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[[MisaimedMarketing Your show sold out like it's stock from shopmrbeast.com]], [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch!]]

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[[MisaimedMarketing Your show sold out like it's stock from shopmrbeast.com]], com, [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch!]]
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--->'''Twitch:''' You and copyright mix like [[LetsPlay/PewDiePie Felix and Fiverr]]\\

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--->'''Twitch:''' You and copyright mix like [[LetsPlay/PewDiePie [[WebVideo/PewDiePie Felix and Fiverr]]\\



Utter a word then you will die; save those subs for LetsPlay/PewDiePie!

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Utter a word then you will die; save those subs for LetsPlay/PewDiePie!WebVideo/PewDiePie!
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!!Part 7
[[folder:Huggy Wuggy vs. The Rolling Giant]]
* This BadassBoast from The Giant is a killer line and flows flawlessly:
-->'''The Rolling Giant:''' Don't bother a monolith made to honor a botanist; or next time we're talking "Poppy's", your grave will have them on top of it!
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* As a nod to Jeff lacking eyebrows, Vinny doesn't blink once during his verses.
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Go hide in your nerdy LetsPlay/{{Dream}} streams.\\

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Go hide in your nerdy LetsPlay/{{Dream}} WebVideo/{{Dream}} streams.\\
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--> For Captain Jack Sparrow's second verse, he and his crew rapped about Star-lord's childhood issues, while attacking a British Ships. It is both bad-ass and somewhat hilarious that there is a full-on battle while the crew raps like they're singing a tune of Wellerman.

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--> * For Captain Jack Sparrow's second verse, he and his crew rapped about Star-lord's childhood issues, while attacking a British Ships. It is both bad-ass and somewhat hilarious that there is a full-on battle while the crew raps like they're singing a tune of Wellerman.
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[[folder:Star-Lord vs. Captain Jack Sparrow]]
--> For Captain Jack Sparrow's second verse, he and his crew rapped about Star-lord's childhood issues, while attacking a British Ships. It is both bad-ass and somewhat hilarious that there is a full-on battle while the crew raps like they're singing a tune of Wellerman.
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* He then proceeds to dissect Nathan and Tintin without breaking a sweat. And in the latter case, he even knocks the map Tintin is holding to the ground, and then slaps Tintin too!

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* He then proceeds to dissect Nathan and Tintin without breaking a sweat. And in the latter case, he even knocks the map Tintin is holding to the ground, and then slaps Tintin too!
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--->'''Patrick Bateman:''' TAKE OUT YOUR BLADES, LET THE STAGE SEE WHO'S GREATER!\\
EITHER WAY, YOU'LL END UP WITH YOUR '''''FUCKING'' FACE IN NEWSPAPERS'''!\\

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--->'''Patrick Bateman:''' TAKE OUT YOUR BLADES, LET THE STAGE ''STAGE'' SEE WHO'S GREATER!\\
EITHER ''EITHER WAY, YOU'LL END UP WITH YOUR YOUR'' '''''FUCKING'' FACE IN NEWSPAPERS'''!\\
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--->'''Patrick Bateman:''' Shut down Lovett's love that she forced on ya!\\
Kept your feelings more reserved than Dorsia!\\
And now your lady's deceased, and she's plagued with disease!\\

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--->'''Patrick Bateman:''' Shut down Lovett's love that she forced ''forced'' on ya!\\
Kept your feelings more reserved than Dorsia!\\
''Dorsia''!\\
And now your lady's deceased, and she's plagued ''plagued'' with disease!\\



--->'''Patrick Bateman:''' Take out your blades; let the stage see who's greater!\\
Either way, you'll end up with your fuckin' face in newspapers!\\
There's an idea of Sweeney Todd, but he's all Barker, no bite!\\
Just a husk of a fraud who lost his child, wife, and life!

