History Awesome / Scrubs

8th Apr '17 4:48:49 AM DoctorNemesis
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* A low-key example appears in "My Case Study" when, after J.D has his case study approved by Dr. Kelso to be presented at a medical conference in Resno, Dr. Cox hits him with a vicious and biting TheReasonYouSuckSpeech about him grovelling to Kelso like a puppy. J.D is visibly hurt by this, but for once stands up to Cox and retorts with a ShutUpHannibal speech about how it's not always a bad thing to play the game every so often and how he wants to be like Cox, "but a more successful you". Cox is left visibly shaken both by J.D standing up to him for once and by J.D's (albeit inadvertent) implication that Cox's own stubbornness and pig-headed determination to always be TheLastDJ has damaged his career.



2nd Jan '17 8:35:42 PM antwhite1987
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** Carla: Why is your mouth red?
** Dr. Cox: Duct-taped two hours in a morgue drawer; don't piss off the Janitor; end of story.

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** Carla: --> '''Carla''': Why is your mouth red?
** Dr. Cox: --> '''Dr. Cox''': Duct-taped two hours in a morgue drawer; don't piss off the Janitor; end of story.
2nd Jan '17 8:32:25 PM antwhite1987
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Dr. Cox: Duct-taped two hours in a morgue drawer; don't piss off the Janitor; end of story.

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Dr.**Dr. Cox: Duct-taped two hours in a morgue drawer; don't piss off the Janitor; end of story.
2nd Jan '17 8:31:32 PM antwhite1987
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**Carla: Why is your mouth red?
Dr. Cox: Duct-taped two hours in a morgue drawer; don't piss off the Janitor; end of story.
9th Dec '16 1:25:23 PM ironballs16
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--> "Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! And shut up! Okay? Who are you people to give me advice about anything? All you do is just bitch about your relationships all day long! (to Doctor Cox) And you know what? Glare all you want, Big Dog, okay, 'cause I'm not afraid of you. Oh, no! Jordan's only paying attention to the baby! That must be so hard for [[ItsAllAboutMe Dr. Look At Me! Isn't it? Look at meeeeeee]]! (to Turk and Carla) And you two? Come on, you're arguing since you got engaged? Wow, [[SarcasmMode you're probably the first couple that's ever done that, ever!]] It can't be that you're just scared, is it? (to Elliot) And you! You! You know what, let's just--let's just forget for one second that a month ago you told me you couldn't be in a relationship with anyone. Because, for me, it's actually fun to watch you sabotage your relationship from the outside. It really is. Honestly? The only thing that gives me comfort, you guys, is while I'm sitting at home, staring at the ceiling, just wishing that I had someone to talk to, is knowing that none of you idiots realize how lucky you are! Ugh!"

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--> "Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! And shut up! Okay? Who are you people to give me advice about anything? All you do is just bitch ''bitch'' about your relationships all day long! (to Doctor Cox) And you know what? Glare all you want, Big Dog, okay, 'cause I'm not afraid of you. Oh, 'Oh, no! Jordan's only paying attention to the baby! baby!' That must be so hard for [[ItsAllAboutMe Dr. Look At Me! Isn't it? Look at meeeeeee]]! (to Turk and Carla) And you two? Come on, you're arguing since you got engaged? Wow, [[SarcasmMode you're probably the first couple that's ever done that, ever!]] It can't be that you're just scared, is it? (to Elliot) And you! You! You know what, let's just--let's just forget for one second that a month ago you told me you couldn't be in a relationship with anyone. Because, for me, it's actually fun to watch you sabotage your relationship from the outside. It really is. Honestly? The only thing that gives me comfort, you guys, is while I'm sitting at home, staring at the ceiling, just wishing that I had someone to talk to, is knowing that none of you idiots realize how lucky you are! Ugh!"
27th Nov '16 10:22:23 AM TheUnknownUploader
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26th Nov '16 8:44:36 PM TheUnknownUploader
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!!'''Jack'''
* "Up yours, Bobbo!"
* Managing to trick Jordan into taking him out of pre-school.
-->'''Jordan''': He told me they had off of for Yom [[ItsPronouncedTropay Kipper]].
-->'''Cox''': Yom ''Kippur'' was six months ago.
-->'''Jack''': [[PunctuatedForEmphasis I! Hate! School!]]
-->'''Cox''': I've never been more proud of you.
26th Nov '16 8:09:53 PM TheUnknownUploader
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* Giving the Janitor a baby-blue uniform in "My Big Move" that makes no one take him seriously.




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* "I'll get a new uniform, or I'll wax ''everything'' in your '''world'''."
12th Nov '16 6:45:21 AM Morgenthaler
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** Even more awesome is that he didn't do it to be petty- he did it to give the others something to pull together over because they were fighting, that thing being how much they hate him. Kind of a TearJerker when you realise that Kelso's seemingly pointless and mean actions are done to keep the staff together, but makes him so much more of a {{Badass}}.

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** Even more awesome is that he didn't do it to be petty- he did it to give the others something to pull together over because they were fighting, that thing being how much they hate him. Kind of a TearJerker when you realise that Kelso's seemingly pointless and mean actions are done to keep the staff together, but makes him so much more of a {{Badass}}.badass.
8th Sep '16 6:05:51 PM Winters15
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* In season 4, Kelso gives a great DareToBeBadass speech to a woman who has been rude to him all day. Then, in an effort, to regain some of the respect he felt he lost (from her and from society in general), he gets a haircut, declares he's not paying because he's a doctor (something the barber used to do), and when the man says he's still paying, ''he just runs away.''
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