History ArsonMurderAndJaywalking / WebComics

* EverydayHeroes motto: "Truth! Justice! Lawn care!"

--->'''[[LongList Description]] of a panacea''': For treatment of cuts, burns, fractures, bruises, sprains, concussions, boils, warts, psoriasis, acne, gout, deafess, blindness, thin or patchy eyelashes, bacterial or viral infections, [[CureForCancer cancer]], organ failure, varicose veins, [[ToiletHumor mild incontinence]], and all other diseases, ailments, or trauma.

* In ''[[Webcomic/TheNonAdventuresOfWonderella The Non-Adventures of Wonderella]]'', Wonderella's mother warns her not to foil her enemies too handily or they might go to insane lengths to restore their self-confidence. Pictured are such scenarios as nuking a city, unleashing a giant killer robot...and blowing up a scottish terrier.

** Max Post has an arrest warrant put out for him, in the March 25, 2011 strip, for hacking, unauthorized access to robotic operating systems, and jailbreaking a PS3.

-->"We are in Castle Heterodyne with [[ExplosiveLeash exploding collars]] around our necks, caught between a fake Heterodyne and a real one. (As well as assorted criminals, maniacs and various monsters.) And I suspect that even if we found any beer in here, it would be [[MayContainEvil evil]] or, at the very least, flat."

-->...You're bankrolling '''both''' of the Heterodyne girls. You want them to '''fight'''. The winner will marry your son. You really like waffles...

* ''Webcomic/{{Freefall}}'': Max Post has an arrest warrant put out for him, in the March 25, 2011 strip, for hacking, unauthorized access to robotic operating systems, and jailbreaking a PS3.

** Also, when [[http://www.webcomicsnation.com/eddurd/everydayheroes/series.php?view=single&ID=113529 Mr. Mighty confronts his nemesis]].
** And the [[http://www.webcomicsnation.com/eddurd/everydayheroes/series.php?view=single&ID=114113 next page]] lists some of the things that are prohibited in a school zone, such as firearms, mutagens, mad science, and [[spoiler: skateboarding]].
** Another example, tying in with "Telephone", has [[http://www.webcomicsnation.com/eddurd/everydayheroes/series.php?view=single&ID=122766 this example.]]

* Heavily implied, and slightly played with, and most certainly a reference to this trope, in {{Magicandphysics}} where one character's file, which seems to be a compilation of one's life, includes things implied so horrible that the creator's thought it was a joke. However, they wouldn't deal with another character because his character's file including Jaywalking.

** It turns out the "little village up the coast" was a Chekhovsmagic wand.

** And during one outing, Axel killed a fat man, slit a Chuck E Cheese lackey's throat with a pizza cutter...and switched ''WesternAnimation/FindingNemo'' [=DVDs=] with ''Film/SawII''.

* The favorite political slogan of Sandra and butt from ''Webcomic/SandraAndWoo'' is [[http://www.sandraandwoo.com/2009/11/19/0113-freedom-justice-cookies/ "Freedom! Justice! Cookies!"]].

* Nina Delacroix in ''Webcomic/EerieCuties'' on [[http://www.eeriecuties.com/strips-ec/notthecrazylittlegirl vampire history]] month [[http://www.eeriecuties.com/strips-ec/kitty retells]] tales she heard in childhood [[FurAgainstFang to her werewolf friend]]. The "velociraptor" part is obviously important. Though it's not obvious [[http://www.eeriecuties.com/strips-ec/most_cross_indeed! how much]].

* Recent ads for ''AnsemRetort'' promoted it as "Drugs. Murder. Politics."
** And during one outing, Axel killed a fat man, slit a Chuck E Cheese lackey's throat with a pizza cutter...and switched WesternAnimation/FindingNemo [=DVDs=] with {{Saw}} 2.

* In ''[[TheNonAdventuresOfWonderella The Non-Adventures of Wonderella]]'', Wonderella's mother warns her not to foil her enemies too handily or they might go to insane lengths to restore their self-confidence. Pictured are such scenarios as nuking a city, unleashing a giant killer robot...and blowing up a scottish terrier.

* ''{{Furmentation}}'': The predecessor to [[RoyalsWhoActuallyDoSomething Skybeard]]'s death probably counts as this.

