History BetterThanItSounds / Other

* [[spoiler:The skeletal/muscular system]]: No matter how you're positioned, half of the meat in your body is going to be stretched tightly to dense mineral deposits in your body. If you move, that half relaxes, but the ''other'' half stretches. All this meat is stretched tight enough that if you were able to cut them, they'd ''snap''.

*** [[spoiler:''Mr.Wolffy, Mr.Right!]]: That guy becomes a human and stars in an office sitcom.

* [[spoiler:Eastern Animation]]: Gray, choppy doodles flashed very fast that are not Western or Japanese in origin.

** [[spoiler:Orgasm]] A highly sensitive part of the body begins spasming and spurting fluid. Considered the end goal of the "exhausting, dangerous, messy and uncomfortable" activity mentioned above.

* [[spoiler: Brain]] A 3 pound lump of meat consisting mostly of fat.

** [[spoiler:''ThreeThousandWhysOfBlueCat'']]: {{Funny Animal}}s spend time watching science videos.

** [[spoiler:''Animation/{{Lamput}}'']]: Scientists can't keep their creations in their lab.

** [[spoiler:''Animation/MiracleStar'']]: A [[TheMockBuster rip-off cartoon]] that advertises milk.

* [[spoiler:Evolution]]: A process that primarily consists of copying things. But it keeps getting it wrong. Most of the time this ends in the sad consequence of its mistake dying but sometimes it instead results in something else dying instead.

* [[spoiler: Brain]] A 3 point lump of meat consisting mostly of fat.

** [[spoiler:{{Epic Movie}}s]]: A body of work with an inflated sense of ambition and importance (and budget). A source rich in HypeBacklash and FanDumb.

* [[spoiler:Jigsaw Puzzles]]: Someone draws a picture or takes a photo, then cuts it up into tiny pieces. Other people spend hours putting the picture back together, only to take it apart again later.

* [[spoiler:[[ChemistryCanDoAnything Chemistry]]: People mix things with other things and hope something cool happens.

* [[spoiler:Edmund Gettier]]: A guy who upset many people by writing a very short paper about people who may or may not get a job, may or may not own Fords, and may or may not be in Barcelona.