a state of high anxiety whenever Ms. Green is under her knife and spork.
* PunnyName: She's an animate network of blood vessels.
* ShrunkenOrgan: Dr. Tori has a peanut for a brain. However, it's not actually hers--her [[http://www.patreon.com/creation?hid=1075202 character file]] reveals that she removed it from a cadaver, though the staff seems to believe it's a grey-zone brain and helps her in her operations on grey-zone patients.
* SuperDoc: What else would you call someone who can restore a patient's body back to the way it was BEFORE it was shoved into a meat grinder?
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[[folder: Zoe]]
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[[caption-width-right:345: Working hard at hardly working.]]
--> '''Ms. Green''': Uh, hi there?
--> '''Zoe''': Hm.
A large mass of protoplasm, who serves as Dr. Phage's secretary (even though she isn't always thrilled by it). Despite having virtually no ability to verbally communicate, she's one of the more empathetic members of the hospital's staff.
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* {{Bookworm}}: She's never seen without a tome.
* CovertPervert: Maybe. Just look at what's on her computer monitor.
* TheHeart: She's one of the few hospital staff member to emphasize with Ms. Green's desperate search for her son.
* MegaMicrobes: Zoe's a giant amoeba.
* ProfessionalSlacker
* SassySecretary: It's very clear that she's weary of Phage and disinterested in her work.
* SilentSnarker
* TheSpeechless: The most she's done yet, in terms of vocalizing her thoughts, is several variations on 'Hm.'
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[[folder: Dr. Man]]
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[[caption-width-right:324:Wonder what was on his resume that endeared him to this hospital's hiring staff?]]
--> '''Ms. Green''': But where did you ''come'' from?
--> '''Dr. Man''': Virginia.
--> '''Ms. Green''': And how did you get here?
--> '''Dr. Man''': Walked.
A human(?!) doctor who walked to the Hospital from his native Virginia. Specializing in patients from the paraviolet zone, he's nonetheless familiar with grey-zoner anatomy. Has a serious beef with Dr. Phage.
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* AmbiguouslyEvil
* AnOddPlaceToSleep: On his feet, facing his window.
* BerserkButton: Dr. Phage, not that the mention of him affects anything but his [[SuddenlyShouting volume]].
* CheshireCatGrin
* DartboardOfHate: Well, not an ''actual'' dartboard, but the trope is still in effect. He has a poster of a virus that resembles Dr. Phage on one of the walls of his office, with three darts sticking in the "head" of the virus.
* DissonantSerenity: His creepy smile never wavers.
* EveryoneHasStandards: According to Lexis, Dr. Man fought against the unexistalizer being an ''option'' with Ms. Green's son.
--> '''Lexis''': Of course, even Man was completely against the unexistalizer, said it was unethical, said it wouldn't work anyway...pretty sure he was trying to sabotage the thing not long before you last came to.
* MathematiciansAnswer: As his quote shows.
* NothingIsScarier: His reveal as a ''human'' was creepier than any monster he could possibly be.
* SpeciesSurname: Dr. Man is a doctor man. We've yet to learn his [[LastNameBasis first name.]]
* StepfordSmiler: In addition to his unwavering smile, his mildly affable jokes convey this quality as well.
--> '''Dr. Man''': (spotting Ms. Green at his door) Ahh. Visitors. It's not locked. Yet. Ha ha. Doctor jokes.
* TokenHuman
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[[folder: Dr. Phage's Shadowy Colleagues]]
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[[caption-width-right:100:#1]]
--> '''Colleague #1''': (referring to Ms. Green's Son) That's one juicy-looking pooch. When's lunch?
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[[caption-width-right:100:#2]]
--> '''Colleague #2''': The, ahh, word you intended was "hypothesis," but there are no mere hypotheses; all that can be imagined already must exist in one perception or another, or, ah, nothing else could exist that would ever conceive of it, In fact, the, uh, grey itself may serve as-
[[quoteright:100:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/icon_mystery2.png]]
[[caption-width-right:100:#3]]
--> '''Colleague #3''': WHATEVER, GUYS. Just fill its holes in. Or drill it some holes. Drill it some holes and fill them in. It'll be fine.