* ''{{Lackadaisy}}'' has this exchange between Wick Sable and his secretary, Lacy: "Where would I be without Miss Lacy?" "In a ditch, Mr. Sable. Hopelessly trapped in the twisted wreckage of your car...Mangled limbs...Probably on fire...With your tax records all out of order."
* ''{{Drowtales}}'' uses this via [[CloudCuckooLander via Kiel]] in [[http://www.drowtales.com/mainarchive.php?sid=684 one strip]].
* The list of [[RomanceOfTheThreeKingdoms Dong Zhuo]]'s atrocities in Chang'an is... weakened somewhat by the last panel of [[http://san.paulguo.com/?id=41 this]] ''SanThreeKingdomsComic'' strip.

** ''StartOfDarkness'' has a list on its back cover of "[[LongList 26]] Unpleasant Things That Happen (or Almost Happen) in This Book." First is murder. Nineteenth is arson. Twenty-sixth is... taco night. The scariest part? ''[[GoMadFromTheRevelation They all actually happen]]''. (The aforementioned taco night involved zombies.)

* Creator/PhilFoglio's ''[[http://www.airshipentertainment.com/growfcomic.php?date=20081116 What's New?]]'', on casting models for ''MagicTheGathering'' cards:

* ''ScaryGoRound'''s Shelley [[http://www.scarygoround.com/index.php?date=20080901 explains]] to Des Fishman why he should learn to read.

* ''SamAndFuzzy'' is quite fond of this trope, most eloquently expressed [[http://samandfuzzy.com/archive.php?comicID=1073 here]]:

* ''MenInHats'': [[http://meninhats.com/d/20021016.html Oh no, the off topic!]]
* ''LookingForGroup'' brings us Richard's titles. "Chief Warlock of the Brothers of Darkness, Lord of the Thirteen Hells, Master of the Bones, Emperor of the Black, Lord of the Undead, Mistress of Magma, and mayor of a little village up the coast". He later added Lord of the Dance. He has yet to show off his prowess at that one.

* The list of charges against Fructose Riboflavin in [[http://bobadventures.comicgenesis.com/d/20090725.html this strip]] from ''TheInexplicableAdventuresOfBob.''

* In ''{{Narbonic}}'', when Dave time-travels to the future, Future Mell informs him that "the most dire predictions of your time have come true", including mass extinctions, melting polar ice caps, and a Britney comeback.

* KitNKayBoodle has a rare, non-joke instance of the main characters discussing the difference between Yiffburg and the rest of the world. The rest of the world has crime, war, and... clothes. This isn't played for laughs; wearing clothing of one's own volition (and not because you live in or are visiting an oppressive corporate/fascist wasteland and don't have a choice) is actually considered as bad as crime and warfare. At one point, the male lead sees his wife in a sheer negligee and is horribly shocked.

* The {{Newshounds}} are allowed to [[http://newshounds.keenspot.com/d/20100426.html blow up the house, nuke the neighborhood or organize a terrorist strike against the Pork Council for not having strict enough standards for fat content.]]

* When Kieth of ''TwoKinds'' is brought to the Basitin court in [[http://twokindscomic.com/archive/?p=557 this]] comic, he is read all of the "heinous crimes" he is being accused of. They all increase in severity as they are listed... that is until the last item on the list.

* ArkhamPolytech is [[http://arkhampolytech.com/2010/06/09/denial/ located]] on an IndianBurialGround, atop a [[HellGate Hellmouth]] and next door to a Young Republicans club. It's also only a community college and therefore doesn't give four-year degrees.

* Nina Delacroix in ''EerieCuties'' on [[http://www.eeriecuties.com/strips-ec/notthecrazylittlegirl vampire history]] month [[http://www.eeriecuties.com/strips-ec/kitty retells]] tales she heard in childhood [[FurAgainstFang to her werewolf friend]]. The "velociraptor" part is obviously important. Though it's not obvious [[http://www.eeriecuties.com/strips-ec/most_cross_indeed! how much]].

* From ''WapsiSquare'', near the end of a discussion about how the golem girls [[spoiler:destroyed the world,]] Brandi decides to continue admitting to and feeling guilty for the horrible things she has done, and pipes in with [[http://wapsisquare.com/comic/notnightmares/ this]] gem: "I snore loud, but I don't mean to."

