History AudioPlay / DirtyPotter

* RapeAndSwitch: Fuckbeak is expelled from Hogwarts for molesting everyone at the school, turning them all gay. Or at least that's the cover story; the real reason is apparently ''much'' more horrifying.

* RapeAndSwitch: Fuckbeak is expelled from Hogwarts for molesting everyone at the school, turning them all gay. This was so horrifying that the headmaster of Hogwarts covered it up and gave Jim Dale a trophy to keep his mouth shut.

* RapeAndSwitch: Fuckbeak is expelled from Hogwarts for molesting everyone at the school, turning them all gay. Or at least that's the cover story; the real reason is apparently ''much'' more horrifying.

* RuleOfFunny: Much of the [[YouFailPhysicsForever physics]], [[YouFailBiologyForever anatomy]], [[AnatomicallyImpossibleSex sexual positions]] and [[WritersCannotDoMath math]] are logically impossible. That's why it's hilarious.

* AssShove: All sorts of things are shoved up the characters' asses across the series. From Hagrid shoving Dobby up his ass, to a horde of small animals pouring out of Harry's bu,. And let's not even mention Snape and his watering can.

* CrossesTheLineTwice '''''[[UpToEleven Over]]''''': The ''entire'' modus operandi of the series. Where else would you hear of the [[SirSwearsALot profanity-laced]] adventures of [[Franchise/HarryPotter Harry Potter]] [[AssShove shoving several mice up his ass]], and then doing battle with [[Franchise/WinnieThePooh Pooh Bear]], who [[spoiler: ushers forth [[ApocalypseHow a fart-based Satanic apocalypse]] that ends up killing everybody]]?

** This was also the train of thought designed to [[TakeThatAudience offend the series' Christian fans]] through the incorporation of Satanism in ''Dirty the Pooh''.

** [[spoiler:Ron survived a fart that was massive enough to push him into another dimension and landed unharmed in the Hundred Acre Wood. He also survived [[spoiler:the assembly]] by attempting to escape using hacking, noclipping through the floor and being banned by Jim Dale.]]

* AnythingThatMoves: ''Everybody''

* CanonImmigrant: As above, Ron ass-blasts himself through the dimensions into Dirty the Pooh 3. Upon seeing Pooh's assembly from hell, he uses noclip to escape, but he gets caught clipping through the floor and gets banned by Jim Dale, presumably returning him to the world of Dirty Potter.

* DepravedBisexual: EVERYONE
* DepravedHomosexual: Anyone who isn't bisexual.
* DisneyDeath: [[ItWasHisSled Snape murders Dumbledore]] in ''Dirty Potter 1'' multiple times (it was made soon after the 6th book came out), but he's revealed to be alive and [[RunningGag murdered again]] by Snape in ''Dirty Potter 3'', though Jim Dale can't pronounce his name.

* GeniusLoci: [[spoiler:The Hundred-Acre Wood after Pooh begins assembly...FROM HELL!]]

** [[spoiler:Ron survived a fart that was massive enough to push him into another dimension and landed unharmed in the Hundred Acre Wood. He also survived Pooh's assembly from hell by attempting to escape using hacking, noclipping through the floor and being banned by Jim Dale.]]

The series currently spans four episodes: "Dirty Potter and the [[ItWasHisSled Snape Murders Dumbledore]]"; "Dirty Potter and the [[ParallelPornTitles Deathly Farts]]", "Dirty Potter and the Fabulous Gay Farty Pee and Poo Party", and the multi-part installment, "[[PunnyName Fuckbeak]][[note]]a stand-in for the ''Literature/HarryPotter'' character Buckbeak[[/note]] & Friends". The team has also created "Dirty Barack", a splicing of UsefulNotes/BarackObama 's "The Audacity of Hope", "Dirty PeterPan and the Long Black Penis of Evil", and "[[Franchise/WinnieThePooh Dirty the Pooh]] and the Hundred Acre Shitpile".

* EvenEvilHasStandards: During the "KKK" segment of "Fuckbeak and Friends Ch. 2", Hagrid tells Harry "niggers should be put down". Hermione is outraged at this, yelling "How could you say that? I want niggers to fuck off back to Africa instead!"

