Awesome / Secondhand Lions

  • Hub's monologue right before he beats the crap out of those four teenage assholes. This whole speech is given while Hub is throttling the asshole with one hand.:
    Hub: (to a punk who asks him who he thinks he is) Iím Hub McCann. Iíve fought in two world wars, and countless smaller ones on three continents. Iíve led thousands of men into battle with everything from horses and swords, to artillery and tanks. Iíve seen the headwaters of the Nile, and tribes of natives no white man had ever seen before. Iíve won and lost a dozen fortunes, killed many men, and loved only one woman, with a passion a flea like you could never begin to understand. Thatís who I am. Now, GO HOME, BOY!"
  • Also:
    Walter: Defend yourself.
  • While we don't hear all of it, the uncles tell the asshole Stan who attacked Walter something pretty threatening. "So in short, it's a good thing that lion got a hold of you before we did."
  • Also:
    Hub: "I have held your life in my hands twice, and twice I have given it back to you. The third time, your life is mine."
  • Jasmine the lion going Mama Bear on Stan, taking a lethal heart attack to protect Walter.
  • The comic strips in the end credits were drawn by Berke Breathed specifically for the film.