History Awesome / TheWeddingSinger

* Everything that happens after Robbie gets on the plane. First, we see Robbie explaining his plight to a kind older lady in the first-class cabin, then, one scene later, [[GilliganCut cut to]] [[HeartwarmingMoment ''all the first-class passengers'']], including ''Billy Idol'', huddled around Robbie and hanging on every word of his story. Then, the crew allows Robbie to perform a song he had written for Julia (in a very short amount of time, mind you, he began writing while in the car on the way to the airport, and had it completed and memorized by mid-flight). When Glenn tries to stop Robbie, the passengers, including [[TheCameo Billy Idol]] as mentioned above, [[BigDamnHeroes don't hesitate]] to stand up to him and come to Robbie's aid. Finally, Robbie finishes his song, gets glowing praise from Billy (and the potential of a recording contract in the near future) and officially gets together with Julia, with the final scene being their wedding day. All in all, it's one of the most wholesome, satisfying, and awesome endings of any rom-com film ever.

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-->'''Petey''': Hey, Linda!\\

'''Petey''': You a bitch!\\

'''Robbie''': He, he, he might have Torrettes's Syndrome. We're looking into it.

** Then, what Robbie says to Linda later in the film:
--->'''Linda''': I can learn to deal with the fact that you're just a wedding singer, not a rock star. I could even learn to deal with...\\
'''Robbie''': You can "learn to deal" with that? I don't want you to learn to deal with that. That's not how it works. Jeez!\\
'''Linda''': Well, Robbie, maybe we should talk about this when you're feeling better?\\
'''Robbie''': Hey, psycho. I'm not gonna feel better about this. It's over. So please get outta my Van Halen T-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up.\\
'''Linda''':Oh, okay. So you're still [[ComicallyMissingThePoint pissed about that wedding thing?]]\\
''[cue GilliganCut to her outside and Robbie slamming the door in her face]''

-->'''Billy Idol (with a smug grin)''': How're you doing, sir? Chicken or fish?
-->'''Glenn''': Get out of my way, Billy, or you're gonna get hurt!
-->'''Billy''': Oh yeah?
-->(a giant biker, ''wearing a Billy Idol shirt no less'', stands between them)
-->'''Biker''': [[BadassBystander DON'T YOU TALK TO BILLY IDOL THAT WAY!]]
-->(Billy gleefully sticks his tongue out and gives Glenn a jerking off motion as the latter gets shoved into the bathroom by a flight attendant he tried to seduce earlier)

-->'''Petey''': Hey, Linda!
-->(Linda smiles and waves)
-->'''Petey''': You a bitch!
-->'''Robbie''': Thanks, Petey. Go back in the house.
-->'''Robbie''': He, he, he might have Torrettes's Syndrome. We're looking into it.

-->'''Linda''': I can learn to deal with the fact that you're just a wedding singer, not a rock star. I could even learn to deal with...
-->'''Robbie''': You can "learn to deal" with that? I don't want you to learn to deal with that. That's not how it works. Jeez!
-->'''Linda''': Well, Robbie, maybe we should talk about this when you're feeling better?
-->'''Robbie''': Hey, psycho. I'm not gonna feel better about this. It's over. So please get outta my Van Halen T-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up.
-->'''Linda''':Oh, okay. So you're still [[ComicallyMissingThePoint pissed about that wedding thing?]]
--> (''cue GilliganCut to her outside and Robbie slamming the door in her face'')

-->'''Robbie''': Thank you.
-->'''Jimmie Moore''': No, thank you!
-->'''Robbie''': For what?
-->'''Jimmie Moore''': For quitting. [nudges him] Thanks to you my business has tripled... '''or''', should I thank Linda?
-->'''Julia''': Well, you've just inspired me to hire a DJ. So thank you.
-->'''Jimmie Moore''': Oh. Well, good luck trying to find a DJ who can move and shake like [wriggles back and forth like a snake slithering] THIS!

-->'''Biker''': DON'T YOU TALK TO BILLY IDOL THAT WAY!

** And the best part? Even with a whopping ''thirteen years'' of rock'n'roll lifestyle between 1985 and 1998,[[note]]Including a motorcycle accident that cost him the role of [[Film/Terminator2JudgementDay the T-1000[[/note]] Billy still looked enough like his 1985 self to pull it off convincingly.

** And the best part? Even with a whopping ''thirteen years'' of rock'n'roll lifestyle between 1985 and 1998, Billy still looked enough like his 1985 self to pull it off convincingly.

* Robbie finally standing up to Linda when she tries to reconcile with him.

-->'''Linda''': I can learn to deal with the fact that you're just a wedding singer, not a rock star. I could even learn to deal with..You can learn to deal with that?
-->'''Robbie''': I don't want you to learn to deal with that. That's not how it works. Jeez!

** And the best part? Even with a whopping ''thirteen years'' of rock'n'roll lifestyle between 1985 and 1998, Billy still looked enough like his 1985 self to play himself perfectly.

--> (''cue GilliganCut to her outside and Robbie slamming the door in her face)

-->(Billy gleefully sticks his tongue out and flips off Glenn as the latter gets shoved into the bathroom by a flight attendant he tried to seduce earlier)

--> (He kicks her out.)

** Julia's not taking shit from a singer who mocked Robbie.

-->'''Jimmie Moore''': For quitting. [nudges him] My business has tripled thanks to you... '''or''', should I thank Linda?

-->'''Jimmie Moore''': Oh. Well, good luck trying to find a DJ who can move and shake like THIS [wriggles back and forth like a snake slithering]!

* Then, what Robbie says to Linda later in the film:

--> (He kicks her out.)

* This line is as awesome a line as you can get out of a drunken, bitter ramble:

-->'''Linda''':Oh, okay. So you're still [[ ComicallyMissingThePoint pissed about that wedding thing?]]

-->'''Robbie''': He, he, he might have Torrettes's Syndrome. We're looking into it.

(Linda smiles and waves)

* Doubles as a TearJerker, but "Somebody Kill Me Please" qualifies.

-->(Billy gleefully sticks his tongue out and flips off Glenn as the latter gets shoved into the bathroom)

-->'''Robbie:''' I have the microphone. And you don't. '''''So you will listen to every damn word I have to say!!'''''

-->(a giant biker stands between them)

* When Music/BillyIdol slams the service cart into Glenn.
-->'''Billy Idol (with a smug grin)''': How're you doing, sir? Chicken or fish?

* When Billy Idol slams the service cart into Glenn.
-->'''Billy Idol''': Smug grin. "Chicken or fish?"

'''Billy Idol''': Smug grin. "Chicken or fish?"