* BlueAndOrangeMorality: There doesn't seem to be a set morality as to how evil or how good a person is. Everyone is so focused on having massive orgies and orgasms that they don't seem to mind how evil someone [[spoiler:such as Pooh after his DealWithTheDevil]] is as long as they get what they want. The only person having considered to have crossed the line is Fuckbeak after his NoodleIncident in Hogwarts.

** Fuckbeak's expulsion from Hogwarts was apparently so horrific that Jim Dale himself is disallowed from retelling it. What he says about Fuckbeak turning all of the students gay and dying in the process is just a cover story.

* PissTakeRap: In Fuckbeak and Friends: Chapter 2 Jim Dale performs one.

*** Its subtitle: "[[BlatantLies In Which Nothing Happens At All. Really. I Promise!]]" The actual events: [[spoiler:Basically the subtitle to Dirty the Pooh Chapter 2. Pooh's large and extremely dangerous ass does fart, and everybody dies (and goes to burn in hell forever, which is much more exciting.)]]

-->"If you want to shit, you must put it into Piglet. And the shit, which is shitty, if it's shitty in the shit. And you'll know when you have shitted how much shit you can shit, yes you'll know what the amount is, and so therefore, [[spoiler: [[MoodWhiplash you will DIE!!!]]]] And I hope that you enjoy it..."

* [[PoliticallyIncorrectVillain Politically Incorrect]] [[PoliticallyIncorrectHero Person]]: EVERYONE. But you can't get really offended since it's just so ridiculous and everyone is a target. It's like the YouTubePoop version of TheAristocrats.

* YouTubePoop: While independent from the mainstream Youtube Poop community, the creator is very well familiar with the phenomenon and has even made a few standard poops himself. Waldfield hosted an interview with him for Website/YouChewPoop.com, in which he asks about the extent to which the Dirty Potter videos qualify as true Youtube Poop. The conclusion was that it should be considered "audio poop".

* {{Machinima}}: A GarrysMod adaptation was produced for [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBdkgM7OhUE the first four minutes of Deathly Farts]].

** Fuckbeak & Friends uses music from ''EternalSonata'', ''[[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion The End of Evangelion]]'', and ''Baccano''.

Dirty Potter is what results when the Literature/HarryPotter audiobooks, as narrated by JimDale, meet with ManipulativeEditing. In the words of the site, "[Dirty Potter] is a trilogy of audio shorts that were made in Adobe Audition, through creative use of word splicing and sound editing of all seven Harry Potter audiobooks. The characters have been re-imagined as overly lustful and sex-crazed; frequently engaging in lewd activities and using vulgar language. Each audio short is narrated by British actor Jim Dale, who also has been incorporated as a totally new character in the context of the parody." Though the creator remained anonymous for many years, responsibility for the madness has since been claimed by one [[http://www.youtube.com/marleyfeck Marley Feck]].

* BadAss: Would you believe in Dirty the Pooh it's [[spoiler: [[{{Keet}} Tigger]]?]]
** (After ten minutes of KillEmAll violence and destruction) "BOR-ING!"
** [[spoiler:[[BigBad Pooh]]]] also deserves mention, as after Tigger says this, he simply glares at him, saying '[[NWordPrivileges Nigger please]]' and proceeds to pick up a baby rabbit and eat its head for no good reason.

Dirty Potter is what results when the Literature/HarryPotter audiobooks, as narrated by JimDale, meet with ManipulativeEditing. In the words of the site, "[Dirty Potter] is a trilogy of audio shorts that were made in Adobe Audition, through creative use of word splicing and sound editing of all seven Harry Potter audiobooks. The characters have been re-imagined as overly lustful and sex-crazed; frequently engaging in lewd activities and using vulgar language. Each audio short is narrated by British actor Jim Dale, who also has been incorporated as a totally new character in the context of the parody."

* [[TheyJustDidntCare Jim Dale Just Didn't Care]]: Invoked for laughs - Jim Dale warns the listener that Fuckbeak and Friends Chapter 2 contains, "A humongous pile of blah-blah-blah, whatever it was. Fuck off!".

* YouTubePoop: While independent from the mainstream Youtube Poop community, the creator is very well familiar with the phenomenon and has even made a few standard poops himself. Waldfield hosted an interview with him for YouChewPoop.com, in which he asks about the extent to which the Dirty Potter videos qualify as true Youtube Poop. The conclusion was that it should be considered "audio poop".

Oh, and it has nothing to do with a Harry Potter / DirtyHarry crossover.