History Awesome / DragonBallAbridged

For an AbridgedSeries, WebVideo/DragonBallAbridged still has its share of pretty awesome moments, as well as funny ones, as well at their Lets Plays.

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[[folder:Season 1]]
* Episode Ten. Goku Vs. Vegeta. Oh, yeah. TFS made it [[UpToEleven look more awesome than]] [[Anime/DragonBallZ the real fight.]] While making funnier, too.
* From Episode 9, we have Goku [[CurbStompBattle beating the crap out of Nappa]] '''''in under half a minute!'''''
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[[folder:Season 2]]
* Gohan finally tells Chichi off in episode 11. The word fuck coming out of a kid's mouth has never been so awesome.
** You forgot Gohan telling Nappa he was going to skullfuck him?
** How about his BigDamnHeroes moment in saving Dende before he gets killed by Dodoria:
-->'''Krillin''': Breathe, Gohan. You're a leaf, a leaf in a calm stream.
-->'''Gohan''': '''[[PrecisionFStrike F*CK]] THE STREAM!'''
* Episode 18, we have Krillin letting loose some pent-up aggression against Bulma. [[MoodWhiplash Of course, Bulma punches him for it, but still.]]
* The sheer audacity Vegeta had to stay in Freeza's ship, search for the Dragon Balls and throw them away before leaving.
** And than he left a note
-->'''Freeza''': It just says "dear Freeza," and there's a picture of a butt.
** Followed by Gohan having the same audacity to ''steal a Dragon Ball from Vegeta right as he stole one from Krillin and Bulma.'' The realization of this leads to the below.
* The scream from Episode 18, so powerful it went through time and space.
-->'''Gohan''': Hey Krillin, you hear that?\\
'''Krillin''': I ''feel'' that.
* Vegeta effortlessly dispatching Zarbon in episode 17 after all the grief he put him through.
--> '''Zarbon:''' You've made a huge mistake Vegeta! Now [[PrepareToDie prepare to die]]!
--> *splat*
--> '''Vegeta:''' What was that? I couldn't hear you over [[SingleStrokeBattle that hole I made in your stomach.]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zsZLN3Xjhc#t=9m50s Goku leaving his spaceship Namek... to the tune of]] [[HulkHogan I Am A Real American!!!!]]
** Also [[FunnyMoments hilarious]], considering the fact that the whole episode was one long series of wrestling jokes.
* After an entire episode of the Ginyu Force destroying Team Three Star, Goku appears and decimates each of them in a few seconds.
** More specifically, ''Goku Time.''
--> '''Goku (without a hint of irony):''' ''"Now where are the fighters?"''
* KILLING CRABS! IN THE '''OCEAN!!''' KILL IT FAST, '''PAIN EXPLOSION!!!'''
* A more low key example: Krillin getting Bulma, after all her frustration and anger at getting left behind on Namek, to calm down and give them to Dragon Radar simply by calmly talking to her.
-->'''Bulma''': ''[enraged]'' WHY!? Why would you leave me alone here!? I don't know this place! Did you know there are [[GiantEnemyCrab giant crabs]] down there!? I do! I killed one!
-->'''Krillin''': Okay, Bulma, let's just calm down. Why are you upset?
-->'''Bulma''': Why? Because I am always alone.
-->'''Krillin''': Okay, Bulma. If we were to stay here, what would that accomplish?
-->'''Bulma''': ....just take the f[[[SoundEffectBleep bleep]]]ing radar.
* There's a sort of meta moment of awesome in Episode 23. Now, Goku and Ginyu have exchanged bodies. Now, you may think that VoicesAreMental just as they were in [[Anime/DragonBallZ the main series]], but nope. Goku and Ginyu have each other's voices...but still ''talk'' like themselves throughout two-thirds of the episode. It really shows some competent voice work and attention to detail.
* Vegeta Vs Jeice was even better then the actual version in the show. Not only is Vegeta more badass, but he's darkly funny as well.
--> '''Jeice''': What the hell happened to you? You were not this strong when you fought Recoome.
--> '''Vegeta''': Looks like you have some required reading to do. (Holding his Saiyan Handbook, which cuts to scene of Jeice reading it)
--> '''Jeice''': Okay. Warrior race, full moon, lose your tail, stronger every time you almost--[[OhCrap Oh, well I'm right proper f***ed aren't I?]]
--> '''Vegeta''': [[PreAssKickingOneLiner Right in the down under.]] (Teleport boot to the face, chop to the ribs, and Jeice opens his eyes just in time to see Vegeta about to blast him point blank.)
--> '''Jeice''': [[Film/JurassicPark Clever girl...]] (KABOOM)
* [[HeroKiller Freeza's]] genuinely chilling entrance at the end of Episode 24:
--> '''Vegeta''': Don't you understand!? If it didn't grant my wish, then I'm not immortal, and Freeza's going to... g-going to... (All freeze, making sounds of abject terror).
--> '''Freeza''': [[AffablyEvil Oh no, don't mind me.]] [[PreAssKickingOneLiner By all means;]] ''give me some ideas.''
** Earlier in the episode, there's his BadassBoast to Nail.
--> '''Freeza''': Tell me, have you ever heard of Planet Vegeta?
--> '''Nail''': N-No?
--> '''Freeza''': Funny, because I expect to hear the same from the next person when I ask them about Namek.
* Nail laughing right in Freeza's face after he just got curbstomped by him. It takes serious hutzpah to do that.
* This CallBack is an awesome moment for Gohan in my opinion:
-->'''Vegeta''': SO WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'?!'''
-->'''Gohan''': What am I doin'?
-->'''Vegeta''': '''WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'?!'''
-->'''Gohan''': Nothing much.
-->'''Vegeta''': '''THWARTIN' MY PLANS?!'''
-->'''Gohan''': Thwartin' your plans?
-->'''Vegeta''': '''ARE YOU?!'''
-->'''Gohan''': ...'''Yes.'''
* YMMV on this but Super Kami Guru's crowning moment of jerkassry through forcing himself to die when Vegeta is about to make his immortality wish, thus disabling the Dragon Balls, is awesome in a weird way especially when you consider he is literally sacrificing himself in order to be the biggest dick in the universe, and (unknowingly) preventing Vegeta from gaining immortality.
* Episode 25 contains a CMOA for Vegeta, Gohan, and even resident ButtMonkey Krillin.
