History BadassBoast / WesternAnimation

** And played straight by Doctor Fate in "Revelation" when the Joker makes his mass TakingYouWithMe attempt via lots and lots of Joker venom spores.

** At the end of Daemon Rising, the credits give an altered voiceover from Hexidecimal that goes as such:
---->'''Hexadecimal''': I infect the entire Net. I have spread through systems, peoples and cities from this place: Mainframe. My format... ''VIRUS!'' The Queen of ''CHAOS!'' [[EvilLaugh HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAA HA HA HA!]]

* Often used by in ''WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes'' by Yosemite Sam -- "the roughest, toughest he-man stuffest hombre that's ever crossed the Rio Grande. An' I ain't no namby-pamby." KarmicTrickster WesternAnimation/BugsBunny is never impressed.

-->'''Richard Nixon's Head''': [[PunctuatedForEmphasis NIXON ALWAYS WINS! AROOOOOO!!!]]

-->'''Trevor''': When you get back to whatever steaming underworld shithole you came from, you tell them: there are still [[BadassFamily Belmonts]] up here!

--->'''Earth Bender:''' Surrender yourselves! It's five against two. You're clearly outnumbered.\\

* In ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyAndFriends,'' back before you'd ever imagine anything could ever be badass about this franchise,[[note]]Mostly due to lack of experience with it; *most* G1 episodes were adventures along the line of FIM season premieres.[[/note]] "Bright Lights" has a point where the ponies figure out how they might stop the BigBad, but "that would take an army." Megan brings one: the flutter ponies. They get an ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxAQHzORCkA entire song]]'' consisting of Badass Boasting as they deal with the bad guys who once [[spoiler: stole the shadows and thus the LifeEnergy]] of an ''entire town'' in no more time than it takes to sing it:
-->We are the Flutter Ponies - better run and hide!\\

Onward, onward, Flutter Ponies - victory is sweet!
* Parodied in the ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' episode [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS2E2TheReturnOfHarmonyPart2 "The Return of Harmony"]]:
-->'''Pinkie Pie:''' You better THINK before you laugh at the PINK! ''(*pause*)'' ...ie Pie!
** Played straight by ''[[BewareTheNiceOnes Fluttershy]]'' of all ponies, whether it's towards a dragon that has defeated her comrades simply by waking up, a cockatrice that is actively [[TakenForGranite turning her into stone]], an ElementalEmbodiment of chaos, or other foes:
--->'''Fluttershy''': You do ''not''. Hurt. My. Friends.
** And then from ''[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS2E26ACanterlotWeddingPart2 A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2]]'', Princess Celestia delivers the most badass line in the entire series. [[spoiler: But sadly she ends up losing the fight against Queen Chrysalis.]]
--->'''Queen Chrysalis:''' Soon, my Changeling army will break through. First, we take over Canterlot, then ''all'' of Equestria!\\

* Slade from ''WesternAnimation/TeenTitans'' in the episode "Haunted".
-->'''Slade:''' No, Robin, I won't stop. Not now, not ever. I am the thing that keeps you up at night. The evil that haunts every dark corner of your mind. I will never rest. And neither will you.

-->'''Jackie''': [[WhatTheHellAreYou Who... ''What'' are you?]]\\

* The ''WesternAnimation/UltimateSpiderMan'' episode "Blade" gets a pretty good one from the titular character:
-->'''Blade:''' There are worse threats out here tonight than [[OurVampiresAreDifferent these things]].\\

* Multiple times throughout ''Monsuno'' Such as this bit from an early episode
-->'''Chase''': You were a danger to me. You were a danger to my friends, and if you don't get out of my way, I'm the one who's going to be a danger to you.

* ''WesternAnimation/DuckTales2017'' has this hilarious moment after Donald gets a temporary new voice that makes him make sense.

* The ''WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes'' short, "WesternAnimation/WildAndWoolyHare":

* The ''WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes'' short, "Wild and Wooly Hare":

-->''Surprised? Don't be, you're not worth it. Mainframe will always endure. Remember this defeat, this humiliation, and know that you can never win.''
** Megabyte responds to this by pushing himself off the building and then saying: ''No, '''you''' remember, boy. How I turned defeat into victory. How I left you with a dying system.''

--->'''Hexadecimal''': I infect the entire Net. I have spread through systems, peoples and cities from this place: Mainframe. My format... ''VIRUS!'' The Queen of ''CHAOS!'' [[EvilLaugh HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAA HA HA HA!]]

