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* This comic based on the "[[http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/flutterrage-flutterbitch Flutterbitch]]" meme following the ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic 2''-parter "Return of Harmony" [[http://niban-destikim.deviantart.com/art/Flutterbitch-259458684]]
** Trips Spike while carrying sharp objects.
** Tells Apple Bloom she'll die without getting her cutie mark.
** Has her pet rabbit Angel roasting on a spit.
** Gets [[FantasticRacism racist]] with [[FantasyCounterpartCulture Zecora]].
** Takes two free muffins instead of one.

* ''Webcomic/AfterlifeBlues'' does it [[http://project-apollo.net/ab/ab007.html here]].

** Cora has special status on Fracture station, so using heavy ordnance to kill thieves get herself out of the "arson and murder", but still gets a fine for ''[[https://www.grrlpowercomic.com/archives/comic/grrl-power-695-ordnance-schmordnance/ littering.]]''

* In the ''VideoGame/FateGrandOrder'' fancomic ''[[https://imgur.io/gallery/6kuTgtA How Complicated Can This Family Tree Get]]'', in her rant at seeing Lancelot [[NotWhatItLooksLike apparently flirting with her sister Morgan]], she lists his crimes she was willing to overlook including his madness-induced murder spree, sleeping with her wife Guinevere, [[ContinuityNod convincing her older self to dress as a Playboy Bunny]], and being French.

--> "...trespassing, destroying assembly line equipment, sabotaging factory computers, flatlining 6 droids, killing 15 Geonosian factory workers - and parking illegally on a steam vent."

---> '''Girl jogger:''' His coat is SO shiny, what do you feed him?
---> '''Hades:''' The souls of murderers and sometimes egg whites.

----> '''Cupid Chicago''': [[BrainBleach ''"Great, I'm picturing that shit again, thanks a lot!"'']]

** When [[TheDreaded Baron Wulfenbach]] is the target of an assassination attempt, his son, [[WarriorPrince Gilgamesh,]] lists [[ForcedTransfomation turning her village into owls,]] deposing her favorite prince, hanging her lover for piracy, or [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20070514 raising the price of herring]] as reasons to attack.

** When [[TheDreaded Baron Wulfenbach]] is the target of an assassination attempt, his son, [[WarriorPrince Gilgamesh,]] lists [[BalefulPolymorph turning her village into owls,]] deposing her favorite prince, hanging her lover for piracy, or [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20070514 raising the price of herring]] as reasons to attack.

-->'''Captain Memoria Morder''': You lay waste to my [[OurVampiresAreDifferent Draculas]]--you set my [[CoolShip living ship]] on [[KillItWithFire fire]]--and now you have the temerity to put a nick in [[NiceHat my favorite hat]]--YAH!!!

* In ''Webcomic/{{Paranatural}}'', possible reasons a given person can see ghosts are [[http://paranatural.net/chapter-1-page-64/ a near-death experience, prolonged exposure to supernatural phenomena, or a diet obnoxiously high in citrus.]]

** [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20160120#.VqI71dLhA_4 "If you are spies, revenants or illiterates, why, then we can simply tip you out into open space! Ha ha!"]]

* The list of charges against Fructose Riboflavin in [[http://bobadventures.comicgenesis.com/d/20090725.html this strip]] from ''Webcomic/TheInexplicableAdventuresOfBob.''