** Vegeta holds his own against Freeza's first form and forces him to transform.
*** And even gets a BadassBoast out of it. "Go ahead and mock me, Freeza. But I'm not afraid of you. So why don't you doll yourself and get ready for a night on the town, because I'm about to take you to a ballroom blitz!"
** Gohan gets pissed all to hell and lays an epic smackdown on Freeza after Freeza impales Krillin.
--> "Gohan SMASH effeminate alien! '''[[HulkOut GOHAN STRONGEST THERE IS!]]'''"
** And Krillin has himself a BigDamnHeroes moment when Freeza's about to crush Gohan, throwing a Destructo Disk that slices off Freeza's tail.
*** That part was more awesome than in the actual series! (This seems to be a trend throughout the entire series)
-->'''Krillin''': Kiss my ass [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch]], I'm immortal! [[spoiler: Even though he isn't.]]
-->'''Krillin:''' *flying off* "SUCK MY DIIIIIIICK!!!"
** Also, Piccolo uppercutting Freeza while he's telling one of his sadistic jokes.
*** Made better by his entrance to [[CrowningMusicOfAwesome Magus' battle theme]] from ''VideoGame/ChronoTrigger''.
--> '''Freeza''': How many Namekians does it ta- *PUNCH*
--> '''Piccolo''': Just one.
* Another from 25, a [[CallBack Call Back]] to episode 18, this time demonstrating just how powerful Freeza is.
--> '''Gohan''': Krillin, do you feel that!?
--> '''Krillin''': I ''taste'' that!
* Freeza, also in episode 25, single-handedly [[BrickJoke brought the "Krilled Owned Count"]] all the way up to 25, for 11 Ownings at once.
--> '''Freeza''': "One down. Ahh, I think [[ImpaledWithExtremePrejudice impalement]] is my favorite way to kill a person."
** Which is itself another one. This series can have the villain earnestly say that ''and still be a legitimate comedy.''
* Gohan {{Calling The Old Man Out}} upon seeing it's Captain Ginyu in Goku's body.
* While ultimately useless, there's something awesome about seeing Vegeta, Krillin and Gohan firing at Freeza with all they got, complete with a Badass order from Vegeta.
-->'''Vegeta:''' "''Dust this bitch!''"
* Dende takes out his aggression towards no one using his proper name (and Vegeta's casual slaughter of his people). On a mortally wounded Vegeta asking him for a heal.
--> "Oh no... do ''not'' be that guy right now..."
--> "Oh, I'm going to be that guy right now."
** "''Nobody'' f*cks with the [[TheMedic white mage]]." [[spoiler:Nobody but Freeza, anyway.]]
* Gohan pulls off another BadassBookworm boast in episode 26:
--> "Hey Freeza! The human body is composed of 70% water. I am 100% death! HAVE SOME!"
* Also from Episode 26, this gem from Freeza.
-->'''Freeza:''' I have a question for you though.
-->'''Piccolo:''' What's that?
-->'''Freeza:''' '''Die.'''
-->'''Piccolo:''' [[LampshadeHanging That's... not a... questio-]] (gets cut off and [[MeteorMove spiked into the ground]] by Freeza'')
-->'''Freeza:''' That's because I don't do requests.
'''''Episode 27'''''
* Freeza utterly [[CurbStompBattle curb stomping]] Vegeta after a particularly egotistical {{Badass Boast}}.
--> But before we part ways, Vegeta, let me tell you a tale. ''*whacks Vegeta with [[IncrediblyLamePun his tail]]*'' The end.
** I thought this part was incredible:
-->'''Freeza''': *While hitting Vegeta in the back repeatedly.* Stop hitting yourself. *WHACK!* Stop hitting yourself. *WHACK!* Stop hitting yourself. *Lets go of Vegeta, letting him fall to the ground*
-->'''Vegeta''': Aahh! ... Aahah, you're the one hitting me... !
-->'''Freeza''': Au contraire, Vegeta. ''You brought this upon yourself.''
* Earlier in the series, Freeza mentions keeping track of how many times he hears various {{Badass Boast}}s, since the Namekians are unable to come up with one he hasn't heard ''at least'' twelve times. When Goku arrives to stare down Freeza, he immediately delivers one ''Freeza's never heard before''.
* This little exchange is a CMOA for both Vegeta and Freeza:
--> '''Freeza''': "It seems our game is over, Vegeta. Now that we're done here, it's time to send you crying home to mommy."
--> '''Vegeta''': "My mother's dead."
--> '''Freeza''': "I know."
** It's a Crowning Moment for both VAs, that's for sure.
* Vegeta swallows his pride and delivers a BadassBoast for Goku while fighting to stay concious.
--> '''Vegeta''': "You see, Freeza? You aren't dealing with the average Saiyan warrior anymore."
--> '''Freeza''': "Ooooh myyyy GOOOOOD..."
--> '''Vegeta''': "He has risen above, and become a '''legend'''! The legend that you '''fear'''! He has become...A '''SUPER SAI'''--[[KilledMidSentence YAUGH]]!"
-->'''Goku: '''"(Gasp) Vegeta!"
--> '''Freeza:''' "No, seriously, you have no idea how old that got."
** It's distinctly possible he had been repeating the Super Saiyan Speech on purpose. Why? Because that is literally the only thing Freeza is afraid of!
** It's an epic CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming and [[RedemptionEqualsDeath Crowning]] [[ManlyTears Moment]] [[DeathEqualsRedemption Of]] HeelFaceTurn as well, since that was the BadassBoast he had been using for himself the whole time he was fighting Freeza.
* After Goku insulted him without any malice, Freeza starts [[BeamSpam shooting an entire volley of beams at Goku.]] ''[[NoSell Who nonchalantly diverts each one of them without breaking a sweat]], [[CrouchingMoronHiddenBadass while still describing how ridiculous he thinks Freeza looks]].'' When you consider that one of those beams is enough to kill Vegeta, that's quite impressive.
* After Vegeta gives his little Super Saiyan speech for the second time, Freeza delivers this amazing retort.
-->'''Freeza''': "Okay, seriously, first off... Super Saiyan. What is that, what even is that? I'll tell you what it is. It's just some stupid legend passed by your filthy monkey ancestors around a campfire [[FantasticRacism like it was their own dung]]. Let me tell you Vegeta, I don't deal in legends... I deal in facts. And here's a fact; by the end of this, you are going to be crying... like a little bitch."

