History Awesome / DragonShortZ

-->'''Piccolo:''' No.
-->'''Vegeta:''' Oh come on, why not?!
-->'''Piccolo:''' Because I don't want to.
-->'''Vegeta:''' What, you've got something better to do?
-->'''Piccolo:''' (''cheerfully'') Nope! (''Goes back to meditating'') [[note]]Dozing.[[/note]] [[note]]'''[[InsistentTerminology Meditating.]]'''[[/note]]

'''18:''' (''[[TranquilFury without raising her voice]]'') But I don't owe ''you'' shit. [[AbusiveParents You beat your kid]] and [[DomesticAbuse ignore your wife]], and when you're not doing that, you're trying to start fights with people because of [[ItsAllAboutMe your screaming ego]]. [[YouRemindMeOfX You remind me of my dad]], but at least ''he'' had the common courtesy to stay dead. So take your massive [[InferioritySuperiorityComplex inferiority complex]] the hell off our beach; and ''maybe'' I'll fight you again someday, when you stop acting like such a massive [[BleepDammit c*nt]].

-->'''Gohan:''' I don't like fighting, Vegeta! I only did it because it was literally do-or-die. And frankly, at this point, I'd be fighting you... out of pity. Is that what you want? A pity-fight? (''[[StunnedSilence Vegeta doesn't answer]]'') Yeah. Goodbye, Vegeta.

* Krillin and Android 18 are on their first date at a fancy restaurant, and their waiter, Samuel, [[MuggingTheMonster is pretty much ignoring Krillin and coming on to 18.]] She has none of it, though, and is quick to shut that down. Then when Samuel makes an insulting comment towards 18, Krillin is naturally pretty pissed at this, and intimidates Samuel into apologizing to her by showing just how easily he could wreck his shit if he wanted to.

'''Android 18:''' Alright, Sammy… 3 things; first, ''you'' [[SpeedSex wouldn’t make it past 10:05]]. Second, you wouldn’t ''[[ManOfSteelWomanOfKleenex live]]'' past 10:06. Third, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking we’re still waiting on our waters]]. So, if you value your job and/or life (''pulls out a knife''), you’re gonna take this knife, cut the bullshit, and get us our goddamn Pellegrino.\\

'''Samuel:''' Shit! Okay, fine! Coulda just said “no”! (''mutters'') God, don’t need to be a monster bitch about it.\\

* There's something bizarrely awesome about Goten's...unusual manner of birth, just as much as it is hilarious as HFIL. Chi-Chi's final push ''somehow'' charges up a Kamehameha, prompting everyone to get out the way at Vegeta's quick warning. The amazing part is that not only is Goten shot several hundred feet away from the house, landing in the snow, but ''there's no umbilical cord'' meaning ''the Kamehameha outright disintegrated it''. And then the naked newborn infant starts giggling and cooing despite being in the snow, like nothing's wrong.

** And as Krillin promised, it was ''exactly'' five seconds between his requesting the apology and making good on the threat.

* The short takes advantage of its non-canon status to give us a very special trick-or-treater: [[spoiler:Kid Buu!]]
** Really, all the characters in this short shouldn't be there given the time period that the Shortz... shorts... take place in, and given TFS has said they're not doing the Buu Saga, it's nice to see them represented. Perfect Cell is dead, obviously, as is Android 16. But then there's [[spoiler: Super Saiyan Blue Goku, Super Saiyan God Vegeta, and Beerus (with Whis getting a mention), in addition to Kid Buu.]]

-->'''Mr Popo:''' (''[[BerserkButton yelling in the background]]'') '''WHO JUST BROKE ''RULE SIX?!'''''

** Just how filthy stinking rich is he? The zeni has been worth either 1 or 1.5 yen. At lowest, and with the exchange rates at the time of the short's release, Yamcha would have ''$186,025,760.00''. That's right, the all-time biggest ButtMonkey of the ''Dragon Ball'' series is a multi-millionaire! (Probably not as rich as Bulma or Mr. Satan, but definitely fabulously well-off.)