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* ''Webcomic/{{Furmentation}}'': The predecessor to [[RoyalsWhoActuallyDoSomething Skybeard]]'s death probably counts as this.
* ''Webcomic/SluggyFreelance'' does this in [[http://www.sluggy.com/comics/archives/daily/20040710 this comic]]
* ''Webcomic/ElGoonishShive'':
** In [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2003-07-14 this comic]], Nanase's complaints.
** Done in the commentary of [[http://egscomics.com/?date=2010-04-09 this]] comic.
--->'''Dan:''' [[EldritchAbomination Look at that thing.]] It probably ate a puppy for breakfast right before it burned down an orphanage and talked loudly on a cell phone at a restaurant.
** The MPAA's tendency toward this mentioned above was parodied in [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2003-06-22 this]] comic. A jungle movie was "Rated R for Language, Violence and Frequent and Gratuitous Loincloth Removal."
* ''Webcomic/{{Lackadaisy}}'' has this exchange between Wick Sable and his secretary, Lacy: "Where would I be without Miss Lacy?" "In a ditch, Mr. Sable. Hopelessly trapped in the twisted wreckage of your car...Mangled limbs...Probably on fire...With your tax records all out of order."
* ''Webcomic/{{Drowtales}}'' uses this via [[CloudCuckooLander via Kiel]] in [[http://www.drowtales.com/mainarchive.php?sid=684 one strip]].
* The list of [[Literature/RomanceOfTheThreeKingdoms Dong Zhuo]]'s atrocities in Chang'an is... weakened somewhat by the last panel of [[http://san.paulguo.com/?id=41 this]] ''Webcomic/SanThreeKingdomsComic'' strip.
* ''Webcomic/EverydayHeroes'' motto: "Truth! Justice! Lawn care!"
** Also, when [[http://eheroes.thecomicseries.com/comics/65/ Mr. Mighty confronts his nemesis]].
** And the [[http://eheroes.thecomicseries.com/comics/66/ next page]] lists some of the things that are prohibited in a school zone, such as firearms, mutagens, mad science, and [[spoiler: skateboarding]].
** Another example, tying in with "Telephone", has [[http://eheroes.thecomicseries.com/comics/76/ this example.]]
* ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'':
** At the suggestion from an Imp that [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0625.html Vaarsuvius add a little virgin's blood to their spell casting, V objects to the idea]]:
--->'''Vaarsuvius:''' That is reprehensible, depraved, and most importantly, highly impractical given our current location.
::: Best part, this is completely in character for V, who is very rapidly showing just how distant, calculating, and TrueNeutral V actually is.
** ''Start Of Darkness'' has a list on its back cover of "[[LongList 26]] Unpleasant Things That Happen (or Almost Happen) in This Book." First is murder. Nineteenth is arson. Twenty-sixth is... taco night. The scariest part? ''[[GoMadFromTheRevelation They all actually happen]]''. (The aforementioned taco night involved zombies.)
*** Thirteenth is "blind dating"; twenty-second, "running gags".
*** And let's not forget eight, "squishy hugs," which falls right after "defenestration" and right before "cannibalism."
** In ''On the Origin of [=PCs=]'', Haley submits her own WantedPoster to Roy as a resume. Her list of offenses apparently includes, amongst various forms of theft, "public indecency" and "jaywalking".
** [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0469.html Belkar:]] Why would you betray me, Skullsy? I gave you everything: a home, a sense of purpose, the ability to fit in the overhead compartment of airplanes...
** Monster In The Darkness [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0699.html worried about O-Chul]]:
--->'''[=MitD=]''': What if I [...] accidentally teleported him into the ocean? Or into a wall? Or into a big pile of angry tortoises?
** [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0813.html Belkar:]] We're wanted in several other nations for racketeering, jury tampering, and interfering with a mail carrier.
** [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0863.html Played with:]]
--->'''[[LongList Description]] of a panacea''': For treatment of cuts, burns, fractures, bruises, sprains, concussions, boils, warts, psoriasis, acne, gout, deafness, blindness, thin or patchy eyelashes, bacterial or viral infections, [[CureForCancer cancer]], organ failure, varicose veins, [[ToiletHumor mild incontinence]], and all other diseases, ailments, or trauma.
*** The ingredient list, on the other hand, is a case of BreadEggsMilkSquick.
** Also, at the end of the OOTS Kickstarter drive, Burlew listed its achievements as including: second most funds pledged ever, third project to ever pass $1 million, most funded creative work, most funded work by a single person, 2127% of the original goal of $57 750, 28 updates made, 35 goals reached, 14 952 backers, 25 000 books sold, uncounted F5 keys broken, and quote "I think we kinda broke a Kickstarter server at the end there" unquote.
* Creator/PhilFoglio's ''[[http://www.airshipentertainment.com/growfcomic.php?date=20081116 What's New?]]'', on casting models for ''TabletopGame/MagicTheGathering'' cards:
-->'''Agent:''' Do you have any trouble working with elves, trolls, fairies, minotaurs, wizards, merfolk, werewolves, vampires, zombies or artists?\\
'''Model:''' Ew...''real'' artists?
* ''Webcomic/ScaryGoRound'''s Shelley [[http://www.scarygoround.com/index.php?date=20080901 explains]] to Des Fishman why he should learn to read.
-->'''Shelly''': But what would you do in a word-based emergency?\\
'''Des''': Like what?\\
'''Shelley''': Eviction notice. Death warrant. Valuble coupon that expires ''today''.
* ''Webcomic/SamAndFuzzy'' is quite fond of this trope, most eloquently expressed [[http://samandfuzzy.com/archive.php?comicID=1073 here]]:
-->'''Grrbil Leader:''' You're looking at the most '''evil''' beverage on the planet! Harvested from a cursed, unmarked burial ground! Crushed on a labour camp by enslaved, impowerished orphans! Breved by an insane monk in a haunted asylum for insane criminals! And bottled... '''In a really bad year!'''\\
'''[[OnlySaneMan Sam:]]''' ...What was so bad about '''1691'''?
** [[http://samandfuzzy.com/754 Later]], when Sam first meets Gertrude. Though to be fair the last one was as bad as the second to last one.
-->'''Sam:''' What did I ever do to you?
-->'''Gertrude:''' What did you do to me?!? You '''murdered''' my bosses! '''Destroyed''' my family! '''Ruined''' my academic career! You gave me '''exceptionally poor taxi service'''!
* In ''Webcomic/{{Digger}}'', the trader Samuel is described as having known "dark secrets of sorcery, necromancy, and accounting".
* ''Webcomic/DanAndMabsFurryAdventures''
** Lorenda's mother and her [[http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol_761.php possible responses to her daughter's distress]].
** Regina enjoys "[[http://www.missmab.com/Cast/regina.php murder, mayhem, and jewelry making]]".
** Wildy's [[StoryWithinAStory novel]] ''Janus Bond'' has a profile of the [[{{Expy}} "fictional" Dr. Jyrras,]] giving examples of [[http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol_455.php mayhem, grand theft and fanservice]].