'''''Episode 28'''''
* Freeza and Goku's banter for all of episode 28. It's equal parts hilarious and amazing that Goku is driving Freeza up a wall without even trying.
* An Episode 28 comment really summarizes what makes DBZ Abridged so great:
-->'''Nevikx666''': What separates the TFS DBZ Abridged series from most abridged shows is that they can be both hilarious and still retain the likeness of show they're parodizing without bastardization of plot, characters or any part of the show holistically. Cracking up hilarious jokes amidst the momentum of the action -- this is what most shows lack.
* Also from episode 28, Goku firing off his [[KamehameHadoken Kamehameha]] at Freeza, another very well-done moment from Goku's voice actor.
** Which is immediately followed by the [[RunningGag Kaio-What?]] gag finally getting [[SubvertedTrope subverted]]
--> '''Freeza'''(after tanking said Kaio-Ken powered [[KamehameHadoken Kamehameha]]): "No seriously, Kaio What?"
--> '''Goku:''' [[OhCrap "Kaio-Crap."]]
--> '''Freeza:''' "I thought so."
--> -blasts Goku-
** The lead-up to that gag is, even though it didn't work, really made of win in itself:
--> '''Freeza:''' Any last words monkey? I mean besides "gurgle gurgle."
--> '''Goku:''' (Breaking free of Freeza's grip) Yeah! KAIOKEN!
--> '''Freeza:''' Kaio-wha-?
--> '''Goku:''' KA-ME-HA-ME-HA!
* The fight ITSELF between Goku and Freeza, being so awesome and intense like the original show (with much less filler to drive the point). If you're not laughing at the banter, you're enjoying the clash between titans.