* By the end of the short, he's filthy rich, owns Hetap, and has started a successful sports bar chain. TFS did what canon couldn't and gave [[ButtMonkey Yamcha]] [[EarnYourHappyEnding a happy ending.]]

* By the end of the short, he's filthy stinking rich, owns Hetap, and has started a successful sports bar chain. TFS did what canon couldn't and gave [[ButtMonkey Yamcha]] [[EarnYourHappyEnding a happy ending.]]

* There's something bizarrely awesome about Goten's...unusual manner of birth, as much as it is hilarious as HFIL. Chi-Chi's final push ''somehow'' charges up a Kamehameha, prompting everyone to get out the way at Vegeta's quick warning. The amazing part is that not only is Goten shot several hundred feet away from the house, landing in the snow, but ''there's no umbilical cord'' meaning ''the Kamehameha outright disintegrated it''. And then the naked newborn infant starts giggling and cooing despite being in the snow, like nothing's wrong.

* There's something bizarrely awesome about Goten's...unusual manner of birth, as much as it is hilarious as HFIL. Chi-Chi's final push ''somehow'' charges up a Kamehameha, prompting everyone to duck at Vegeta's quick warning. The amazing part is that not only is Goten shot several hundred feet away from the house, landing in the snow, but ''there's no umbilical cord'' meaning ''the Kamehameha outright disintegrated it''. And then the naked newborn infant starts giggling and cooing despite being in the snow, like nothing's wrong.

** Really, all the characters in this short shouldn't be there given the time period that the Shortz... shorts... take place in, and given TFS has said they're not doing the Buu Saga, it's nice to see them represented. Perfect Cell is dead, obviously, as is Android 16. But then there's [[spoiler: Super Saiyan Blue Goku, Super Saiyan God Vegeta, and Beerus (with Whis getting a mention), in addition to Kid Buu.]]

!!Cell in a Hell
* After being an unstoppable beast for most of the series, Cell gets hit with karma ''hard'' once he reaches the afterlife. King Yemma sends him to HFIL after taking one look at his rap sheet, and Cell's powers are completely nullified thanks to an ankle bracelet Goz and Mez put on him.
* Turns out you ''can'' get out of HFIL if you're good enough, but Freeza isn't interested. [[AtLeastIAdmitIt He knows who he is]].
-->'''Cell:''' If it's that easy, why the here are ''you'' still here?
-->'''Freeza:''' You see, Perfect Cell, it's because...
-->''(Freeza wraps his tail around Cell's neck and starts choking him)''
-->'''Freeza:''' I know who I f***ing am. I'm a child-killing, people-enslaving, galactic tyrant. And I'd rather die a million more times before I ever pretend otherwise. Welcome to the Home For Infinite Losers, loser!
** And bear in mind, just a minute earlier, [[BullyingADragon Cell was bragging he was technically stronger than Freeza]]. [[DidntThinkThisThrough Too bad you can't use your ki in Hell]].
* The massive villain reunion in this episode is made possible by Marc Soskin reprising his roles as King Yemma, Recoome, and Jeice after largely retiring from voice acting.

** Really, all the characters in this short shouldn't be there given the time period that the Shortz... shorts... take place in, and given TFS has said they're not doing the Buu Saga, it's nice to see them represented. Perfect Cell is dead, obviously, as is Android 16. But then there's [[spoiler: Super Saiyan Blue Goku, Super Saiyan God Vegeta, and Beerus (with Whis getting a mention), in addition to Kid Buu.]]

** Really, all the characters in this short shouldn't be there given the time period that the Shortz... shorts... take place in, and given TFS has said they're not doing the Buu Saga, it's nice to see them represented. Perfect Cell is dead, obviously, as is Android 16. But then there's [[spoiler: Super Saiyan Blue Goku, Super Saiyan God Vegeta, and Beerus (with Whis getting a mention), in addition to Kid Buu.]]