'''Jerry:''' Look where being smart got you.

Darkseid spits these out like hot fire. The following is how he addressed the warring sides of the Apocalyptic factions seeking to take over in his absence (they immediately cease hostilities when Darkseid shows up):

-->'''Richard Nixon's Head''': NIXON ALWAYS WINS!! AROOOOOO!!!

** Pearl has this exchange after evading the law in "Last One Out Of Beach City":
-->'''Steven:''' That's the most scared I've been since you almost let me die! You're a criminal now!\\

* ''WesternAnimation/AdventureTime'':
** The Lich delivers one to Finn during Escape from the Citadel "You are alone, child. There is only darkness for you, and only death for your people. These ancients are just the beginning. I will command a great and terrible army, and we will sail to a billion worlds. We will sail until every light has been extinguished. You are strong, child, but I am beyond strength. I am the end, and I have come for you, Finn."

--> ''Allow me to impress upon you the severe mistake you have made. For years my conduct has been largely benign. And yet, without provocation, you have severed our détente and forced me to unleash upon you the vengeful flames of a thousand suns. You shall curse your mothers for the day of your birth. So, go now, go, and begin your life of fear, knowing that when you least expect it, the looming sword of Damocles will crash down upon you, cleaving you in twain and as you gaze upon the smoking wreckage that was once your life, you will regret the day you crossed the WRONG FISH!! ''
* ''WesternAnimation/Archer'': Do not mess with Sterling's daughter.
--> Archer: So here's the thing, Farooq. I don't know about any stories, but whatever badass shit that you heard I did? You really need some context, because pretty much my whole life, pretty much right up until this minute my default setting has been half-assed. (cracks knuckles) But that was before I had a child. A child you threatened to harm. A child, I just realised, who's probably on her way up to the roof so Aunt Pam can swat at biplanes! So imagine, as I literally beat you to death - Hang on... Yeah, literally - that a giant hand has turned my dial from half-assed to quadruple-assed!

--> '''Earth Bender:''' "Surrender yourselves! It's five against two. You're clearly outnumbered."
--> '''Uncle Iroh:''' "That's true. But you are clearly outmatched."

--> '''Azula:''' "Well, then, maybe you should worry less about the tides, who've already made up their mind about killing you, and worry more about me, who's still mulling it over..."

-->[[spoiler:'''Aang (speaking with the combined voices of all of the Avatars):''' "Fire Lord Ozai! You and your forefathers have devastated the balance of this world. And now, you shall pay the ultimate price!" ((Said while combining Fire, Earth, Water, and Air into a very powerful spear thing))]]

-->'''Long Feng:''' You have beaten me at my own game.
-->'''Azula:''' [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome Don't flatter yourself. You were never even a player.]]

--> '''Korra''': I'm the Avatar! You gotta deal with it!
** Vaatu gets a good one in the two-part episode "Beginnings."
--> I lived ten thousand lifetimes before the first of your kind ''crawled out of the mud!'' It was '''I''' who broke through the divide that separated the plane of Spirits from the material world! To hate me is to give me ''breath.'' To fight me is to give me ''strength.'' Now prepare to face '''oblivion!'''

--> Haven't you heard the legends? [[PreAssKickingOneLiner I'm not a regular human anymore.]]

-->'''Korra:'''You tossed me around like a rag doll all day...\\

-->'''Fixit''': You're pretty strong for some clown who thinks he's Batman!\\

--> ''"I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end. I am that which was, which is, and is yet to come! And you will know my name is'' MEGATRON, ''when I lay my vengence upon you!"''

-->'''Quickstrike''': A warrior without weapons is-
-->'''Dinobot''': A warrior STILL!

-->'''Trevor''': I'm Trevor fucking Belmont, and I've never lost a fight to man nor fucking beast! ...[[OhCrap Oh shit!]] (''gets beaned with a chair'')

-->'''Trevor''': I don't know any of you. But that doesn't matter, does it? My family, the family you [[HeroWithBadPublicity demonized and excommunicated]], has fought and died through generations for this country. We do this thing... for Wallachia, and her people. We don't have to know you all. [[WeHelpTheHelpless We do it anyway]]. And it's not the dying that frightens us; it's never having stood up and fought for you. I'm Trevor Belmont. Of the House of Belmont. And dying... has ''never'' frightened me.