* ''Webcomic/GirlGenius'', being about cheerfully crazy people, has a lot of it.
** When [[TheDreaded Baron Wulfenbach]] is the target of an assassination attempt, his son, [[WarriorPrince Gilgamesh,]] lists [[BalefulPolymorph turning her village into owls,]] deposing her favorite prince, hanging her lover for piracy, or [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20070514 raising the price of herring]] as reasons to attack.
** [[ComedicSociopathy Bangladesh DuPree]] upon learning that she can kill anyone while guarding the Baron, rattles off a list of killing tools to Gil, wondering if she can use any of them. [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20070718 The list]] included a knife, a gun, an axe... and a piece of cheese. Now there's a girl who loves her boss, uh [[PsychoForHire job]].
** [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20031017 This page.]] Hats are [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20080519 important]], but we learn this only much later and gradually.
** [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20100908 This page]] has Lucrezia's little reminders to herself inscribed on the stairs. The reminders include "Have you turned off all experiments?" "Have you fed the beasties?" "Have you appeased the Dark One?" and "Have you taken out the trash?"
** Othar Trygvassen ([[GentlemanAdventurer GENTLEMAN]] [[TropeNamer ADVENTURER]]) [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20110302 summarizes]] the situation:
--->"We are in Castle Heterodyne with [[ExplosiveLeash exploding collars]] around our necks, caught between a fake Heterodyne and a real one. (As well as assorted criminals, maniacs and various monsters.) And I suspect that even if we found any beer in here, it would be [[MayContainEvil evil]] or, at the very least, flat."
** The storyteller (remember him from [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20021104 page 1]] and [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20060726 Sturmhalten dungeons]]?) [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20110504 briefs]] the Baron on the rumors circulating about him.
--->...You're bankrolling '''both''' of the Heterodyne girls. You want them to '''fight'''. The winner will marry your son. You really like waffles...
** [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20110706 "Franz here liked turning people into beetles. Zonia believed that orphan blood had medicinal properties. Krag put his feet on my bed."]]
** [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20160120#.VqI71dLhA_4 "If you are spies, revenants or illiterates, why, then we can simply tip you out into open space! Ha ha!"]]
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* ''Webcomic/LookingForGroup'' brings us Richard's titles. "Chief Warlock of the Brothers of Darkness, Lord of the Thirteen Hells, Master of the Bones, Emperor of the Black, Lord of the Undead, Mistress of Magma, and mayor of a little village up the coast". He later added Lord of the Dance. He has yet to show off his prowess at that one.
** It turns out the "little village up the coast" was a ChekhovsGun.
* In ''Webcomic/{{Megatokyo}}'', [[http://megatokyo.com/strip/354 Largo is arrested by Inspector Sonoda early on]], and Sonoda is rattling off a list of charges that includes jailbreaks and "unauthorized" usage of a giant ''Franchise/{{Godzilla}}'' ShoutOut. The last charge he names? Illegal Use of Duct Tape.
** Actually, considering Largo, that could be quite the offense.
* [[http://boymeetsboy.keenspot.com/d/20020406.html This strip]] of ''Webcomic/BoyMeetsBoy'':
-->"She's here to save us!"
-->"She's so smart!"
-->"She's so brave!"
-->"She, uh. Has a pretty shirt? ... Well, I don't KNOW her!"
* The list of charges against Fructose Riboflavin in [[http://bobadventures.comicgenesis.com/d/20090725.html this strip]] from ''Webcomic/TheInexplicableAdventuresOfBob.''
* ''Webcomic/OzyAndMillie'' uses these frequently, including a picture list of an atomic bomb, the sinking of the Titanic, and the new taste of Coca Cola.
* [[http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0231.html This]] ''Webcomic/DarthsAndDroids'' strip.
--> '''Anakin''': You're under arrest for the attempted murder of Senator Amidala!
--> '''Zam Wessel''': Attempted??
--> '''Anakin''': And reckless driving!
** [[http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0329.html Then]], when Dooku tries to convince a captive Obi-Wan that he's really a good guy:
--> '''Obi-Wan:''' Let's see... You stole the plans for a symbol of peace. You're allied with (a) a known megalomaniacal warlord and (b) a criminal sociopath. You have not one, but two, armies at your disposal. You've captured me--unfairly--and are holding me with no means of escape. And you're {{monologuing}}. \\
'''Count Dooku:''' ''Ah'' am monologuing?!
** [[http://www.darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0356.html And again]]:
--> "...trespassing, destroying assembly line equipment, sabotaging factory computers, flatlining 6 droids, killing 15 Geonosian factory workers - and parking illegally on a steam vent."
*** What made that funny was Padme [[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne objected to the parking illegally charge]].