!!Cell in a Hell | HFIL
While most of the short is a funny FauxHorrific romp with DBZA's RoguesGallery, [[FauxAffablyEvil Frieza]] still manages to come off as absolutely terrifying.
-->'''Frieza:''' You want out of here? Play nice, work off your time, and convince them you're not a total piece of shit.\\
'''Cell:''' Oh really? If it's that easy, [[ArmorPiercingQuestion why the here are YOU still here?]]\\
'''Frieza:''' *laughs* Oh, you see, Perfect Cell, it's because-\\
''Frieza suddenly grabs him [[NeckLift by his neck with his tail and lifts him into the air]]''\\
'''Frieza:''' [[IAmWhatIAm I know who I f***ing am.]] I'm a [[WouldHurtAChild child-killing,]] [[SlaveryIsASpecialKindOfEvil people-enslaving,]] [[GalacticConqueror galactic tyrant]]. [[FullyEmbracedFiend And I'd rather die a million times again before I ever pretend otherwise.]]\\
'''Cell:''' ''(visibly struggling)'' [[MoodWhiplash You've awakened something, I think.]]\\
''Frieza effortlessly performs a NeckSnap on him''\\
'''Frieza:''' ''(as Cell starts to black out)'' Welcome to the Home For Infinite Losers, loser.

'''Frieza:''' [[IAmWhatIAm I know who I f***ing am.]] I'm a [[WouldHurtAChild child-killing,]] [[SlaveryIsASpecialKindOfEvil people-enslaving,]] [[GalacticConqueror galactic tyrant]]. [[CardCarryingVillain And I'd rather die a million times again before I ever pretend otherwise.]]\\

** Really, all the characters in this short shouldn't be there given the time period that the Shortz... shorts... take place in, and given TFS has said they're not doing the Buu Saga, it's nice to see them represented. Perfect Cell is dead, obviously, as is Android 16. But then there's [[spoiler: Super Saiyan Blue Goku, Super Saiyan God Vegeta, and Beerus (with Whis getting a mention), in addition to Kid Buu.]]

** A reminder that though Krillin [[ButtMonkey gets trashed on for]] [[CantCatchUp not being up to the same snuff as the people he's surrounded by, including 18 herself]], let's just say that waiter was beyond lucky he didn't get a headbutt and didn't find out in the worst way possible why this "midget" is ''[[CharlesAtlasSuperpower the world's strongest human]]'' for a reason. Specifically, that "Second weakest member of Goku's friends" still puts you comfortably in the same power tier as most video game final bosses.

* After Vegeta shows up at Kame House and claims that Android 18 "owes" him a rematch for their fight in the Android Saga, she shuts him down with a '''scathing''' TheReasonYouSuckSpeech that actually leaves him utterly speechless and unable to respond, with bonus points for taking his CountryMatters rant from ''Abridged'' proper and turning it into a PrecisionFStrike.

* The short takes advantage of its non-canon status to give us a very special trick-or-treater: [[spoiler:Kid Buu!]]

** Just how filthy stinking rich is he? The zeni has been worth either 1 or 1.5 yen. At lowest, and with the exchange rates at the time of the short's release, Yamcha would have ''$186,025,760.00''. That's right, the all-time biggest ButtMonkey of the ''Dragon Ball'' series is a multi-millionaire!

** A reminder that though Krillin [[ButtMonkey gets crapped on for]] [[CantCatchUp not being up to the same snuff as the people he's surrounded by, including 18 herself]], let's just say that waiter was beyond lucky he didn't get a headbutt and didn't find out in the worst way possible why this "midget" is ''[[CharlesAtlasSuperpower the world's strongest human]]'' for a reason. Specifically, that "Second weakest member of Goku's friends" still puts you comfortably in the same power tier as most video game final bosses.

-->'''Gohan:''' I don't like fighting, Vegeta! I only did it because it was literally do-or-die. And frankly, at this point, I'd be fighting you... out of pity. Is that what you want? A pity-fight? (''[[StunnedSilence Vegeta doesn't answer]]'') Yeah. Goodbye, Vegeta.

-->'''Piccolo:''' (''cheerfully'') Nope! (''Goes back to meditating'') [note]Dozing.[/note] [note]'''Meditating.'''[/note]