History Awesome / KnightsOfTheDinnerTable

** As well as 'The Turn About' featured above, there's 'Armload of Trouble', where B.A. uses 'the fabled ruby of Wun-Kai' as bait for a dismemberment trap. The result: Bob's thief loses both of his arms, whilst Dave's fighter only loses one arm, but as such cannot wield his Hackmaster+12.

* Why should you never touch another man's dice? Because they may go ballistic and assault you, as poor Nitro found out with Bob at a Hackcon. Mostly a Moment of Funny, but some awesomeness when you consider what Bob and Nitro look like (think David and Goliath).

** Later, in 'The Turn About', B.A. gets his revenge. How? He has the Holodeck crash and malfunction, causing the Hologram HackMaster NPCs and Monsters to spill out into the rest of the ship. The whole thing soons dissolves into chaos:

** He has contingencies for everything. His most elaborate being the meticulous journals he keeps and the procedures he has in place to guarantee that those journals make it to his protege (who he usually has trained and equipped by the time he dies).

--> '''B.A.''' I've said it before and I'll say it again- There's no party too powerful that a good trap can't bring down."

* Any occasion when B.A. gets the better of the Knights, especially when it isn't a momentary victory, but an outright success. ** As well as 'The Turn About' featured above, there's 'Armload of Trouble', where B.A. uses 'the fabled ruby of Wun-Kai' as bait for a dismemberment trap. The result: Bob's thief loses both of his arms, whilst Dave's fighter only loses one arm, but as such cannot wield his Hackmaster+12.

** Throwing a stake at a vampire lord and killing him at first level in a HeroicSacrifice.
*** Additionally, he did it as revenge for a previous decision made by B.A. which killed off one of Brian's characters.

*** This includes having some of his spells tattooed on the backs of Bob's and Dave's characters in case he's in a situation where he doesn't have a spellbook.

** Later, in 'The Turn About', B.A. gets his revenge. How? He has the Holodeck crash and malfunction, causing the Hologram Hackmaster NPCs and Monsters to spill out into the rest of the ship. The whole thing soons dissolves into chaos:

** The challenge in question involved an expensive opal and goblet, placed on a stand in the middle of a large square rug. The trick was that whoever got the opal and goblet could keep them, provided they didn't 'bear down' on the rug (along with other rules such as no missile attacks, no magic, etcetera). [[MundaneSolution Bob's solution?]] [[spoiler: Roll up the rug to the stand]], [[MundaneSolution and then simply pick the opal and goblet up.]]

** Bob, Dave, and Brian (playing Captain, Corsair, and Quartermaster respectively) are living lives of luxury on their ship via abusing their power greatly and being Jerks to their (NPC) crew, whilst Sara (the Bosun/Boatswain) is trying to act like a benevolent swashbuckler, and [[http://www.kodtweb.com/2011/07/05/hat-spat/ keeps getting brought down by the guys (as usual).]]

** At one point, Brian plays a Spaceship racing/fighting game with the Black Hands (think [[WackyRaces Wacky Races]], but in space and with guns instead of gadgets). The other players have built themselves varying types of ships (for example Gordo has gone for a pure speedster). Brian, we soon find, thanks to the rules plus trading ship pieces with other players, has bought a BFG called the Death's Head Turret, the computers needed to use it, a lot of shielding, and a load of generators to power both the gun and the shields. He's essentially built a mini [[StarWars Death Star]], and plans to win by being the [[LastManStanding the last Ship on the board.]]

** Eventually, the crew mutiny, and [[http://www.kodtweb.com/2011/07/07/mutiny-on-the-hackbeth-2/ Sara convinces the guys to let her handle this.]] The result is that while she successfully stops the mutiny, [[GoneHorriblyRight the crew now want her to be Captain]]. Sara decides to accept, [[http://www.kodtweb.com/2011/07/13/pirate-strip-finale/ and then basically gets payback on the guys via roleplaying and the NPC crew]] by having the three tarred and feathered, tied up, tossed in a long boat, with the oars broken, a hole in the bottom, a tin cup for bailing the water, and a load of rotten food to eat.

* Sara gets one during a game of HackBeard (a pirate RPG).

* Sara gets one during a game of HackBeard (a pirate RPG). Bob, Dave, and Brian (playing Captain, Corsair, and Quartermaster respectively) are living lives of luxury on their ship via abusing their power greatly and being Jerks to their (NPC) crew, whilst Sara (the Bosun) is trying to act like a benevolent swashbuckler, and keeps getting brought down by the guys (as usual). Eventually, the crew mutiny, and Sara convinces the guys to let her handle this. The result is that while she successfully stops the mutiny, [[GoneHorriblyRight the crew now want her to be Captain]]. Sara decides to accept, and then basically gets payback on the guys via roleplaying and the NPC crew by having the three tarred and feathered, tied up, tossed in a long boat, with the oars broken, a hole in the bottom, a tin cup for bailing the water, and a load of rotten food to eat. Jut as Brian points out that the situation is survivable, and that the three can return for vengeance later, Sara has the crew open fire on them. The guys get ticked off and essentially RageQuit, but as far as Sara is concerned:

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* The D-Day LARP arc. Also overlaps frequently with Crowning Moment of Funny. [[http://www.kodtweb.com/2011/10/13/event-2307-3/ Can be seen starting with this page.]]

** The challenge in question involved an expensive opal and goblet, placed on a stand in the middle of a large square rug. The trick was that whoever got the opal and goblet could keep them, provided they didn't 'bear down' on the rug (along with other rules such as no missile attacks, no magic, etcetera). [[MundaneSolution Bob's solution? [[spoiler: Roll up the rug to the stand]], and then simply pick the opal and goblet up.]]

** The challenge in question involved an expensive opal and goblet, placed on a stand in the middle of a large square rug. The trick was that whoever got the opal and goblet could keep them, provided they didn't 'bear down' on the rug (along with other rules such as no missile attacks, no magic, etcetera). Bob's solution? [[MundaneSolution {{spoiler: Roll up the rug to the stand}}, and then simply pick the opal and goblet up.]]

** The challenge in question involved an expensive opal and goblet, placed on a stand in the middle of a large square rug. The trick was that whoever got the opal and goblet could keep them, provided they didn't 'bear down' on the rug (along with other rules such as no missile attacks, no magic, etcetera). Bob's solution? [[MundaneSolution [[spoiler: Roll up the rug to the stand]], and then simply pick the opal and goblet up.]]

* Years of in-game (and publication) time came to a head in #187 with the Untouchable Trio +1 [[NiceJobBreakingItHero inadvertently liberating thousands of hapless NPCs trapped in an alternate dimension. Now, if only they'd ''meant'' to.

* [[http://www.kenzerco.com/forums/showthread.php?t=47617 Jolly R Blackburn linked to our main article.]] And the fans are pretty impressed with it.

* Another one has him solving a challenge that had stumped the rest of the party, ''including'' Brian, for several hours. The kicker? He solved it on his first attempt.