'''''Episode 29'''''
* [[spoiler: King Kai]], of all people, beats (almost) all of the Ginyu Force single-handedly ([[MissedMomentOfAwesome offscreen]]).
--->'''[[spoiler: King Kai]]''': (after being insulted by all of them) Yeah, all of you can just go straight to hell.
--->'''Recoome''': Oh yeah? And who's gonna make Recoome?
---> ([[spoiler: King Kai]] is giving a wry smile [[GilliganCut then it cuts to Hell's Bloody Pond with the Blue Ogre Goz singing and lodging on a chair, and then all the Ginyu's crash land into the pond]])
* Freeza calling for God himself to strike him down, then surviving the result.
--->'''Freeza''': Ha! Nice try, jackass. Next time, give it your A-game.
* Another right near the end. Namely, Freeza [[OhCrap finally being serious.]]
--->'''Freeza''': By the way... Not dead. KTHX''[[LastSecondWordSwap DIE.]]''
* Piccolo getting a taunt in [[spoiler:before stalling Freeza to buy time for Goku. He was going to get wailed on either way, so why not make the most of it.]]
--->'''Freeza''': And I just keep getting reminded of my failures!!
--->'''Piccolo''': You mean your failure at killing me or just in general?
* Goku's IronicEcho to Piccolo when asking him to buy time so he can charge the spirit bomb.
-->'''Goku:''' I've got the Spirit Bomb, but I need both arms to charge it. You'll have to distract him while I gather energy--
-->'''Piccolo:''' Well that's not so bad...
-->'''Goku:''' --for five minutes. And considering how bad he was kicking my butt...eh, I'm sure you can handle it.
-->'''Piccolo:''' Did...you just hold a grudge?
* He's terrifying, and a complete asshole, but Freeza's almost-PreMortemOneLiner, as he plays along with Goku's suggesion of a game of "20 Questions" is ice cold.
-->'''Freeza''': Alright then. First question: are you about to die?
-->'''Goku''': ...no?
-->'''Freeza''': Ah ah ah! ''[aims finger at Goku's head]'' ''No lying''.
** And Goku's response when Freeza finally notices the Spirit Bomb.
-->'''Goku''': Are we still playing 20 Questions?