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--->'''Patrick Bateman:''' Take out your blades; let the stage see who's greater!\\
Either way, you'll end up with your fuckin' face in newspapers!\\
There's an idea of Sweeney Todd, but he's all Barker, no bite!\\
Just a husk of a fraud who lost his child, wife, and life!
TAKE OUT YOUR BLADES, LET THE STAGE SEE WHO'S GREATER!\\
EITHER WAY, YOU'LL END UP WITH YOUR '''''FUCKING'' FACE IN NEWSPAPERS'''!\\
'''THERE'S AN IDEA OF SWEENEY TODD BUT HE'S ALL ''BARKER'', NO ''BITE''!\\
JUST A ''HUSK'' OF A FRAUD WHO LOST HIS ''CHILD, WIFE AND LIFE''!'''
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[[folder: Amelia Earhart vs. D.B. Cooper]]
* Amelia Earhart sets the tone for the battle with her opening lines:
-->'''Amelia Earhart:''' Now I see you, Cooper, those sketches all seem redundant\\
Coulda just said he looks like [[Film/TheMatrix Agent Smith]]'s uglier cousin! (Ha!)\\
Uh, I fought for suffrage and supported equal rights (What?!)\\
But you and I cannot be equal in this fight!
** She then gets a MotorMouth verse that quickly establishes the difference between her and her opponent:
--->'''Amelia Earhart:''' I'm an American daredevil, tearing through various perilous aerial hells!\\
My Hart is in the air; of course my books flew off the shelves!\\
He's a civilian ex-militant irritant; he did a terrorist incident, since he was pissed off!\\
Jumped outta the plane too early, like he's dishonorable discharge!
** Her first verse closes with one more jab at her opponent's failure contrasted with her success.
--->'''Amelia Earhart:''' You couldn't distinguish a good chute; I got the Distinguished Flying Cross!\\
Your body most likely ended up like your whiskey: on the rocks!
* D.B. Cooper, voiced to perfection by [=RaccoonBroVA=], starts off with a commanding presence:
-->'''D.B. Cooper:''' Miss, you better listen; I've got bombs in my rhymes, hun.\\
And I intend to join the [[Film/EightMile 8-mile]]-high club.\\
The fly jacket-wearing skyjacker ain't afraid of danger\\
When my sunglasses make for greater aviators.
** He then spends some lines deconstructing his opponent's hero status.
--->'''D.B. Cooper:''' Heard you traveled the Atlantic, but not actually as pilot.\\
Became the forefront of air travel, being a backseat flier.\\
Even when your job was map reading, you were a novice.\\
Amy, you couldn't navigate your way to a dentist's office.
* Taking to the skies behind the wheel of a commercial plane, Earhart continues to tear her opponent down magnificently.
-->'''Amelia Earhart:''' Your case would've been brief if it weren't for clumsy investigators!\\
You passed notes around to prevaricate, [[PsychopathicManchild like you were grudging with second graders]]!\\
You dined on airplane food before committing your crime.\\
I dined with [[UsefulNotes/FranklinDelanoRoosevelt the man whose face was on your last dime]]!
* Having just burglarized a plane of his own, Cooper fires back.
-->'''D.B. Cooper:''' Can't land a plane or a joke, oh; that must be tough.\\
[[BoringInsult Your raps are like how I enact a robbery: "No funny stuff."]]\\
Get your partner to chart 'ya some better flows to fly on.\\
Send a feminist icon to the men she relied on.
* The battle closes with Earhart flying as close as she can to Cooper's plane just as he's about to jump out, the two VolleyingInsults all the while.
-->'''Amelia Earhart:''' The smoking and drinking and indecisiveness picking a flight plan\\
Highlights precisely: [[HollywoodMidlifeCrisis You're just a guy in a mid-flight crisis]]!\\
'''D.B. Cooper:''' Your legacy was buried when you crashed and got washed up.\\
[[ConsummateProfessional My legacy was buried when I got the job done.]]
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Thе most lame no-name John Doe fraud from ''VideoGame/{{Roblox}}!''\\

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Thе most lame no-name John Doe fraud from ''VideoGame/{{Roblox}}!''\\''Platform/{{Roblox}}!''\\
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[[FollowTheLeader Is that the only thing you didn't steal from]] Franchise/HarryPotter?

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[[FollowTheLeader Is that the only thing you didn't steal from]] Franchise/HarryPotter?Literature/HarryPotter?



Got the [[Franchise/JamesBond 007]] [[SevenDeadlySins deadly sins]] aching in me\\

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Got the [[Franchise/JamesBond [[Film/JamesBond 007]] [[SevenDeadlySins deadly sins]] aching in me\\



Your dev took from ''VideoGame/{{Earthbound}}'' and crammed it deep in your roots!\\

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Your dev took from ''VideoGame/{{Earthbound}}'' ''VideoGame/{{Earthbound|1994}}'' and crammed it deep in your roots!\\



--->'''The Spy:''' [[Franchise/JamesBond Bond]] levels of charm packing more [[Film/AustinPowers Power than Austin has]]\\

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--->'''The Spy:''' [[Franchise/JamesBond [[Film/JamesBond Bond]] levels of charm packing more [[Film/AustinPowers Power than Austin has]]\\



'''Bakugo:''' [[Franchise/WinnieThePooh Get Piglet out the Hundred Acre Woods]], he's not ready

