History Awesome / UHF

(''A short extends from the crowd and trips Richard, sending him face-first into a mud puddle. He slowly looks up, his humiliated face covered in muddy water, to see Noodles looking down at him'')\\

* Philo managing to single-handedly destroy R.J. Fletcher's reputation in the community by interrupting Channel 8's signal with one of his own at just the right time. The fact that he does it all without saying a word (only [[PassThePopcorn munching on his popcorn]]) only adds to the awesome.

** Richard rushes through the crowd in a panic, only to be tripped and fall into a mud puddle. Noodles, in an IronicEcho of how Richard tripped him earlier, promptly goes "Aww, did I do that? ''Oopsie!''" Richard can only whine for his dad.

* Stanley Spadowski is CrazyAwesome in general[[note]]and a sad reminder of the incredible talent Michael Richards had[[/note]] but most notably, he singlehandedly turns Uncle Nutsy's Clubhouse, a pathetic, hacky children's show with a bored audience, into Stanley Spadowski's Clubhouse, a goofy, good-natured ratings smash, with imagination and laughs to spare, and becomes a local hero. He goes over so incredibly well with kids that [[PeripheryDemographic even grown men start watching in droves.]]

* "'''[[EarnYourHappyEnding WE DID IT!]] THE STATION'S OURS!!!'''" Cue fireworks spewing from the countdown clock and everyone cheering wildly. Not only does George save U-62, but R.J. Fletcher gets put through a massive (and well deserved) HumiliationConga: Uncle Harvey blows off his threat to sue, an old woman gives him [[GroinAttack a hard kick in the balls]], and an FCC official informs Fletcher that thanks to his comments being broadcast by Philo and Channel 8 having been late in filing its license renewal, his station is being taken off the air immediately. And [[ForWantOfANail all because of a penny he gave to a bum]] (which turned out to be a rare, valuable coin).

* "'''[[EarnYourHappyEnding WE DID IT!]] THE STATION'S OURS!!!'''" Cue fireworks spewing from the countdown clock and everyone cheering wildly. Not only does George save U-62, but R.J. Fletcher gets put through a massive (and well deserved) HumiliationConga: Uncle Harvey blows off his threat to sue, an old woman gives him [[GroinAttack a hard kick in the balls]], and an FCC official informs Fletcher that thanks to his comments being broadcast by Philo and Channel 8 having been late in filing its' license renewal, his station is being taken off the air immediately. And [[ForWantOfANail all because of a penny he gave to a bum]] (which turned out to be a rare, valuable coin).

* Stanley Spadowski's speech about his mop, which doubles as a ShoutOut to {{Film/Network}}. The audience loves it so much that it launches both Stanley and U-62 as a whole into the public spotlight.

* "'''[[EarnYourHappyEnding WE DID IT!]] THE STATION'S OURS!!!'''" Cue fireworks spewing from the countdown clock and everyone cheering wildly. Not only does George save U-62, but R.J. Fletcher gets put through a massive (and well deserved) HumiliationConga: Uncle Harvey blows off his threat to sue, an old woman gives him [[GroinAttack a hard kick in the balls]], and an FCC official informs Fletcher that thanks to his comments being broadcast by Philo and Channel 8 having been late in filing its' license renewal, his station is being taken off the air immediately. And [[ForWantOfANail all because of a penny he gave to a bum]] (which turned out to be a rare, valuable coin).
* Philo managing to single-handedly destroy R.J. Fletcher's reputation in the community by interrupting Channel 8's signal with one of his own at just the right time. The fact that he does it all without saying a word (only [[PassThePopcorn munching on his popcorn]]) only adds to the awesome.
* Stanley Spadowski's speech about his mop, which doubles as a ShoutOut to {{Film/Network}}. The audience loves it so much that it launches both Stanley and U-62 as a whole into the public spotlight.
* Stanley's attempted escape from the villains is seriously badass. And what triggers this daring escape? '''"MY MOOOOOOP!!!!!"'''

* The DVDCommentary reveals Al's awesome memory as he recalls the names of people and addresses for locations just by looking at them.
-->'''Jay Levy:''' "How do you remember all this?"\\
'''Al:''' "Because I was there."

* [[CrazyAwesome Stanley Spadowski]] in general.

* "'''[[EarnYourHappyEnding WE DID IT!]] THE STATION'S OURS!!!'''" Cue fireworks spewing from the countdown clock and everyone cheering wildly. Not only does George save U-62, but R.J. Fletcher gets put through a massive (and well deserved) HumiliationConga: Uncle Harvey blows off his threat to sue, an FCC official informs Fletcher that thanks to his comments being broadcast by Philo and Channel 8 having been late in filing its' license renewal, and Channel 8 is taken off the air. And [[ForWantOfANail all because of a penny he gave to a bum]] (which turned out to be a rare, valuable coin).

* "'''[[EarnYourHappyEnding WE DID IT!]] THE STATION'S OURS!!!'''" Cue fireworks spewing from the countdown clock and everyone cheering wildly.
** Not only does George Newman saves U-62, but R.J. Fletcher gets put through a massive (and well deserved) HumiliationConga: Uncle Harvey blows off his threat to sue, an FCC official informs Fletcher that thanks to his comments being broadcast by Philo and Channel 8 having been late in filing its' license renewal, and Channel 8 is taken off the air. And [[ForWantOfANail all because of a penny he gave to a bum]] (which turned out to be a rare, valuable coin).