* ''Webcomic/{{Shortpacked}}'':
** [[https://www.shortpacked.com/comic/woosh "I bet they grow their hair into little horns, and they offer live sacrifices to appease their Naked Master. And they don't let you have a television in your room."]]
** In [[http://www.shortpacked.com/comic/zod this comic]] parodying ''Film/ManOfSteel'', several council members pretend to have been allied with Zod in hopes of getting exiled off planet before Krypton explodes.
-->"Uhh, I was also on Zod's team! Go treason! Yaaay treason!" "I cheated on my taxes!" "I'VE JAYWALKED!"
* In ''Webcomic/{{Narbonic}}'', when Dave time-travels to the future, Future Mell informs him that "the most dire predictions of your time have come true", including mass extinctions, melting polar ice caps, and a Britney comeback.
* [[http://910cmx.com/banner/data/AngelsAndAliens.png This]] banner for ''Angels & Aliens'' promises "Aliens. Secrets. The quest for the perfect chocolate bar".
* ''Webcomic/KitNKayBoodle'' has a rare, non-joke instance of the main characters discussing the difference between Yiffburg and the rest of the world. The rest of the world has crime, war, and... clothes. This isn't played for laughs; wearing clothing of one's own volition (and not because you live in or are visiting an oppressive corporate/fascist wasteland and don't have a choice) is actually considered as bad as crime and warfare. At one point, the male lead sees his wife in a sheer negligee and is horribly shocked.
* [[http://rockpapercynic.com/index.php?date=2010-01-01 From Rock, Paper, Cynic]] ... elevator music, and fans of reality television.
* Mel from ''Webcomic/{{Hellbound}}'' doesn't just kill people and steal their souls, she tells [[http://loneverse.com/hellbound//hellbound.php?date=2004-12-02 bad puns]] as well!
* The Webcomic/{{Newshounds}} are allowed to [[http://newshounds.keenspot.com/d/20100426.html blow up the house, nuke the neighborhood or organize a terrorist strike against the Pork Council for not having strict enough standards for fat content.]]
* Don't get between [[http://www.bitbwebcomic.com/friskella/frisk001.html Friskella]] and her toasted cheese sandwich.
* ''Webcomic/TheSuburbanJungle'': [[http://suburbanjungleclassic.com/?p=2286 Nothing illegal, immoral or even fattening.]]
** A reference, that is, to the old quote by W. C. Fields: "Everything I do is either illegal, immoral, or fattening."
* [[http://www.venisproductions.com/angelmoxie/archives/0/1/010.html This]] ''Webcomic/AngelMoxie'' strip has the heroine pondering what evils she is to save the world from.
-->"''I mean, there's plenty to save the world from - zealots, corruption, bigotry, disease, sitcoms''"
* When Kieth of ''Webcomic/TwoKinds'' is brought to the Basitin court in [[http://twokindscomic.com/archive/?p=557 this]] comic, he is read all of the "heinous crimes" he is being accused of. They all increase in severity as they are listed... that is until the last item on the list.
-->"Disobeying a direct order from a superior... trespassing on royal grounds... destroying royal property... committing treason against the Basitin government... and breaking curfew."