-->''*I* am [[CardCarryingVillain the most fiendish terror]] [[OmnicidalManiac that flaps in the darkest night]]! I am [[WalkingWasteland the skunk that pollutes your air]]! I. Am. '''[=NegaDuck=]'''! [EvilLaugh]''

-->'''Zoidberg''': My name isn't Slick, it's Zoidberg. JOHN [[SoundEffectBleep F***]] ZOIDBERG!

-->'''Professor Farnsworth''': I can wire anything directly into anything! I'm TheProfessor!
* In ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls'', Grunkle Stan give one in "Scary-Oke" while fighting off zombies.
--> '''Grunkle Stan''': Alright you undead jerks, ready to die '''twice'''!

** Captain Black occasionally gives a few, including this memorable boast from the episode "Black Magic".
-->'''Tarakudo''': Captain Black. We've never been formally introduced. I am Tarakudo. King of all Shadowkhan. You may bow.\\

** And in part 1 of the series finale, "Destroyer," Darkseid lives again - and expresses his appreciation to those who have inadvertently caused his resurrection:
--> '''Darkseid:''' Though your world will suffer slowly, I grant you a quick death.
* {{Superman}}'s WorldOfCardboardSpeech in ''[[WesternAnimation/JusticeLeague Justice League Unlimited]].''

-->'''Doomsday''': (''Lord!Superman punches him'') You think ''that'' can hurt me!? (''stomps on Lord!Superman'') My skin can withstand a nuclear explosion! (''Neck Lifts him'') My bones are... (''Lord!Superman fires heat vision into his head'') my booooones...

-->'''Superman''': (''to Darkseid'') Any minute now, Brainiac would explode. And guess what? You're going with him.

** And this exchange between WonderWoman and Superman while they and GreenLantern charge the flagship and support of an alien army that had defeated them before:
---> '''Wonder Woman:''' "Pretty bad odds."
---> '''Superman:''' "Yeah. They don't stand a chance."

---> '''Aquaman:''' Give me the names of those responsible. Then dig more graves.
* Franchise/{{Batman}} also delivers this beauty to his EvilCounterpart [[OmnicidalManiac Owlman]] in the made-for-DVD ''WesternAnimation/JusticeLeagueCrisisOnTwoEarths''. "There is a difference between you and me. We've both looked into the abyss. But when it looked back at us, you ''blinked.''"
** Ultraman gets a number of these, which straddle the line between {{Narm}} and awesome.

--> '''Ron'''(reading Kim's webpage): "Kim Possible: she can do anything." I dunno, KP, it sounds kinda braggy.
--> '''Kim''': It's like a commercial, Ron. It's supposed to be braggy.

-->'''Norman:'''"I eat aliens for breakfast.\\
'''Max:''' "See? They're even part of his balanced diet!"

* Parodied in the ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' episode, [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS2E2TheReturnOfHarmonyPart2 "The Return of Harmony"]]:
-->'''Pinkie Pie:''' You better THINK before you laugh at the PINK! ''(*pause*)'' ...ie Pie!
** Played straight by ''[[BewareTheNiceOnes Fluttershy]]'' of all ponies, whether it's towards a dragon that has defeated her comrades simply by waking up, a cockatrice that is actively [[TakenForGranite turning her into stone]], an ElementalEmbodiment of chaos, or other foes:
--->'''Fluttershy''': You do ''not''. Hurt. My. Friends.
** And then from ''[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS2E26ACanterlotWeddingPart2 A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2]]'', Princess Celestia delivers the most badass line in the entire series. [[spoiler: But sadly she ends up losing the fight against Queen Chrysalis.]]
--> '''Queen Chrysalis:''' Soon, my Changeling army will break through. First, we take over Canterlot, then ''all'' of Equestria!
--> '''Princess Celestia:''' No, you won't. You may have made it impossible for Shining Armor to cast his spell, but now that you have ''so foolishly'' revealed your true self...''*cue charge*''...I can protect my subjects...from you!

-->We are the Flutter Ponies - better run and hide!
-->We can zig and zag and zoom up and down and side to side
-->We are the Flutter Ponies, now you've met your match!
-->Faster than a lightning bolt, we're impossible to catch!
-->Too bad for you we found you, for soon as we surround you
-->Your powers will melt away like butter
-->Doesn't help to fume and sputter
-->Nothing can withstand our [[BlowYouAway Utter Flutter]]!
-->Challenge the Flutter Ponies and you'll meet defeat!
-->Onward, onward, Flutter Ponies - victory is sweet!
* In the [[Creator/RankinBassProductions Rankin-Bass]] adaptation of ''WesternAnimation/TheHobbit'', Smaug the dragon's boast to Bilbo gets an additional boost from being voiced by Richard Boone.

