History Awesome / EverybodyHatesChris

14th Apr '16 8:16:41 PM Joel32AK
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--> '''Julius''': [[LongSpeechTeaTime What if everybody who ever had a problem jumped off a bridge? Geraldine Ferraro could've been our country's first female Vice President, but her party lost. She didn't jump off a bridge. Nelson Mandela's been in jail for over 20 years. He didn't jump off a bridge. Ivan Lendl got stomped by Boris Becker at Wimbledon. Didn't jump off a bridge. Trevor Berbick, he got knocked out by Mike Tyson in less than five minutes. He didn't jump off a bridge! Jermaine Jackson got kicked out of the Jacksons...]]

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--> '''Julius''': [[LongSpeechTeaTime What if everybody who ever had a problem jumped off a bridge? Geraldine Ferraro could've been our country's first female Vice President, but her party lost. She didn't jump off a bridge. Nelson Mandela's been in jail for over 20 years. He didn't jump off a bridge. Ivan Lendl got stomped by Boris Becker at Wimbledon. Didn't jump off a bridge. Trevor Berbick, he got knocked out by Mike Tyson in less than five minutes. He didn't jump off a bridge! Jermaine Jackson got kicked out of the Jacksons...]] (''Continued from where he was cut off by transition, and Julius is now on television'') [[LongSpeechTeaTime He didn't jump off a bridge. The Chicago Cubs haven't won a World Series since 1908. They didn't jump off a bridge. James Earl Jones lost the Oscar for his performance in The Great White Hope. He didn't jump off a bridge.]]
14th Apr '16 8:05:42 PM Joel32AK
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* Another one for Julius in ''Everybody Hates New Year's'', Julius gets frustrated because a man is sitting on the bridge and blocking traffic when he is trying to get home to his family in time for New Year's, so Julius goes to resolve this himself. Below is the exchange that made the man change his mind about jumping off a bridge, inducing a [[LongSpeechTeaTime]] from Julius about why the man shouldn't kill himself.

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* Another one for Julius in ''Everybody Hates New Year's'', Julius gets frustrated because a man is sitting on the bridge and blocking traffic when he is trying to get home to his family in time for New Year's, so Julius goes to resolve this himself. Below is the exchange that made the man change his mind about jumping off a bridge, inducing a [[LongSpeechTeaTime]] LongSpeechTeaTime from Julius about why the man shouldn't kill himself.
14th Apr '16 8:04:55 PM Joel32AK
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** It might not seem like much, but this can be a moment of awesome for Greg.

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** It might not seem like much, but this can be a moment of awesome for Greg.Greg.
* Another one for Julius in ''Everybody Hates New Year's'', Julius gets frustrated because a man is sitting on the bridge and blocking traffic when he is trying to get home to his family in time for New Year's, so Julius goes to resolve this himself. Below is the exchange that made the man change his mind about jumping off a bridge, inducing a [[LongSpeechTeaTime]] from Julius about why the man shouldn't kill himself.
--> '''Julius''' (''Annoyed''): ''What'' are you doing up here, man?! Do you know you got traffic backed up all the way to exit the Lincoln Tunnel? It's New Year's Eve! People are trying to get home.
--> '''Man''' (''Glumly''): I can't do anything right...
--> '''Julius''': So you think you can fix that by jumping off a bridge?
--> '''Man''': [[TemptingFate Give me one good reason why I shouldn't.]]
--> '''Narrator''': ''He shouldn't have said that.''
--> '''Julius''': [[LongSpeechTeaTime What if everybody who ever had a problem jumped off a bridge? Geraldine Ferraro could've been our country's first female Vice President, but her party lost. She didn't jump off a bridge. Nelson Mandela's been in jail for over 20 years. He didn't jump off a bridge. Ivan Lendl got stomped by Boris Becker at Wimbledon. Didn't jump off a bridge. Trevor Berbick, he got knocked out by Mike Tyson in less than five minutes. He didn't jump off a bridge! Jermaine Jackson got kicked out of the Jacksons...]]
** What makes this more awesome is the fact that Julius was recognized and rewarded for his heroics by the local news, even if he wasn't humble about it in the slightest. It could also be considered heartwarming in that he did it simply to be home with the ones he loved for New Year's.
8th Apr '16 2:35:53 PM Joel32AK
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* In ''Everybody Hates Being Cool'', Chris could have gotten himself into a ''lot'' of trouble being an accomplice in a crime with the "cool kids", all of that for the sake of being accepted by his peers, but just as Chris was about to blow the whistle to warn the "cool kids" about the cops showing up... until Greg manages to talk him out of it and after Chris considered the consequences and right after the cops passed by, Chris and Greg [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere bailed before they could be named accessories to the crime]] the "cool kids" were about to do.

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* In ''Everybody Hates Being Cool'', Chris could have gotten himself into a ''lot'' of trouble being an accomplice in a crime with the "cool kids", all of that for the sake of being accepted by his peers, but just as Chris was about to blow the whistle to warn the "cool kids" about the cops showing up... until Greg manages to talk him out of it before Chris does it and after Chris considered the consequences and right after the cops passed by, Chris and Greg [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere bailed before they could be named accessories to the crime]] the "cool kids" were about to do.
8th Apr '16 2:34:57 PM Joel32AK
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--> '''Narrator''': ''I might be joining my grandfather sooner than I thought.''

