History Awesome / TheEditingRoom

--> But just then [[Film/{{Rambo}} RAMBO]] and [[Film/{{Predator}} DUTCH]] and [[Film/DieHard JOHN MCCLANE]] and [[Creator/CharlesBronson CHARLES BRONSON]] and [[Film/IngloriousBasterds THE BEAR JEW]] and [[Film/{{Idiocracy}} PRESIDENT CAMACHO]] and [[Film/BonnieAndClyde THE COPS FROM BONNIE AND CLYDE]] burst in and pump ELEANOR, LUCILLE, and RHODA full of BULLETS, still going even as they stand waist-deep in BLOOD and GUTS and SHELL CASINGS and all three of THOSE BITCHES' limp, lifeless BODIES get more HOLES put into them than season 8 of ''[[Series/GameOfThrones GAME OF THRONES]]'', and also [[Music/AndrewWK Andrew W.K.]]'s "PARTY HARD" or something awesome like that is blasting in the BACKGROUND, and it's all like POW-POW-POW-POW-POW-POW-POW-POW-POW, and it feels so good to imagine because this was the first time something in a MOVIE ever filled your FIVE-YEAR-OLD SELF with RAGE, RAGE, WHITE-HOT ASS-NUMBING TRIPLE-HOMICIDAL RAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!

--> But just then [[Film/{{Rambo}} RAMBO]] and [[Film/{{Predator}} DUTCH]] and [[Film/DieHard JOHN MCCLANE]] and [[Creator/CharlesBronson CHARLES BRONSON]] and [[Film/IngloriousBasterds THE BEAR JEW]] and [[Film/{{Idiocracy}} PRESIDENT CAMACHO]] and [[Film/BonnieAndClyde THE COPS FROM BONNIE AND CLYDE]] burst in and pump ELEANOR, LUCILLE, and RHODA full of BULLETS, still going even as they stand waist-deep in BLOOD and GUTS and SHELL CASINGS and all three of THOSE BITCHES' limp, lifeless BODIES get more HOLES put into them than season 8 of ''[[Series/GameOfThrones GAME OF THRONES]], and also [[Music/AndrewWK Andrew W.K.]]'s "PARTY HARD" or something awesome like that is blasting in the BACKGROUND, and it's all like POW-POW-POW-POW-POW-POW-POW-POW-POW, and it feels so good to imagine because this was the first time something in a MOVIE ever filled your FIVE-YEAR-OLD SELF with RAGE, RAGE, WHITE-HOT ASS-NUMBING TRIPLE-HOMICIDAL RAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!

--> But just then [[Film/{{Rambo}} RAMBO]] and [[Film/{{Predator}} DUTCH]] and [[Film/DieHard JOHN MCCLANE]] and [[Creator/CharlesBronson CHARLES BRONSON]] and [[Film/IngloriousBasterds THE BEAR JEW]] and [[Film/{{Idiocracy}} PRESIDENT CAMACHO]] and [[Film/BonnieAndClyde THE COPS FROM BONNIE AND CLYDE]] burst in and pump ELEANOR, LUCILLE, and RHODA full of BULLETS, still going even as they stand waist-deep in BLOOD and GUTS and SHELL CASINGS and all three of THOSE BITCHES' limp, lifeless BODIES get more HOLES put into them than season 8 of GAME OF THRONES, and also ANDREW W.K.'s "PARTY HARD" or something awesome like that is blasting in the BACKGROUND, and it's all like POW-POW-POW-POW-POW-POW-POW-POW-POW, and it feels so good to imagine because this was the first time something in a MOVIE ever filled your FIVE-YEAR-OLD SELF with RAGE, RAGE, WHITE-HOT ASS-NUMBING TRIPLE-HOMICIDAL RAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!