* The favorite political slogan of Sandra and Cloud from ''Webcomic/SandraAndWoo'' is [[http://www.sandraandwoo.com/2009/11/19/0113-freedom-justice-cookies/ "Freedom! Justice! Cookies!"]].
* ''[[Webcomic/TwentyFirstCenturyFox 21st Century Fox]]'':
** One strip shows that a [[http://techfox.comicgenesis.com/d/20050727.html long rap sheet]] (which, incidentally, includes both arson and murder) is no protection from this trope. "...and ''spamming!''"
** Another involves a [[http://www.hirezfox.com/21cf/d/20081229.html submarine fight]] where the captain asks for a damage report after taking fire:
--->'''Captain:''' Damage report!\\
'''Pilot:''' Starboard ballast tanks 2, 4, and 8 ruptured, starboard engine offline, torpedo tube 2 is not responding, sail planes not responding, starboard trim tanks ruptured, driving control is out [[BearerOfBadNews and...]]\\
'''Captain:''' And!?\\
'''Pilot:''' ...And the high capacity froo froo frappuccino machine is out of action...\\
'''Captain:''' [[MustHaveCaffeine BASTARDS! I'll KILL THEM!]]
* [[http://www.collectedcurios.com/sequentialart.php?s=637 Three demons]] summoned in ''Webcomic/SequentialArt''. Gra'Sha'Nuul: defiler of graves. Sabba'Dez'Na: that of fetid waters. Uwe Boll: whose touch turns all to poo.
* [[http://www.lukesurl.com/archives/1247 This]] Body Mass Index diagram from Luke Surl.

* ''Webcomic/AMiracleOfScience'' [[http://www.project-apollo.net/mos/glossary.html#srmd reminds]] us:
--> Signs that your loved one has an [[ScienceRelatedMemeticDisorder SRMD infection]] are: [[EvilLaugh manic laughter]], a desire to build a secret lab, hoarding of radioactive materials, sleep deprivation, building armies of oozing zombies in the bathroom, and dry mouth.
* ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'':
** [[MadScientist Kevyn]]'s list of crimes includes treason, high treason, and grand spamming (the only charge that could stick). But considering that spammers are considered lower than pedophiles by the 31st century and he sent the teraport blue-prints to almost a third of the galaxy it's kind of a subversion.
** While establishing a baseline for a lie detector: [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2007-11-25 "My name is Prince Rapunzelstiltskin, I own Mars, and my first wife left me over financial matters."]]

* Heavily implied, and slightly played with, and most certainly a reference to this trope, in ''Webcomic/MagicAndPhysics'' where one character's file, which seems to be a compilation of one's life, includes things implied so horrible that the creator's thought it was a joke. However, they wouldn't deal with another character because his character's file including Jaywalking.
* From ''Webcomic/WapsiSquare'', near the end of a discussion about how the golem girls [[spoiler:destroyed the world,]] Brandi decides to continue admitting to and feeling guilty for the horrible things she has done, and pipes in with [[http://wapsisquare.com/comic/notnightmares/ this]] gem: "I snore loud, but I don't mean to."
** In addition, the newspaper clips on Tina's wall say such things as "Young Girl to Testify Against Drug Lord," "Drug Lord's Daughter Dies in Car Crash," and "Body Disappears from County Morgue," until finally concluding with "Cute New Coffee Shop Opens Up in Wapsi Square."
* In ''Webcomic/SkinHorse'', Alphonse's reasons for wanting divorced from [[GeniusLoci sentient swamp]] Venus include "fits of rage", "fear for my life" and "algae".