* The ending, where not only does George Newman saves U-62: "'''[[EarnYourHappyEnding WE DID IT!]] THE STATION'S OURS!!!'''" And R.J. Fletcher gets put through a massive (and well deserved) HumiliationConga. Everybody gets all excited that U-62 has survived, and fireworks start spewing from the countdown clock. Fletcher gets pissed about it and plans to sue Uncle Harvey, but he just ignores him. Then, an FCC official informs Fletcher that thanks to his comments being broadcast by Philo and Channel 8 having been late in filing its' license renewal, Channel 8 is taken off the air. And all because of a penny he gave to a bum (which turned out to be a rare, valuable coin).

* Stanley's attempted escape from the villains is seriously {{Badass}}. And what triggers this daring escape? '''"MY MOOOOOOP!!!!!"'''

* The ending, where not only does George Newman saves U-62: "'''[[EarnYourHappyEnding WE DID IT!]] THE STATION'S OURS!!!'''" And R.J. Fletcher gets put through a massive (and well deserved) HumiliationConga. Everybody gets all excited that U-62 has survived, and fireworks start spewing from the countdown clock. R.J. Fletcher gets pissed about it and plans to sue Uncle Harvey, but he just ignores him. Then, an FCC official informs Fletcher that thanks to his comments being broadcast by Philo and Channel 8 having been late in filing its' license renewal, Channel 8 is taken off the air. And all because of a penny he gave to a bum (which turned out to be a rare, valuable coin).

* The ending, where not only does George Newman saves U-62: "'''[[EarnYourHappyEnding WE DID IT!]] THE STATION'S OURS!!!'''" but R.J. Fletcher gets put through a massive (and well deserved) HumiliationConga. Everybody gets all excited that U-62 has survived, and fireworks start spewing from the countdown clock. R.J. Fletcher gets pissed about it and plans to sue Uncle Harvey, but he just ignores him. Then, an FCC official informs Fletcher that thanks to his comments being broadcast by Philo and Channel 8 having been late in filing its' license renewal, Channel 8 is taken off the air. And all because of a penny he gave to a bum (which turned out to be a rare, valuable coin).

* The ending, where not only does George Newman saves U-62, but the CorruptCorporateExecutive R.J. Fletcher gets put through a massive (and well deserved) HumiliationConga. And all because of a penny he gave to a bum (which turned out to be a rare, valuable coin)
* Philo manages to single-handedly destroy R.J. Fletcher's reputation in the community by interrupting Channel 8's signal with one of his own at just the right time. The fact that he does it all without saying a word (only [[PassThePopcorn munching on his popcorn]]) only adds to the awesome.

* "'''[[EarnYourHappyEnding WE DID IT!]] THE STATION'S OURS!!!'''" Everybody gets all excited that U-62. Then R.J. Fleischer gets very angry about it and plans to sue U-62. Then, The FCC worker confirmed to R.J. Fleischer that they are revoking his license from that point on, R.J. Fleischer's station is now off the air.

* "'''[[EarnYourHappyEnding WE DID IT!]] THE STATION'S OURS!!!'''"

* ''''"SUPPLIES!"'''' Cue CurbStompBattle.

* ''"SUPPLIES!"'' Cue CurbStompBattle.

'''Al:''' "Because I was there."

* "'''WE DID IT! [[spoiler: THE STATION'S OURS!!!]]'''"

'''Both:''' '''''AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!'''''

* The ending, where not only does George Newman save the Channel 62 Station, but the CorruptCorporateExecutive R.J. Fletcher gets put through a massive (and well deserved) HumiliationConga. And all because of a penny he gave to a bum (which turned out to be a rare, valuable coin)

* George, invigorated by Stanley's surprise success, runs amok at the station with his bizarre, off-the-wall ideas such as ''Wheel of Fish'', ''Raul's Wild Kingdom'', ''Wonderful World of Phlegm'', ''The Volcano Worshiper's Hour'', ''Underwater Bingo For Teens'', and ''Fun With Dirt''. And for once in his underachieving life, his vivid imagination pays off:

* George, invigorated by Stanley's surprise success, runs amuck at the station with his bizarre, off-the-wall ideas such as ''Wheel Of Fish, Raul's Wild Kingdom, Wonderful World Of Phlegm, The Volcano Worshiper's Hour, Underwater Bingo For Teens'' and ''Fun With Dirt.'' And for once in his underachieving life, his vivid imagination pays off:
-->'''George:''' Bob? What'cha got there?
-->'''Bob:''' (in awe) The ratings.
-->'''George:''' Don't tell me we actually showed up on the list.
-->'''Bob:''' [[WhamLine We're number one.]]
-->'''George:''' .....say what?
-->'''Bob:''' We beat out the networks! This is unbelievable! Look at these numbers! We've got three shows in the top 5! ''Stanley Spadowski's Clubhouse'' went through the roof! He got a .60 share! Do you know what this means?! We're finally gonna have some real money! George, ''we're the number one station in town!''
-->'''Both:''' '''''AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!'''''

* Philo manages to single-handedly destroy R.J. Fletcher's reputation in the community by interrupting Channel 8's signal with one of his own at just the right time. The fact that he does it all without saying a word only adds to the awesome.

* Stanley's attempted escape from the villains is seriously {{Badass}}. And what triggers this daring escape? '''"MY MOOOOOOP!!!!!"'''

* Stanley Spadowski's speech about his mop, which doubles as a ShoutOut to {{Film/Network}}. The audience loves it so much that it launches both Stanley and U-62 as a whole into the public spotlight.

* The ending, where not only does George Newman save the Channel 62 Station, but the CorruptCorporateExecutive R.J. Fletcher gets put through a massive (and well deserved) HumiliationConga. And all because of a penny he gave to a bum (which turned out to be a rare, valuable coin)