History BadassBoast / WebOriginal

22nd May '16 1:31:37 PM rjd1922
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* From JustForFun/PokemonVietnameseCrystal, as [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=SdYedd0dD7s#t=445s made famous]] by LetsPlay/DeliciousCinnamon.
--> '''Chedr''': I AM VERY DISGUSTED WITH THE [[FreudianSlip TRASHY]] MAN. IN SPITE OF THE [[{{Mons}} MONSTER]], AND THE [[FluffyTamer COACH]], ONLY [[YouKeepUsingThatWord TRASHY]], I WILL [[ToBeAMaster BEAT DOWN THEM ALL]]. FOR THIS I MUST STRENGTHEN MYSELF. THE MONSTER IS THE SAME TOO, [[GottaCatchThemAll COLLECT ALL THE TRASHY, RIGHTEOUS FELLOW]] [[WordSaladPhilosophy ALL ARE UNPARDONABLE]]. YOU DON'T AFFECT ME. [[MemeticMutation THE TRASHY STROLLING IS AN EYESORE]]!

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* From JustForFun/PokemonVietnameseCrystal, ''JustForFun/PokemonVietnameseCrystal'', as [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=SdYedd0dD7s#t=445s made famous]] by LetsPlay/DeliciousCinnamon.
--> '''Chedr''': I AM VERY DISGUSTED WITH THE [[FreudianSlip TRASHY]] MAN.[[ThePigpen TRASHY MAN]]. IN SPITE OF THE [[{{Mons}} MONSTER]], AND THE [[FluffyTamer COACH]], ONLY [[YouKeepUsingThatWord TRASHY]], I WILL [[ToBeAMaster BEAT DOWN THEM ALL]]. FOR THIS I MUST STRENGTHEN MYSELF. THE MONSTER IS THE SAME TOO, [[GottaCatchThemAll COLLECT ALL THE TRASHY, RIGHTEOUS FELLOW]] [[WordSaladPhilosophy [[ThisIsUnforgiveable ALL ARE UNPARDONABLE]]. YOU DON'T AFFECT ME. [[MemeticMutation THE TRASHY STROLLING IS AN EYESORE]]!
7th Apr '16 5:58:56 PM Mr.Bubbles
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** Wolverine does one during his fight with Raiden, who inquires about his extreme durability.
-->'''Raiden:''' Are you some kind of cyborg?
-->'''Wolverine:''' Well, my bones are covered in the strongest metal around. [[DeadpanSnarker Does that count?]]
3rd Mar '16 9:00:38 PM thatmadork
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** In "Heroes and Monsters", Adam Taurus vows to deliver onto mankind the justice it so greatly deserves, and also vows to destroy everything Blake loves. [[spoiler:[[NightmareFuel And he starts]] [[KnightOfCerebus with Yang]].]]
25th Jan '16 11:56:07 AM DannWoolf
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'''Freeza:''' No you [[PrecisionFStrike F****ng]] don't...!\\

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'''Freeza:''' No you [[PrecisionFStrike F****ng]] f****ng]] don't...!\\
12th Jan '16 9:31:14 PM sgamer82
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* ''Podcast/ThrillingAdventureHour:''

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* ''Podcast/ThrillingAdventureHour:''''Podcast/TheThrillingAdventureHour:''
23rd Dec '15 5:23:25 PM Blazer
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-->'''Freeza''': Okay, seriously, first off... Super Saiyan. What is that, what even is that? I'll tell you what it is. It's just some stupid legend passed by your filthy monkey ancestors around a campfire like it was their own dung. Let me tell you Vegeta, I don't deal in legends... I deal in facts. And here's a fact; by the end of this, you are going to be crying... like a little bitch.

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-->'''Freeza''': --->'''Freeza''': Okay, seriously, first off... Super Saiyan. What is that, what even is that? I'll tell you what it is. It's just some stupid legend passed by your filthy monkey ancestors around a campfire like it was their own dung. Let me tell you Vegeta, I don't deal in legends... I deal in facts. And here's a fact; by the end of this, you are going to be crying... like a little bitch.


