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* Albert's first speech to Allegra with the board of advisors. Takes a lot of balls to basically admit that your richest client doesn't really need you, even IF it's for love. Granted, he had an asthma attack afterwards...
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* Albert's first speech to Allegra with the board of advisors. Takes a lot of balls to basically admit that your richest client doesn't really need you, even IF it's for love. Granted, [[MyGodWhatHaveIDone he had an asthma attack afterwards...]]
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-->'''Hitch:''' See, I'm more of a literal kind of guy. So, when I do this...*flips Vance onto the table*...this is more like me saying I will LITERALLY break your shit OFF if you ever touch me again. 'Kay, pumpkin?
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-->'''Hitch:''' See, I'm more of a literal kind of guy. So, when I do this...[[BewareTheNiceOnes *flips Vance onto the table*...table*]]...this is more like me saying I will LITERALLY break your shit OFF if you ever touch me again. 'Kay, pumpkin?
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-->'''Hitch:''' See, I'm more of a literal kind of guy. So, when I do this...*flips Vance onto the table*.
.this is more like me saying I will LITERALLY break your shit OFF if you ever touch me again. 'Kay, pumpkin?
.this is more like me saying I will LITERALLY break your shit OFF if you ever touch me again. 'Kay, pumpkin?
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-->'''Hitch:''' See, I'm more of a literal kind of guy. So, when I do this...*flips Vance onto the table*.
.table*...this is more like me saying I will LITERALLY break your shit OFF if you ever touch me again. 'Kay, pumpkin?
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--->'''Hitch:''' See, I'm more of a literal kind of guy. So, when I do this---*flips Vance onto the table*---that means I will LITERALLY break your shit OFF if you touch me again. 'Kay, pumpkin?
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.this is more like me saying I will LITERALLY break your shit OFF if you ever touch me again. 'Kay, pumpkin?
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--->'''Hitch:''' See, I'm more of a literal kind of guy. So, when I do this---*flips Vance onto the table*---that means I will LITERALLY break your shit OFF if you touch me again. 'Kay, pumpkin?
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* Albert's first speech to Allegra with the board of advisors. Takes a lot of balls to basically admit that your richest client doesn't really need you, even IF it's for love. Granted, he had an asthma attack afterwards...
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-->'''Hitch:''' Basic principles... There are none.
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-->'''Hitch:''' Basic principles... There are none.none.
** It doesn't stop at least some of his advice being good, though, as evidenced by his team-up with the grandmother at the end to finally set up Casey with a legitimate gentleman.
** It doesn't stop at least some of his advice being good, though, as evidenced by his team-up with the grandmother at the end to finally set up Casey with a legitimate gentleman.
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** Props must also be given to Creator/JeffreyDonovan (aka [[Series/BurnNotice Michael Westen]], patron saint of the Miami desperate) for playing said Jerkass unabashedly and making us absolutely hate him.
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-->'''Hitch:''' Rules?...There are none.
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-->'''Hitch:''' Rules?...Basic principles... There are none.
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* Hitch's dating advice. No matter what gender you are and what gender you're pursuing, it works, especially "Listen to what she is saying and respond."
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* Hitch's dating advice. No matter what gender you are and what gender you're pursuing, it works, especially "Listen to what she is saying and respond.""
* Hitch being stunned when he realizes all of Albert's awesome moments while dating came about ''in spite of his advice'', not because of it. He's especially impressed when Albert used throwing away his inhaler as a legit awesome moment before a first-kiss. By the end of the film, Hitch is humbled realizing true love can thrive in spite of his advice.
-->'''Hitch:''' Rules?...There are none.
* Hitch being stunned when he realizes all of Albert's awesome moments while dating came about ''in spite of his advice'', not because of it. He's especially impressed when Albert used throwing away his inhaler as a legit awesome moment before a first-kiss. By the end of the film, Hitch is humbled realizing true love can thrive in spite of his advice.
-->'''Hitch:''' Rules?...There are none.
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** A lower-key event immediately after this is when she turns to Casey and asks "Can you believe that guy?" in a sarcastic tone of voice. Casey responds with a sincere, "Yeah. I do." Sara had done everything on Casey's behalf because she believed that Hitch helped Vance use her. So Casey siding with Hitch drives home just how badly Sara fucked up.