* ''Webcomic/{{xkcd}}'':
** The [[http://www.xkcd.com/887/ future predictions for 2100]] end with: "Rainforests mostly gone due to climate shifts", "All coral reefs gone" and "Gillette introduces 14 bladed razor".
** [[http://www.xkcd.com/1036/ In #1036,]] Randall compares the difference between before and after online product reviews. The AltText reads:
---> I plugged in this lamp and my dog went rigid, spoke a sentence of perfect Akkadian, and then was hurled sideways through the picture window. Even worse, it's one of those lamps where the switch is on the cord.
** According to [[http://xkcd.com/1353/ this]], Heartbleed lets website visitors make the website dispense random memory contents: "It's not just keys. It's traffic data. Emails. Passwords. Erotic fanfiction."
** [[https://xkcd.com/2038/ Hazard Symbol]] gives us "radioactive, high-voltage, laser-emitting biohazards that coat the floor and make it slippery".
* ArtEvolution: Compare the first 150 strips or so with the newer ones.
* Invoked in ''Webcomic/{{Bug|Martini}}'' with the magazines he gets subscription offers for [[http://www.bugcomic.com/comics/killjoy/ after he kills someone:]]
-->"No, I do NOT want to subscribe to 'Murderer Monthly', 'Killin' Quarterly', or 'Maxim'."