'''''Episode 30'''''
* Goku finally ascends to become the legendary Super Saiyan. Yes, it is just as epic as the original anime!
* This exchange is particularly epic:
--> '''Goku''': [[BadassBoast I'm going to break you]].
--> '''Freeza''': What?
--> '''Goku''': Like a Kit Kat bar.
--> '''Freeza''': [[FlatWhat What]]?
* Freeza, hopelessly outclassed, manages to talk Goku into giving him extra time to power up, before beating him down.
-->'''Freeza:''' Wait! I'm only at half my [[PowerLevels Full Power!]]
-->'''Goku:''' I don't see how that's my problem.
-->'''Freeza:''' No, listen! ...If you let me power up... I'll give you a pizza!
-->'''Goku:''' [[YouKilledMyFather You killed my best friend,]] Freezer! That's not gonna work anymore!
-->'''Freeza:''' ''Two'' pizzas!
-->'''Goku:''' '''[[UnstoppableRage I said I'm done!]] Hraaaaaaaaaaa-!'''
-->'''Freeza:''' (Smiling calmly) With ''stuffed crust.''
-->''{{Beat}}''
-->'''King Kai:''' ''Goku.....''
-->'''Goku:''' Now hear me out, King Kai...
* Goku's BadassBoast.
--> '''Goku''': I am the hope of the omniverse! I am the light bulb in the darkness! I am the bacon in the fridge for all living things that cry out in hunger! I am the alpha and the Amiga! [[WesternAnimation/DarkwingDuck I am the terror that flaps in the night!]] I am Son Goku, and I am a Super-
--> ''[[[ShutUpKirk Freeza laser blasts his face]]]''
--> '''Goku''': (''[[NoSell leans forward unharmed]]'') Saiyan.
* Gohan's REALLY not in the mood for backtalk.
-->'''Bulma''':...And I'm freaking the f[[SoundEffectBleep **]]ck out!
-->'''Gohan''': Bulma, how high would you have to fall from to reach Terminal Velocity?
-->'''Bulma''': *DeathGlare*
-->'''Gohan''': I thought so.
* The Namekians finally [[spoiler:turning on Guru, as he channels [[DayOfTheDead Colonel Rhodes]]]].
* Dende swiping Freeza's wish from under him, and taunting him as he's teleported to Earth.
** To wit: He might be even ballsier then [[DeadpanSnarker Nail]]!
--> '''Freeza''': Filthy wish dragon! Grant me immortality as so I may rid myself these vile creatures and secure myself as ruler of all creation!
--> '''Porunga''': (''[[TheUnintelligible in Namekian]]'') Your wish has been granted.
--> ''[Everyone on Namek begins to teleport to Earth]''
--> '''Freeza''': What? No! This isn't what I wished for! What's going on!?
--> '''Dende''': Down here!
--> '''Freeza''': ''YOU.'' Nooo...Nooo you didn't.
--> '''Dende''': So what if I did? What're you going to do about it, huh? Come at me bro!
--> ''[Freeza shoots at Dende who teleports before the blast hits]''
* This CallBack was equal parts awesome and funny.
--> Goku: *while Freeza's gripping him from behind* KIDNEY SHOT! KIDNYSHOT-KIDNEYSHOT-KIDNEYSHOT! And paaauuse... [[LastSecondWordSwap STOMACH PUNCH!!]]
--> Freeza: *pukes blood* Gonna wiz red.
* Goku slapping the crap out of Freeza so hard slow motion was used.
--> '''Goku''': Are you sorry yet?
--> '''Freeza''': I think I peed a little.
* Goku's reaction to Freeza's energy disks is to immediately suggest that he's stealing Krillin's move, and jokingly asks if he should watch out for attacks used by Tien, Vegeta, and Piccolo as well.
* How about Bulma dumping [[ButtMonkey Yamcha]]? At first glance it looks like a KickTheDog moment, but then you remember that [[YourCheatingHeart Bulma caught Yamcha cheating on her]] ''[[YourCheatingHeart way]]'' [[YourCheatingHeart back in episode one]] and suddenly you realize that douchebag is finally getting what he deserves.
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[[folder:Season 3]]
* Popo assimilating Garlic Jr., complete with {{Bond One Liner}}.
* Freeza and father land on Earth and Freeza begins laying out the rules of a scavenger hunt (humans are one point, Namekians twenty points, Gohan fifty, and Vegeta is an instant win). He dismisses his troops with a cheeky "Off you go!", a chorus of "Yes sir!" comes from the group, they fly away... and fall to the ground as a series of slashes cuts through them. [[FutureBadass Future Trunks]] stands in front of them, drops his sword into scabbard, and simply snarks [[PreAssKickingOneLiner "So. How many points are those?"]]
* Trunks spends a good bit of Episode 33 being awesome, but this moment sticks out:
--> '''Trunks''': *After killing a minion in about a second* Consider that a warning. Either leave now or die.
--> '''Freeza''': Ooh, is that an ultimatum? I love ultimatums! Here's mine. Either die to him or die to me! *Trunks takes a stance as the soldiers rush him... and slashes them all faster then can be seen. All the soldiers are still standing, immobile.*
--> '''Freeza''': What... What just happened?
--> '''Trunks''': Give it a second.
--> '''Freeza''': No, really they're just...
--> '''Trunks''': No, no hang on... *Trunks sheathes his sword and the bodies all drop.*
