History Awesome / SecondhandLions

* After learning Mae's intention to let Stan, her newest boyfriend who just beat her son the night before, and who got mauled by Jasmine, stay with them and marry him, Walter [[CallingTheOldManOut voices his frustration toward his mother]] for her irresponsibility; thinking getting a new DomesticAbuser will solve everything, and Stan being the worst of them all. He asks one thing of her that would be best for him, which is clearly to leave him for good, and let him stay with Hub and Garth, the only true family that cares for him.
* A salesperson is brave enough to drive to the uncles' house and he actually makes a sale by offering them the perfect item: a skeet shooting machine. It's the perfect gadget for two men who like to sit on their porch with loaded shotguns waiting for something to shoot at. The salesperson also gets their respect by being a good enough shot to make a off-the-cuff demo shot.

-->'''Hub:''' (''to a punk who asks him who he thinks he is'') I’m Hub [=McCann=]. I’ve fought in two world wars, and countless smaller ones on three continents. I’ve led thousands of men into battle with everything from horses and swords, to ''artillery'' and ''tanks''. I’ve seen the headwaters of the Nile, and tribes of natives no white man had ever seen before. I’ve won and lost a dozen fortunes, '''killed many men''', and loved only one woman, with a passion a ''flea'' like you could never begin to understand. That’s who I am. Now, GO HOME, BOY!"
* Also:
-->'''Walter''': ''Defend yourself.''

* While we don't hear all of it, the uncles tell the asshole Stan who attacked Walter ''something'' pretty threatening. "You know, you're pretty lucky. Lucky that lion got a hold of you before we did." We cut away, and see them wrapping up with an IronicEcho of his choice of being friends or enemies.
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* After learning Mae's intention to let Stan, her newest boyfriend who just beat her son the night before, and who got mauled by Jasmine, stay with them and marry him, Walter [[CallingTheOldManOut voices his frustration toward his mother]] for her irresponsibility; thinking getting a new BastardBoyfriend will solve everything, and Stan being the worst of them all. He asks one thing of her that would be best for him, which is clearly to leave him for good, and let him stay with Hub and Garth, the only true family that cares for him.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GKZt3I0v7U Hub's monologue right before he beats the crap out of those four teenage assholes.]] This whole speech is given while Hub is throttling the asshole ''with one hand.'':

-->'''Hub:''' (''to a punk who asks him who he thinks he is'') I’m Hub [=McCann=]. I’ve fought in two world wars, and countless smaller ones on three continents. I’ve led thousands of men into battle with everything from horses and swords, to ''artillery'' and ''tanks''. I’ve seen the headwaters of the Nile, and tribes of natives no white man had ever seen before. I’ve won and lost a dozen fortunes, killed many men, and loved only one woman, with a passion a ''flea'' like you could never begin to understand. That’s who I am. Now, GO HOME, BOY!"

** Jasmine the lion going MamaBear on Stan, [[spoiler: taking a lethal heart attack]] to protect Walter.
* While we don't hear all of it, the uncles tell the asshole [[spoiler:Stan]] who attacked Walter ''something'' pretty threatening. "You know, you're pretty lucky. Lucky that lion got a hold of you before we did." We cut away, and see them wrapping up with an IronicEcho of his choice of being friends or enemies.

* While we don't hear all of it, the uncles tell the asshole [[spoiler:Stan]] who attacked Walter ''something'' pretty threatening. "So in short, it's a good thing that lion got a hold of you before we did."

* Jasmine the lion going MamaBear on Stan, [[spoiler: taking a lethal heart attack]] to protect Walter.

* After learning Mae's intention to let Stan, her newest boyfriend who just beat her son the night before, and who got mauled by Jasmine, stay with them and marry him, Walter [[CallingTheOldWomanOut voices his frustration toward his mother]] for her irresponsibility; thinking getting a new BastardBoyfriend will solve everything, and Stan being the worst of them all. He asks one thing of her that would be best for him, which is clearly to leave him for good, and let him stay with Hub and Garth, the only true family that cares for him.

* After yearing Mae's intention to let Stan, her newest boyfriend, who just beat her son the night before, stay with them, Walter [[CallingTheOldWomanOut voices his frustration toward his mother]] for her irresponsibility, thinking getting a new BastardBoyfriend will solving everything, and Stan being the worst of him all. He asks one thing of her that would be best for him, which is clearly to leave him for good.

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GKZt3I0v7U Hub's monologue right before he beats the crap out of those four teenage assholes.]]

** This whole speech is given while Hub is throttling the asshole ''with one hand.''

* The comic strips in the end credits were drawn by [[ComicStrip/BloomCounty Berke Breathed]] specifically for the film.

* The comic strips in the end credits are by [[ComicStrip/BloomCounty Berke Breathed]].

* Jasmine the lion going MamaBear on Stan, [[spoiler: taking a lethal heart attack]] to protect Walter.

** This whole speech is given while Hub is throttling the asshole ''[[NeckLift with one hand.]]''

** This while speech is given while Hub is throttling the asshole ''[[NeckLift with one hand.]]''

* Jasmine the lion going MamaBear on Stan, [[spoiler: taking a lethal heart attack]] to protect Walter.

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GKZt3I0v7U Hub's monologue right before he beats the crap out of those four assholes.]]

-->'''Walter''': ''[[PreMortemOneLiner Defend yourself]]''

-->'''Hub''' (to a punk who asks him who he thinks he is): I’m Hub [=McCann=]. I’ve fought in two world wars, and countless smaller ones on three continents. I’ve led thousands of men into battle with everything from horses and swords, to ''artillery'' and ''tanks''. I’ve seen the headwaters of the Nile, and tribes of natives no white man had ever seen before. I’ve won and lost a dozen fortunes, killed many men, and loved only one woman, with a passion a ''flea'' like you could never begin to understand. That’s who I am. Now, GO HOME, BOY!"

-->'''Walter''': "Defend yourself."

* While we don't hear all of it, the uncles tell the jerk who attacked Walter ''something'' pretty threatening. "So in short, it's a good thing that lion got a hold of you before we did."

---> '''Hub''': "I have held your life in my hands twice, and twice I have given it back to you. The third time, ''your life is mine''."

* Hub's monologue right before he beats the crap out of those four assholes.
-->'''Hub''' (to a punk who asks him who he thinks he is): I’m Hub [=McCann=]. I’ve fought in two world wars, and countless smaller ones on three continents. I’ve led thousands of men into battle with everything from horses and swords, to ''artillery'' and ''tanks''. I’ve seen the headwaters of the Nile, and tribes of natives no white man had ever seen before. I’ve won and lost a dozen fortunes, killed many men, and loved only one woman, with a passion a ''flea'' like you could never begin to understand. That’s who I am."

-->'''Hub''' (to a punk who asks him who he thinks he is): I’m Hub McCann. I’ve fought in two world wars, and countless smaller ones on three continents. I’ve led thousands of men into battle with everything from horses and swords, to artillery and tanks. I’ve seen the headwaters of the Nile, and tribes of natives no white man had ever seen before. I’ve won and lost a dozen fortunes, killed many men, and loved only one woman, with a passion a ''flea'' like you could never begin to understand. That’s who I am."

* Hub's monologue right before he beats the crap out of those four assholes. Also: