History Awesome / Hellsing

13th Oct '17 7:41:30 PM ironballs16
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*** Prior to this, we had Father Maxwell [[TemptingFate taunting the forces that Alucard had summoned up]] while safe inside his makeshift pope-mobile box. Anderson's bayonet seals his fate, exposing him to the horde.
7th Jul '17 2:29:31 PM ChaoticNovelist
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** It gets even better. [[spoiler: The SS, and let me put that in perspective, battle-hardened soldiers who gave up their humanity to become vampires and delight in perpetrating unspeakable atrocities against mankind, are absolutely ''terrified'' just by the sight of Seras after she goes OneWingedAngel.]]
** Another moment - when Anderson [[spoiler:has become a divine monster, one of his bayonets is powered up to the point ''[[HealingFactor Alu]][[UpToEleven card]]'' is ''thoroughly'' unable to regenerate, burning every familiar (and thus, Alucard's extra lives) and cleaving him in half like a blowtorch through a block of butter. For the first time, the vampire king closes his eyes and gives up hope as the blade just keeps going down, down and down. Cue OneWingedAngel Seras stopping the blade and giving Alucard enough time to pull his shit together - not to just kill Anderson, but to actually ''bring him back to his senses'']].

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** It gets even better. [[spoiler: The SS, and let me put that in perspective, battle-hardened soldiers who gave up their humanity to become vampires and delight in perpetrating unspeakable atrocities against mankind, are absolutely ''terrified'' just by the sight of Seras after she goes OneWingedAngel.transforms into a true vampire.]]
** Another moment - when Anderson [[spoiler:has become a divine monster, one of his bayonets is powered up to the point ''[[HealingFactor Alu]][[UpToEleven card]]'' is ''thoroughly'' unable to regenerate, burning every familiar (and thus, Alucard's extra lives) and cleaving him in half like a blowtorch through a block of butter. For the first time, the vampire king closes his eyes and gives up hope as the blade just keeps going down, down and down. Cue OneWingedAngel Seras stopping the blade and giving Alucard enough time to pull his shit together - not to just kill Anderson, but to actually ''bring him back to his senses'']].
28th Jun '17 8:40:17 AM Dravencour
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** Prior to this, you had her [[spoiler: hefting a ''massive'' {{BFG}} to fire 24 V-1 rockets out of the sky with 24 bullets.]]

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** Prior to this, you had her [[spoiler: hefting a two ''massive'' {{BFG}} {{BFG}}s to fire 24 V-1 rockets out of the sky with 24 bullets.]]



** During the final battle with the Major, [[spoiler:the Major's reinforced glass shield has been able to absorb everything, even shots from the [[{{BFG}} Harkonnen]]. So what does Seras do to take out the barricade? She rips the zeppelin's ginormous 88mm anti-aircraft cannon right out of the floor and uses it to blast right through the shield with ONE SHOT]].

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** During the final battle with the Major, [[spoiler:the Major's reinforced glass shield has been able to absorb everything, even shots from the [[{{BFG}} Harkonnen]]. Harkonnen Mark II]]. So what does Seras do to take out the barricade? barricade and mess up the Major? She rips the zeppelin's ginormous 88mm anti-aircraft cannon right out of the floor and uses it to blast right through the shield with ONE SHOT]].
14th Jun '17 7:18:38 AM ToxicHolyGrenade
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---> "Come on! Get up! '''Attack me!!'' You've only suffered the loss of your legs. Summon forth your familiars... transform your body... heal your severed legs and ''stand''! The evening is still so young. Come on... hurry, hurry, ''hurry!'' Pull yourself together! The fun is just getting started! Come on, '''''HURRY!'''''"

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---> "Come on! Get up! '''Attack me!!'' You've only suffered the loss of your legs. Summon forth your familiars... transform your body... heal your severed legs and ''stand''! The evening is still so young. Come on... hurry, hurry, ''hurry!'' Pull yourself together! The fun is has just getting started! begun! Come on, '''''HURRY!'''''"
12th Jun '17 7:48:02 AM Dravencour
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-->'''Integra''': DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY RESOLVE, I'VE ALREADY GIVEN YOU YOUR MARCHING ORDERS, SOLDIER! YOU WILL SEARCH AND DESTROY! [[PunctuatedForEmphasis SEARCH! AND! DESTROY!]] ANY RESISTANCE IS TO BE CRUSHED! HELLSING DOES NOT RUN FROM THEIR ENEMIES, KILL THEM ALL! I ORDER YOU TO LEAVE NOTHING BUT BLOODY STAINS IN YOUR WAKE!

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-->'''Integra''': DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY RESOLVE, RESOLVE! I'VE ALREADY GIVEN YOU YOUR MARCHING ORDERS, SOLDIER! YOU WILL SEARCH AND DESTROY! [[PunctuatedForEmphasis SEARCH! AND! DESTROY!]] ANY RESISTANCE IS TO BE CRUSHED! HELLSING DOES NOT RUN FROM THEIR ENEMIES, KILL THEM ALL! I ORDER YOU TO LEAVE NOTHING BUT BLOODY STAINS IN YOUR WAKE!