--> '''Trunks''': Yeah, took me a whole three months to get that one down. They make it look a lot easier then it really is. *One soldier is shown still alive, visibly terrified of Trunks* REAL hard part was that guy's armor. *Said soldier's scouter breaks in half, and his armor follows suit as Trunks keeps talking.* Went through a dozen mannequins before I cinched that one.
* Episode 34 has Goku blocking Trunk's sword strikes with one finger. And, unlike in the source material where Trunks warns Goku that he was going to attack, Trunks just attacks out of nowhere here and Goku still casually stops him and then goes right back to what he was talking about a second ago. Badass.
* Amazingly enough, [[TheChewToy Yamcha]] gets one that doubles a CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming in Episode 35. The Androids are killing helpless civilians and he's the only Z Warrior in earshot. He's completely aware that he's almost certainly out of his league and could very well die (for the second time!), and he's freaking out about it. So what does he do? [[CowardlyLion Go in anyway to try to help people.]]
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[[folder:Movies & Specials]]
* The ''Dragon Ball Z Kai Abridged'' episode gets a great one. See, throughout their entire run, they've either mocked or avoided the "Over Nine Thousand" meme; so it's pretty fulfilling to finally hear Lanipator yell that line out in his best Chris Sabat impersonation.
* Christmas special. Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell ROCK THE DRAGON, DRAGON BALL Z!
* "THIS IS CHRISTMAS, MELON FARMER!"
** And "YOU NEVER WASTE FIGGY PUDDING!!"
* [[TransformersTheMovie The Touch]]. Applied to Bardock.
** Ditto for "Dare" at the start of the special.
* Make a Man Out of You. Showcases some great singing skills, as well as some funny moments.
* In the Lord Slug special:
-->'''Goku:''' NOBODY RAPES CHRISTMAS! (proceeds to destroy Slug's men) And that's how I saved Christmas...again!
** It also makes this funny, as Goku, being the [[IdiotHero moron]] that he is, thinks it's Christmas.
** Also from the Lord Slug special, Piccolo's BigDamnHeroes moment, set to the tune of [[CrowningMusicOfAwesome "Glass Shatters"]], the entrance music of StoneColdSteveAustin. With the glass shattering being provided by Piccolo throwing a {{Mook}} into a light.
* Piccolo channeling equal parts Bugs Bunny and his father and curbstomping one of the cliche minion characters while cracking jokes.
* In the DBZ Abridged movie ''Revenge of Cooler'', Cooler Just... [[DangerouslyGenreSavvy Cool]][[BadAss er]]. Some standout moments include:
** His refusal to believe Goku is dead until he sees a body.
*** Basically, Cooler ''is'' [[Film/TheDarkKnightRises Bane]].
** His SingleStrokeBattle with Piccolo.
-->'''Sazua:''' You may have killed our men, but ''he'' won't let you get away with this!
-->'''Piccolo:''' Oh really? And who's "he?"
-->'''Cooler:''' That's [[BlasphemousBoast "He" with a capital "H"]], by the way! ''(Blasts Piccolo in the chest)''
** Especially his beatdown of Goku after he transforms.
-->'''Cooler:''' [[Film/TheDarkKnightRises When your planet is in ashes, then you have my permission to die.]]
* Also from Revenge of Cooler, Goku going Super Saiyan. "Go, Toriyama. And teach a dinosaur to ride a ball!"
** Cooler blasts Super Saiyan Goku point blank and Goku shrugs it off like it didn't happen.
* Bardock going Super Saiyan in [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment Episode of Bardock]].
** They managed to make the ensuing beatdown of Chilled even more epic by setting it to Beethoven's Ninth Symphony.
*** And the dialogue just beforehand and after is epic.
-->'''Chilled:''' ...Please don't break my butt.
-->'''Bardock:''' OK.
-->'''Chilled:''' Truly?
-->'''Bardock:''' ''[[CurbstompBattle No.]]''
-->After said beatdown...
-->'''Chilled:''' YOU PETULANT, IMPUDENT, CONTEMPTUOUS WHOOOOOORE!!!!
-->'''Bardock:''' You mad bro?
-->'''Chilled:''' A LITTLE, THANK YOU FOR ASKING! *throws Death Ball*
-->'''Bardock:''' [[PreMortemOneLiner Then MAYBE YOU SHOULD CHILL!]] *throws energy sphere that grows into a {{Beam Spam}}, which dissolves Chilled's attack.*
-->'''Chilled:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint I'M ALWAYS CHILLED!]]... Oooh I get it Nooooooooooooooowwwwwwwww~ *blasted away into space*
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[[folder:Meta]]
* Episode 30 part 1 debuted on June 17. Within five days, it got over two million hits. It's past 4 million after almost two weeks. Most of their videos have been up for years and not gotten that many.
* Episode 33, KaiserNeko's reading for Trunk is just awesome. Seriously, you could place his lines in the original material and it would fit perfectly.
* ChrisSabat telling Takahata101 that he's ''jealous of Team Four Star''.
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* The Touch. Applied to Bardock.