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** Soon after, when Goku actually ''becomes'' a Super Saiyan, he gives one in his own {{Cloudcuckoolander}} way:
--->'''Freeza:''' You... You're different. What happened? What the hell ''are you''?\\
'''Goku:''' Can't you tell, Freezer? It's just like Vegeta said.\\
'''Freeza:''' No you [[PrecisionFStrike F****ng]] don't...!\\
'''Goku:''' I am the hope of the Omniverse. I am the lightbulb in the darkness. I am the bacon in the fridge for all living things who cry out in hunger! I am the Alpha and the Amiga! [[WesternAnimation/DarkwingDuck I am the terror that flaps in the night!]] ''I am Son Goku! And I am a Super--!'' (''[[ShutUpKirk Freeza shoots him in the head]], [[NoSell Goku leans his head back, unaffected]]'') ...Saiyan.
19th Oct '15 12:31:22 PM Gwyddone
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* In Literature/DeadWest, this is done by Gervas Klarenfeld with two calm sentences. He just met his best friend's overbearing FourStarBadass KnightTemplarBigBrother, and there is a fight approaching. As the Porcelain Doctor is a medic, he cannot fight without an explicit attack first, so our narrator quickly promises to fight instead of him. Cedric, the older [=MacArkill=] starts to make threats for what might happen to our beloved Prussian if his little brother suffers even a minor scratch, but Gervas calmly interrupts him.
--> "I am sorry, your Grace, but the enemy seems to be approaching fast. We will discuss your pastimes including the deceased later."
** Cue to a smirk and Cedric stating that he rather likes this dog, and Gervas don't even have to sleep in the kennel if he survives this.
10th Oct '15 7:56:45 PM sgamer82
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* In the ''Podcast/ThrillingAdventureHour's'' final "Beyond Belief" segment, "It's a Bad Bad Bad Bad Bad Bad Bad Bad World", Nightmares the Clown thinks he has the Doyles on the ropes, forcing upon them their two greatest fears, [[TheAlcoholic sobriety]] and [[HappilyMarried being separated from one another by an eternal wall]] and preparing to sic bloodthirsty monsters and enchanted animals on them. The result is a Badass Boast that makes the monsters back down and causes [[EmotionEater fear-eating]] Nightmares to realize that [[spoiler:he's scared of Frank and Sadie Doyle]].
-->'''Sadie:''' With a word, we could summon a demon friend or a guard who owes us a favor to knock down this wall between us; but then you'd bulid another one or come up with a darker way to remove us from each other. So instead we'll let you in on a little secret.\\
'''Frank:''' You see, one of the things I love about Sadie is who she has made me. Who I am in her company. Without her and thanks to you, actually, Nightmares, I was quite the monster hunter.\\

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* ''Podcast/ThrillingAdventureHour:''
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In the ''Podcast/ThrillingAdventureHour's'' final "Beyond Belief" segment, "It's a Bad Bad Bad Bad Bad Bad Bad Bad World", Nightmares the Clown thinks he has the Doyles on the ropes, forcing upon them their two greatest fears, [[TheAlcoholic sobriety]] and [[HappilyMarried being separated from one another by an eternal wall]] and preparing to sic bloodthirsty monsters and enchanted animals on them. The result is a Badass Boast that makes the monsters back down and causes [[EmotionEater fear-eating]] Nightmares to realize that [[spoiler:he's scared of Frank and Sadie Doyle]].
-->'''Sadie:''' With a word, we could summon a demon friend or a guard who owes us a favor to knock down this wall between us; but then you'd bulid another one or come up with a darker way to remove us from each other. So instead we'll let you in on a little secret.\\
'''Frank:'''
--->'''Frank:''' You see, one of the things I love about Sadie is who she has made me. Who I am in her company. Without her and thanks to you, actually, Nightmares, I was quite the monster hunter.\\



'''Frank:''' Me! On the one hand, I would like to see what she does to you but on the other, I may have to faint a stomach for it.\\
'''Sadie:''' Yes, do try your luck with Sadie.\\
'''Frank:''' Oh, do not fall for that.\\
'''Sadie:''' Our love is the best. Do you care to see our worst?

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'''Frank:''' Me! On Me!
** Phillip Fathom,
the one hand, Deep Sea Detective, has a boast parodying Batman's "I am vengeance, I would like to see what she does to you but am the night" speech as part of his introduction:
---> "I am the subaquatic darkness! I am the abyssopelagic layer! I exert the pressure of justice
on the other, metazoan creatures who lurk in the deep! [[Film/TheDarkKnight I may have to faint a stomach for it.\\
'''Sadie:''' Yes, do try
am the hero the ocean deserves]]! I am your luck with Sadie.\\
'''Frank:''' Oh, do not fall for that.\\
'''Sadie:''' Our love is
semiamphibious knight! I am... '''Phillip Fathom, the best. Do you care to see our worst?Deep Sea Detective'''!"
7th Oct '15 10:56:15 AM Gamermaster
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--> Walter: Hello. My name is Walter C. Dorneaz, ex-vampire hunter and butler to the Hellsing organization. I answer the door, I clean up the estate, and I take out the trash. And I also kill self-entitled little twats like yourself.

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--> Walter: '''Walter''': Hello. My name is Walter C. Dorneaz, ex-vampire hunter and butler to the Hellsing organization. I answer the door, I clean up the estate, and I take out the trash. And I also kill self-entitled little twats like yourself.
21st Sep '15 5:32:35 AM sgamer82
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'''Frank:''' Me! On the one hand, I would like to see what she does to you but ont he other, I may have to faint a stomach for it.\\

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'''Frank:''' Me! On the one hand, I would like to see what she does to you but ont he on the other, I may have to faint a stomach for it.\\
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