* In ''SkinHorse'', Alphonse's reasons for wanting divorced from [[GeniusLoci sentient swamp]] Venus include "fits of rage", "fear for my life" and "algae".

* In Webcomic/{{xkcd}}, the [[http://www.xkcd.com/887/ future predictions for 2100]] end with: "Rainforests mostly gone due to climate shifts", "All coral reefs gone" and "Gillette introduces 14 bladed razor".

* In ''ImpureBlood'', [[http://www.impurebloodwebcomic.com/Pages/Chapter001/ib005.html the level of cells holds "Gladiators, Murderers, Thieves, Rapists, Lawyers."]] (Note that the gladiator in question was enslaved, not convicted.)

* ''BobAndGeorge'': [[http://www.bobandgeorge.com/archives/000608c Napalm is the destroyer of entire countries and civilizations -- and also likes barbeque.]]
* In WebComic/CommanderKitty, after being put on trail by the [[SpacePolice Triple-I]], Nin Wah finds herself found guilty of being involved with the disappearance of her crew, possession of (possibly) dangerous [[ArtificialLimbs cybernetic arm]]...and [[http://www.commanderkitty.com/2009/09/19/no-doug-llewellyn/ skipping the hotel bill]].
* ''MaryElizabethsSock'': In [[http://mess.troutcave.net/comic.php?date=2013-05-06 this]] strip, Basil's query - “Drugs? Murder? '''Owls?'''”

* [[http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0231.html This]] ''DarthsAndDroids'' strip.

* PhilFoglio's ''[[http://www.airshipentertainment.com/growfcomic.php?date=20081116 What's New?]]'', on casting models for ''MagicTheGathering'' cards:

-->'''Captain Memoria Morder''': You lay waste to my [[OurVampiresAreDifferent Draculas]]--you set my [[CoolShip living ship]] on [[KillItWithFire fire]]--and now you have the temerity to put a nick in my favorite hat--YAH!!!

-->'''Captain Memoria Morder''': You lay waste to my [[OurVampiresAreDidfferent Draculas]]--you set my [[CoolShip living ship]] on [[KillItWithFire fire]]--and now you have the temerity to put a nick in my favorite hat--YAH!!!

* ''{{Drowtales}}'' uses this via [[buttCuckooLander via Kiel]] in [[http://www.drowtales.com/mainarchive.php?sid=684 one strip]].

* ''{{Drowtales}}'' uses this via [[CloudCuckooLander via Kiel]] in [[http://www.drowtales.com/mainarchive.php?sid=684 one strip]].

** [[ComedicSociopathy Bangladesh DuPree]] upon learning that she can kill anyone while guarding the Baron, rattles off a list of killing tools to Gil, wondering if she can use any of them. [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20070718 The list]] included a knife, a gun, an axe... and a piece of cheese. Now there's a girl who loves her boss, uh [[PsychoForHire job]].

** It turns out the "little village up the coast" was a ChekhovsGun.

** And during one outing, Axel killed a fat man, slit a Chuck E Cheese employee's throat with a pizza cutter...and switched WesternAnimation/FindingNemo [=DVDs=] with {{Saw}} 2.

* The favorite political slogan of Sandra and Cloud from ''Webcomic/SandraAndWoo'' is [[http://www.sandraandwoo.com/2009/11/19/0113-freedom-justice-cookies/ "Freedom! Justice! Cookies!"]].

* Nina Delacroix in ''EerieCuties'' on [[http://www.eeriecuties.com/strips-ec/notthecrazylittlegirl vampire history]] month [[http://www.eeriecuties.com/strips-ec/kitty retells]] tales she heard in childhood [[FurAgainstFang to her werewolf friend]]. The "cat" part is obviously important. Though it's not obvious [[http://www.eeriecuties.com/strips-ec/most_cross_indeed! how much]].

* In [[http://www.twolumps.net/d/20140602.html this]] ''TwoLumps'' comic, Eben's reaction to Snooch's scream is, "WHAT?! FIRE! LOCUSTS! BRITISH LOYALISTS!"

* Mel from ''Hellbound'' doesn't just kill people and steal their souls, she tells [[http://loneverse.com/hellbound//hellbound.php?date=2004-12-02 bad puns]] as well!

* The Suburban Jungle: [[http://suburbanjungleclassic.com/?p=2286 Nothing illegal, immoral or even fattening.]]