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--> '''Cyrus:''' Can you fly, Johnny 23?
--> '''Johnny 23:''' Uh...no?
--> '''Cyrus:''' Well you keep that in mind when you look at her (Guard Bishop, the Policewoman) because if your dick jumps out of your pants, ''[[ImpliedDeathThreat you jump off this plane.]]''

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--> '''Cyrus:''' Can you fly, Johnny 23?
Johnny?
--> '''Johnny 23:''' Uh...no?
No?
--> '''Cyrus:''' Well you You keep that in mind when you look at her (Guard Bishop, the Policewoman) because if your dick jumps out of your pants, ''[[ImpliedDeathThreat you jump off this plane.]]''
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--> '''Cyrus:''' Well you keep that in mind because if your dick jumps out of your pants, ''[[ImpliedDeathThreat you jump off this plane.]]''

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--> '''Cyrus:''' Well you keep that in mind when you look at her (Guard Bishop, the Policewoman) because if your dick jumps out of your pants, ''[[ImpliedDeathThreat you jump off this plane.]]''
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* Cyrus' absurdly over-the-top and immensely satisfying death by a rock crusher to the face. "[[FridgeLogic Why is there a quarry and rock crusher sitting right there on the Vegas strip?]]", the viewer might ask, to which the movie replies "[[RuleOfCool Because shut up, that's why.]]"

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* Cyrus' Cyrus's absurdly over-the-top and immensely satisfying death by a rock crusher to the face. "[[FridgeLogic Why is there a quarry and rock crusher sitting right there on the Vegas strip?]]", the viewer might ask, to which the movie replies "[[RuleOfCool Because shut up, that's why.]]"
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** And of course, [[spoiler: being the only convict from the plane to escape the police. And gets to play at the casino too. He feels lucky.]]

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** And of course, [[spoiler: being the only convict from the plane to escape the police. And gets to play at the casino too. He feels lucky.]]
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* Cyrus' absurdly over-the-top death by rock crusher to the face. "[[FridgeLogic Why is there a quarry and rock crusher sitting right there off the Vegas strip?]]", the viewer might ask, to which the movie replies "[[RuleOfCool Because shut up, that's why.]]"

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* Cyrus' absurdly over-the-top and immensely satisfying death by a rock crusher to the face. "[[FridgeLogic Why is there a quarry and rock crusher sitting right there off on the Vegas strip?]]", the viewer might ask, to which the movie replies "[[RuleOfCool Because shut up, that's why.]]"
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* Cyrus' absurdly over-the-top death by rock crusher to the face. "[[FridgeLogic Why is there a quarry and rock crusher sitting right there off the Vegas strip?]]", the viewer might ask, to which the movie replies "[[RuleOfCool Because shut up, that's why.]]"
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* When Poe comes across [[SerialRapist Johnny-23]] trying to rape the only female officer of Con Air, he is ''not'' merciful with him. [[PunctuatedPounding "You don't... treat... women... like...that!"]]

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* When Poe comes across [[SerialRapist Johnny-23]] trying to rape the only female officer of Con Air, he is ''not'' merciful with him. [[PunctuatedPounding "You don't..."Don't... treat... women... like...that!"]]
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* [[PunctuatedPounding "You don't... treat... women... like...that!"]]

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* When Poe comes across [[SerialRapist Johnny-23]] trying to rape the only female officer of Con Air, he is ''not'' merciful with him. [[PunctuatedPounding "You don't... treat... women... like...that!"]]
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--> '''Cyrus:''' Well you keep that in mind because if your dick jumps out of your pants, [[ImpliedDeathThreat ''you jump off this plane.'']]

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--> '''Cyrus:''' Well you keep that in mind because if your dick jumps out of your pants, [[ImpliedDeathThreat ''you ''[[ImpliedDeathThreat you jump off this plane.'']]]]''
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** Really, the entire exchange is worth quoting:
--> '''Cyrus:''' Can you fly, Johnny 23?
--> '''Johnny 23:''' Uh...no?
--> '''Cyrus:''' Well you keep that in mind because if your dick jumps out of your pants, [[ImpliedDeathThreat ''you jump off this plane.'']]
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* Poe takes a bullet to the arm, doesn't give a fuck.

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* Poe takes a bullet to the arm, just keeps marching forward without breaking stride. He doesn't give a fuck.
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** And of course, [[spoiler: being the only convict from the plane to escape the police. And gets to play at the casino too. He feels lucky.]]
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* Garland Greene's entrance. Almost every convict was scared as fuck of the little man.

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* Garland Greene's entrance. Almost every convict was scared as fuck of the little man. Diamond Dog looked like he was about to shit his pants when Cyrus ordered him to release Greene.
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* Arguably one of the most triumphant examples of EvenEvilHasStandards: "If your dick jumps out of your pants, you jump off this plane." And you know he means it.

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* Arguably one of the most triumphant examples of EvenEvilHasStandards: [[RapeIsASpecialKindOfEvil "If your dick jumps out of your pants, you jump off this plane." "]] And you know he means it.
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* Arguably one of the most triumphant example of EvenEvilHasStandards: "If your dick jumps out of your pants, you jump off this plane."

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* Arguably one of the most triumphant example examples of EvenEvilHasStandards: "If your dick jumps out of your pants, you jump off this plane."" And you know he means it.
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* Arguably the most triumphant example of EvenEvilHasStandards: "If your dick jumps out of your pants, you jump off this plane."

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* Arguably one of the most triumphant example of EvenEvilHasStandards: "If your dick jumps out of your pants, you jump off this plane."
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* Arguably the most triumphant example of EvenEvilHasStandards: "If your dick jumps out of your pants, you jump off this plane."
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* "I'm going to save the ''[[PrecisionFStrike fucking]]'' day."
* "I'm gonna show you God does exist!"
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* [[PunctuatedPounding "You don't... treat... women... like...that!"]]

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* [[PunctuatedPounding "You don't... treat... women... like...that!"]]that!"]]
*Garland Greene's entrance. Almost every convict was scared as fuck of the little man.
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** Also:
--->[Cyrus is about to burn Cindino, covered in gasoline, alive. Cindino has just tried to betray him.]
--->'''Francisco Cindino''': Cy...
--->'''Cyrus Grissom''': ...onara! (flicks lit cigar)

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** Also:
--->[Cyrus
*Cyrus is about to burn Cindino, covered in gasoline, alive. Cindino has just tried to betray him.]
--->'''Francisco
him.
-->'''Francisco
Cindino''': Cy...
--->'''Cyrus -->'''Cyrus Grissom''': ...onara! (flicks lit cigar)
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* Poe takes a bullet to the arm, doesn't give a fuck.

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* Poe takes a bullet to the arm, doesn't give a fuck.fuck.
*[[PunctuatedPounding "You don't... treat... women... like...that!"]]
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* Poe takes a bullet to the arm, doesn't give a fuck.

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