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21st Nov '13 8:33:20 AM captainmarkle
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-->"And when that happens... By God, I hope you're applauding for the right reasons here, folks. Because ''when'' that happens, the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse ''will'' ride, the Final Trumpet ''will'' sound, and Ian Curtis and Hendrix and Janis and Jim Morrison and Johnny Thunders will rise ''from'' the grave, and Elvis will descend ''from'' the moon, and together, Jamie Cullum, they will ''kick your skinny jazz arse all the way to the ninth layer of HELL,'' to be ''bound in ice'' next to Judas Iscariot and Pete Waterman! And ''I will be there, with Robert Johnson and the Devil beside me, PLAYING THE BLUES AND '''LAUGHING WHILE THEY DO IT'''.''"
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-->"And when that happens... By God, I hope you're applauding for the right reasons here, folks. Because ''when'' that happens, the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse ''will'' ride, the Final Trumpet ''will'' sound, and Ian Curtis and Hendrix and Janis and Jim Morrison and Johnny Thunders will rise ''from'' the grave, and Elvis will descend ''from'' the moon, and together, Jamie Cullum, they will ''kick your skinny jazz arse all the way to the ninth layer of HELL,'' to be ''bound in ice'' next to Judas Iscariot and Pete Waterman! And ''I will be there, with Robert Johnson and the Devil beside me, PLAYING THE BLUES AND '''LAUGHING WHILE THEY DO IT'''.''"''" * After hearing one stupid story too many from the Daily Mail, Benn started spoofing their articles as if they published in fictional universes, prompting a flood of similar parodies from other users on Twitter. --> ''[[Literature/TheHobbit Gay wizard and Muslim dwarves (plus a hobbit) kill white, decent, hardworking orks.]]'' --> ''[[Franchise/StarWars Islamic rebels destroy Stormtroopers, start to kill elderly Christians with destruction of Death Star]]''.
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