* Gohan's REALLY not in the mood for backtalk
-->'''Bulma''':...And I'm freaking the SoundEffectBleep out

-->'''Bulma''': DeathGlare

--> '''Freeza''':"How many Namekians does it ta-" *PUNCH*
--> '''Piccolo''':"Just one."

--> '''Zarbon:''' ''"You've made a huge mistake Vegeta! Now [[PrepareToDie prepare to die]]!"''

--> '''Vegeta:''' ''"What was that? I couldn't hear you over [[SingleStrokeBattle that hole I made in your stomach.]]"''
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zsZLN3Xjhc#t=9m50s Goku leaving his spaceship and enter Namek... to the tune of]] [[HulkHogan I Am A Real American!!!!]]

--> '''Freeza''': ''"Tell me, have you ever heard of Planet Vegeta?''
--> '''Nail''': ''"N-No?"''
--> '''Freeza''': ''"Funny, because I expect to hear the same from the next person when I ask them about Namek."''

For an AbridgedSeries, DragonBallAbridged still has its share of pretty awesome moments, as well as funny ones, as well at their Lets Plays.

* Episode Ten. Goku Vs. Vegeta. Oh, yeah. TFS made it [[UpToEleven look more awesome than]] [[DragonBall the real fight.]] While making funnier, too.

* There's a sort of meta moment of awesome in Episode 23. Now, Goku and Ginyu have exchanged bodies. Now, you may think that VoicesAreMental just as they were in [[DragonBall the main series]], but nope. Goku and Ginyu have each other's voices...but still ''talk'' like themselves throughout two-thirds of the episode. It really shows some competent voice work and attention to detail.

-->'''Gohan''': '''[[PrecisionFStrike FUCK]] THE STREAM!'''
* Episode 18, we have Krillin letting loose some pent-up aggression against Bulma. [[MoodWhiplash Of course, Bulma punches him for it, but still]]

* YMMV on this but Super Kami Guru's crowning moment of jerkassry through forcing himself to die when Vegeta is about to make his immortality wish, thus disabling the DragonBalls, is awesome in a weird way especially when you consider he is literally sacrificing himself in order to be the biggest dick in the universe, and (unknowingly) preventing Vegeta from gaining immortality.

--> '''Freeza''':"One down. Ahh, I think [[ImpaledWithExtremePrejudice impalement]] is my favorite way to kill a person."

** Also, Piccolo [[OneHitKill OHKOing]] Freeza before he finished a sadistic joke.

* Vegeta redeeming his recent onslaught of homosexual implications by, [[spoiler:after some fierce arguing with Bulma, being invited by her to bed and ''screwing her so hard, [[ItMakesSenseInContext it tears a hole in the building.]]'']]

* Vegeta redeeming his recent onslaught of homosexual implications by, [[spoiler:after some fierce arguing with Bulma, being invited by her to bed and ''screwing her so hard, [[ItMakesSenseInContext it tears a hole in the building.]]'']]

--> '''Freeza''': What...What just happened?

--> '''Freeza''': Ooh, is that an ultimatum? I love ultimatums! Here's mine. Either die to him or die to me! *Trunks takes a stance as the soldiers rush him...and slashes them all faster then can be seen. All the soldiers are still standing, immobile.*

-->'''Chilled:'''...Please don't break my butt.
-->'''Bardock:''' Ok.