* Andy makes the 'jaywalking' choice in [[http://galactanet.com/comic/view.php?strip=30 this]] ''Casey & Andy'' strip.
* Courtesy of ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}''[='=]s [[color:green:D]][[color:white:o]][[color:green:c Scratch]]:
-->I can tolerate many things from a guest. Curt manners. Egregious womanizing. Murdering the help. Casual arson. Even atrocious candy bowl etiquette.
* In ''Webcomic/{{Paranatural}}'', possible reasons a given person can see ghosts are [[http://paranatural.net/chapter-1-page-64/ a near-death experience, prolonged exposure to supernatural phenomena, or a diet obnoxiously high in citrus.]]
* ''Webcomic/PowerpuffGirlsDoujinshi'' has the crowd at the convention center saying: "They've blocked all the exits!" "We're trapped!" "We're all gonna die!" "Stop pushing! Stop pushing! For God's sakes stop pushing!" "Oh God I dropped my contact lens!"
* This comic based on the "[[http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/flutterrage-flutterbitch Flutterbitch]]" meme following the ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic 2''-parter "Return of Harmony" [[http://niban-destikim.deviantart.com/art/Flutterbitch-259458684]]
** Trips Spike while carrying sharp objects.
** Tells Apple Bloom she'll die without getting her cutie mark.
** Has her pet rabbit Angel roasting on a spit.
** Gets [[FantasticRacism racist]] with [[FantasyCounterpartCulture Zecora]].
** Takes two free muffins instead of one.
* ''Webcomic/BobAndGeorge'': [[http://www.bobandgeorge.com/archives/000608c Napalm is the destroyer of entire countries and civilizations -- and also likes barbeque.]]
* In ''WebComic/CommanderKitty'', after being put on trail by the [[SpacePolice Triple-I]], Nin Wah finds herself found guilty of being involved with the disappearance of her crew, possession of (possibly) dangerous [[ArtificialLimbs cybernetic arm]]...and [[http://www.commanderkitty.com/2009/09/19/no-doug-llewellyn/ skipping the hotel bill]].
* ''Webcomic/MaryElizabethsSock'': In [[http://mess.troutcave.net/comic.php?date=2013-05-06 this]] strip, Basil's query - “Drugs? Murder? '''Owls?'''”
* In ''Webcomic/{{UC}}'', after being defeated by the heroes and before she completely fades away, the demon possessing the minor character Jess [[http://www.wanderingchaos.com/uc/022805.html threatens]] to rip up every tree, kill every baby, and delete the internet off of every computer in the world to get what she wants.
* In ''[[Webcomic/TheNonAdventuresOfWonderella The Non-Adventures of Wonderella]]'', Wonderella's mother warns her not to foil her enemies too handily or they might go to insane lengths to restore their self-confidence. Pictured are such scenarios as nuking a city, unleashing a giant killer robot...and blowing up a Scottish terrier.
* In ''Webcomic/AllenTheAlien'':
** Bonnie says that when she finishes her book, she'll get the "Nobel Peace Prize For The Best Book In The World", she'll be a "world idol", and she'll be talked about on a "um... daytime progrum?"
** [[SuperDickery A superhero says]], "I'll rape your babies, and murder you, and spoil ''Theatre/TheMousetrap''." '''Technically''' it's this trope. We think they're all equal.
* One ''Pop Culture Shock Therapy'' strip has the witch from ''Literature/HanselAndGretel'' excitedly looking at Jeffrey Dahmer's entry on Match.com, which reads, "Interests: Luring people to my house to kill, cook, and eat them; Golf". Interestingly enough, besides the obvious parallels, there's a bag of golf clubs labeled "Titleist" in the house.
* Dark goddess Shub Megawrath of ''Webcomic/{{Bruno the Bandit}}'''s high school class project was to destroy the world. With a lot of help from fellow demon [[spoiler:Archio]], she blotted out the sun, made the dead rise to devour the flesh of the living, made milk go sour before its "Best before" date, and made the stars fall from the sky and destroy cities. These were mentioned in that exact order.
* In ''Webcomic/TheDragonDoctors'', [[http://dragondoctors.dhscomix.com/archives/comic/ch-2-page-9 Tanica tried to kill Sarin, made her waste her one-of-a-kind magic seed, and is now blocking the window.]]
* In chapter eight of ''{{Webcomic/Unsounded}}'', Toma assesses the scene left behind by Duane and Sette, noting dismemberment and cannibalism. Elka adds... an unmade bed. "Tch, what an asshole."
* From ''Webcomic/AxeCop: Revenge on Rainbow Girl'': "She [[WeaksauceWeakness surprised me and made melt]] when she burned some little kid with ''hot rainbows''. She stole my best friend and made him turn ''evil''. ''Worst of all'', before I could get a smoothie, she burned down my favorite smoothie place. And I ''really'' wanted a smoothie today."
* The contractor who rebuilt the ''Webcomic/EvilInc'' building's Personnel File mentions that he "has installed death rays, laser-wielding shark pools, trap doors, hidden revolving doors, and several dozen kitchen remodeling jobs."
* In [[http://www.twolumps.net/d/20140602.html this]] ''Webcomic/TwoLumps'' comic, Eben's reaction to Snooch's scream is, "WHAT?! FIRE! LOCUSTS! BRITISH LOYALISTS!"
* [[http://www.poisonedminds.com/d/19990830.html One time]] in ''Webcomic/{{SSDD}}'' Norman was making a "to-do" list involving murder and mayhem, then added "buy teabags."
** An early version of the Oracle showed [[http://www.poisonedminds.com/d/20030124.html a job queue]] calculating the likelihood of overthrowing several world governments, and the probability of Elvis being alive.
* From ''Webcomic/SatanAndMe'':
-->'''Laila''': Holy shit, are you a demon?! Are you the demon I've heard about that does [=McAllister's=] bidding?! OMG, are you buying her cigarettes? She smokes??
* ''Strangebeard'' has [[http://www.kellytindall.com/strangebeard/comic/temerity/ this fun example]].
-->'''Captain Memoria Morder''': You lay waste to my [[OurVampiresAreDifferent Draculas]]--you set my [[CoolShip living ship]] on [[KillItWithFire fire]]--and now you have the temerity to put a nick in [[NiceHat my favorite hat]]--YAH!!!
* ''Webcomic/PlushAndBlood'': Katt describes Cole as "...a special breed of [[AxCrazy batshit]] megalomaniacal incestuous clown...".