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'''Bakugo:''' [[Franchise/WinnieThePooh [[Literature/WinnieThePooh Get Piglet out the Hundred Acre Woods]], he's not ready
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[[folder:The Rock vs Paperboy vs Edward Scissorhands]]
* In what is perhaps [[MundaneMadeAwesome the most grandiose game of Rock-Paper-Scissors ever played]], Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson starts off the battle with aplomb:
-->'''The Rock:''' I'll start this off; found some losers to put my foot in.\\
When I step in the stu, [[CharacterCatchPhrase can you smell what the Rock is cooking]]?\\
I keep my eyes on the green, so I'll tear through you\\
As millions cheer for me on their TV screens; call that paper-view!
** Rock then breaks Scissorhands down with his bars:
--->'''The Rock:''' Don't need a Rochambeaux to throw hands, Edward!\\
Nearly arrested so much, you're like the heart of your inventor!\\
[[FrameUp Crimes you didn't commit left your reputation shredded]]!\\
Bro, this arcade game relic runs with less frames per second!
** The Rock then moves on to Paperboy and channels his famous guest verse on "[[Music/TechN9ne Face Off]]":
--->'''The Rock:''' Paperboy drives, doing that town work, earning that minimum wage per hour\\
See a damn cat or a fence, you cower! Step in the ring, you'll be wetting your trousers!\\
I know Eddie's getting jealous, 'cause I'm boutta grab this biker\\
And I'll do what he can't manage to when I go smash this Ryder!
** He finishes off his verse with more brutal disses against Edward:
--->'''The Rock:''' The bank wouldn't throw you a cent; for me, it snows dividends!\\
But to give credit where it's due, [[DidNotGetTheGirl you sure got alone by the end]].\\
So once I've ripped apart the scissor bitch with my fists and dismantled him\\
We'll catch [[Creator/JohnnyDepp Depp]] in court again, this time suing for damages!
* Paperboy proves no slouch either, with slick opening lyrics.
-->'''Paperboy:''' Pass Paperboy a rap tape, and I'mma stack paper.\\
Cab trade; a VideoGame/BoulderDash player, how I Smash Dwayne up!\\
Racks later all the taxpayers; got my pad paid up!\\
Couldn't calculate my cash take if you were Creator/MattDamon!
** Of note is when he disses the Rock’s acting career:
--->'''Paperboy:''' Kinda horrid to think you went from scores in the ring\\
To the CGI abortion of Film/TheScorpionKing!\\
How does it feel to be in every second movie\\
But [[SuckinessIsPainful every second of your movies is so fucking boring, it stings]]?
** He also gets some decent shots in towards Scissorhands as well.
--->'''Paperboy:''' Got those nervous ticks; clockwork in your muscles!\\
[[NoSocialSkills You can't read the room; cross words leave you puzzled]]!\\
Goth nerd girls got your heart hurting for cuddles!\\
Not worth getting clipped in the act, so just cut it!
* Edward Scissorhands delivers a vaguely creepy and unsettling yet still badass verse as he goes right in against The Rock.
-->'''Edward Scissorhands:''' You ain't running this with [[VideoGame/ClockTower Scissorman]], my scissor hands\\
Wrap it all up when I slash these idiots to ribbon strands\\
As one-dimensional as Paperboy, while you're in the best shape\\
Your flicks cover plot holes with muscles; they're just flex tapes.
** He interestingly focuses on both his foes at once and remains calmly confident the whole time:
--->'''Edward Scissorhands:''' I'm on the frontpage of my town; maybe team up next time\\
[[BigOlEyebrows Dwayne's eyebrows are the only thing that's making the headlines]]\\
Both your deliveries came out the same since the start\\
I’ll make sure, next time you're casted, it'll just be your arm.
** His verse closes with an ominous reminder of how dangerous a foe he can be:
--->'''Edward Scissorhands:''' Chop chop chop you up like my flows, 'til The Rock is rubble\\
And spokesman is crushed and covered in holes by the time his monitor scrolls\\
'Cause I'm always cutting it close with these snippers up on your throat.\\
Nick the vain when I steal the thunder out from under you both.
* The climax of the video, in which all three participants charge at each other, all building up to a final twist:
-->'''The Rock:''' THE ROCK LIVES AGAIN! NEVER STAYIN' DEAD!\\
'''Paperboy:''' I’ll fight 'til the bitter end just to chase the bread!\\
'''Edward Scissorhands:''' To fit in with men, I'll stay ahead in this dispute.\\
'''The Rock:''' ROCK!\\
'''Paperboy:''' PAPER!\\
'''Edward Scissorhands:''' Uh... scissors?\\
[''all three collide with each other'']\\
'''???:''' [[WhamLine SHOOT!]]
* At that point, an unannounced fourth challenger arrives in the form of James Gunn, and he ''shuts shit down!''
-->'''James Gunn:''' Gunn on the set; time to move out my shot!\\
Roll in like cameras; I do what I want!\\
My day's got a fuckton more crucial things blocked\\
Than saving [[Film/TheSuicideSquad another damn Suicide Squad]]!
** He disses The Rock and Edward Scissorhands at the same time.
--->'''James Gunn:''' This barber's got beef with [[Film/BlackAdam2022 Bald Adam]] over here? What for?\\
Dwayne, this is the set for Rock Paper Scissors, not a fucking Thumb War!\\
Make actors my bitch, 'cause I'm the [[Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy2014 Star-Lord]]! Give Depp the cut, because he just leaves me bored!\\
Johnny [[DullSurprise gave so few fucks when he performed]], it's like my PG Porn!
** Gunn closes the battle by establishing how far above his opponents he is:
--->'''James Gunn:''' From [[Film/ScoobyDoo2002 Scooby-Doo]] to DC's fucking chancellor\\
And redesigning timelines; [[WhosLaughingNow went from cancelled to the canceler]]!\\
I'll scrap you nerds as well, 'fore I'm driven off in the far front!\\
Called shotgun, 'cause Gunn just called the shots on all y'all cunts!
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* The Demon Barber of Fleet Street starts off the battle with his disses paying homage homage to his musical's opening number:

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