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[[caption-width-right:100:#4]]
--> '''Colleague #4''': Didn't it come in with it'ssshhh progenator? Why don't we jusht shtick it back where it came from? Problem ssssholved.
[[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/191.html At some uncertain point in time]] that could've occurred either before or after Ms. Green first awoke in The Hospital, Dr. Phage brought some medical colleagues to examine the mystifying oddity that was Ms. Green's son, and then put their heads together and determine what should be done with him. Besides Dr. Phage, himself, four others had thoughts to voice at this meeting.
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* DepravedDentist: Colleague #3. Just look at his quote. There's a very excellent likelihood that Colleague #3 may be none other than [[http://www.bogleech.com/creepy/creepybog-doctordementist.html Dr. Dementist]] from the Noisy Tenant creepypasta of the same name.
* EatsBabies: Dogs are apparently a staple of Colleague #1's diet. Very worryingly, he insists Ms. Green's baby ''is'' a dog, and the sight of the boy whets his appetite. He is almost certainly [[http://www.bogleech.com/creepy/creepybog-drfleagood.html Dr. Fleagood]] from the fourth Noisy Tenant creepypasta.
* MadnessMantra: CURE, CONTAIN, OR ERASE.
* NoNameGiven: The Colleagues all have [[MyNameIsQuestionMarks "???"]] as placeholders.
* SesquipedalianLoquaciousness: Colleague #2 is big on circumlocution, small on actual medical counsel.
* ShoutOut: Colleague #1 unintentionally gives one to [[http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Dogscape The Dogscape.]]
--> '''Colleague #1''': It's ''all'' dog. All of it. Delicious.
* SinisterSilhouettes: Solid silhouettes with big white question marks in their centers, at that.
* ThisIsWrongOnSoManyLevels: Colleague #4's proposal that Ms. Green's son should be shoved back up her birth canal... just as one would return an unwanted birthday present back in the box it was pulled out from.
* YouAreNumberSix: Until their actual names are revealed, we'll have to refer to them by the order which they spoke in their EarlyBirdCameo scene.
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[[folder: Maternity Ward Door]]
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[[caption-width-right:344:If he'd been this way to Ms. Green, 95% of this webcomic's plot wouldn't have even happened.]]
--> Flecked with rust, [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/016.html the immovable steel door]] has some sort of security lock on it. You can see only blackness through the bars, and the faint sounds you can hear remind you more of a sawmill or assembly line than a hospital ward. Buzzing, grinding, clanking and wet splatters echo deep in the darkness. The hastily painted insignia appears to represent an embryo. You don't feel well. You have no hope of guessing the combination if this is where you need to go, but someone or something else here has to know it. For now, you're going to check the other exam rooms. If they put you in one, couldn't they have put your son in one too?
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* ImaginaryFriend: Uh, perhaps? On one hand, the huge impregnable door leading into the maternity ward definitely ''isn't'' imaginary. But so far, the only time it's even talked and shown a sapient personality is from [[UnreliableNarrator Dr. Phage's POV.]]
* {{Jerkass}}
--> '''Ms. Green''': So uh, you know anything about the password to that big, rusty metal door down the exam hall?
--> '''Double Doors''': Oh man, what a ''jerk.'' What a ''complete and utter jerk,'' [[EvenEvilHasStandards that guy.]] Sorry, you won't get anything out of him.
* LockedDoor: Very FIRMLY locked against Ms. Green. In order to reach her baby son, she'll need to discover its password.
* SuddenlyVoiced: As pictured. Of course, this taken from the viewpoint of Dr. Phage, who also imagined [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/316.html a fountain]] just outside [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/092.html his office.]]
* SycophanticServant
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