* ''Webcomic/TheWhiteboard'': Inverted by Doc after Roger tells him that he (Roger) and the others were being sneaky about planning a Christmas party because they weren't sure Doc wanted to have another party so soon:
-->'''Doc''': So you're saying you thought I ''wouldn't'' like the chance to quaff Dew, eat chips, meet girls, and maybe staple Swampy to the ceiling again?
* ''Webcomic/DepressionComix'' plays this a few times for for some [[BlackComedy dark laughs]]:
** Strip #77. Depressed Character 04 thinks she should die because her life sucks and she can never feel happy, she's made a mountain of mistakes that have ruined her life, she feels completely alone, and she burned toast.
** Strip #91. According to her depression, Depressed Character 02 is stupid, ugly, only makes everyone's life miserable, and talks to herself.

* In ''WebComic/StandStillStaySilent'', we get to see one of Lalli's dreams right before he awakes from a PowerStrainBlackOut induced DeepSleep. In it, there is no more LanguageBarrier between himself and the rest of the team (he usually relies on his cousin as a TranslatorBuddy), so he can understand his good friend asking him to wake up, his commander praising him for the effort that caused the DeepSleep in the first place and the TeamChef promising to make a feast to celebrate. The contribution of the not-much-liked-by-Lalli stowaway to this ideal scenario? Admitting that [[LongHairedPrettyBoy his very long and somewhat messy hair]] is "super dumb" and promising to cut it all off.
* ''Webcomic/GrrlPower'':
** The [[CaveBehindTheFalls Secret Entrance]] sign [[http://grrlpowercomic.com/archives/2172 here]] is meant to discourage anybody who finds it by accident.
---> '''Sign:''' WARNING / CERTAIN DEATH / RABID BEES / CAT DANDER / NO WIFI
** Deus has an [[http://grrlpowercomic.com/archives/1954 impressive list of accomplishments]]. He made a fortune during the financial crash, owns a country which he's lifted out of poverty, has plans to give away $500 million in charity (just to see what happens), and his hair is... just ''astonishing''.
---> '''Deus:''' See?\\
'''St. Croix:''' Um, yes it's quite lustrous.

* In ''Webcomic/LoreOlympus'', Hades is walking his dog Cerberus.
---> '''Girl jogger:''' His coat is SO shiny, what do you feed him?
---> '''Hades:''' The souls of murderers and sometimes egg whites.
* ''Webcomic/CycleOfLuv''
** [[NoodleIncident At one point]], Jessie has been arrested for containing drugs in her room, vandalizing very expensive stuff, and looking up {{Music/Skrillex}} online... [[MisplacedRetribution thanks to her roommate]]...
** In a later strip, Shawn mentions some of the casualties the restaurant has suffered from includes: Fire losing his paw, Cupid killing off a family of clams, and [[NoodleIncident Nooby showing up]] [[NakedPeopleAreFunny naked]].
----> '''Cupid Chicago''': [[BrainBleach ''"Great, I'm picturing that shit again, thanks a lot!"'']]

* ''[[Webcomic/TwentyFirstCenturyFox 21st Century Fox]]'' shows that a [[http://techfox.comicgenesis.com/d/20050727.html long rap sheet]] (which, incidentally, includes both arson and murder) is no protection from this trope. "...and ''spamming!''"

** In [[http://www.shortpacked.com/index.php?id=1972 this comic]] parodying ''Film/ManOfSteel'', several council members pretend to have been allied with Zod in hopes of getting exiled off planet before Krypton explodes.

** Also, when [[eheroes.thecomicseries.com/comics/65/ Mr. Mighty confronts his nemesis]].
** And the [[eheroes.thecomicseries.com/comics/66/ next page]] lists some of the things that are prohibited in a school zone, such as firearms, mutagens, mad science, and [[spoiler: skateboarding]].
** Another example, tying in with "Telephone", has [[eheroes.thecomicseries.com/comics/76/ this example.]]

** Also, when [[http://eheroes.smackjeeves.com/comics/1990755/an-unpleasant-good-morning/ Mr. Mighty confronts his nemesis]].
** And the [[http://eheroes.smackjeeves.com/comics/1990765/zone-out/ next page]] lists some of the things that are prohibited in a school zone, such as firearms, mutagens, mad science, and [[spoiler: skateboarding]].
** Another example, tying in with "Telephone", has [[http://eheroes.smackjeeves.com/comics/1990812/janes-story-begins/ this example.]]