History Awesome / EpicRapBattlesOfHistory

19th Jul '17 4:12:45 PM BossKey
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* As a first in ERB, the final verse has Peter and Lloyd delivering their verses in sync:
--> '''Peter/''Lloyd'':''' Yo I guess what I'm saying, man, is that I'm running out of patience, man / ''I've fought with my wife and gone under the knife''\\
I'm a patient man, but sometimes you need to be a patient, man / ''And I've taken years off the back end of my life''\\
I got the same shit I was dealing with at the very beginning! / ''Man, right since the beginning we've been fighting! No one's winning!''\\
I'm trying to get somewhere with it, man, but all / ''People would kill to do what we do for a living!''\\
'''Both: ''YOUR BITCHING IS KEEPING MY WHEELS SPINNING!'''''
18th Jul '17 5:18:00 PM nombretomado
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* Ivan boasts "I'm the first Tsar of ''all of Russia!''" and the entire cast of "Rasputin vs. Stalin" appear behind him--including PewDiePie's Baryshnikov, who does some eye-catching ballet twirls that didn't appear in the original video.

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* Ivan boasts "I'm the first Tsar of ''all of Russia!''" and the entire cast of "Rasputin vs. Stalin" appear behind him--including PewDiePie's LetsPlay/PewDiePie's Baryshnikov, who does some eye-catching ballet twirls that didn't appear in the original video.
10th Jul '17 10:32:21 AM BossKey
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* Bonnie and Clyde get a pretty good flow to round off their first verse:
--> '''Clyde:''' 'Cause there's gonna be a tragedy!\\
'''Bonnie:''' Make you ache like your balls on the balcony!\\
'''Clyde:''' Barrow Gang put their money where their mouth is,\\
'''Both:''' Spit sick like a plague '''on both your houses!'''
* Let's just say there's a reason why Juliet earned herself a lot of fans:
--> And you there, wench with the neck of a chicken,\\
You'll get an ass-ripping worse than your boyfriend's in prison!\\
You're not a true romance, you're just a conjugal visit!\\
Oh, but that's not even your real husband, now is it?


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* Gretzky's first verse is [[HurricaneOfPuns full of various puns]], but one in particular stands out:
--> And my hot wife, the only woman in the world for Wayne!\\
You're on your fourth wife; talk about the (E)X Games!
3rd Jul '17 12:08:02 PM ChaoticNovelist
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-->"You never had sex, but you sure got ''screwed by me!''"

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-->"You never had sex, may be celibate, but you sure got ''screwed by me!''"
6th Jun '17 12:48:22 PM hellwolf99
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--> You're old and your Basic
--> Your talent has faded
--> And Oiler Alert!
--> You're about to get Traded!

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--> You're old and your Basic
-->
you're basic, Your talent has faded
--> And
faded, and Oiler Alert!
--> You're
Alert: you're about to get Traded!traded!



-->Timeout! Let's talk about althetic achievements!
-->You and I have so many world records between us!
--> 184! That's plenty of 'em,
--> ''And I set 183 of 'em!''

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-->Timeout! --> Time out! Let's talk about althetic achievements!
-->You
athletic achievements! You and I have so many world records between us!
-->
us 184! That's plenty of 'em,
-->
'em, ''And I set 183 of 'em!''
27th Apr '17 10:09:50 AM SAMAS
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They put Beaker in a bow tie up against me?!\\

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They put Beaker [[Franchise/TheMuppets Beaker]] in a bow tie up against me?!\\



-->The Universe is infinite, but this battle is finished.

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-->The Universe is infinite, but this battle is finished. finished!



* "See there's a difference between you and me, Willy: I fought till I was actually ''free'', Willy."

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* "See there's a difference between you and me, Willy: I fought till I was actually ''free'', Willy."''[[Film/FreeWilly free]]'', [[Film/FreeWilly Willy]]!"



-->'''A&J:''' and [[JerkassHasAPoint Walter Peck was right:]] ''that's some shady shit!''

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-->'''A&J:''' and [[JerkassHasAPoint Walter Peck was right:]] ''that's That's some shady shit!''''shady'' shit!



-->Get your stick, hold'em!; heat em up, smokin'!
-->High speed shows your ass get beat in slow motion!

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-->Get -->'''Peter:''' Get your stick, hold'em!; stick,
-->'''Egon, Ray, Winston:''' Hold'em!;
-->'''Peter:'''
heat em up, smokin'!
-->High
up,
'''E,R,W:''' Smokin'!
-->'''All:''' High
speed shows your ass get beat in slow motion!



-->We came, we saw, we kicked your ass!

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-->We -->'''Winston:''' It's a rap test, dummy!
-->'''Egon:''' And you're both gettin' crashed!
-->'''All:''' We
came, we saw, we kicked ''kicked your ass!ass''!
25th Apr '17 8:12:37 AM ChaoticNovelist
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* Think about the tragic flaw of the Star Wars series. After three great works featuring Darth Vader, Lucas decided to make more and created horrible tripe that nearly ruined the franchise. Meanwhile, Epic Rap Battles actually learned from it and stopped after three great works featuring Darth Vader.
* Hitler easily won the first two battles, both by the lyrics and the fact Vader had to resort to violence when he run out of ideas. The third battle was much more even, but again Vader basically forfeited.

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* Think about the tragic flaw of the Star Wars series. After three great works featuring Darth Vader, Lucas decided to make more and created horrible tripe that nearly ruined the franchise. Meanwhile, Epic Rap Battles actually learned from it and stopped after three great works featuring Darth Vader.
* Hitler easily won the first two battles, both by the lyrics and the fact Vader had to resort to violence when he run out of ideas. The third battle was much more even, but again Vader basically forfeited.
18th Apr '17 5:59:30 AM Marin1977
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* Hitler easily won the first two battles, both by the lyrics and the fact Vader had to resort to violence when he run out of ideas. The third battle was much more even, but again Vader basically forfeited.
30th Mar '17 1:01:18 AM PaulA
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** I don't even care how many, like, stupid Prussians you killed, 'cos to me, you're just the emperor of the '''[[WizardOfOz LOLLIPOP GUILD!]]'''

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** I don't even care how many, like, stupid Prussians you killed, 'cos to me, you're just the emperor of the '''[[WizardOfOz '''[[Film/TheWizardOfOz LOLLIPOP GUILD!]]'''
20th Mar '17 12:23:23 PM ading
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* The fact that they didn't portray Donald in a positive light ''at all'', even making his entire verse a thinly veiled TakeThat to the real deal. Very fitting considering the various horrible things he's said during this election.

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* The fact that they didn't portray Donald in a positive light ''at all'', even making his entire verse a thinly veiled not-even-thinly-veiled TakeThat to the real deal. Very fitting considering the various horrible things he's said during this election.
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