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--> '''Narrator''': ''I might be joining my grandfather sooner than I thought.''''
*In ''Everybody Hates Being Cool'', Chris could have gotten himself into a ''lot'' of trouble being an accomplice in a crime with the "cool kids", all of that for the sake of being accepted by his peers, but just as Chris was about to blow the whistle to warn the "cool kids" about the cops showing up... until Greg manages to talk him out of it and after Chris considered the consequences and right after the cops passed by, Chris and Greg [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere bailed before they could be named accessories to the crime]] the "cool kids" were about to do.
** It might not seem like much, but this can be a moment of awesome for Greg.
16th Jul '15 3:09:58 PM Joel32AK
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** Plus, Chris defending Rochelle earlier when she gets criticized rather unfairly over iced tea, despite risking his grandmother's anger and disregarding the fact that he'd be in a battle [[Unwinnable he cannot win]].

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** Plus, Chris defending Rochelle earlier when she gets criticized rather unfairly over iced tea, despite risking his grandmother's anger and disregarding the fact that he'd be put himself in a battle [[Unwinnable he cannot win]].lose-lose situation.
16th Jul '15 3:05:45 PM Joel32AK
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** Plus, Chris defending Rochelle earlier when she gets criticized rather unfairly over iced tea, despite risking his grandmother's anger.

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** Plus, Chris defending Rochelle earlier when she gets criticized rather unfairly over iced tea, despite risking his grandmother's anger.anger and disregarding the fact that he'd be in a battle [[Unwinnable he cannot win]].
16th Jul '15 2:58:39 PM Joel32AK
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** Plus, Chris defending Rochelle earlier when she gets criticized.

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** Plus, Chris defending Rochelle earlier when she gets criticized.criticized rather unfairly over iced tea, despite risking his grandmother's anger.
--> '''Maxine:''' Rochelle, can't you make a decent glass of iced tea?
--> '''Chris:''' [[SuddenlyShouting Well, can't you leave her alone?!]] It's iced tea! ''(Everyone at the table is looking at Chris at this point.)'' If you're thirsty, you drink it! If you're not, ''don't''! ''(Maxine is looking utterly dumbfounded.)''
--> '''Narrator''': ''I might be joining my grandfather sooner than I thought.''
16th Jul '15 2:49:46 PM Joel32AK
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQxTvWxVvmU&list=FL99E3ZhTOBPmYyc6aX5zA0A Rochelle]] breaking out of her StepfordSmiler phase and standing up to her family, notably her mother, for walking over and criticizing her in "Everyone Hates Funerals", all completed with giving every single relative a ReasonYouSuckSpeech.

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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQxTvWxVvmU&list=FL99E3ZhTOBPmYyc6aX5zA0A Rochelle]] breaking out of her StepfordSmiler phase and standing up to her family, notably her mother, for walking over and criticizing her in "Everyone Hates Funerals", all completed with giving every single relative a ReasonYouSuckSpeech.ReasonYouSuckSpeech, the trigger being Rochelle's mother eating Rochelle's chocolate turtles. Below is the aforementioned speech...
--> '''Rochelle''': "If you didn't like them, why did you eat them? Mama, I am sick of you. Ever since you got here, you have not stopped complaining. Just because Daddy is dead does not mean that you can come into my house and tell everybody what to do. '''(To Michael)''' And Michael, get your feet off of my damn couch before I slap the jam out of your toes. '''(To Charlotte, alias Aunt Grievey)''' Aunt Grievey, stop all that crying. You cried on Easter. You cried on Halloween. You cried on Flag Day. Get some Kleenex, wipe your nose, 'cause it ain't that damn sad. And hang up my phone! '''(To Aunt Mousey)''' And Aunt Mousey, take off your coat and speak up. You're over there peeping and squeaking. You sound like a damn rat. Use your words! You're damn near 60 years old! '''(Addressing her mother one last time)''' And, Mama, the next time you want to eat my Turtles, the least you could do is like them."
28th Nov '14 8:58:00 PM EverybodyHatesBilly
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* After everything that Chris went through in "Everybody Hates Bomb Threats" involving a speech he had to memorize, what does he do when his teacher tells him [[ExactWords he had to ]]''[[ExactWords memorize ]]''[[ExactWords it]], not ''recite'' it? [[spoiler: He recites it... all of it... to his teacher, despite his protests, to the tune of "We're Not Gonna Take It".]] That may not sound awesome, but what really sells it [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sIsWghf1m0&t=6m30s is Chris' determination]].

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* After everything that Chris went through in "Everybody Hates Bomb Threats" involving a speech he had to memorize, what does he do when his teacher tells him [[ExactWords he had to ]]''[[ExactWords memorize ]]''[[ExactWords it]], not ''recite'' it? [[spoiler: He recites it... all of it... to his teacher, despite his protests, to the tune of "We're Not Gonna Take It".]] That may not sound awesome, but what really sells it [[http://www.[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sIsWghf1m0&t=6m30s com/watch?v=1lBIhYPlOoI&t=6m32s is Chris' determination]].
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