History Awesome / AMericanDad

** ''Stelio! Stelio Kontos!''

* The first true [=CMoA=] in the series comes at the end of the episode "Bullocks to Stan", where Stan engages in a fight with Deputy Director Bullock for [[PapaWolf calling his daughter a whore]].

** From the very end of that episode: "I'll see you in hell." *BANG*

--> I'll shove you back up my clownhole, ''birth you again, '''and name you my bitch!'''''

* Probably the very first [=CMoA=] in the whole show comes in the episode "Bullocks to Stan", in which Stan engages in a fight with his boss Bullock for [[PapaWolf calling his daughter a whore]].
--> '''Stan''':This is for treating me like a errand boy! This is for delaying my promotion! [[PapaWolf This is for disrespecting my daughter!]] [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking And this is for not letting me stop for a drink!]]

** ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gocxkl_HXB0 Stelio! Stelio Kontos!]]''
* Jeff Fischer standing up to his new father-in-law Stan, who's been putting him down for years. Of course it was in a Christmas episode, so it might not be part of regular continuity.

* Stan -- who is a ''fountain'' of these, despite the fact that he borders on being a VillainProtagonist in some episodes -- spends the early parts of an episode digging through the foundations of the house searching for [[spoiler:Oliver North's hidden gold cache]] while everyone is calling him insane. Stan's moment comes when Francine is doing an interview in the kitchen; while she's saying how insane Stan is and the Greg and Terry are calling Stan an idiot, Stan walks in carrying a chest; he drops it on the table, opens it up to reveal [[spoiler:Ollie North's gold]], and instantly shuts everyone up. To put the cherry on top, Stan flips off everyone as he walks out of the room.
* Steve beating the living shit out of Beauregard, the greyhound-riding half man, after the latter unleashed a barrage of insults about Stan.

* Toshi single-handily takes out half a dozen serial killers to save Stan, Francine and Roger.
* In "Son of Stan", Stan clones Steve to prove his parenting methods (strict) are better than Francine's (lenient). Francine's Steve turns out to be a disrespectful, lazy brat. When he mouths off to his parents even after they save him, Francine has decided she's had enough and slaps him twice, telling him to do what she says "or I'll shove you back up my clownhole, birth you again and name you my bitch!!!" It works.

* Klaus [[SmokeOut disappearing in a puff of smoke]], then [[SmokeIn reappearing]] a few seconds later with a crown and sword, cutting his way out of the belly of a monster, and calling out, "[[YearInsideHourOutside I was gone sixty years! How long was it here?]]"

* In "Bully for Steve", Steve gets one. He finds Stan's childhood bully on Facebook and has him beat Stan to shreds. The whole episode was revolving around Stan teaching Steve to fight his battles and not have other people fight them for him... and Steve does just that. And it was awesome.
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gocxkl_HXB0 Stelio! Stelio Kontos!]]
* Jeff Fischer standing up to his new father-in-law Stan, who's been putting him down for years. Of course it was in a Christmas episode, so it might not be part of regular continuity.

* Stan (the guy is a fountain of these, despite the fact that in some episodes he borders on being a VillainProtagonist) spends the early parts of an episode digging through the foundations of the house searching for [[spoiler: Oliver North's hidden gold cache]], while everyone is calling him insane and saying it doesn't exist. Stan's moment comes when Francine is doing an interview in the kitchen saying how insane Stan is, and the newsmen making Stan out to be an idiot. Stan walks in carrying a chest, drops it on the table, opens it up, revealing [[spoiler: a lot of gold]], shutting everyone up. Stan then proceeds to flip off everyone then walks out.

* Stan beating the hell out of a meter maid, because, admit it, it's something we've ''all'' wanted to do.
* Toshi single-handily takes out half a dozen serial killers to save Stan, Francine and Roger.

* Toshi single-handily takes out half a dozen serial killers to save Stan Francine and Roger.

* Stan beating the hell out of a meter maid, because, admit it, it's something we've ''all'' wanted to do.

* Stan beating the hell out of a meter maid, because, admit it, it's something we've ''all'' wanted to do.
* Stelio Kontos! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gocxkl_HXB0
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--> '''Stan''':This is for treating me like a errand boy! This is for delaying my promotion![[PapaWolf This is for disrespecting my daughter!]] [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking And this is for not letting me stop for a drink!]]

* Stan beating the hell out of a meter maid, because, admit it, it's something we've ''all'' wanted to do.

--> '''Steve''': Don't talk about my Dad that way! Just because he doesn't know everything ''doesn't'' [punch] ''mean'' [punch] ''he's'' [punch] '''''stupid!''''' [punch]

* Steve beating the living shit out of Beauregard, the greyhound-riding half man, after the latter called Stan stupid.

* Stan (the guy is a fountain of these, despite the fact that in some episodes he borders on being a VillainProtagonist) spends the early parts of an episode digging through the foundations of the house searching for [[spoiler: Oliver North's hidden gold cache]], while everyone is calling him insane and saying it doesn't exist. Stan's moment comes when Francine is doing an interview in the kitchen saying how insane Stan is, and the newsmen making Stan out to be an idiot. Stan walks in carrying a chest, drops it on the table, opens it up, revealing [[spoiler: a lot of gold]], shutting everyone up. Stan then proceeds to flip off everyone then walks out.

* Klaus [[SmokeOut disappearing in a puff of smoke]], then [[SmokeIn reappearing]] a few seconds later with a crown and sword, cutting his way out of the belly of a monster, and calling out, "[[YearInsideHourOutside I was gone sixty years! How long was it here?]]"

* Jeff Fischer standing up to his new father-in-law Stan, who's been putting him down for years. Of course it was in a Christmas episode, so it might not be part of regular continuity.

* Jeff Fischer standing up to his father-in-law Stan. Of course it was in a Christmas episode, so it might not be part of regular continuity.

* After putting him down the entire episode, Stan's new son-in-law, Jeff Fischer stands up to him. Of course it was in a Christmas episode, so it might not be part of regular continuity.

* Stan's new son-in-law Jeff Fischer standing up to him. Of course it was in a Christmas episode, so it might not be part of regular continuity.

* In "Bully for Steve", Steve gets one. He finds Stan's childhood bully on Facebook and has him beat Stan to shreds. The whole episode was revolving around Stan teaching Steve to fight his battles and not have other people fight them for him... and Steve does just that. And it was awesome.

--> '''Stan''':This is for treating me like a errand boy! This is for delaying my promotion![[PapaWolf This is for disrespecting my daughter!]] [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking And this is for not letting me stop for a drink!]]

--> '''Stan''':This is for treating me like a errand boy! This is for delaying my promotion!
[[PapaWolf This is for disrespecting my daughter!]] [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking And this is for not letting me stop for a drink!]]