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** A lower-key event immediately after this is when she turns to Casey and asks "Can you believe that guy?" in a sarcastic tone of voice. Casey responds with a sincere, "Yeah. "Actually...I do." Sara had done everything on Casey's behalf because she believed that Hitch helped Vance use her. So Casey siding with Hitch drives home just how badly Sara fucked up.
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** A lower-key event immediately after this is when she turns to Casey and asks "Do you believe him?" in a sarcastic tone of voice. Casey responds with a sincere, "Yeah. I do." Sara had done everything on Casey's behalf because she believed that Hitch helped Vance use her. So Casey siding with Hitch drives home just how badly Sara fucked up.
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** A lower-key event immediately after this is when she turns to Casey and asks "Do "Can you believe him?" that guy?" in a sarcastic tone of voice. Casey responds with a sincere, "Yeah. I do." Sara had done everything on Casey's behalf because she believed that Hitch helped Vance use her. So Casey siding with Hitch drives home just how badly Sara fucked up.
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** A lower-key event immediately after this is when she turns to Casey and asks "Do you believe him?" in a sarcastic tone of voice. Casey responds with a sincere, "Yeah. I do." Sara had done everything on Casey's behalf because she believed that Hitch helped Vance use her. So Casey siding with Hitch drives home just how badly Sara fucked up.
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* After Hitch's girlfriend destroys his business after taking the word of a guy she knew was a total jerk and not researching his claim at all that Hitch had helped him, Hitch loudly and publicly calls her out for it.
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* After Sara destroys Hitch's girlfriend destroys his business business, after taking the word of a guy she knew ''knew'' was a total jerk and not researching his claim at all that Hitch had helped him, him ''at all,'' Hitch loudly and publicly calls her out for it.
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** Sara doing the GroinAttack on the same JerkAss guy.
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** Sara doing the GroinAttack on the same JerkAss guy.guy.
*Hitch's dating advice. No matter what gender you are and what gender you're pursuing, it works, especially "Listen to what she is saying and respond."
*Hitch's dating advice. No matter what gender you are and what gender you're pursuing, it works, especially "Listen to what she is saying and respond."
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* After Hitch's girlfriend destroys his business after taking the word of a guy she knew was a total jerk and not researching his claim at all that Hitch had helped him, Hitch loudly and publicly calls her out for it. Why can't we see this kind of scene more often?
** That scene was indeed awesome, but it was kind of undermined later on when ''Hitch'' is the one who begs her forgiveness.
** That scene was indeed awesome, but it was kind of undermined later on when ''Hitch'' is the one who begs her forgiveness.
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* After Hitch's girlfriend destroys his business after taking the word of a guy she knew was a total jerk and not researching his claim at all that Hitch had helped him, Hitch loudly and publicly calls her out for it. Why can't we see this kind of scene more often?\n** That scene was indeed awesome, but it was kind of undermined later on when ''Hitch'' is the one who begs her forgiveness.\n
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** That scene was indeed awesome, but it was kind of undermined later on when ''Hitch'' is the one who begs his forgiveness.
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** That scene was indeed awesome, but it was kind of undermined later on when ''Hitch'' is the one who begs his her forgiveness.
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* After Hitch's girlfriend destroys his business after taking the word of a guy she knew was a total jerk and not researching his claim at all that Hitch had helped him, Hitch loudly and publically calls her out for it. Why can't we see this kind of scene more often?
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* After Hitch's girlfriend destroys his business after taking the word of a guy she knew was a total jerk and not researching his claim at all that Hitch had helped him, Hitch loudly and publically publicly calls her out for it. Why can't we see this kind of scene more often?
** That scene was indeed awesome, but it was kind of undermined later on when ''Hitch'' is the one who begs his forgiveness.
** That scene was indeed awesome, but it was kind of undermined later on when ''Hitch'' is the one who begs his forgiveness.
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* Hitch beating up the guy attempting to threaten him into helping him have an affair.
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* Hitch beating up the JerkAss guy attempting to threaten him into helping him have an affair.affair.
** Sara doing the GroinAttack on the same JerkAss guy.
** Sara doing the GroinAttack on the same JerkAss guy.
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