--->'''Integra''': Alucard, take heed. Here are your orders. Your silver gun will stain the white army crimson. Your iron gun will stain the black army scarlet. I would know my foes by the stains of red you leave upon their chests! Now search and destroy! SEARCH AND DESTROY! RUN THEM DOWN! DO NOT LET ANY OF THEM LEAVE THE ISLAND ALIVE!

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--->'''Integra''': Alucard, take heed. Here are your orders. Your silver gun will stain the [[KnightTemplar white army army]] crimson. Your iron gun will stain the [[ThoseWackyNazis black army army]] scarlet. I would know my foes by the stains of red you leave upon their chests! Now search and destroy! SEARCH AND DESTROY! RUN THEM DOWN! DO NOT LET ANY OF THEM LEAVE THE ISLAND ALIVE!
12th Jun '17 7:43:28 AM Dravencour
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---> '''Jan''': ''[With a rueful smile] Ahh, fuck me.

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---> '''Jan''': ''[With a rueful smile] smile]'' Ahh, fuck me.
12th Jun '17 7:43:05 AM Dravencour
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---> '''Jan''': ''[With a rueful smile]] Ahh, fuck me.

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---> '''Jan''': ''[With a rueful smile]] smile] Ahh, fuck me.


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** Integra's original line in both manga and Japanese dub is equally awesome: "Welcome to Hellsing."
12th Jun '17 7:40:48 AM Dravencour
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** During the final battle with the Major, [[spoiler:the Major's reinforced glass shield has been able to absorb everything, even shots from the [[{{BFG}} Harkonnen]]. So what does Seras do to take out the barricade? She rips the zeppelin's ginormous 88MM FLAK CANNON, a German anti-aircraft gun that could penetrate ''straight through'' any tank of its time, right out of the floor and uses it to blast right through the shield with ONE SHOT]].

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** During the final battle with the Major, [[spoiler:the Major's reinforced glass shield has been able to absorb everything, even shots from the [[{{BFG}} Harkonnen]]. So what does Seras do to take out the barricade? She rips the zeppelin's ginormous 88MM FLAK CANNON, a German 88mm anti-aircraft gun that could penetrate ''straight through'' any tank of its time, cannon right out of the floor and uses it to blast right through the shield with ONE SHOT]].
11th Jun '17 2:55:02 AM Dravencour
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** During the final battle with the Major, [[spoiler:the Major's reinforced glass shield has been able to absorb everything, even shots from the [[{{BFG}} Harkonnen]]. So what does Seras do to take out the barricade so that Integra can kill his ass? She rips the zeppelin's ginormous Eighty-Eight cannon -- an 8.8 cm Flak 18/36/37/41, a German anti-aircraft gun that could penetrate ''straight through'' any tank of its time -- right out of the floor and uses it to blast right through the shield with ONE SHOT]].

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** During the final battle with the Major, [[spoiler:the Major's reinforced glass shield has been able to absorb everything, even shots from the [[{{BFG}} Harkonnen]]. So what does Seras do to take out the barricade so that Integra can kill his ass? barricade? She rips the zeppelin's ginormous Eighty-Eight cannon -- an 8.8 cm Flak 18/36/37/41, 88MM FLAK CANNON, a German anti-aircraft gun that could penetrate ''straight through'' any tank of its time -- time, right out of the floor and uses it to blast right through the shield with ONE SHOT]].



--->'''Abraham Van Helsing:''' All flesh is grass, and all the comeliness thereof as the flower of the field. The grass withereth, the flower fadeth, but [[ReligiousBruiser the word of our God abideth forever]]. *stakes Dracula*\\

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--->'''Abraham Van Helsing:''' Hellsing:''' All flesh is grass, and all the comeliness thereof as the flower of the field. The grass withereth, the flower fadeth, but [[ReligiousBruiser the word of our God abideth forever]]. *stakes Dracula*\\
11th Jun '17 2:53:12 AM Dravencour
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** And Integra, upset and furious after [[spoiler:watching Alucard vanish, removes her coat and duels the Major in a ShutUpHannibal way. She unflinchingly takes a ''[[MoeGreeneSpecial bullet in the fucking eye]]'' and kills the man with a single bullet and proceeds to tell him that all his ideas are warped and wrong. That Alucard "will return!" She was right]].

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** And Integra, upset and furious after [[spoiler:watching Alucard vanish, removes her coat and duels the Major in a ShutUpHannibal way. She unflinchingly takes a ''[[MoeGreeneSpecial bullet in grazing shot to the fucking eye]]'' and kills the man with a single bullet and proceeds to tell him that all his ideas are warped and wrong. That Alucard "will return!" She was right]].
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