* In the episode of ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb'', ''The Belly of the Beast'', Candace has really gotten into her role as captain of a ship, set out to bust her brothers:

* ''WesternAnimation/{{Rango}}'''s boast to the townsfolk of Dirt. It's all a lie, but ''damn'' if it doesn't sound cool.
--> You might say I'm from everywhere there's trouble to be found and hell to be raised. You might say I'm what Hell already raised up. They call me... ''[[LineOfSightName Rango.]]''

-->'''Hexadecimal''': I infect the entire Net. I have spread through systems, peoples and cities from this place: Mainframe. My format... ''VIRUS!'' The Queen of ''CHAOS!'' [[EvilLaugh HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAA HA HA HA!]]

--> '''Jerry:''' I'm Mr. Crowbar. And this is my friend, who is also a crowbar.
--> '''Monster:''' That's... stupid.
--> (Cue beating)
--> '''Jerry:''' Look where being smart got you.

--->'''The Guardian:''' For countless eons I have guarded this magical power of time travel. '''All''' have been denied, from the mightiest of giants, to the tiniest of warriors. You see samurai, only one man has been prophesized to defeat me. And that man is the only man who can use this time passage. And you, my man... ain't that man.

---> Mr. Passenger: We're going to float like a butterfly and sting like a 5-ton locomotive.

-->'''Lisa:''' "Oh yeah? Well I eat Froot Loops for ''breakfast''!
* ''Disney/SleepingBeauty'' villain Maleficent, right before going all OneWingedAngel: "Now shall you deal with ''me'', O Prince... and all the powers of '''HELL!"''' Complete with reaction shot from Prince Philip, looking like he's just soiled his pants.
** And a little earlier: "You poor, pitiful fools, thinking you could defeat me -- ''me'', the Mistress of ''all evil!''"

-->'''Reg:''' Welcome to the Salty Spittoon how tough are ya'?
-->'''Fish:''' How tough am I? How tough AM I!? I had a bowl of nails for breakfast this morning!
-->'''Reg:''' Pfft, yeah, so?
-->'''Fish:''' ''[[UpToEleven Without any milk.]]''
-->'''Reg:''' Go on ahead inside, sorry to keep you waiting!
* ''WesternAnimation/StarWarsRebels'':

--->'''Vader''': Anakin Skywalker was weak. I destroyed him.\\
'''Ahsoka''': Then I will avenge his death!\\
'''Vader''': [[HeWhoFightsMonsters Revenge is not the Jedi way]].\\
'''Ahsoka''': [[DefectorFromDecadence I am NO Jedi!]]

-->Steven: That's the most scared I've been since you almost let me die! You're a criminal now!
-->Pearl: "Now"? I've been a criminal for 6,000 years.

--> ''This is Garnet, [[FusionDance back together]], and I'm never going down at the hands of you'',
--> '''Cause I'm so much better''
--> ''And every part of me is saying, "Go get her!"''

* Slade from ''WesternAnimation/TeenTitans'' in the episode "Haunted."

* WesternAnimation/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2003:

* ''WesternAnimation/TurtlesForever'':
** "What fools are these, so weary of life, that they take the name of the Shredder, MY NAME, in vain?"
** Followed rather nicely with:
--> '''Leo''': If there's one constant in the multiverse, it's the Shredder's ''big fat ego!''

-->'''Player:''' You didn't contact aliens.
-->'''Carmen:''' Maybe not this time. But if I ever do, the stars of the sky won't be safe from me, Player.

--> '''Amanda Waller:''' [[TooCleverByHalf (Sadly, she really cannot sustain her words).]] ''Belle Reve's walls are thick enough to hold Superman. We know - we've checked. No one's ever escaped Belle Reve. No one ever will.''
-->'''The Riddler:''' ([[UnderestimatingBadassery It does not sound so awesome...]] [[TwistEnding until the end of the episode]]). ''No one can say the Riddler goes where he's not wanted.''

-->'''Wonder Girl:''' Listen, ahh...Black Beetle! You're totally outnumbered. Open those doors, and we'll go easy on you!\\

--> Fear not! Fate has intervened!

* WesternAnimation/Archer: Do not mess with Sterling's daughter.