-->'''Levi Miller:''' [[BigShutUp SHUUUT UUUUUP!]] For FUCK’S SAKE Hollywood, first ''[[Film/AliceInWonderland2010 Alice in Wonderland]]'', then ''Disney/SnowWhite'', then ''Film/TheWizardOfOz'', now ''Peter Pan'', are you seriously not gonna stop until everything is prophecies and chosen ones?! Even after ''WesternAnimation/TheLegoMovie'' {{deconstructed}} that trope to hell and back?! There are other stories out there you know I mean COME ON IT’S SO FUCKING PLAYED OUT ARGH GRAAAAHRHAAAAHH (''starts smashing the set'') (''sedated'') (''wakes up an hour later'') Okay, I’m better now. Let’s just get on with this fucking thing.

* They parodied ''Film/{{Deadpool}}''. Yes, even the ''Film/{{Airplane}}'' of superhero films can be mocked.

* The climax of ''Film/SuicideSquad'':

* Rey/Daisy Ridley's TheReasonYouSuckSpeech to Luke/Mark Hamill in Film/TheLastJedi, as well as showing that Kylo could have been redeamed if Luke had acted more rationally.

-->'''Mark Hamill''' Okay okay, I might have BRIEFLY thought about it. If you have kids some day, you'll understand. But I also saw that Adam is beyond saving, he's pure evil! Especially now that he killed his Dad!

-->'''Levi Miller:''' [[BigShutUp SHUUUT UUUUUP!]] For FUCK’S SAKE Hollywood, first ''Film/AliceInWonderland2010'', then ''Disney/SnowWhite'', then ''Film/TheWizardOfOz'', now ''Peter Pan'', are you seriously not gonna stop until everything is prophecies and chosen ones?! Even after ''WesternAnimation/TheLegoMovie'' {{deconstructed}} that trope to hell and back?! There are other stories out there you know I mean COME ON IT’S SO FUCKING PLAYED OUT ARGH GRAAAAHRHAAAAHH (''starts smashing the set'') (''sedated'') (''wakes up an hour later'') Okay, I’m better now. Let’s just get on with this fucking thing.

-->'''Rosie Huntington-Whiteley:''' Okay, you know what? No, they don't. Transformers was a poorly animated [[MerchandiseDriven toy commercial]] dressed up like entertainment. The only reason you ever liked it was because when [[NostalgiaFilter it was on TV you were a teenage boy]], which is exactly who this piece of shit movie is made for. The same version of you that loved Transformers in 1985 would love this movie.

-->'''Michael Keaton:''' Damn right! See, we can argue over whether this means anything for hours. Go back and forth saying, acting is noble, acting is vain, acting is truth, acting is pointless. But the thing is, IT’S STILL ALL ABOUT ACTING. We get credibility points for taking shots at ourselves while keeping the spotlight firmly planted on us! Maybe there’s meaning to be found in other walks of life, in unglamorous jobs, in simply being a good friend and a decent person, or God forbid, focusing on OTHER FUCKING PEOPLE, but fuck that shit, we gotta keep jerking it over MY ACTING and MY ART and searching for meaning THERE and THERE ALONE because if that spotlight ever goes off, who knows, we might see the whole world.

-->'''Rosie Huntington-Whiteley:''' Okay, you know what? No, they don't. Transformers was a poorly animated toy commercial dressed up like entertainment. The only reason you ever liked it was because when it was on TV you were a teenage boy, which is exactly who this piece of shit movie is made for. The same version of you that loved Transformers in 1985 would love this movie.
-->'''Shia [=LaBeouf=]:''' Nuh uh. It sucks, [[FirstWorldProblems Michael Bay raped my childhood.]]
-->'''Rosie Huntington-Whiteley:''' Look, Bay didn't trick you here. This is the THIRD movie. If you seriously thought, after seeing the first two movies, that this was going to be anything other than an unwatchable, idiotic piece of festering horseshit, then you're even dumber than Bay is, and that guy thinks [[ClicheStorm TvTropes.org is a filmmaking how-to manual]].

* ''Film/TransformersAgeOfExtinction'' ends with a lengthy TakeThat directed at the UnpleasableFanbase:

-->'''Levi Miller:''' [[BigShutUp SHUUUT UUUUUP!]] For FUCK’S SAKE Hollywood, first ''Film/AliceInWonderland'', then ''Disney/SnowWhite'', then ''Film/TheWizardOfOz'', now ''Peter Pan'', are you seriously not gonna stop until everything is prophecies and chosen ones?! Even after ''WesternAnimation/TheLegoMovie'' {{deconstructed}} that trope to hell and back?! There are other stories out there you know I mean COME ON IT’S SO FUCKING PLAYED OUT ARGH GRAAAAHRHAAAAHH (''starts smashing the set'') (''sedated'') (''wakes up an hour later'') Okay, I’m better now. Let’s just get on with this fucking thing.

--> '''Zack Snyder:''' I did it! Alan Moore said ''Comicbook/{{Watchmen}}'' was "inherently unfilmable" but I pulled it off! Not so bad, was it Alan Moore?
--> '''Alan Moore:''' Film is an inferior form of art, spoon-feeding audience goers and watering down our collective cultural imagination. This movie was garbage, as are all movies.
--> '''Zack Snyder:''' Dude. You write comic books. Stop acting like you're fucking Monet, you pretentious jackass.

-->'''Levi Miller:''' [[BigShutUp SHUUUT UUUUUP!]] For FUCK’S SAKE Hollywood, first ''Film/AliceInWonderland'', then ''Disney/SnowWhite'', then ''Film/TheWizardOfOz'', now ''Peter Pan'', are you seriously not gonna stop until everything is prophecies and chosen ones?! Even after The Lego Movie deconstructed that trope to hell and back?! There are other stories out there you know I mean COME ON IT’S SO FUCKING PLAYED OUT ARGH GRAAAAHRHAAAAHH (''starts smashing the set'') (''sedated'') (''wakes up an hour later'') Okay, I’m better now. Let’s just get on with this fucking thing.

--> '''Hugh Jackman:'''-that states that one day a flying boy would appear, and that boy would be the Chosen One who-
-->'''Levi Miller:''' SHUUUT UUUUUP! For FUCK’S SAKE Hollywood, first Alice in Wonderland, then Snow White, then The Wizard of Oz, now Peter Pan, are you seriously not gonna stop until everything is prophecies and chosen ones?! Even after The Lego Movie deconstructed that trope to hell and back?! There are other stories out there you know I mean COME ON IT’S SO FUCKING PLAYED OUT ARGH GRAAAAHRHAAAAHH (''starts smashing the set'') (''sedated'') (''wakes up an hour later'') Okay, I’m better now. Let’s just get on with this fucking thing.

* Perhaps the most succinct demolition of the mentality that went into making ''{{Film/Birdman}}'' ever written:

--> '''Hugh Jackman:''' So the fact that you can fly means you must be the one destined to kill me. See there’s a prophecy-

* They parodied ''Film/{{Deadpool}}''. Yes, even the ''Film/{{Airplane}}'' of superhero films can be mocked.

-->'''Michael Keaton:''' Damn right! See, we can argue over whether this means anything for hours. Go back and forth saying, acting is noble, acting is vain, acting is truth, acting is pointless. But the thing is, IT’S STILL ALL ABOUT ACTING. We get credibility points for taking shots at ourselves while keeping the spotlight firmly planted on us! Maybe there’s meaning to be found in other walks of life, in unglamorous jobs, in simply being a good friend and a decent person, or God forbid, focusing on OTHER FUCKING PEOPLE, but fuck that shit, we gotta keep jerking it over MY ACTING and MY ART and searching for meaning THERE and THERE ALONE because if that spotlight ever goes off, who knows, we might see the whole world.

--> '''Hugh Jackman:''' TO THE DUNGEON WITH YOU!

-->'''KRISTEN CONNOLLY:''' A handful of teenagers every year, compared to the alternative, is nothing. More people die from falling in the fucking bathroom. I'm shooting you, you selfish dick.